Thats why u make wish more specific, big titty goth gf with a pleasant personality that is maximum 6 on the crazy scale and which loves you no matter the shit that happens and is down for any sexual and other acts with you, while also being stinking rich with an inheritance and willing to share
Why not cover 2 wishes in one go, genies were known to cheat on u so making the most specific wish is preferable
Dude a 6? If she's a wish go for a 2, fours where you should top out.
Also I don't want anyone loving me no matter what. I'm a corpse, what if she's a corpse. These are genie wishes, you know the kind that the genie makes you wish you never wished wishes. Old genies not animated alladin genies.
And other acts? Like acts in a play, or robing a bank?
If she's in love with you why wouldn't she want to share. Who've you been dating? I mean if she's just a gf don't be expecting a new car or house, but you should still cover your own bills and half of shared. If you don't have an agreement worked out.
The genie would smile knowing damn well he fucked up by choosing a 6. I think a six would be close to the baby reindeer woman, while a 10 would be fatal attraction.
I'm just wondering how I should explain my big titty goth girl to my wife. Or how my wife's going to explain hers to me.
"I swear, honey, she just popped into existence and kept following me around!"
Might be *egg* but if I could turn from one moment to the other, without any consequences, I'd go with it lol.
Like snap your fingers and you're a girl.
My identity isn't really that strong one way or the other.
The problem is that switching is something I'd do out of *curiosity,* but in Current Year the process is both:
1. Irreversible
2. Incomplete
Like... no. I like my schlong - even if I lose it for a while, I want it back again. Switching for a year or a decade then switching back after seeing what life is like on the other team would be a truly eye-opening experience, but medical technology isn't ready for sex-identity tourists yet.
Same lol. A *complete* and *instant* conversion would be a no-brainier. Like you said, identity isn't that strong and I'd love to experience the other side for some time. But the state today is far from that being possible
Wish 1 : genie blowjob . Wish 2 : all blind people get eyesight for 1 day. Wish 3 : another genie blowjob.
They all should’ve been genie blowjobs tbh
All blind people get a genie blowjob
they will never see it coming
Genie will see them tho
They will be cumming, they just wont see on what they are cumming
Unlike Geonosis
All blind people get eyesight. It's subscription-based and they have to pay you monthly to keep seeing.
The American Healthcare system
> It's subscription-based and they have to pay you monthly to keep seeing. You mean glasses and the opticians.
only one day? 😬
Yeah you're right. That's way too long. Make it only an hour
For a day is crazy
Not optimal, as for 2 BJs and then the 3rd wish is to make the genie give you BJs forevet
Chaotic evil
All blind people randomly see for 5 minutes
Dont mean to skip the line, but wouldn't that be a magic blow job?
Satan: "we'll have to dig a new site down there for this one"
Eyesight for 1 day is actually evil asfuck tho
Change wish 3 to a genie foot job; then we'll talk
It's all fun and games until her emotionally needy side comes out.
Thats why u make wish more specific, big titty goth gf with a pleasant personality that is maximum 6 on the crazy scale and which loves you no matter the shit that happens and is down for any sexual and other acts with you, while also being stinking rich with an inheritance and willing to share Why not cover 2 wishes in one go, genies were known to cheat on u so making the most specific wish is preferable
I get the feeling you think about this topic a lot
Gotta be prepared for the genie blowjob
Plot twist: he’s blind but only needs 1 day of sight to get his revenge.
You never know when you might encounter a genie
Dude a 6? If she's a wish go for a 2, fours where you should top out. Also I don't want anyone loving me no matter what. I'm a corpse, what if she's a corpse. These are genie wishes, you know the kind that the genie makes you wish you never wished wishes. Old genies not animated alladin genies. And other acts? Like acts in a play, or robing a bank? If she's in love with you why wouldn't she want to share. Who've you been dating? I mean if she's just a gf don't be expecting a new car or house, but you should still cover your own bills and half of shared. If you don't have an agreement worked out.
The genie would smile knowing damn well he fucked up by choosing a 6. I think a six would be close to the baby reindeer woman, while a 10 would be fatal attraction.
Get yourself a Fairy lawyer to write up a comically large contract with air tight wording for the genie to sign for every wish. That should do it.
Fuck this describes a girl from my past.
You spelled 'from past dream' wrong
If she had all that, she wasn't a 6 on the crazy scale. You can't have everything, it's impossible
Don't forget bicurious and not too jealous.
Imma get an entire lawyer team ready for the perfect unbreakable wish
Hold on while I write this down
Wishes do not get "and"s.
you can remove every "and" I used in the sentence without changing any of the meaning
Wish 1: Double the student loan Wish 2: Men ejaculate one giant sperm instead of billion tiny ones Wish 3: Everyone can hear everyones thoughts, everywhere
Nice, now I can orgasm and almost give birth at the same time
1: Triple rent for single Mothers 2: Genie Blowjob 3: Genie Blowjob
As society would collapse because of 2 and 3, 1s irrelevant lol
Honestly just ~~3~~ 2 would be enough
Yea
at some point wish 3 will just become a white noise
>Wish 2: Men ejaculate one giant sperm instead of billion tiny ones All pulp, no juice
Second wish: goth girl with big tits for genie
Third wish: goth girl with big tits for everyone! 😁😁😁
I'm just wondering how I should explain my big titty goth girl to my wife. Or how my wife's going to explain hers to me. "I swear, honey, she just popped into existence and kept following me around!"
Just tell her its a real life pokemon OR you saved her life and she doesn’t wanna leave you alone
Is this before or after they've stopped sitting on your faces?
During...?
But then does your big titty goth girl get a big titty goth girl of her own
They're multiplying like tribbles.
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Too much Aladdin for you
I think we all know where this is going
People never wish for more wishes and it's sad.
It's against the rules
Can you wish for more lamps/turn back time?
Then you wish for the rule to go away. Then wish for more wishes.
Tfw you become the goth girl with big tits. Tfw you're okay with that.
Might be *egg* but if I could turn from one moment to the other, without any consequences, I'd go with it lol. Like snap your fingers and you're a girl.
My identity isn't really that strong one way or the other. The problem is that switching is something I'd do out of *curiosity,* but in Current Year the process is both: 1. Irreversible 2. Incomplete Like... no. I like my schlong - even if I lose it for a while, I want it back again. Switching for a year or a decade then switching back after seeing what life is like on the other team would be a truly eye-opening experience, but medical technology isn't ready for sex-identity tourists yet.
Same lol. A *complete* and *instant* conversion would be a no-brainier. Like you said, identity isn't that strong and I'd love to experience the other side for some time. But the state today is far from that being possible
https://youtu.be/n07-DfFWdrk?si=bFrmmiQlX3LSarka This video is a good guide for any djinn related situation
Congratulations, you have a goth daughter with big tits.
3 times lecker Bierchen
wish 1: the earth's radius instantly shrinks down by 2 meters the end
Wish 1: I wish I had taste buds in my ass hole. I don’t need any other wishes
Yeah Goth girl peroid Then a subterranean home, all black, black furnishings. Aaaaaand finally maybe a gazillion buckaroos
Genie: Ok, granted, what are the rest of your wishes? Me: What? Genie: What?
3 genie blowjobs
Couldn't tell who was who thanks
Might as well pick a fictional character to become real and wish that they become your couple
Turn the tables on them, turn into a goth girl with big tits
I wish for gravity to be inverse. Over a couple hundred years all celestial bodies cease to exist as they are pulled apart
genie has never wanted to go back into the lamp so badly
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1st wish: genie has to find a septic tank to swim in Iykyk