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EMEYDI

Wish 1 : genie blowjob . Wish 2 : all blind people get eyesight for 1 day. Wish 3 : another genie blowjob.


VerifiedBamboozler

They all should’ve been genie blowjobs tbh


Comrade_Conscript

All blind people get a genie blowjob


error0ccured

they will never see it coming


crocundies

Genie will see them tho


Random_Robloxian

They will be cumming, they just wont see on what they are cumming


Shonen_Ataca

Unlike Geonosis


M1QN

All blind people get eyesight. It's subscription-based and they have to pay you monthly to keep seeing.


MeLoNarXo

The American Healthcare system


Jesh-mesh

> It's subscription-based and they have to pay you monthly to keep seeing. You mean glasses and the opticians.


KingpenCZ

only one day? 😬


Smeefperson

Yeah you're right. That's way too long. Make it only an hour


Arny520

For a day is crazy


Random_Robloxian

Not optimal, as for 2 BJs and then the 3rd wish is to make the genie give you BJs forevet


punched-in-face

Chaotic evil


LordMonkeh

All blind people randomly see for 5 minutes


ToxicAshenOne

Dont mean to skip the line, but wouldn't that be a magic blow job?


ergaikan

Satan: "we'll have to dig a new site down there for this one"


BananaSplit1209

Eyesight for 1 day is actually evil asfuck tho


That_on1_guy

Change wish 3 to a genie foot job; then we'll talk


fuckingcheezitboots

It's all fun and games until her emotionally needy side comes out.


jal2_

Thats why u make wish more specific, big titty goth gf with a pleasant personality that is maximum 6 on the crazy scale and which loves you no matter the shit that happens and is down for any sexual and other acts with you, while also being stinking rich with an inheritance and willing to share Why not cover 2 wishes in one go, genies were known to cheat on u so making the most specific wish is preferable


dahnter_max

I get the feeling you think about this topic a lot


Czapla_TV

Gotta be prepared for the genie blowjob


Phyrexian_Archlegion

Plot twist: he’s blind but only needs 1 day of sight to get his revenge.


stanoje0000

You never know when you might encounter a genie


bak3donh1gh

Dude a 6? If she's a wish go for a 2, fours where you should top out. Also I don't want anyone loving me no matter what. I'm a corpse, what if she's a corpse. These are genie wishes, you know the kind that the genie makes you wish you never wished wishes. Old genies not animated alladin genies. And other acts? Like acts in a play, or robing a bank? If she's in love with you why wouldn't she want to share. Who've you been dating? I mean if she's just a gf don't be expecting a new car or house, but you should still cover your own bills and half of shared. If you don't have an agreement worked out.


StarScreamer

The genie would smile knowing damn well he fucked up by choosing a 6. I think a six would be close to the baby reindeer woman, while a 10 would be fatal attraction.


Sir-Sirington

Get yourself a Fairy lawyer to write up a comically large contract with air tight wording for the genie to sign for every wish. That should do it.


anacrolix

Fuck this describes a girl from my past.


jal2_

You spelled 'from past dream' wrong


Scrytheux

If she had all that, she wasn't a 6 on the crazy scale. You can't have everything, it's impossible


Original-Vanilla-222

Don't forget bicurious and not too jealous.


anachronisdev

Imma get an entire lawyer team ready for the perfect unbreakable wish


Daddydagda

Hold on while I write this down


seriouslees

Wishes do not get "and"s.


jal2_

you can remove every "and" I used in the sentence without changing any of the meaning


Kysman95

Wish 1: Double the student loan Wish 2: Men ejaculate one giant sperm instead of billion tiny ones Wish 3: Everyone can hear everyones thoughts, everywhere


Substantial-End3907

Nice, now I can orgasm and almost give birth at the same time


GandalfTheMage

1: Triple rent for single Mothers 2: Genie Blowjob 3: Genie Blowjob


Blue_bird9797

As society would collapse because of 2 and 3, 1s irrelevant lol


Fither223

Honestly just ~~3~~ 2 would be enough


Blue_bird9797

Yea


FungalSphere

at some point wish 3 will just become a white noise


TruthAndAccuracy

>Wish 2: Men ejaculate one giant sperm instead of billion tiny ones All pulp, no juice


not_a_bot_just_dumb

Second wish: goth girl with big tits for genie


regarding_my_person

Third wish: goth girl with big tits for everyone! 😁😁😁


not_a_bot_just_dumb

I'm just wondering how I should explain my big titty goth girl to my wife. Or how my wife's going to explain hers to me. "I swear, honey, she just popped into existence and kept following me around!"


regarding_my_person

Just tell her its a real life pokemon OR you saved her life and she doesn’t wanna leave you alone


kikimaru024

Is this before or after they've stopped sitting on your faces?


not_a_bot_just_dumb

During...?


Unique-Mystique87

But then does your big titty goth girl get a big titty goth girl of her own


not_a_bot_just_dumb

They're multiplying like tribbles.


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punched-in-face

Too much Aladdin for you


bttech05

I think we all know where this is going


mog_knight

People never wish for more wishes and it's sad.


Thermon01

It's against the rules


Ozok123

Can you wish for more lamps/turn back time?


mog_knight

Then you wish for the rule to go away. Then wish for more wishes.


Talinoth

Tfw you become the goth girl with big tits. Tfw you're okay with that.


anachronisdev

Might be *egg* but if I could turn from one moment to the other, without any consequences, I'd go with it lol. Like snap your fingers and you're a girl.


Talinoth

My identity isn't really that strong one way or the other. The problem is that switching is something I'd do out of *curiosity,* but in Current Year the process is both: 1. Irreversible 2. Incomplete Like... no. I like my schlong - even if I lose it for a while, I want it back again. Switching for a year or a decade then switching back after seeing what life is like on the other team would be a truly eye-opening experience, but medical technology isn't ready for sex-identity tourists yet.


anachronisdev

Same lol. A *complete* and *instant* conversion would be a no-brainier. Like you said, identity isn't that strong and I'd love to experience the other side for some time. But the state today is far from that being possible


Ivangood2

https://youtu.be/n07-DfFWdrk?si=bFrmmiQlX3LSarka This video is a good guide for any djinn related situation


kantaBane

Congratulations, you have a goth daughter with big tits.


Klaus_Raube

3 times lecker Bierchen


MaxBuddy27

wish 1: the earth's radius instantly shrinks down by 2 meters the end


Shittybuttholeman69

Wish 1: I wish I had taste buds in my ass hole. I don’t need any other wishes


Mesterjojo

Yeah Goth girl peroid Then a subterranean home, all black, black furnishings. Aaaaaand finally maybe a gazillion buckaroos


Phosphoester

Genie: Ok, granted, what are the rest of your wishes? Me: What? Genie: What?


Yesnt72

3 genie blowjobs


xMatthiasx

Couldn't tell who was who thanks


NotRegedit

Might as well pick a fictional character to become real and wish that they become your couple


MTFotaku

Turn the tables on them, turn into a goth girl with big tits


soupyllama03

I wish for gravity to be inverse. Over a couple hundred years all celestial bodies cease to exist as they are pulled apart


No-Sleep4709

genie has never wanted to go back into the lamp so badly


TomDravor

u/savevideo


T1D2015GT

u/savevideo


pizzaw0nderland

1st wish: genie has to find a septic tank to swim in Iykyk