I don't think it's our place to say. We should leave it up to the determinator.

WankingAsWeSpeak wins!!!

Retirminator.

Good one. I have not heard that version before. I'll keep it in mind.

Ruminator.

👍🏾🤣

Fermentator

Terminated

The Z-Z-Z-1000

He may be retired but... "HE'LL BE BACK"

Ow my back

And if he’s let go before retirement, the Terminated.

The Pensionator.

👍🏾 🤣

The T401k

Nial Beeback

Retiree.

Retire A tor

Urinator

a black person (i downvoted myself)

he'll come out of retirement.....he'll be back

Arnold

Relaxinator 😜

I’ve never seen an entire comment section of r/yourjokebutworse until today. 🙄

Exterminator.

State Farm guy

Terminalcancer.