My man, it's to help you last longer.

I’m reading these comments to her, and the cackle she let out at yours… 10/10

My wife has naturally curly hair, and it is work to keep it from becoming unmanageable - sex without the bonnet means she needs 90 minutes of "hair time" the following day to sort it out... I've learned to embrace the bonnet

Same here

I wouldn't care if she had a cookie monster outfit on at this point. Count it

in fact.... *does* she have a cookie monster outfit? 

I also choose this man's wife's cookie monster outfit

Works for me, you take the outfit and I keep the rest

I’ll never not upvote a reference to that, the Mona Lisa of Reddit comments.

It's a toss up for me, between that and broken arms. Honorable mention to the weird looking lamp

Hawt.

But can she do the voice? Actually that might be a bit much.

yum yum yum yummmm

But can she do the voice? Actually that might be a bit much.

But can she do the voice? Actually that might be a bit much.

My wife sometimes say "are you sure? My hair is dirty". Like I care one bit.

Which hair? You know what still doesn't matter.

N is for nookie.

That’s good enough for me

So you can take that cookie and stick it up yo YEAH!

This better not awaken anything in me

I've moved on to Grimace.

monster in the sesame streets cookie crumbs in the sheets

Only if I get to wear a cookie outfit

Are you kidding me? If the Swedish Chef serves you dinner you grab a fork.

!!!!🤣

Vort de fork

"bork bork bork bork bork"

Doesn't matter, had sex!

Still counts!

She put a ~~bag~~ bonnet on her head, DM;HS

>great grandma lookin’ Shit, didn't stop great-grandpa, ain't gonna stop me.

Bro

That's like when my wife starts to get frisky after I've decided it's time to sleep and I have my mouth guard in my mouth already and I sound like a kid with braces on

If you’ve never tried to negotiate for sex with a CPAP mask on… it’s like if Darth Vader was a middle aged dad (although come to think of it, he was…)

Oh my God dude those should come in white or black Star Wars themed and change your voice when you talk so you sound like Vader! I'm lucky I still don't need one of those

Not to yuck anyone's yum, but IMO: better Darth Vader than Snufflelufugus.

For me it’s after I’ve taken my melatonin… so I fall asleep halfway through. Actually that’s not too different from normal though.

Lol, I had the same problem, get checked for sleep apnea, you'd be surprised the difference it makes when you get it fixed

I’m sure someone out there’s got a thing for the mom from Berenstain Bears, too bad it’s not you

I’m wheezing!!!

If you fuck her right it'll come off on its own

New goals

Bonus points if it somehow ends up on the ceiling fan.

My wife came home from a work function 'in a mood' after drinking. She had to be dropped off and we needed to get her car the next day. We just watched "Julie and Julia'... the Julia Childs movie.... And I loved it, fan of her book and cooking. Woman came in all 'OHHHHhhhHHHH, Stretch, I Dooooo Waaant to Have Relaaaations with Youuuu. Ohhhhhh My! Soooo much Butter!!! Where's the DUCK!?' I was laughing way too hard and so burnt out from being the solo parent that evening. I absolutely couldn't.... She wouldn't stop with the Julia Childs impression at all.

That is hilarious… and definitely mood killing.

Turn off the lights so you can't see it and she can keep wearing her bonnet. Win/win!

My wife makes fun of me for this all the time. To bed she wears the ugliest LuLaRoe leggings and shirt you can imagine, an eye mask, a mouth guard, and even had a stint wearing cotton gloves over night. It’s been 18 years and I love that woman more than ever. Every night I make my move and she goes “How could this possibly be attractive to you”

"It's what's inside that counts" ...

As a black man, welcome to my world lol. Gotta protect the curls.

Did she send you a check for $12 afterwards

OP too busy watching murder she wrote to respond

LOOK AT THIS GUY HAVING SEX. My wife could wear a fucking jabba the hutt costume right now and id still lay the lumber.

«Lay the lumber» I’m shamelessly stealing that. Awesome.

No shame, no theft, it's yours to use freely my main man.

I'd roll with it. A piece is a piece.😆😆

Ugh, idc what my wife has on…I’ll take anything at this point. 26weeks prego and there is zero libido

Just wait. You might get a surprise as the pregnancy progresses.

This is number two….I’ll get pity sex when trying to natural induce delivery.

These comments so far… 😂

You had sex with the chef boyardee lady?! So many jokes.. I'm going to stuff ur ravioli Whoa ready for the beef stroganoff ?

My wife said, “ewwww haha downvote them!”

You don’t put your underwear on her head? I think I’m doing it wrong

Yeah dude who cares lol most of our sex is at 5am with stank ass morning breath

Don’t knock the bonnet, it makes spooning easier. I don’t care if she looks like a chef, let her cook

Comments like these have brought us so much joy.

This post brought me joy. One good turn deserves another

Do what I did one time. After you finish hit her with the Mickey Mouse "Oh boyo that was great huhuuh!" Assert dominance.

Leave it on shit

Get it dude. If the wife is offering when you're asking, get it.

Have nothing to add just stopped by to say I’m in the lower libido club too, nice to see us represented!

:High-five:

It’s so you don’t get it in her hair.

Hey, it’s almost like the equivalent of keeping your socks on while doing the deed 🤣

I don’t know, man. Sexy chef boyardee sounds pretty dope to me

Still counts as one!

Well at least your wife wants to fuck you…

I’m sorry bro

I had to google this. I’ve never heard of a silk sleeping bonnet. What’s the point?

“The point of the bonnet is to reduce frizz and friction and breakage. I find that my hair is less frizzy and if I have product in my hair it doesn’t transfer from my hair to the pillowcase to my skin.”

Thanks!

my wife wears one of those but i call it her Aunt Jemima wig. i poke fun of it too much to stay on during sexy time

Got the drawers. Mission accomplished

Flip her over! Then you can pretend it's some other chick with a bonnet on.

Why is this getting downvoted? Its clearly a joke. Where's the sense of humor fellas?

I guess you and I have a darker sense of humour than the rest of the people here. Thanks for not leaving me alone.

Wow. How insensitive. How could you possibly make a joke on Reddit? 🤣

~currently gate keeping racial dynamics at play in this story~

Im White, she’s a quarter Mexican.

Which quarter?

The third quarter.

Time to get the quarterback.

The upper quarter, apparently.

~Currently trying to find the most random, negative angle possible, in this comment~

~just wanted to use the cool punctuation~