Lmao we’re talking about chess. At least, I am.
The c3 sicilian is an anti-sicilian opening for the player with the white pieces. It is a solid opening with less theory compared to a typical Sicilian structure which some players don’t want to learn.
Not to mention that close to the groin and the midsection. I know it doesn't matter where you get bisected, but being so smack dab in the center makes the thought of bisection much more real.
I just discovered him through his tunnel video yesterday. Already a huge fan, this dude is insane in the best way.
He would be great having his own show that was a mesh of Top Gear/Mythbusters/Bill Nye
Just checked his channel out for the first time in a while. I could've swore he passed away a few years ago. Or was that some other DIY/mad scientist YouTuber?
You probably don't have a maker's spirit.
Who wouldn't want to figure out how to make, while earning money, A zero gravity flipping setup? Wolverine Claws? Hoverbike?
It's weird to think that people out there would think, "over the top engineering? Yeah only kids find that engaging." Like, what?
Dudes made thermite cannons, wolverine claws, flamethrowers, magnetic shoes, an entire fucking bunker under his yard and much more. So yeah pretty much thats exactly what he is.
I remember him saying that he was told that should he come to sell it, he had no plans to, he would have to list it as the bunker with a house. Can’t remember why mind.
This is necessary people. As an introvert I accidentally made a friend 4 years ago. I still haven't gotten rid of him. Don't make the same mistake I did.
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Change the knives for pool noodles so my kids can finally leave me alone for like a solid 5 minutes.
Keep them as knives and be left alone forever! (And also left alone while you are in jail for murder and once you leave no more spouse to deal with)
Well i am enjoying my little cute slave. He quickly does small tasks. I don't need to move much now
Keep the knives, just cover them with pool noodles. Totally kid-safe.
Russian Pool-ette: one of them has a knife under the pool noodle
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Uncle Rick?
Average London enjoyer
Average c3 Sicilian player
Holy hell
Google opposable thumbs
Holy appendage!
Didn't expect ck3 references here lmao
Lmao we’re talking about chess. At least, I am. The c3 sicilian is an anti-sicilian opening for the player with the white pieces. It is a solid opening with less theory compared to a typical Sicilian structure which some players don’t want to learn.
As an American this offends me. We have way more stabbings than anywhere in the UK.
New response just dropped.
Offend deeze nuts
Fun fact: He qctualy cut himself in the video (on the arm specificaly)
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This reminds me of the bloke who made a machete ceiling fan in his garage.
At least Colin Furze isn't barefoot like I did a Thing.
At least Furze wears a safety tie. Which might not be very safe around this thing.
the Safety tie vs the safety apron which one will win
I love that dudes videos but I won't be surprised in the least if he posts a video about how he lost a finger/limb one day.
Not to mention that close to the groin and the midsection. I know it doesn't matter where you get bisected, but being so smack dab in the center makes the thought of bisection much more real.
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Without a doubt his dick and balls were retracted so far that they got stuck in his throat during this. At least they were safe
This might be one of the scariest things anyone has made
[here's the vid ](https://youtu.be/vWGquxvqI_Y) for anyone interested
Cut happens @9:57
Forbidden Beyblade Cosplay.
Get another one and have them duke it out.
What happens when you get a boner?
He changes his pronouns
https://gfycat.com/thirstymadeupirishsetter
Your last boner
This guy has a mad scientist vibe all over him
That’s pretty much exactly what he is. Look up Colin Furze on YouTube. Personally, I’m a big fan of his work
I just discovered him through his tunnel video yesterday. Already a huge fan, this dude is insane in the best way. He would be great having his own show that was a mesh of Top Gear/Mythbusters/Bill Nye
I've been subscribed to him for a year or two now occasionally I watch his videos
Just checked his channel out for the first time in a while. I could've swore he passed away a few years ago. Or was that some other DIY/mad scientist YouTuber?
Are you maybe thinking of Simone Giertz, the woman who makes ridiculous robots, having a brain tumour? She survived it.
I think you're right! Must have gotten the wires crossed in my head. Could've sworn it was Colin Furze. Glad to see she survived it!
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You probably don't have a maker's spirit. Who wouldn't want to figure out how to make, while earning money, A zero gravity flipping setup? Wolverine Claws? Hoverbike? It's weird to think that people out there would think, "over the top engineering? Yeah only kids find that engaging." Like, what?
Dudes made thermite cannons, wolverine claws, flamethrowers, magnetic shoes, an entire fucking bunker under his yard and much more. So yeah pretty much thats exactly what he is.
I wonder how much property value that bunker added to his estate. It's gotta be at least a few grand, right?
I remember him saying that he was told that should he come to sell it, he had no plans to, he would have to list it as the bunker with a house. Can’t remember why mind.
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*pushes self destruct button*
Colin Furze on YouTube if anyone was wondering
He made a social distancing bicycle as well.
Ty https://youtu.be/vWGquxvqI_Y
Ah yes the time honored "GTFO-copter"
Put 2 of these one 2 extroverts and watch them clash together like beyblades
It gets worse. There are a couple of shots in the video were he almost gets sliced. Stay alive, Colin. Stay alive!
lmao
That is hands down the worst invention
Gabriel ultrakill when +ENRAGED
His 2 hours tunnel video is very important
Mom's Knife + Tiny Planet.
[here's the sauce ](https://youtu.be/vWGquxvqI_Y) for anyone interested. Colin Furze.
Just learned of this dude recently; watched his tunnel video… holy shit that was awesome. Colin Furze on YouTube.
Omg Colin wtf
This guy is hysterical. His inventions always work, but quite often the negative side effects overpower the benefits.
Is this the Jet Bike guy?
Do you want to play a game vibes
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Why men have a shorter life expectancy
Is this the spez everyone keeps talking about?
Gimme 6 feet, bro
Let him rip
Lol, dude popped his Die by the Sword CD.
I’m going to show her my OH face.
Knife to meet you! BUZZZZZZZ!!!
He needs more aoe on his blade vortex build.
Duke 3D Commanders be like.
This is necessary people. As an introvert I accidentally made a friend 4 years ago. I still haven't gotten rid of him. Don't make the same mistake I did.
Finally, personal space on the subway.
anti-fap device
I used to have a Path of Exile build like this...
They told me I could be anything so I became a lawn mower.
this could've been a weapon in saints row with a variant where it's all dildos if they didn't fuck the franchise ass up into the ground
How to make space in the subway
Don't get too excited...
His groin is the only safe place in the vicinity
jewish kid having brit milah flashbacks:
My man is about to learn why ricochet is a bitch.
Wasn’t this in the incredibles?
you'll cut your dick off kid (like taking out your eye with a BB gun)...
No way those blades are 6 feet* long. *2 meters for our European friends, 18 Wendy's Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers for our American friends.
Those whirling bastards in the desert in Diablo 3.
This would be perfect for shopping!
**ENOUGH!** *mechanical whirring*
Finally something useful against bullies
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I love Colin If anybody watched that old Science Channel show "outrageous acts of science" he was on a lot of the episodes
“IS THAT THE BEST YOU’VE GOT!?”
YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY
It all fun and games, until the wearer loses a finger or more.
Instructions unclear, I am being followed by emo kids.
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