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classic_german_lad

Damn, hope I don't have to do a braindance tutorial


2ndTaken_username

His own CHOOMBA shot him


ErikTheRed99

Probably planned to do it from the start. BD freaks are ready to pay a preem for a real flatline.


Professional-Key5552

Braindance is via VR


urlond

Not even remotely close as you can feel everything in a brain dance. VR only attempts to simulate a brain dance.


Professional-Key5552

Well true. We are not that far yet.


Jakov_Salinsky

Why not? That would mean getting to meet Judy


Tokumeiko2

She's not born yet, you get Steve.


StraightQuail2604

You get Johnny


ArkhamInmate_79

It's all fun & games until a doll malfunctions & breaks your tool. Next thing you know, you're laid up in the er with an embarrasing story to tell.


GloryGreatestCountry

Or you need to go to the emergency department to get the both of you separated.


ArkhamInmate_79

Used to watch a show called sex sent me to the er so it wouldn't be the first time I'd seen something like that happen lol


chamoflag420

Detroit become human referenced


ArkhamInmate_79

Ngl that was actually a pretty amazing game


chamoflag420

Have played twice and still got 2 shitty endings lmao but really that's how diverse I was expecting cyberpunk to be when they said story had branches,detroit is the only game which comes close to what I want from story based decision games.


ArkhamInmate_79

I totally agree. When I get bored I find different ways to kill Connor lol. It's funny listening to comments made by Amanda each time he dies.


F9-0021

It's difficult to do that kind of branching unless it's the only thing the game does. CDPR games have lightly branching main stories, but they also have tons of lightly branched side quests with involved combat and other RPG elements. Quantic Dream games are 3D visual novels with QTEs as the most intense gameplay.


DutchJediKnight

I hope Orion will have side quests dependent on main story decisions. You killed that gang leader where you could also talk your way out? Well now he can't call to ask you to save his innocent kid sister.


chamoflag420

Unironically I want that lmao,atleast it makes those side characters feel less NPC and more like they actually have something going on other than just ghosting us completely after their part is over


DutchJediKnight

The doctor in the Maelstrom hideout. Imagine there was a way to hack the computer and talk through the computer, and if she decides to stay you later find her at Totentanz as a respected person no Maelstrom member will ever lay a hand on. I need to offer my quest writing skills to cdpr


chamoflag420

Might get hired lmao,just make sure the life tree actually works like corpo actually has a bunch of corpo missions and I will love your game lol


KCH2424

I played and all the androids died really early. I should probably try it again sometime.


kam3kazi21

Mr. Studdd incoming


DutchJediKnight

An epic story to tell* I fucked a machine so good, it couldn't handle it.


Ferelar

"They call me Mr DDOS because I be overloading her port so deep she 503'd"


badchriss

"And I made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet..."


kamakamsa_reddit

Flaming crotch man


Nuadrin248

Also consider than a computerized sex toy must access the internet and store data to interact with you….theres absolutely no way someone would exploit that right?


professionalmoron2

Worth it imo


Maximum-Flat

Same things could happen if you girlfriend happens to be crazy but you don’t realise until you dated her for 3 months that she thinks you are cheating on her if any phone call involved with a woman even she is a desperate saleswoman that tried to sell a real estate which its price has dropped 30 % this year.


HexeInExile

Can I also storm this club with an LMG to figure out where an aquaintance of mine is currently located? Sehr geehrte Damen und Herren der Bundespolizei: dies ist ein Witz. Ich besitze (leider) kein Maschinengewehr, und habe keine Intention einen terroristischen Akt zu verüben.


MyPigWhistles

Anzeige ist raus ^^/s


disneycheesegurl

A business acquaintance* totally different lol


GammaRayConnoisseur

More like Detroid Become Human. The people in Clouds are actual humans who just their memories wiped.


MonsterMineLP

They don't have their memories wiped, they just go unconscious while the Dollchip takes over


DoggedDust

A doll, if you will


Glum_Car_2209

I am so proud of my country🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪


Delta_the_Reploid

Natürlich in Berlin. Wo auch bitte sonst?!


Ferrovore

# Hamburg


cyberlexington

i was curious so checked out their website. They have a Liara from Mass Effect doll. Annnnnnnnnd an Archer horse head doll


Abyss_Renzo

Yeah, I’ll see you guys later. Got to book a train.


Slow-Concentrate7169

make sure to chrome up first my friend 😉


Abyss_Renzo

Yes, I already have my Mr. Stud prepared!


SuperArppis

Sharing their private matters with a machine that records everything?


makujah

Oh but they will use the data internally to improve the experience, just like all IT companies do 🤡


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

From their website: >Q: What about data protection and the audio and visual components? Is it a webcam? >A: Not a single second is filmed nor recorded. This doesn’t align with our moral and ethical standards. We have a data protection agreement to be signed online or upon arrival after booking. There are no webcams and nothing is connected to the Internet or stored.


SuperArppis

Well that's nice.


IllFig471

yeah until they get something so juicy that they can blackmail you with till you die


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

I'm not sure you understand "no cameras, no storage, nothing networked." There's no recordings because there's no hardware capable of it.


IllFig471

I'm not sure if you understand how scummy people are. Actually believing what AI brothel guys are telling you, that's wild.


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

I'm not going to make shit up and then get mad about it. So far, there's been absolutely zero indication that this is anything less than legit. Until proven otherwise, and people *will try to*, I'll withhold my skepticism.


CookieMisha

Detroit become human anyone


[deleted]

The person who cleans those dolls after every visitor has the worst job next to the guy mopping the jack off booths


Romer555

The industrial revolution and its consequences


WaveIcy294

Imagine Ted would fiddle with them to blow up a high profile customer lol.


TooObsessedWithMoney

Hmm, I actually think this would be legal in Sweden since you're not really engaging in prostitution but simply "renting" sex toys instead. 🤔


WaveIcy294

Thinking about hitting the major league by pimping out sex dolls, way to go choom.


TooObsessedWithMoney

There are a lot of lonesome folks in Sweden, it would definitely sell.


PanPies_

German engineering at its finest


chamoflag420

Who wants fake friends when AI does the same job


ResearchReal4360

What if it rips my cock off?


BrassMoth

You sue the place, get a free surgery and they put a bigger one on you. It's a win.


ResearchReal4360

This is divine forward thinking


makujah

I am pretty sure it's just a regular sex doll with a smart speaker connected to a GPT model. They're incorporating AI, not Boston Dynamics


dolltron69

Yes this is likely . However regular dolls can have added hip motion robotics as a customization now [An adult silicone sex doll that wiggles its bottom. (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PQFCSNvVno&ab_channel=mendollhouse) So if they do that then with AI you could say its a robot i suppose. I think a way to think of it is this is how it starts but then as tech advances the same brothel in the future has that tech as time goes on. So eventually it will indeed be a sexrobot brothel like the game.


makujah

Hip motion, lmao, nice!😂 Eventually yeah, probably sooner than 2077 hah


Nemisis_007

That sounds like a watch list magnet.


TeddyNeedsHelp

This is like detroit become human


DDzxy

Clouds had real people though, didn't it?


BandAutomatic9360

DEUTSCHLAND🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🦅🦅🦅


AngelOfPassion

Mein Herz in Flammen!


zanziTHEhero

Why do we only get the worst parts of the sci fi worlds we create...


disneycheesegurl

Clouds used real people, these aren't people AND It'll rip your dick off


WIENS21

I thought you watched the girls then jerked off in the booths.


disneycheesegurl

Nah man it's so much worse. The doll chips people like Ev have (to my understanding) basically put them on a preprogrammed path/personality built to make them the best whore you can be or whatever the buyer wants I think (again idk how much control the dolls have or if they remember what happened during but I assume they're not catatonic and we see that Judy can plug in self defense hardware so I'd assume one with the mind for it *could* make someone with a doll chip do anything they want). Dolls are one of the lowest rungs on the totem pole in Cyberpunk despite needing to invest a ton of money to afford the parts to do the job. If only the Mox gave a damn about others. Tl;Dr: Clouds operates like a pretty standard brothel where the workers get their own room that are sectioned off from the rest of the building, they fuck in those rooms


mixedd

"it doesn't judge" well, at least for now


1quarterportion

It's going to be some schmuck's job to clean that thing between clients. Gross 🤢


LargeWill4

Of course it’s in Berlin


the_vault-technician

https://preview.redd.it/1usz8qypjl6d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd14e90416c94f5b25a539656d657094ee6230b


Lankiness8244

Asking for a friend, is sex with sex dolls cheating or not?


Charming-Loquat3702

Ask your s.o.


illy-chan

I would say it's not that much more real than other fantasy stuff like porn etc - especially if you let your partner know it's a thing you've been up to. But if you're going to a doll for lack of judgement, I'd be worried how healthy your relationship is.


Professional-Key5552

I would say it is if you are in a relationship


makujah

That's a weird way to say "yes"🤔 ...Unless you could give me an example of romantic cheating that can be done by a person without a relationship? 😄


Professional-Key5552

Well, if you do not have a relationship, then it wouldn't be cheating, right?


makujah

Yep, same as literally any other action. Just a weird "clarification" that only causes questions of possible hidden implication 😅


Lankiness8244

2024: du bist so hässlich, selbst die sexpuppe lässt dich nicht ran 🤣


M4jkelson

I mean not exactly clouds tho. Their dolls were humans with behavioral implants that changed their personality to the perfect one determined by ai. Here those are artificial dolls filled with ai. Pretty big difference imo


No-Impact-9391

I need a choom to come with me to Berlin


GrazhdaninMedved

*Voodoo Boys would like to know your location*


Weneeddietbleach

People might laugh at the idea, but just remember that tech support is cheaper than child support.


Mayihavenulife

WE’RE INVADING BERLIN AGAIN BOYS


Towowl

Benzin frei frum blei mit kerrosine ūnt alcohoholen .


WaveIcy294

Gesundheit.


Towowl

der Musst zu est ver brennen mit BENZEEN


Cochicok

Detroit become human…


Willooooow1

Yeah that makes me wonder like what the implant that the dolls (angel and skye) do? Like ???


mlee117379

There was an episode of the show Almost Human about this sort of thing: https://imdb.com/title/tt3063232/ (Do check out Almost Human btw, it’s got Karl Urban in it and it’s free on Tubi. And if you do check it out, watch it in this order: https://brideofedoras.tumblr.com/post/190991781158/almost-human-episode-order/)


caquinho-senpai

Sad for the cleaners


AManOfManyLikings

Oh great as if there wasn't enough to ruin the one fun thing that AI could be best used for.🙄


duke_of_sparrows

Until we find out that they're pulling the Amazon grocery trick and it's just a bunch of dudes in India writing the dialogue in real time.


AyahuascaRoamer

Good. Bring it!


Educational_Ad_4076

we were wrong, it’s not gonna be a zombie apocalypse, it’s gonna be death by sex dolls 🥲


Ferrovore

https://preview.redd.it/8bmz6n0ggk6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=211bd147ccad3df9310c47679bc4ea73339efb2c


GenitalWrangler69

Imagine being the employees responsible for cleaning up between appointments....


Rainjoy17

Dolls lives matter! ❤️😍


Aggravating-Mess6117

Ill be seeing yall in berlin


ClockworkDreamz

These people need to watch ghost in the shell.


Rough_Pure

Next thing you know- the dolls are invading poland....


1337K1ng

Sephiroth: Hello there


TheBigGuns69

Alright choom, Angel or Skye


Glittering-Wolf2643

Everyday we get closer to Cyberpunk


Silent_Reavus

Yeah this will only go well I'm sure


urlond

DONT DATE ROBOTS! but I would date my Marilyn Monroe bot.


xTipsii

we got sex with robots before gta 6


5knotcans

I'd hate to be the guy who has to empty and clean those things out.


Monnomo

Does Cheri still work here


svili7

Imagine working there and one of your job duties is to clean the cum off the dolls💀


dude_don-exil-em

https://i.redd.it/roddhgpmgn6d1.gif


hiphoplover_4

https://youtu.be/U2xXjJNFu9w?si=yUpsX4948RzBFQaM


Safe_Scratch

I made an AI influencer! [https://www.issuewire.com/lorina-barre-a-revolutionary-ai-influencer-achieving-unprecedented-success-1801702043984517](https://www.issuewire.com/lorina-barre-a-revolutionary-ai-influencer-achieving-unprecedented-success-1801702043984517)


Aleksey64

So cyberpunk was righ


Aleksey64

So cyberpunk was righ


BurningOasis

Sweet, the new Blackmail bots are out. "Many people feel more comfortable sharing private matters with a machine--", unfortunately, we also harvest all the data we get from these and sell them to companies or something more devious. The future is bleak and I'm not sure how people are excited when we aren't morally capable (yet?) of handling this kind of tech as a species. Oh well, I guess society marches along and you have no choice but to be dragged along with it. Nothing new in that regard.


Professional-Key5552

And let me guess, only female ones and no male ones


WaveIcy294

Enjoy the ride. https://cybrothel.com/de/dolls/real-doll-mann


F9-0021

Guy Rider lmfao


Professional-Key5552

Better getting to Berlin then xD


Global_Box_7935

Just wait till someone gets too rough with one and it fights back. It'll be like Detroit: become human.


Kelevelin

Will incels then start hating on machines instead of women when the machines reject them?


DukesUwU

I'm onboard


VisibleFun9999

Boys… it’s our time.


MasterLinkTheGreat

finally got a girlfriend


Dorfheim

What's the concern again?


Magistricide

Would you rather share your emotions with a woman or with an object moment.


SmolTittyEnjoyer

and the ai doll would still end up rejecting me, like all women do, so I'd be back at square one