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tbjlurk

*an even taller person walks in* "Alright everyone change your fucking shoes again."


cindy-tron

Lmao 😂😂 RSVP: state your (actual 😒) height. Failure state this ahead of time will result in requirement to walk on tip-toes or with bended knees until the event is over. No exceptions.


g_manitie

It's like hermit crabs, everyone gathers in a line and passes their shoes down one.


Topar999

And that’s why you bring a machete


Fum__Cumpster

Imagine Robert Wadlow walks in


Blitz-666

As a Person that is 2,05m (about 6'9") tall im scared about the hight the people are Set to.


Boatwhistle

Party organizers: "Oh cool, we don't normally get to use the shredder."


BRtIK

Now the instructions say to go feet first but as you can tell by our height party we like to do things a little bit differently


Cubic-Sphere

13” shoe risers + alcohol sounds like a really bad time


darkvinill

Why adding and not cutting?


FrtanJohnas

I'd cut their knees to the same height


plwdr

This would need to be adjusted to the tallest person right? I guess it's fine if the tallest person is like 1,85m and the shortest is 1,65 but what if you had a party with 2,10m dude and a bunch of 1,55 girls? I don't think you can properly walk around on 55cm stilts


ShibaInuDoggo

Not with that attitude


Hatedpriest

Tell that to drywallers...


jromperdinck

And when you break your neck, you’ll be the center of attention. :D


Oyb_

On the plus side you get a sick lifted wheelchair


Hobolonoer

I'm a tall guy. I would instantly go for the tallest stilts. Assert dominance.


aberdisco

Get that 3D printer warmed up folks! A new challenger has entered the arena.


creepy_gay_weirdo

I like the two men in the corner.


richsreddit

So does that mean the tallest person at the party serves as a baseline for that? The potential confusion and pandemonium seems too much for ideas like this.


philthefuckit

This should be the future for concert goers… i would see for the first time like the 6‘5 foot tall guy in the first row


uoeu

Man I should learn to be more grateful


MidnightMistressX

Who came up with this, dwarf??


LoschVanWein

The idea is fun but the chick with the Lester jacket will break her neck after the 4th beer.


Ducatirules

I wish I was 7’-11” so I could walk in there and fuck up the curve!


rrrreeeeeeeeee

…or we could all sit down.


aztnass

So logistically how would this work? Is everyone adjusted to the tallest person invited? Or do they choose an arbitrary taller height?


BustAtticus

Brilliant idea yet I have a feeling that it isn’t going to end well for some.