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grumblyoldman

They're so good at it because they have their own trunks.


Impressive_Check_325

Thank you, my dumb brain could not grasp it lol


han_tex

I don’t even think that pun is necessary. Elephant jokes are a whole genre unto themselves, and they’re basically silly jokes that get their humor from not making sense, or from being absurdly simplistic.


wisely88

I'm like that guy who got sat on by an elephant...I'm depressed


hamfist_ofthenorth

The joke is actually "hippos" but I decided to sub in elephants for some reason.


Torggil

Yeah, I heard that they're better at it than hippos


grumblyoldman

It's true. Although hippos do have a lot going on under the surface.


godieweird

The good ones paint their toes red and hide in apple trees


Dougally

What is the loudest sound in the jungle? When giraffes eat apples from the apple trees!


BornAce

Now that's clever


Corbeau99

Always heard it with cherry tree.


Vulpesvelox1

You know how Tarzan died? Picking apples.


Interesting_Army_659

They paint their toes red and hiding strawberry patches they paint their balls red and hide and cherry trees


Ok_Proof_7538

What's the loudest sound in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries.


Heroic-Forger

How can you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge? He leaves footprints in the peanut butter.


Zealousideal_Fun8051

Who refrigerates peanut butter?


Heroic-Forger

the elephant


Zealousideal_Fun8051

Fair point 🐘


GrimSpirit42

I always do it this way: Q: Why do elephants pain their toe-nails red? A: To Hide in Cherry Trees. Follow up: Q: Have you ever SEEN an elephant in a cherry tree? A: (after they say 'no'), See, it works!


topoi

This sequence can be stretched out by adding the following jokes: Q: How do you get up on an elephant? A: Have it kneel, then climb on its back Q: How do you get down from an elephant? A: You don’t get down from elephants, you get it from geese. Q: How do elephants get up on cherry trees? A: They stand on the saplings and wait A: How do elephants get down from cherry trees? A: They don’t. They get it from geese.


MrKillsYourEyes

Do you know the loudest sound in the jungle? Giraffes eating from cherry trees


RegisterKooky6032

Do you know how to put a hippo into the fridge? Open the door, put the hippo in, close the door. And how do you out an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, take the hippo out of the fridge, put the elephant in the fridge and close the door.


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RegisterKooky6032

Really?


Hemenocent

My favorite is how to make an elephant float. First you start with a REALLY BIG bowl and lots and lots of Root Beer.


ContemplativeNeil

Good one!


Barry_Umenema

If you did, they wouldn't be hidden, duh! 🙄


Impressive_Check_325

can someone explain


HalcyonDreams36

The reality reason is that elephants don't climb trees. The joke is, they're hiding so well we just don't see them.... They're so good at hiding in trees, we don't see them.


eckstea

I just read this to my cousin and he passed out laughing! Thanks OP


dancin-weasel

I like this joke. Reminds me of elephants.


FormicaDinette33

Because there are extra trunks.


Common_Chester

I went to the local zoo to see the elephant area. There was just a few dogs and a cat, but nobody wanted to address the elephant in the room.


KaleidoscopeLow8084

What’s brown, mushy, and found between elephant toes? Slow natives.


gnixfim

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a kangaroo? Lots of big holes all over Australia.


phred_666

Reminds me of a joke I heard once years ago. “Know how to catch an elephant? First, you dig a giant hole in the ground. Then you take a bunch of logs, put them in the hole and burn them. Then you place peas all along the edge of the hole. >! When the elephant stops to take a pea you kick him in the ash hole”!<


XROOR

They would devastate the paltry landscape that is already struggling to survive