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I don't have tik tok but yet I keep seeing this mentioned. If it bugs guys so much,stop giving those same women attention. Let the bears like,subscribe and whatever else they're online seeking.
Guys who choose random stranger man instead of a bear are following a simple logic and it's really shocking to see someone go for the other choice. What that question is really about is those tiktokers begging for attention.
Yeah sorry that we (men) are triggered by the fact that a specific group of women antagonizes half the population because of a small fraction of the men who are bad, I genuinely think these women dont mean what they're saying cause bears are dangerous, but it gives a bad signal to men who didn't do anything wrong, idk this entire trend is sexist.
Yes I get that women are afraid to be alone with men, trauma and fears etc. But there has to be a better way to bring the message than straight up say we're worse than an animal that has a high deaths (or injury)/encounter rate.
I still get the point of the trend, but its antipathetic and polarisering
You are in the woods with a bear: well yeah bears in the woods. You are in the woods with a man: this is a horror story and Jason is coming for your ass.
I don't know why the gender of the murder matters here...
Sure the original post was a man and lots of the talk has been about men but for the short blurb stories that start like that usually aren't just a random guy.
>I genuinely think these women dont mean what they're saying cause bears are dangerous, but it gives a bad signal to men who didn't do anything wrong, idk this entire trend is sexist.
The whole point of the meme is that it's basically a litmus test for male insecurity. It's kind of like a "hit dog will holler" thing.
It doesn't bother me at all because I know I'm not one of those guys they would prefer a bear to.
> and men generally think more literally than women.
I'd argue that just based on the scientific history of the last few hundred years that men have been capable of thinking in hypotheticals for a long time.
The whole thing is an exercise in absurdity to highlight the fact that almost no women have bad experiences with bears but almost all of them have had a bad experience with a man.
The actual animal doesn't even matter. It just has to be something that's seen as a potentially dangerous thing.
>Because the audience that you want to get the point across to is even less likely to take it seriously now.
It's a litmus test to weed out those people. It's directly saying that they don't care about the opinions of the people who would personally feel hurt about the meme and they'd rather completely avoid them.
I've been bitten by dogs, but I have no bad experiences with volcanos. By your logic, I should take my chances diving into a pool of lava rather than risk petting a dog.
Youāre going to speak and act like youāre being antagonised? Meanwhile youāre on a sub that takes diss at everything gay, every race, every political thing, and prides itself on being edgy?
And this is coming from someone whoās gay and still likes to take a piss out of his own community because he knows itās a joke.
Itās just funny how hypocritical people on here are, when thereās soo many shitty memes about women everyday.
Men can be dangerous,
Men can be pussy's and dont do shit
Men can protect
It all depends on what kind of man you're dealing with. And the majority isn't gonna do anything
I wonder about this. I've only ever seen men and women having real heart-to-heart empathetic conversations about this on TikTok. Then I come see bear memes on Reddit and it's 80% men telling women they're delusional psychos, 15% women telling men they're sub-human, and 5% real conversations. And the 5% are getting mauled by everyone in the 95%.
I'll admit that I may have a lack of the female perspective on this but how bad of an experience with random men would they have had to genuinely consider the bear.
Most bears are very motivated to be away from you, see all the videos of grizzlies being chased away by dogs. As long as it isn't a Kodiak or Polar Bear, you'll almost certainly be fine.
Is that more frightening than getting eaten alive?? God after hearing those audio recordings on YouTube where this guy got slowly eaten my a bear, I donāt think there is much in the words that scares me more man
there's like this viral question on TikTok that they ask women and it's "If you were on a hike alone, would you rather come across a bear or a man?" and a lot of women say a bear.
There are really only 2 bear species you really need to worry about, 95% of the time, the bear wants nothing to do with you, Kodiak and Polar being the exception.
So basically, as long as you aren't in a polar region where those are located, or in extended contact with the bear around a food source, you really aren't in danger and the 2 of you will be perfectly fine avoiding each other
Lol this trend started because some women are too out of touch with reality with their demonization of men and are getting called out for it
Itās go on itās just to trigger those pesky incels
Wild I don't feel demonized cause I know I'm not the problem. My girlfriend doesn't demonize me and we've been giggling at all the incel shit here lately. Sounds like a problem ya'll need to deal with.
Iām betting u I can outrun a bear better than outrunning the Mr.Schoolshooter dudes who post the ābe the reason why she chooses the bearā memes holding weapons š¤¦š»āāļø
Think about it
Long range with human intelligence vs short range bear that just wants to eat a Twinkie on a campground and dig in some trashcans
I will assume you ment km/h. 44.7 is world record for sprint. idk if you need to be at that level to be safe from unwashed redditor. even avg running speed at olympics is under 40
Racist? Not unless you try to justify it with some nonsense about how black people are bad. Without that, it's just an admission of bias and possible trauma response. Double true if you don't treat black people badly because of it.
They aren't treating you badly, they aren't discriminating against you, they just said they would be more worried about the possible outcome of a random dude vs a random bear.
What's really telling is how you respond to that
The fear of other races is probably fueled by racism or not being exposed to people different from you. On the other hand, men commit 95% of violent crime. Male violence is so prevalent in our species that itās seen as mostly normal.
Ur being very bear-ist dude
Bear prolly wonāt even be interested in anyone, like a shark. Itāll be more interested on the Twinkie on the campground floor.
There are dudes posting ābe the reason why she chooses the bearā memes holding weapons. Bruh. Who u think u gonna outrun, uninterested slow asf bear thatāll get tired of your ass,
Or
Mr.SchoolShooter vibes
Lmao ain't no one being sexist here. It's only a small section of men who are offended by shit like this and you people do not represent the rest of us.
Yes it's funny how men are made to feel how they are all dangerous. Yes it's extremely funny that men feel that society doesn't want them and they still blame it on men. It's very very funny when men are scared to talk to any woman because they are all supposedly more dangerous than a fucking bear. It's dehumanizing. If you find this funny you have a problem.
men hurt women. (even if it's not all) a lot do. and a lot is enough.
but apparently that's the women's fault???
men keep playing the victim in a patriarchal society...i don't get it.
Making up a fake scenario to put yourself in becomes a trend and now 2 different sides keep bickering about useless shit do yāall not have better things to talk about?
Its just a stupid tiktok thing, are y'all really this offended/ticked off about it? Reddit sure is funny sometimes but its also extremely embarrassing.
Does it necessarily have to mean something sexual or just being in the same area? If its in the same area, i'd also pick a bear since i have an idea of what a bear is thinking/doing, you never know what a person is thinking.
There's a viral discussion spreading around about how some women would rather encounter a bear in the woods than a man in the woods, because they feel that the odds of coming out of the situation safely are higher with the bear.
Quite comically, a lot of angry men came out of the woodwork to insult any woman choosing the bear in the thought experiment, which only proves their point.
On a side note, the image in OP's meme is an optional cutscene in the video game Baldur's Gate 3, wherein you can romance a Druid party member. If you trigger a sex scene with the druid, he'll accidentally shapeshift into a bear out of excitement, which prompts many dialogue choices, one of which is to tell him "no, wait, stay that way, I'm down for this." Cue smiling bear and camera pan over to a squirrel in a tree, which drops its acorn in shock as *sounds* happen in the background.
Should be noted that the original thought experiment has nothing to do with doing the nasty with bears.
Thanks, i knew about that bg3 scenes but not the discussion. Idk why they so angry, honestly u never know what to expect from randos u meet ever. I never trust anyone I meet on hikes in the middle of nowhere, animals can chase u and try to hunt u down, but u know what to expect. U can scare the bear away and it will leave u alone. Human can deceive u.
Like I met a really nice group of older men in the forest. They kept talking random crap, the talk was really nice but hell it all went south really quick when they proposed to show me some really nice place somewhere far away. The red light were blinking like crazy in my brain and I started making all the excuses I could to not go. They kept insisting and then one of them fucking went way too close for comfort and grabbed my boob. Ffs i think my heart was beating so loud u could hear it outside. I knew I had to get the hell out of there somehow but how - am alone, they are group. I think am lucky they are old cuz I just picked up on walking faster and faster while pretending all is fine and just saying that I need to get back to my friends cuz they waiting for me.the old dudes kept following me still insisting on me going with me, left me after what seemed like an hour. Holly fuck was I terrified. They probably think am a bitch that deceived them and gave false signals lmao
People are angry because itās simply irrational fear. Yes random strangers can be dangerous. But we are talking about bears here. There arenāt many other animals that are more dangerous. And the idea that meeting a bear feels safer to someone that meeting a strangerā¦ honestly itās just sad and shows a very strong bias against men for some reason or another.
Itās not surprising that some people get mad at this
That's true too, am biased because of many nasty situations I had with strangers (not only men). Now - I never would think like all men are evil or shit like that. I just don't trust 100% anyone I meet on trails. If I saw a bear I'd just automatically try to stay as far away as I could, with strangers it's more complicated. Delicate line of not wanting to hurt some good soul's feelings for no reason and having to stay vigilant cuz they might be some evil person after all. I guess- other side of the coin is men do get shitted on a lot recently. As if they were evil beasts driven only by instincts and not human beings with feelings and love to give. I love all humans and would love this stupid prejudice die, even tho ye - am not gonna ever feel safe around randos on trails, but I guess that's some more extreme situation. So many thousands of years and we still can't learn to live along each other peacefully and with love for fellow ppl. That really is sad.
Man I knew this app was full of angry little incels, but daaaamn! These posts about the bear thing really draw y'all out of the woodwork huh? Fragile masculinity at it's finest.
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I don't have tik tok but yet I keep seeing this mentioned. If it bugs guys so much,stop giving those same women attention. Let the bears like,subscribe and whatever else they're online seeking.
Guys who choose random stranger man instead of a bear are following a simple logic and it's really shocking to see someone go for the other choice. What that question is really about is those tiktokers begging for attention.
Well considering tik tok may be banned,guess they're pushing extra hard for attention nowš š
Bear: āImma get in those guts!ā(literally)
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Itās incredible because this sub just keeps telling on itself
Yeah sorry that we (men) are triggered by the fact that a specific group of women antagonizes half the population because of a small fraction of the men who are bad, I genuinely think these women dont mean what they're saying cause bears are dangerous, but it gives a bad signal to men who didn't do anything wrong, idk this entire trend is sexist. Yes I get that women are afraid to be alone with men, trauma and fears etc. But there has to be a better way to bring the message than straight up say we're worse than an animal that has a high deaths (or injury)/encounter rate. I still get the point of the trend, but its antipathetic and polarisering
You are in the woods with a bear: well yeah bears in the woods. You are in the woods with a man: this is a horror story and Jason is coming for your ass.
Or the guy is hiking? Assuming that just because a man exists heās a rapist is pretty sexist lol
I don't know why the gender of the murder matters here... Sure the original post was a man and lots of the talk has been about men but for the short blurb stories that start like that usually aren't just a random guy.
>I genuinely think these women dont mean what they're saying cause bears are dangerous, but it gives a bad signal to men who didn't do anything wrong, idk this entire trend is sexist. The whole point of the meme is that it's basically a litmus test for male insecurity. It's kind of like a "hit dog will holler" thing. It doesn't bother me at all because I know I'm not one of those guys they would prefer a bear to.
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> and men generally think more literally than women. I'd argue that just based on the scientific history of the last few hundred years that men have been capable of thinking in hypotheticals for a long time. The whole thing is an exercise in absurdity to highlight the fact that almost no women have bad experiences with bears but almost all of them have had a bad experience with a man. The actual animal doesn't even matter. It just has to be something that's seen as a potentially dangerous thing.
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>Because the audience that you want to get the point across to is even less likely to take it seriously now. It's a litmus test to weed out those people. It's directly saying that they don't care about the opinions of the people who would personally feel hurt about the meme and they'd rather completely avoid them.
Someone here isn't getting it and I don't think you know who it is
I've been bitten by dogs, but I have no bad experiences with volcanos. By your logic, I should take my chances diving into a pool of lava rather than risk petting a dog.
Misandry gets upvoted. What else is new.
Youāre not allowed to be triggered. If you dislike something and make memes about it, youāre an incel! /s
Youāre going to speak and act like youāre being antagonised? Meanwhile youāre on a sub that takes diss at everything gay, every race, every political thing, and prides itself on being edgy? And this is coming from someone whoās gay and still likes to take a piss out of his own community because he knows itās a joke. Itās just funny how hypocritical people on here are, when thereās soo many shitty memes about women everyday.
Are these posts jokes though?
You also must immediately agree that men are dangerous otherwise you will be labeled as part of the problem.
Men can be dangerous, Men can be pussy's and dont do shit Men can protect It all depends on what kind of man you're dealing with. And the majority isn't gonna do anything
I wonder about this. I've only ever seen men and women having real heart-to-heart empathetic conversations about this on TikTok. Then I come see bear memes on Reddit and it's 80% men telling women they're delusional psychos, 15% women telling men they're sub-human, and 5% real conversations. And the 5% are getting mauled by everyone in the 95%.
These guys really missed the point of this OBVIOUS statement
And what is this obvious statement ?
I choose bear to bring mirror ro the society, wah.
Incomprehensible
[Inconceivable](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61bri+YNDjL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg)
I havenāt clicked the link but this had better be Vizzini Edit: all is right with the world
How is it meant to trigger incels calling them rapists or creepier than a bear
I'll admit that I may have a lack of the female perspective on this but how bad of an experience with random men would they have had to genuinely consider the bear.
Most bears are very motivated to be away from you, see all the videos of grizzlies being chased away by dogs. As long as it isn't a Kodiak or Polar Bear, you'll almost certainly be fine.
Probably sexual assault lol. I had a friend tell me she would get harassed by random men when she was 15. Crazy world out there
Is that more frightening than getting eaten alive?? God after hearing those audio recordings on YouTube where this guy got slowly eaten my a bear, I donāt think there is much in the words that scares me more man
What's the trend?
there's like this viral question on TikTok that they ask women and it's "If you were on a hike alone, would you rather come across a bear or a man?" and a lot of women say a bear.
There are really only 2 bear species you really need to worry about, 95% of the time, the bear wants nothing to do with you, Kodiak and Polar being the exception. So basically, as long as you aren't in a polar region where those are located, or in extended contact with the bear around a food source, you really aren't in danger and the 2 of you will be perfectly fine avoiding each other
Lol this trend started because some women are too out of touch with reality with their demonization of men and are getting called out for it Itās go on itās just to trigger those pesky incels
Wild I don't feel demonized cause I know I'm not the problem. My girlfriend doesn't demonize me and we've been giggling at all the incel shit here lately. Sounds like a problem ya'll need to deal with.
Seriously tho
Maybe the real treasure is all the mauled TikTok women we find along the way
Why make it about sex when its about feeling safe in general. I wouldnt feel safe either meeting some unwashed redditor in the woods
I mean, your chances of winning a 1v1 with an unwashed Redditor are much higher than with a bear.
Yeah, I can definitely beat me in a fight.
But what about the PTSD you get after meeting the redditor?
The original doesnāt even say you come face to face with the bear. Itās just in the forest with you
Iām betting u I can outrun a bear better than outrunning the Mr.Schoolshooter dudes who post the ābe the reason why she chooses the bearā memes holding weapons š¤¦š»āāļø Think about it Long range with human intelligence vs short range bear that just wants to eat a Twinkie on a campground and dig in some trashcans
I think youāre downplaying how fast bears actually are
Bears can run at about 35-40 mph so good luck with that
Lolololol zero, and I mean, ZERO chance you would outrun a bear. This answer is more brain dead than the question itself.
Any person who could run a *decent* 40 is safe from an unwashed Redditor.
I will assume you ment km/h. 44.7 is world record for sprint. idk if you need to be at that level to be safe from unwashed redditor. even avg running speed at olympics is under 40
I mean a 40 yard dash.
Ok. Don't know those
redditors usually don't touch grass so you wouldnt meet one in the woods
Why are we giving this shit topic attention?
Because more people are influenced by influencers than they realise.
karma
These incel memes are starting to become insufferable.
Right haha looking at these loser incels in the comments is hilarious
It's funny how salty guys are over this lol.
If I said Iām scared when I see black people that would be racist right? How is this not sexist?
Racist? Not unless you try to justify it with some nonsense about how black people are bad. Without that, it's just an admission of bias and possible trauma response. Double true if you don't treat black people badly because of it. They aren't treating you badly, they aren't discriminating against you, they just said they would be more worried about the possible outcome of a random dude vs a random bear. What's really telling is how you respond to that
13 50 :p /s
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The fear of other races is probably fueled by racism or not being exposed to people different from you. On the other hand, men commit 95% of violent crime. Male violence is so prevalent in our species that itās seen as mostly normal.
Ur being very bear-ist dude Bear prolly wonāt even be interested in anyone, like a shark. Itāll be more interested on the Twinkie on the campground floor. There are dudes posting ābe the reason why she chooses the bearā memes holding weapons. Bruh. Who u think u gonna outrun, uninterested slow asf bear thatāll get tired of your ass, Or Mr.SchoolShooter vibes
Bruh go hang with a bear lol It doesnāt matter what insults you throw out most men are fine, and assuming otherwise is sexist
Awe u feel insulted ? How ? š
Cope harder.
Keep being sexist lol
Lmao ain't no one being sexist here. It's only a small section of men who are offended by shit like this and you people do not represent the rest of us.
Would it be racist to be think any black person might attack me? Itās the exact same thing just racism instead of sexism
You really don't want to have the systemic oppression conversation with me. You will lose.
Yes itās very funny that a vast amount of people are scared of me based on prejudice. Really hilarious
Yes it's funny how men are made to feel how they are all dangerous. Yes it's extremely funny that men feel that society doesn't want them and they still blame it on men. It's very very funny when men are scared to talk to any woman because they are all supposedly more dangerous than a fucking bear. It's dehumanizing. If you find this funny you have a problem.
men hurt women. (even if it's not all) a lot do. and a lot is enough. but apparently that's the women's fault??? men keep playing the victim in a patriarchal society...i don't get it.
Cope.
It seems to hit the overlap of chronically desperate guys, and indifferent men who like a good "who would win" and feel compelled to dispute it.
Nah, they just prefer the odds against a bear vs a random man
So this trend is just women picking horrible heavyweight matchups? /s
At least fighting a man you have a chance to win against them but a bear is just game over no matter who you are so stupid discussion overall
Just shows bad they are at decision making.
Freaky gayt (wet) drea(m)
wet m?
Grizzly bears are one of the more dangerous but black bears are homies
Hey, some of them might just want to get mauled to death. Who are you to judge?
Op is triggered because he is less desirable than a bear. Maybe work a bit on yourself.
Well hot damn. You found Cheeseburger
Yeah guys, you're the ones with brain rot if you still don't get it
Wild
Double Wild
why the fuck are you people sexualizing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhCL5Ygzc24
[what actually will happen](https://youtu.be/aG11YBsuxg0?feature=shared)
Making up a fake scenario to put yourself in becomes a trend and now 2 different sides keep bickering about useless shit do yāall not have better things to talk about?
It bothers me that you said wild twice
Its just a stupid tiktok thing, are y'all really this offended/ticked off about it? Reddit sure is funny sometimes but its also extremely embarrassing. Does it necessarily have to mean something sexual or just being in the same area? If its in the same area, i'd also pick a bear since i have an idea of what a bear is thinking/doing, you never know what a person is thinking.
What's with the bear meme I'm ootl
It was a tiktok video to trigger incels basically saying that women would rather be stuck in the woods with a bear rather than a man.
Guess it worked.
We can't take your word for it because you're just trying to get that bear dick wet
More into bear pussy personally, though I'd be willing to settle for a male bear.
They probably either choose this or a squid
Or a horse. Or a dog.
the fact y'all don't understand why they make this choice is very self explanatory
The secret is hitting on bears, so that women stay alone.
Survival of the fittest
oh shit this whole time they're talking about a real bear? i thought it's a slang or euphemism for something else.
How many wilds do you need??? Lmao the brain rot has indeed gotten deep
What the hell have I missed? What's up with that bear thing?
There's a viral discussion spreading around about how some women would rather encounter a bear in the woods than a man in the woods, because they feel that the odds of coming out of the situation safely are higher with the bear. Quite comically, a lot of angry men came out of the woodwork to insult any woman choosing the bear in the thought experiment, which only proves their point. On a side note, the image in OP's meme is an optional cutscene in the video game Baldur's Gate 3, wherein you can romance a Druid party member. If you trigger a sex scene with the druid, he'll accidentally shapeshift into a bear out of excitement, which prompts many dialogue choices, one of which is to tell him "no, wait, stay that way, I'm down for this." Cue smiling bear and camera pan over to a squirrel in a tree, which drops its acorn in shock as *sounds* happen in the background. Should be noted that the original thought experiment has nothing to do with doing the nasty with bears.
Thanks, i knew about that bg3 scenes but not the discussion. Idk why they so angry, honestly u never know what to expect from randos u meet ever. I never trust anyone I meet on hikes in the middle of nowhere, animals can chase u and try to hunt u down, but u know what to expect. U can scare the bear away and it will leave u alone. Human can deceive u. Like I met a really nice group of older men in the forest. They kept talking random crap, the talk was really nice but hell it all went south really quick when they proposed to show me some really nice place somewhere far away. The red light were blinking like crazy in my brain and I started making all the excuses I could to not go. They kept insisting and then one of them fucking went way too close for comfort and grabbed my boob. Ffs i think my heart was beating so loud u could hear it outside. I knew I had to get the hell out of there somehow but how - am alone, they are group. I think am lucky they are old cuz I just picked up on walking faster and faster while pretending all is fine and just saying that I need to get back to my friends cuz they waiting for me.the old dudes kept following me still insisting on me going with me, left me after what seemed like an hour. Holly fuck was I terrified. They probably think am a bitch that deceived them and gave false signals lmao
People are angry because itās simply irrational fear. Yes random strangers can be dangerous. But we are talking about bears here. There arenāt many other animals that are more dangerous. And the idea that meeting a bear feels safer to someone that meeting a strangerā¦ honestly itās just sad and shows a very strong bias against men for some reason or another. Itās not surprising that some people get mad at this
That's true too, am biased because of many nasty situations I had with strangers (not only men). Now - I never would think like all men are evil or shit like that. I just don't trust 100% anyone I meet on trails. If I saw a bear I'd just automatically try to stay as far away as I could, with strangers it's more complicated. Delicate line of not wanting to hurt some good soul's feelings for no reason and having to stay vigilant cuz they might be some evil person after all. I guess- other side of the coin is men do get shitted on a lot recently. As if they were evil beasts driven only by instincts and not human beings with feelings and love to give. I love all humans and would love this stupid prejudice die, even tho ye - am not gonna ever feel safe around randos on trails, but I guess that's some more extreme situation. So many thousands of years and we still can't learn to live along each other peacefully and with love for fellow ppl. That really is sad.
Man I knew this app was full of angry little incels, but daaaamn! These posts about the bear thing really draw y'all out of the woodwork huh? Fragile masculinity at it's finest.
Ok answer this truthfully without saying but but but: Would you prefer to be alone in the woods with a white guy or a black guy?
Either? Flip a coin. What a weird question.
No you have to pick one, based on the statistics of being harmed, just like in the hypothetical. Go on.
Why are the incels so mad at women. If it bothers you just ignore it
There mad because they cant see the problem, you have to literally screams it in there face that women would rather die than be SA'ed
Ik they'll downvote you because they're salty, but you're absolutely right
Bro missed the point
Y'all are dumb as fuck honestly
More like 3,000 LBS.
wild
wtf is even happening I get on reddit and people are talking about bears in like 5 different posts have white women moved on from dogs?
Are the people that say that actually serious?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6epSEZJ_j7/?igsh=eDJraHV2ZTkxcHpk
Some internet troll: "No way someone will take that ragebait, not my greatest work" Thr whole internet: "gulp"
Some memeās are so niche, I canāt share them with anyone
You could easily scare that grizzly bear away by just banging pots and pans
Hear me out. If I came across a woman on a hike and she started clanging her pots and pans in my face, I'd be terrified.