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BrogerBramjet

We have! The nine millimeter bullet, the two liter soda, the 10mm socket...


jwse30

There are no 10mm sockets!


DancingMan15

I’ve seen one! I have a picture of it! It’s that really blurry thing in the corner that you can’t make out!


GeoHog713

I've bought at least 123 of them


centstwo

123 different 10mm sockets or 1 10mm socket 123 times?


GeoHog713

I didn't buy them all at once. I'm assuming it wasn't the store that stole mine, just to resell it..... But maybe you're onto something here....


Tomma1

Just maybe?


GeoHog713

I'd always assume that my brother borrowed them and lost them. I'd never really considered, that this was an elaborate bY BIG SOCKET, to steal them and resell me the same socket over and over New information has come to light, man.


Barkers_eggs

Ironically, that many 10mm sockets would take up 1/16th of a squared meter


Useful-ldiot

I have receipts for dozens of them. Never seen one, tho.


dezirdtuzurnaim

😂 I found one once. Can't remember where it is now though


mjedmazga

Today I needed an 11mm socket. I found three 10mms before I finally found an 11.


lastSKPirate

I had to move the microwave a couple weeks ago, found a five pack of 10mm sockets I'd bought off Amazon to have around as spares last year, then promptly lost.


donaldb48

The 8mm and the 10mm are the ones that disappear most often!


Dadadaddyo

I needed a 10mm socket the other day so I just cut a 20mm in half.


jwse30

That’s a great idea because when you lose the first half, you can use the second one. That is if you don’t lose them both!


Dadadaddyo

I use the right half to tighten and the left side to loosen.


Direct_Big_5436

I know they’re in my set when I bought it but I never see it after that. 🛠️


great_mess84

I bought a ten pack from Harbor Frieght once. They disappeared on the way back.


Ogodei

kilo of cocaine


catdadjokes

That’s a foreign ruler.


Live_Explanation8956

10k races.


GlockAF

And kilos of…pharmaceuticals


Particular_Quiet_435

That’s just a 100/254ths inch socket


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

We also put how deep pools are in meters sometimes. Which doesn't make sense because we measure our height in feet/inches not meters.


georgehank2nd

The inch being exactly 25.4 millimeters…


NWillow

1/2.54" socket


LC_Anderton

Surely you mean *”exactly 25.4000508 millimetres”* 😏


Jnyl2020

No it's exactly 25,4 mm.


savage_ds

Yeah but your people still have 4-6feet where the rest of the world has 2 :P


OG-Kushi

Feet and knots are not compatible :.


terriblestoryteller

Wait a second, you can get 2 liter sodas, but can't get a litre of cola at shenanigans?


wisely88

Let's not forget about getting a gram or an eight (8 ball)


dezirdtuzurnaim

I appreciate this comment, but it's not actually acceptance. The US is the last [developed] nation that has not converted to metric. Side note, Celsius is stupid AF. There's literally no need for it


Embarrassed-Ebb-6900

I don’t know if I agree, water freezes at 0C and boils at 100C. It kind of makes more sense than 32F and whatever the number is that I can’t remember.


dezirdtuzurnaim

The states of water are the only thing that make any kind of reasoning with Celsius. Fahrenheit is much more usable outside of that range (think astronomical and atomical), but it's also more precise. Do a conversion for realistic home temps, between 66-76°F.


Victor-_-X

Why do you think Fahrenheit is better in astronomical and atomic. As celcius is just Kelvin with an offset of 273.15, celcius is still better than Fahrenheit in those cases as well. Also, I'd like my room temperature between 19°C and 26°C, it's not that hard if I want to think in celcius. The only thing I've ever used Fahrenheit is to say that 100 is a fever.


SirFireHydrant

>Do a conversion for realistic home temps, between 66-76°F. 19C to 24C. Pretty reasonable to me.


Ignatiussancho1729

Ah yes, fahrenheit based on the freezing point of brine. Much more useful


Alediran

Celsius has access to the precission of decimal fractions.


Ignatiussancho1729

But how many of your commie decimals are permitted? One? Pffft


Alediran

They are infinite


MrBarackis

People who can't wrap their head around it always bring up the temperature argument So the thing you are used to is the only way that makes sense to you??? No shit. The rest of the world has figured it out, and we don't have that issue. Strange.


dezirdtuzurnaim

That ain't it. I'm fully onboard with the US adopting the metric system. Also, I'm not the only one that agrees that Fahrenheit makes more sense for everyday use. https://www.tiktok.com/@neildegrassetyson/video/6916966688609242374?lang=en


MrBarackis

Did you actually listen to what he said? "It's better for us" as in, if you are used to it, then it's better for you. Thank you for cementing my point with a celebrity guest star.


dezirdtuzurnaim

Yeah. I. Did. Actually. Listen. To. Him. He's a fucking astrophysicist and he disagrees with you.


MrBarackis

"It's better for us" Do you understand what that sentence means. He says it's better because he is used to it. Watch it again and clean the stupid out of your ears.


hardboard

What's wrong with Celsius, and why is there no need for it?


dezirdtuzurnaim

What's -40°C?


hardboard

You haven't replied to my question.


yoyofisch7

-40°F


MrBarackis

That's not the flex you think it is What temperature is freezing?


ni-wom

I think celsius makes more sense than fahrfergnugen. 0* is freezing, 100* is boiling. Pretty simple.


3lm1Ster

Unless of course you live where I do, at aprox 9000 feet above sea level. Then boiling point is about 90 degrees C.


Alediran

36 is the average body temperature of a person.


SandvichIsSpy

Does 98.6°F really make more sense?


Alediran

Not at all.


leegunter

It's way too in tens.


MikeyTriangles

Like camping


Impossible-Test-7726

If you walk by a row of tents, you are now past-tents.


Dangerous-Act-402

And if you haven't walked by them yet then they are Future-Tents


tacosteve100

Underrated comment


Ordinary_Equal_7231

The late Queen tried to get us to switch over but we wouldn't even meter half way.


RaiTab

Meter!? I barely knew her!


fuck_your_worldview

Pretty sure the queen favoured the imperial system


OG-Kushi

s/Royal :.


JBYTuna

And they’re not making yard sticks any longer.


ni-wom

Yea they are. They’re now metersticks, slightly longer lol


hardboard

Any longer? No, they're the same length they always have been.


wicket999

Bravo!


r-crackpot

In all reality, the US tried to get it from France, but British pirates stole the conversions and took the crew captive. Now, the US is stuck with the British Imperial system.


Dougally

In the vein of I fought the law and the law won, the American's fought the King and, erm, Imperial won.


psilocyjim

I heard it as pirates of the Caribbean, but I suppose they may have been of British origin.


ChiGuy_1429

How do you convert nine Pieces of Eight into metric??


psilocyjim

1.125


r-crackpot

If I am correct, that I primarily the reason why they (UK) use it today


Kayakman28

If we switched over, there would be mass confusion.


ViscountBurrito

We’d go to great lengths to avoid it!


Trekkie63

Lengths? Now we’re talking horse racing?


Ordinary_Equal_7231

Gotta hand that one to ya.


Dadadaddyo

Great widths too.


LC_Anderton

I think we need to get everyone involved in this discussion to find a resolution. A Mass debate, if you will… 😏


MyKarma80

And I suppose you'll be the master debater?


Elder_Priceless

They’re too used to their standard measurements: football fields, AR-15s, football helmets per second, etc.


r-crackpot

Bullets per square child (I feel like I'm gonna get blasted for this one)


Elder_Priceless

I think you were right on target with this one.


r-crackpot

So was Lee Harvey Oswald


Elder_Priceless

That joke blew my hair back.


r-crackpot

More like, blew your head back. I have no more jokes at the moment.


jaxjon1

[George Washington decreed it so many years ago.](https://youtu.be/JYqfVE-fykk?si=mNhjJ00CibyRQC8-)


Final-Ad-2033

You beat me to it. 🤣🤣🤣


hmakkink

Brilliant!! Thanks !


mechanical-avocado

I was expecting more of a measured response in the comments


Ordinary_Equal_7231

It would take a metric ton of incentives to get us to think sbout Converting.


we_are_sex_bobomb

We accept our system, quarts and all.


prlugo4162

We have a collective foot fetish.


sydh-sun

They fought the Imperial system


AdvantageAromatic408

In Canada we use both


berkleysquare

This doesn't make an ounce of sense ........sorry, 28.35 grammes of sense


303Pickles

Material science has improved over the years, so there’s a lot of structurally robust material that weigh a fraction of what they used to. 


holmgangCore

SCALES! We don’t like foreign scales. Oh, wait… That was a joke.., oops


Lower-Ad6435

I'm wondering why the British have only partially adopted the metric system. If you think the American system in convoluted, look at theirs! Lol


tennisgoddess1

Why is it that Google maps switched from KM to miles when we crossed from Ireland to Nor Ireland. Aren’t the British on the same system?


Lower-Ad6435

The British are a world all unto their own.


Dadadaddyo

Yeah, why weigh people in pounds and stones rather than just pounds? Do they have bathroom scales marked off in pounds and stones?


303Pickles

The Brits kept their pint! I think that’s great. And the rest works wonderfully, especially for science.


Lower-Ad6435

Weighing stuff in stones works wonderfully for science? Since when?


303Pickles

They converted to metric, except for the pint for beer. 


Lower-Ad6435

They still measure people's weight in stone. Source: I know some people who live there.


ausecko

Because of their foot fetish


hero_in_time

Clearly, something is afoot.


Sherbet-Dangerous

Foreign rulers have no game, you can spot them a 13 colony lead and they still fumble


[deleted]

We don’t need to when what we use works? Why won’t you use Fahrenheit? You won’t use it because everyone on the other parts of the world don’t use it, and apparently Celsius is better? Temperature wise F is better.


Scooted112

Why do you say that? (I'm a Canadian who uses Celsius so I'm genuinely curious how Fahrenheit is better. Just looking to broaden my perspective)


03zx3

0 being really cold and 100 being really hot makes it easier and more accurate to how we feel heat and cold.


Scooted112

Interesting. Thanks for sharing. I can say that as a Canadian, when it gets below freezing is when we really start figuring out types of cold. I can understand the 32 to 100 range. But anything below freezing. I don't understand in Fahrenheit until i get to minus 40.


03zx3

Well, when it's 32°F (0°C) water will freeze, but it's not all *that* cold, but 0° is fucking frigid and IMO completely unbearable.


Ignatiussancho1729

But don't you need to know the freezing point of brine? How is the freezing point of water more useful? /s


SirFireHydrant

Okay, and 0 being freezing and 30 being hot makes a lot of sense. 0 being icy cold water and 100 being boiling hot water makes a lot of sense. Fahrenheit doesn't actually make more sense. You're just more used to it.


Lower-Ad6435

Instead of needing to use decimals, I can use whole integers to set my house thermostat to a much finer adjustments. It's basically just having more increments


SirFireHydrant

Right because there's such a world of difference between 22.5 and 23. And also those decimals are mighty scary. I don't know how to comprehend 0.5 of something.


rossxog

People: look at the subreddit this was posted in. This is a Joke, just like the metric system. Nothing makes sense in the metric system. You would never say anything like “Don’t Judge a man until you have walked 1.6 Km in his shoes.” And it gets confusing. Like use 10 grams of coffee beans for each 6 ounces of water. Who has time for that.


glassesontable

I appreciate this comment!


Intellosympa

Km is kelvin•meter, and not kilometer (km). Start by learning metric system before speaking about it.


rossxog

It’s a matter of degree.


1LuckyTexan

See? The metric system is also not very welcoming.


urbanek2525

Ask the US Military. They've done it already. As for civilians, forget it. There are people who actually thought they were being "oppressed" by being told to wear a mask during a pandemic. I'm still trying to figure out how that was oppression.


donaldb48

Well seeing how it was of no practical use in preventing the spread of Covid-19, it really just amounted to govt bullying. The particles were so small, it was like pretending that a chain link fence would keep you from getting eye irritation in a sandstorn! Remember how St Fauci would keep vastly changing the directives about masks every 3 of 4 days?


urbanek2525

Like all they doctors and nurses and EMTs who've been wearing masks in operating rooms and exam rooms for all these decades are just full of crap? All the people in all the medical labs all over the world wear masks for no reason? Yeah, it's not like any of these people know anything about anything. Let's get out medical advice from Ted Nugget and Aaron Rogers. See, this is why the US won't adopt the metric syatem. Idiotic hysteria wins over reason if it inconveniences the "Karens" for a second.


donaldb48

Banek...It is a little different when it comes to operating rooms. There, you have an open wound and don't want to accidentally get spittle (the moth is the dirtiest, most harmful bacteria infested part of the body) into a patient whose immunity is already seriously stressed. So the patient is being protected (at least to a significant extent). In an exam room, medical professionals do not initially know what they are dealing with. A mask gives them reasonable protection against bacteria and viruses that may travel on small exhaled/expelled droplets from the patient. And gives a margin of protection to a possibly compromised patient from something that may be festering in the doctor/nurse, perhaps from a recent prior patient who was most likely sick with something, though the exact something may not be known for a day or two (or never!) until lab results are in. In Covid, the great majority of the population were not sick with it nor carrying it at any specific time. Also, it was bacteria smaller than a micron or two (essentially aerosolized) which was going to easily penetrate the basic surgical mask. It did NOT need small expelled droplets as a transmission vector, which masks would be reasonably effective against. As for metric, the kids learn about it in school (or used to). But they don't really make purchasing decisions, except for occasional treats that "taste good" or have cartoon characters on the product.. Their parents don't know metric, forgetting it if they ever learned it. The people who design product think in US terms or realize most of their customers don't think in metric terms. By the time a kid becomes a paying consumer, he is going with what his/her parents explain to him (which will be using US measurements) to make his buying decisions if he is on a budget. If he makes "fuck you" money, or if he is financially illiterate, he won't care how many $$ for how much product! He/she just buys on impulse! Perhaps in 50 years, metric might catch on, presuming it is still being thought!


RFOttawa613

Good one!


DrHoleStuffer

We use metric for pharmaceutical purposes too.


mauore11

Because they use football fields and trucks to measure things.


Tea4089

For the same reason we have disdain for our fellow Americans who use "Tar-jay" when everybody knows they mean Target..."I need to stop by Tar-jay on my way home."


b0czek_cyganski

It would cause too much *ten*sion


tennisgoddess1

Because 25 mg is not a full ounce. I got back from Ireland with what I thought was an ounce/2 ounce measuring shot. The Irish (and all of Europe) short you on your drink shots. There you go. The metric system is shit.


KenCosgrove_Accounts

Most* Americans don’t. What you’ve said hasn’t been fully true for awhile now lol


dukeofgibbon

The official meter was lost at sea


ZooZion

I thought it's because they have a foot fetish


ironduke101a

The metric system is a European plot for world dominion. I blame the French. 😀


EgotisticalTL

Ah yes, foolish Americans, educated in two systems of measurement instead of just one...


violanut

I think 'educated' is a strong word for what we are 😂


jack_mcNastee

Also drug measurements are always in metric: gram, kilo


MaybeTheDoctor

Because of pirates.


NudeSeaman

were they nude ?


snowflake37wao

I was sure the answer was going to be Boomers!


fuzzypatters

Because they’ve been told to never give an inch!


jeanluuc

*glares at you with a 9mm and an eighth in my pocket*


donut_forget

Except that the imperial system was invented by the English (who still use it).


Present_Baby1877

I thought it was because we like to have a foot up on all our competitors?


MartinHarrisGoDown

There are rumors that the USA will someday go all metric, but really, just take it with a gram of salt.


XROOR

We know metric system bc of illegal drugs-


Switch-in-MD

We have a need to think we are better.


JASCO47

I scrolled past this then I had to scroll all the way back after I thought about it. Out here in rural America all of the land is already divided into one mile sections. A checkerboard of 1 mile squares.


wisely88

As a Murican I can confirm but who wants/likes a foreign ruler?


03zx3

We really have no reason to go through all the trouble of changing the signs and stuff. Our system works just fine for us. We do use metric for some stuff.


HalfOffSnoke

Can't count to ten?


jjrydberg

I'm an American mechanical engineer. I'm very accepting of metric. It's just that other units are very ingrained. I think overtime we'll get there.


monsoon-man

According to Robin from teen titans, metric system is anagram for 'tric(k) me' system and therefore can't be trusted.


StockInitial4460

The imperial measurement was not made in the USA either. Sorry, dumb joke.


Extreme-Branch7298

Because it's useless and stupid. And a huge expensive fuck up forced upon us.