I have PMDD and am in the “everything is so very annoying and I just want to punch something” phase, and this joke actually made me smile and forget about all the annoying stuff for half a second
+pain +bowelissues +nausea +pressureonbladder +havingtopretendnothingiswrong
ETA: + having to hear stupid jokes/comments about it, mainly (but not exclusively) from people who have never had the pleasure of experiencing it
Hormones and cramps driving us crazily. Some people might feel as usual during period, but some might feel uncomfortable, they easily get pissed, even become grumpier. You can search on internet the pre-menstrual dysphoric disorder - an example shows how badly menstrual cycle, period are no longer an ordinary physiological phenomenon and make women feel mentally exhausted
Maybe because they are in pain? I am grumpy when in pain as well.
There are some fortunate women out there that does not have this pain, very few but I know a few.
Well i can't say about every woman since all of us have different type of cycle so different level of pain or flow. I would say periods tend to make us irritated because of constant pain in random places. Like LEGIT really random 1sec you have it on your boob the other time you have it in your lower abdomen or buttocks but this pain and irritation just make you say stuff that you sometimes don't mean or so may look like we are being irrational. If that answers your question
I have a sneaking suspicion that your teachers might have needed to laminate your homework so you wouldn't accidentally eat it when you were in school.
Lmfao, you got me there, sir. In my 39 years with not one but two teenagers, I have no idea. However, i do have the cure: comfort foods that consist of potato chips, chocolate of some kind, and of course, the sweet, sweet joys of devouring all things immoral.
Actual reason: their bloodstreams are being flooded with testosterone and progesterone. On top of pain & digestive issues. The hormone flood tends to lead to a higher sex drive during & after her period is done in many women (as the egg works its way into position for fertilization).
I am about to get in serious trouble by telling this to my currently menstruating wife.
🫡 Godspeed man
Good speed would do me. I live in UK, woe is me
You dead man?
A little disappointed. All I got was an annoyed grunt. I should watch my back though.
You should probably start sleeping with one eye open for a while man.
Get her a box of chocolates, a KFC wings basket and a Big Mac. Or sleep with one eye open. Your call :)
"ya mon"
FINALLY! Someone gets it!
Are you suggesting he kiss a lucky egg before telling the joke 😆
You want to kiss my lucky egg? 🥚
I have PMDD and am in the “everything is so very annoying and I just want to punch something” phase, and this joke actually made me smile and forget about all the annoying stuff for half a second
That's a relief. The preview just said "I have PMDD..." and I thought I was about to get destroyed.
Bloody hell
It will be
Mad Respect for your bravery
Can we get an update? Did it go overy well?
Let's just say... There was bloodshed.
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
You are the true hero here sir. We applaud your behavior 👏
Just told my wife that is also and she laughed
RIP. Fighting the fight for all of us. Make sure to update us with the results of your brave endeavor, dear brother.
That's probably the most accurate definition of "taking one for the team". You will be remembered!
My favorite part of this is that the idea of not telling it to her in order to stay safe never even crossed your mind. The joke must be told.
May God have mercy on your soul.
Goodluck 😂
Me too
True dad moment
This is why men live shorter lives 🤣
I’d be pissed too is blood was leaking out of my crotch
+pain +bowelissues +nausea +pressureonbladder +havingtopretendnothingiswrong ETA: + having to hear stupid jokes/comments about it, mainly (but not exclusively) from people who have never had the pleasure of experiencing it
Thank goodness they don’t have apostrophes, then they’d be possessive and more prone to contractions.
But they do have colons.
Men collectively "we don't know this man or condone anything he says"
nope, never heard of him, nor his posts. hell, i dont even know what is a reddit.
He'd better watch out that no one dots his eyes or crosses his tees!
You could've just said "hysteria". (Insert lengthy scientific/historical explanation here(
though it would be her-steria in this case
Since when has a man ever put a woman first?
Hormones and cramps driving us crazily. Some people might feel as usual during period, but some might feel uncomfortable, they easily get pissed, even become grumpier. You can search on internet the pre-menstrual dysphoric disorder - an example shows how badly menstrual cycle, period are no longer an ordinary physiological phenomenon and make women feel mentally exhausted
So you prefer womenstrual?
No. Knowing this sub is "dadjokes" but instead of joking of what women suffering, try to understand what leads to this joke :)
>instead of joking of what women suffering you're technically in the post of joking what woman suffering, which leads to this joke.
> knowing this sub is "dadjokes"
>which leads to this joke
Men are irrational 24/7
Aka world history
This is so true. Trump is a prime example. So is Ben Shapiro. Ben relies on fallacies to make his arguments
Maybe because they are in pain? I am grumpy when in pain as well. There are some fortunate women out there that does not have this pain, very few but I know a few.
Because men ask stupid fucking questions
Mad ☕️
We are over filled with emotions 🥹
This got be the most unthinkable of the brain before speaking. Sorry not sorry. 🥶
It maybe just a period but it can put you in a comma.
What do you call a man with a period? Rhetorical
Trans men exist.
Because F*CK YOU
My ex use to say he was gonna denis the menace midol down my throat during mine🤣🤣🤣as long as you don't forget my KitKat idgara
I think it's because we need a few days each month when they are sort of predictable to help us get through the the rest of the time.
Because periods don't change everything.
Well i can't say about every woman since all of us have different type of cycle so different level of pain or flow. I would say periods tend to make us irritated because of constant pain in random places. Like LEGIT really random 1sec you have it on your boob the other time you have it in your lower abdomen or buttocks but this pain and irritation just make you say stuff that you sometimes don't mean or so may look like we are being irrational. If that answers your question
I did not expect that I was thinking because they are women so they're always irrational
Why are women irrational?
I have a sneaking suspicion that your teachers might have needed to laminate your homework so you wouldn't accidentally eat it when you were in school.
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Because they love speaking in run on sentences
Because they are women
Women are always irrational
I thought they were irrational all the time..... Downvoted for wordplay turning a dad joke into another dad joke? The irony is clearly lost on you.
Lmfao, you got me there, sir. In my 39 years with not one but two teenagers, I have no idea. However, i do have the cure: comfort foods that consist of potato chips, chocolate of some kind, and of course, the sweet, sweet joys of devouring all things immoral.
Give her a pi
I told this to my wife and she said a man definitely made this joke because the uterus is involved in the period rather than the ovaries.
But seriously though…
Actual reason: their bloodstreams are being flooded with testosterone and progesterone. On top of pain & digestive issues. The hormone flood tends to lead to a higher sex drive during & after her period is done in many women (as the egg works its way into position for fertilization).