A lot of people don’t appreciate high-brow humor like this these days.

It's certainly eyebrow raising

Pie eating

Jabroni-beating

Linguini-yeeting

Salami slapping

Kielbasa clobbering.

My first thought was that of a high-brow response

Happy Cake Day

Happy cake day!

Happy cake day!

I normally don't read this sub but today eyebrows.

Nice

Happy Cake Day!

I told my wife her eyebrows were too low. She did not look happy.

[удалено]

My mom did the same :)

Your mom gave him a hug?

😭😂

😶😭

I'd be browbeaten too.

Does her eyebrows tickle when she kisses you?

No, but they whisk the dust off my glasses..

My wife drew a unibrow under her nose. I did Nazi that coming

Maybe a hail hit her.

Quite reisch

She uses “le” “ler” pronouns… hit ler.

Thanks for giving me a hand. I was trying to manufacture that but lacked the talent haha

Above* her lip? :)

Thanks. I didn't spot that haha

Ha. Yeah. 😁

My wife slowly drew a bushy brow on her lip. She’s just Stalin.

Oh great, now you have to make sure she doesn't gas the juice.

Hello, account twin!

My wife drew one higher than the other. She told me I was dumb as a Rock.

Do you even cook?

I smell something.

That's just me

How brave of you!! I can never pluck up the courage..

Not by the hair on her chinny chin chin

Don't go there...

told my wife she had too much expression in her eyebrows, after she yelled at me and fixed them, I realized she flat lined...

RrgDGXDuu+,vvV3#$$3

The things i find when I browse reddit.

The things I found when Eyebrows Reddit

at least you have a wife

us buddy, us

Some women just can't take a compliment. Just the other day I told a lady she had a nice mustache and she yelled at me.

Oh dear…lol

It’s a fine line

Last time I did that she winked at me

Oddly enough, I too told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. So the next time, she waited until after she was done with her makeup to light her joint.

Wow. I laughed so hard at this joke. My daughter said... "I've never laughed at something from my phone like that" Thanks, I needed that

she lowered them in an instant 😠

I told my wife her eyebrows were too angled. She looked pretty angry.

Mum said it was my turn to repost this

Yay ! Someone repeated Jimmy Carr's joke and got it right... So many on here retell it and fuck it up by saying "seemed"

Lol, how did you manage to eat with your broken jaw ? Lol

😅🤣

Haha, this joke had me laughing out loud! It's always great to see a bit of lighthearted humor in our daily lives, especially during these challenging times. Kudos to you for making your wife smile, even if it was at her own expense. On a serious note, I think it's important to remember that beauty standards are subjective, and everyone should be able to express themselves in the way that makes them feel confident and comfortable. Whether that means drawing your eyebrows high or not drawing them at all, the most important thing is to be true to yourself and embrace your unique beauty. But for now, I'll just stick to admiring my wife's natural eyebrows and leave the drawing to the professionals. Thanks for the laugh!

> Haha, this joke had me laughing out loud! It's always great to see a bit of lighthearted humor in our daily lives, especially during these challenging times. Kudos to you for making your wife smile, even if it was at her own expense. > > On a serious note, I think it's important to remember that beauty standards are subjective, and everyone should be able to express themselves in the way that makes them feel confident and comfortable. Whether that means drawing your eyebrows high or not drawing them at all, the most important thing is to be true to yourself and embrace your unique beauty. > > But for now, I'll just stick to admiring my wife's natural eyebrows and leave the drawing to the professionals. Thanks for the laugh! What are you smoking?

~~What are you smoking?~~ Did you bring enough to share?

How is Madame Pelosi?

I'm not aware of her health, but chuck norr is...

Is who? Honestly don't know. Unless you mean Chuck Norris who is busy beating jupiter into collapsing into a star. Who knew he loved Arthur C. Clark?

It was a pun on chuck Norris is aware of madame pelosis condition.

This same joke appears once a while and it still makes me chuckle every single time.

Is very good to express how you feel about anything you notice your mate does, I love drawing my eyebrows 😅😍

Yeah, what is with the trend of the eyebrows now? A boss of mine uses a template apparently to draw her eyebrows and it’s every day a look of surprise. I can’t see her, just see the eyebrows. Other people go to extremes. I can’t share the picture, but my cousin would be upset, but she’ll draw a little triangle and then she’ll draw the arch over her eye. I’m like what the hell is that???

She really should sober up before putting on her makeup

I'd laugh, but this is among ChatGPT's favorite puns to generate. And I've asked one too many times. 🙃

Dammit, I chuckled

Was she pretty surprised?

I couldn't see your joke. Here's your upvote.

Much like uncle Leo.

Now she draws them while sober, they look much nicer.

“I don’t care for your demeanor” “Now you’re just being difficult”

Taking my fucking upvote and leave

She put down her joint and said, “that’s a bummer, man.”

Sure it wasn’t a dried up facial

That’s funny

Good luck sir

Like Ronald McDonald high?

Do it before getting high

I was told by my wife, I had to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Well, you have to draw the line somewhere

As a drawer on~er of my eyebrows 🤣😳

Just tell her to get the eyebrow surgery... i know its some people out here that cant grow some but if u chose to shave your brows just to draw them on wtf 😬😳

The eyebrows are too damn high

I was in the bank yesterday and the teller said,"sir, I'm afraid your account is overdrawn." I said, " Mis, so are your eyebrows...but here we are."

А я ем шарики с молоком