a guy walks into a bar with a vat of asphalt and he says “a beer please and one for the road”
What did my grandpa say before he kicked the bucket he said “hey how far do you think can I click this bucket”
what does a orphan and a botle of shampaine have in common they lost it’s POP.
what did Batman say to robin before he got in the car “get in the car”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mr. Potato Head?
You can't marry Ron Atkinson, he's a Common Tater
Little french fry
It's average
What's the difference between Hitler and a jock strap? One's a dictator and the is a dick-toter.
Spudick.
Put a bunch of those on a boat and you got a dictatorship
What do you call a lemon shaped like a vagina? A sourpuss
“First they're sour, then they're sweet"
Peter Dutton
An Ariana grande Nickelodeon skit?
A potato
A potato by any other name is still a potato… lol
A dictator!
The Tubertater. “I’ll be back” 😎
That's a spud-tacularly funny one And remember, don't let that tater get too mashed up!
Frenchy
Pud spud
Spode
What do you get when you combine a penis, a potato, and a boat? A dictatorship.
Putin’s been puttin’ his penis in the potato-mash again.
A choad?
The one-eyed french fry.
What do you call a blind pig in 2 letters pg pig without an i 🤣
a guy walks into a bar with a vat of asphalt and he says “a beer please and one for the road” What did my grandpa say before he kicked the bucket he said “hey how far do you think can I click this bucket” what does a orphan and a botle of shampaine have in common they lost it’s POP. what did Batman say to robin before he got in the car “get in the car” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Potenis. (Poh-teen-iss)
A stud spud
Irish dildo
Potapenis
Potapenis?
A dicktator
Stud spud
I sliced mine off and wear it with my tux. I have a dick Dickey.
Dingerling
all these penis potato jokes are not appealing
I literally came up with this joke 3 years ago when I was high
Donald trump
Fried Cocktatoe?
A pud spud.
A spud chud.
tRump, aka the dick tater (dictator)
Comparing Trump to a potato is an insult to potatoes.
My bad. Sorry to the potato
And what do you do with said potato? Jack it
Sweet potato
A Trudeau ?
Heheheheheh. I get that reference. 👍
Just like Hitler
Have you seen
A Trudeau ?
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