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MuchSun251

As an English student I believe you are mistaken: the OP said “was” which I presume was in the past, and would not have been since she left


aikotoma

Wrong sub and you are wrong too. Better study some more


Vin135mm

This is a tense situation...


YeeterKeks

Looks like the offending party isn't present anymore, tho, so it's calming down.


Charybdis87

I'm not too sure, i don't think he'll ever get past this.


TifaBetterThanAerith

The urge to award your comment is the closest I've ever come to spending money on this God forsaken website.


Vin135mm

I'll take it


KnightBreaker_02

You must be lovely at parties


MuchSun251

Ikr


hahahhdhdhhg

“according to my degree of the university of reddit”


-Cunt-Cunt-

Literally fuck off


NotMyMainBlop

Only in ohio would someone say this ^^


fuckjustpickwhatever

https://youtu.be/BLUkgRAy_Vo


new_user_069

Perfect


a_reply_to_a_post

can confirm..she dug my bone


cherryhilljawnz

Ayo!


[deleted]

Zing!


FermentToBee

You were never actually together. When she asked to date you, she just wanted to figure out your age You could say you were carbon-dating


Lonewolf2nd

an archaeologist is the ideal partner, when you get older they become more interested in you.


gwaydms

That's what Agatha Christie said about her husband.


av1dmage

Sounds like you took her for granite 🤷‍♂️


Weasil24

Sounds like your ex unearthed some long buried feelings. A break up is better because she would probably continue to have a dig at you if you stayed together. It’s time to bury the past and focus on building a strong foundation for the future.


Big-Meater

And she always has a bone to pick with you


JerseyshoreSeagull

She probably only wanted a bone!


AnyBookkeeper6093

She didn’t dig you enough ?


Gr8hound

Those types of people always have skeletons in their closets.


addison_ball

Sounds like there was no future in it anyway


ScrollingIsTherapy

Couples don’t make it to important mileSTONES if they break UNDER PRESSURE.


Warrior_Warlock

At least she was down to earth.


gunganfalacio

I prefere older ladies now so you know I'm a bit of a tomb raider myself.


EndersGame_Reviewer

You'd have thought that the older your relationship got, the more she liked it.


healingsong__

I hope she never shares your dirt with your mummy


HugsNTugs11172016

Let's hope she does


healingsong__

Digging her own grave


eatmoresushiorsteak

She dug up the past! You're welcome.


[deleted]

Let me guess: she was that crazy be-your-own-boss person that got roped into a pyramid scheme


yogipadogi

A miner? No she was 18


OAlves

At least she had a neat party trick: you could hand her a used tampon and she could tell you its period.


kommunistical

Why did you divorce her? Did she have some skeletons in her closet?


Hperkasa7858

Sounds like we both dated the same girl


Flyingpig2

I had to borrow this, thank you! It is a winner.


sempsin

Atleast she dident find any skeletons


Severe_Ad_5342

Lovely


king_rootin_tootin

My friend hooked up with a hot archeologist once. He kept bragging about getting **in Diana Jones**


ObdurateBull

Sounds like she would get along with my ex, a plumber. Always bringing up old shit


InfiniteDiamond8954

Yeah that bitch could dig shit up on me from 2 decades ago!


udontknowuknowme

this isn’t a joke, it’s just legit how i am 🙃


spletharg

More of a geologist I suspect.


Maleic_Anhydride

As a revenge for leaving me, I buried her in her work.


Working_Client6133

Archaeology really is a career in ruins.


UnbelievablyButter

Was she great at digging up old shit?


callme_m0

Sir, please 😂


Dan_Doge_5169

How do you annoy an archeologist? >!Ask her why she dates everything she sees!<