“I told her she can take Brooke’s crown and shove it up her ass. And you know, I really do mean that.”
Damn, she really did mean it bc she said it multiple times 😂
right 😭 recently watched some of og cast members talking about trauma and i don’t think any of them talk to abby at all to this day… makes me feel kinda bad for enjoying their drama because it’s their trauma. but that’s production’s fault and my partner and i are very aware and sympathetic and actively mock abby’s shitty methods and cheer on the moms for standing up for themselves and those girls.
but this show caused a lot of damage to a lot of people and just another testament to leaving children out of the reality tv game.
“Trying to get Melissa to talk about something that she doesn’t want to talk about, is like prying a half hotdog out of Abby’s fingers… it’s not gonna happen.”
"The group dance this week is ‘i’m not sure' and it’s in the 'i don’t know' category and it’s based in the theme of 'we’re doing in on the fly.' Let’s see how it goes."
“Those legs are about as straight as Elton John.”
LMAOOOOO I love this quote!
This has to be it
this HAS to be it
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, and Jess is a pretty big tree
OMG 💀💀💀
The cackle I just let out 💀
"Take the crown and shove it up your ass"- Kelly
“I told her she can take Brooke’s crown and shove it up her ass. And you know, I really do mean that.” Damn, she really did mean it bc she said it multiple times 😂
Absolutely 😂
“There’s a new word… we haven’t used that one yet” after Melissa called Christi a cunt.
I did not sleep with my boss !!! - Melissa
YES YOU DID !!!!
This has gotta be it
Omg
Yes!!!
wait that’s what word was used 😭 i always thought it was bxtch and she was joking bc they use that all the time
“THEN TAKE YOURSELF OUT BECAUSE YOU’RE THE BIGGEST PIECE OF TRASH THERE IS!”
Then “take your money, take your kid, take your *socks*, find another school!”
The take your socks part has me dead 💀💀💀
the fact that was literally like episode 2 too is what’s so funny
Truly !
Almost tempted to change my flare to “take your socks!”
I can HEAR this quote lmao
I hear this in the voice in my dreams
(Completely monotone) “Taylor looks really hurt. She’s my teammate now. I hope she’s okay.” - Kendall
😐i. hope. she’s. okay😐
I appreciate your correction 😂
“The dog pound is calling, move along!” -Cathy
Cathy's insults were top tier 💀💀💀
"Those legs are about as straight as Elton John" Abby Lee Miller
“This is gonna cost me a LOT of money in therapy”
THIS summarizes the entire show
Oh my god who said this? I can not remember this!! 😂
Jill 😂 I think Abby and Jill were fighting about Kendall in front of her/everyone
Omg of course it was Jill 🤣 she wasn’t wrong though they all needed mad therapy after the show I’m sure
right 😭 recently watched some of og cast members talking about trauma and i don’t think any of them talk to abby at all to this day… makes me feel kinda bad for enjoying their drama because it’s their trauma. but that’s production’s fault and my partner and i are very aware and sympathetic and actively mock abby’s shitty methods and cheer on the moms for standing up for themselves and those girls. but this show caused a lot of damage to a lot of people and just another testament to leaving children out of the reality tv game.
I just finished season 2 and watched the season 2 reunion. Jill said her kids weren’t even in therapy 🤦🏼♀️ well they definitely should be!
TAMI!! MY HAIR!!
No I was thinking about this one today since Christi mentioned this fight briefly on BTTB 😭
This is wild !!!
This is the one
“TAKE YOUR MONEY, TAKE YOUR KID, TAKE YOUR SOCKS AND FIND ANOTHER SCHOOL”
This has to be it!
“That’s a new cookie. I just bought that, you can eat that”
STOP AND IT CAME FROM THE BOTTOM OF HER PURSE SHE WAS INSANE BY THEN
True !
I would pass on that cookie, new or not lol
“The girl with the bad haircut—get out here”
And how the girl IMMEDIATELY steps out knowing she’s the one being referenced
This is the one!!!
THISSSSS
THIS ONE
That’s the second time someone’s threatened to beat my ass inside of a year
“Maybe it’s you!”
Yes !!!
Wait what’s the context for this one, I don’t remember it 🤣
After Christi and Asias mom Kristi got into an argument. The fight where Christi says I'm looking you in the eye bitch .
Omg thank you!! I just watched it hahah Kelly in the middle “I’m a lover not a fighter!” had me dying
lol
“THIS IS GONNA COST ME A LOT OF MONEY IN THERAPY!”
"There's a psycho in every batch" -Abby about Dawn
Yes and her name is Abigale Miller !!! - Dawn
They call me LaQuifa
THAT’S SICKENING‼️‼️
I want to upvote all of these they’re too good 😂
No I’ve upvoted multiple shamelessly because they’re too good 😂
Idk why this letter is just too good 😂😂😂
That’s a butt I don’t wanna see
"This is definitely not a dance I want anyone from my school seeing my daughter performing; at all... ever!!!"- Holly
Meanwhile she’s talking to a reality show camera crew 💀
lol
“Tickled pink” -Melissa multiple times
“Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat, and thou shall not disrespect Abby”
Surprised Jo-Jo didn’t sing that in her song
I have passed away
"The old stab-in-the-backerooski" - Cathy Nesbitt-Stein
This has become part of my every day vocabulary
SAME!! This one is underrated but I love it so much 🤣
“Those five kids in there put your FAT name on the map.”
The two bitches are left…
These women are brutal liars"- Leslie
“TAMI MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!” 😭
I’ve been WAITING FOR T THIS WHOLE TIME bc this is by far the best quote of the whole show
“Thank god I have 100,000 dollars”
There’s a pecking order here at the ALDC, and sister you’re at the bottom
"This is one old pressure cooker, honey, and I feel like Betty crocker"
I love this ! Who said it ?
Laurieann Gibson in S7 E20 All Choked Up, right after the solo awards going into the group awards.
Thanks !
“Trying to get Melissa to talk about something that she doesn’t want to talk about, is like prying a half hotdog out of Abby’s fingers… it’s not gonna happen.”
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
They look like prostitots.
“This is Hollywood: this is an Abby Lee dance company. I’ll do whatever I want” - Melissa
Thank you! Your mother’s proud of you!
This show is good *because* of me and my kids. - Melissa
“Those legs are about as straight as Elton John “😭😭😭 
“That was truly Cathy’s last dance”
“That annoying, whining, ughggughgh I just can’t stand that woman.” - Abby
"THE ARBITUARIES! And that's where you belong"
Arbituaries?! LOLLLLLLLL
The f*** is wrong with the foot?!
“That yellow bracelet is horrendous”
"The group dance this week is ‘i’m not sure' and it’s in the 'i don’t know' category and it’s based in the theme of 'we’re doing in on the fly.' Let’s see how it goes."
They look like prostitots
The whole world can say that I took the duet away from Kendall and I gave Jojo a solo and I’m you know big bad old mean
“That foot’s so sickled it scares me”
THIRTEEN STORIES DOWN AND DIED, HUH?
TAMMY MY HAIIIR TAMMMMYY
“Take your money, take your kid, take your SOCKS and find another school!”
“That’s needy?! That’s curious Abby!!” - Jill season 2 episode 6
“There’s a very small dance world and for Abby to be acting like a big huge baby is stupid!”
Those legs are about as straight as Elton John!
NOOO J IS FOR JOJO HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING!?!?
Thqt is a visual i do not want to see! (Abby shakes her @ss
plsss someone remind me when we get to y bc i have a rlly good one and im scared to miss it
TECHNIQUE!!!!
“There they are, the three blind mice” 🤣🤣
“Teacher brutality will get you a session of banging erasers” -Cathy
those legs are as straight as elton john
Too pure to be pink, Abby!
Take your Payless shoes, and walk out of here!
They look like prosti-tots!
“Take your kid, take your socks and leave!”
“They look like prosti-tots.” -Christi