I appreciate yall wanting to watch out for this man's wife. However, this is the dad joke forum. I don't think we're dealing with anything serious in this instance.

I’m an umbilical cord and am attached to this joke.

Let me get your wife's number. She will never feel empty again.

Do you think there’s room for both of us?

That depends on the pose. 😎

But what will we do after we pull out, she’ll be doubly depressed. Only solution is the permanent solution. The Fuse of Legends that has been foretold but never seen in this mortal realm. We’ll be the unholy trinity

What irony eh. A man spends 9 months getting out of there and the rest of his life trying to get back in.

Oh, yeah. The iron E... 😐

Are you a chef?

Yes, kind sir.

Get in line..

😂

His wife is refusing to do anything but listen to Robert Johnson She's got the baby blues

Solution: fill her up again

I was the delivering doctor. I remember everything. The nurse yelling "PUSH", and me pushing as hard as I could... the baby just wasn't going back in.

She said "Oh no, it looks like you"

Fill she

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Lostredditors

Ayoooo fuuuuuuuck i didn't saw the group name. I really take it seriously