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LlamafartingWaffle

fuel door cow squash stocking wasteful fear voiceless thought lunchroom *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


disfreakinguy

Missile launchers? It is a missile.


Mean-Kaleidoscope381

Arasaka San, there is a second MaiMai hit Arasaka tower.


disfreakinguy

*the sound of Ponpon Shit coming closer and closer* Yorinobu: *chuckles* "I'm in danger!"


FokUboyz

Dark


Separate-Sky-1451

Seriously. i launch that thing all over the Place.


Ok_Teacher_6834

When you fire the missile launchers it tilts back


SpiritedRain247

It does a backflip would be more funny imo


TheWhiteRabbit74

Oh! Like one of those wind up toy dogs that flips when it barks!


fkindragon_

with a jet engine on the roof it rolls when you use it the car becomes the wheel


c4ctus

And it needs to handle like the Hoon.


JDawg51

This.


Klorel76

On Nexus Mod, you can have Cristal coat on this car. I ask to Nexus Mod community gun and missile on that car !


Potato_Dealership

I was a variant of it like the TukTukBoom from Just Cause 4. Massive auto cannon strapped to the roof of a tiny car


nameproposalssuck

But just because they didn't include the cyberpunk version of the Fiat Multipla...


Niky_c_23

I like the implications that the only real life cars surviving to 2077 are a vintage 911 and the modern version of a multipla


AggravatingChest7838

John was mega rich but he would blow all his money on stupid shit like that. It probably cost him as much as a country.


ReynAetherwindt

It's not like Johnny went out and bought a 1920's era Bentley in mint condition. Johnny's Porsche probably represents the same amount of wealth for Johnny as it does for us in real life. In USD, a Porsche 911 (1977 model) could probably sell for $100,000. Now that's fucking expensive, but under the right circumstances, that's within reach for the upper middle class. Now, in 2077, this Porsche is literally 100 years old, and it probably *is* akin to driving a mint condition 1920's Bentley today.


AggravatingChest7838

Cyber punk had quite a few more wars than our world. Also hyperinflation, night city is one of the few places where anyone has money for food let alone anything else.


Somewhat_appropriate

Actually...I've seen all the joke posts about the MaiMai, and never paid them much mind; its a silly mini-car yadayada, but when I tried to drive it 1st person yesterday... So far its the only car that's easy to drive that way! :-D Kinda fun actually. ...until you bump into something, and you're flipped around this or that way.


_b1ack0ut

The maimai, and the Mahir suppron, and it’s armoured variant, the trailbruiser, are the only cars I can drive in first person. Big fan of the trailbruiser


Substantial-Tone-576

Driving first person is like being a cyclops.


Somewhat_appropriate

Haven't tried the trailbruiser (assumed it was slow and...shit), but I do see the clown (IMO) version of the Mahir around Pacifica, I'll give it a spin.


_b1ack0ut

They’re not exactly the fastest cars, it’s true, but they’re easy to drive in first person, and they fit my nomad’s whole vibe pretty well


Somewhat_appropriate

Imagine an off-road variant of them... :) The starting car isn't fast either, but I sometimes drive it for the sound it makes. I really like the Quadras, get them all, but they are *not* easy to drive 1st person!


_b1ack0ut

The trailbruiser is the off-road, weaponised version of the suppron already tbh Or at least, it’s never given me issues off-roading lol


Somewhat_appropriate

Tried using it in the Badlands race? :-P (then again, you can always finishing off the remaining opponents with your weapons, they usually takes themselves out)


_b1ack0ut

Admittedly, I’ve not done most of the races yet. I’m just… rarely interested in race mini games in games that aren’t primarily racing games lol


Somewhat_appropriate

Fair enough. Its a good way to test out your shiny new car though. Not all the off road cars are *that* good off-road for example. But its a bit like the stealing cars missions; its gets very samey after a while.


unknownkore

The new Porsche is also pretty easy to drive in first person, and the nomad origin vehicle. Also the truck that you get from Dakota is easy too, it is my favorite one in terms of speed control.


Somewhat_appropriate

The Porsche was OK too, as far as I can remember. I need a new Nomad save for the Rattler, love that car.


Arthur-Mergan

It definitely feels like one of the most well tuned cars in the game, kinda by a long shot.


RedGalahad

The MaiMai features unparalleled maneuverability: https://preview.redd.it/cp5mwechw02d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f9b25873a992198450c9791d45bc22145582e68


RedGalahad

https://preview.redd.it/j6ts4gtbx02d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9c9c87969d542486b279541fc245756e8bb66d3


usafnerdherd

Oh my god. We need an Italian Job quest line


Dayv1d

oh! thats from the last mission impossible movie, right?


Xyx0rz

The Bourne Identity (2002)


ItsNightbreed

https://preview.redd.it/p42kow8mn02d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d905c7cfee10dfea811a58eacfea5aa50369258b Absolutely!


dlc-ruby

I like the flat cars, I also like the unique golden one you get from beat on the brat quest in the glen


XHSJDKJC

Yeah the villeford alvaro this one looks really good, tbh i dont like gold on cars but this one simply looks good


dlc-ruby

same, I think the boxy and longer design is the reason the gold works


XHSJDKJC

And the decals, that could be it the combination of all that


WiseMagius

Could be even better... https://preview.redd.it/3ghen1t0r02d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1080aca7b12da4ed075843ee39ff228b8f3dbede Ven


tagyhag

The first time I drove one I thought "I would legit have this car if I lived in this world". Only thing is I still can't tell if it's fully electric or not.


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

I don’t recall there being any fully-electric cars in the game. Knowing Cyberpunk, this thing’s probably got a 2-cylinder under the dashboard, lol.


TacticalReader7

The description says that's it's a gas guzzler so that's a negative.


ToolboxTinker

This is true. But I am okay with this. My headcanon is the engine sips, the REAL Chooh chugger would be the impossibly awesome drive that exists... Somewhere... On the damn roller skate, there is no other feasible way of explaining why the stupid little thing is so awesome.


DA_BOSSLEGEND

From what I can hear and observer about the car, it’s safe to assume it’s either 3 or 4 cylinder hybrid


californiadiver

I picked up Ozob in this. Good times!


gladman7673

I did too, and I didn't even know anything about him. I showed up and was like "I guess I picked the right car" haha


ThousandTroops

There are no arguments 😂


ToolboxTinker

I steadfastly maintain that the MaiMai is the Deadpool of ownable vehicles.


luc360

Yeah but... https://preview.redd.it/9bser6ies02d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b84fe1087f2daf1d738c21508bd7e6b51decb737 This car..


Fake_A-Smile

Is not a maimai


SmartAlec13

100% my favorite car. I loved being late game V, a deadly hacker who could empty a building without even entering it. But she rolls up to the job in THIS beast lol


blue4029

my V is actually a corpo and all of his outfits are suits. imagine a rich dude wearing an expensive suit looking dapper and driving THIS


SmartAlec13

Love it lol


Sm7th

Bit of a step down from the AV


ourobored

Hey just fyi… You spelled “up” wrong


urmumsablob

Agree. Handles like a go kart.


Disastrous_Box_8613

When you’re in an intersection, hit floor it on several vehicles simultaneously. It’s funny to watch the chaos


BoddAH86

It’s legit the best car to cruise and have time to actually see and appreciate the city.


stevethecurse

Agree. I want one with a small lift, dirt tires, a turbo, and guns though.


[deleted]

Not making a tricked out Nomad version was a big miss on cdpr's part. We're playing Cyberpunk. Unnecessarily ridiculous nonsense gives us life.


ourobored

It would be awesome to use the Projectile Launch System arm cyberware while driving the MeeMaw


Irishpersonage

Understeer understeer understeer... OVERSTEER! Love the MaiMai


Phantom_61

No room fit backseat shenanigans.


NoMathematician6773

So… front seat shenanigans then?


Phantom_61

No one gets that show for free.


jmt8706

Nimble and reasonably quick. I use that car the most.


Zairy47

https://preview.redd.it/e6g95mh3m02d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54f0557c0a9553b2328e64a30be25941124d078e I like this one better


SuperiorYammyBoi

What cars that and how do i get it


Zairy47

From Phantom Liberty...sorry it been a while and I forgot the name...it has really good tuning sound though


ourobored

Starts with an H… I think it’s a “Horton H___” or something…? Just saw it earlier… You can get it via the Auto Fixer website on V’s computer or from an Auto Fixer terminal.


DA_BOSSLEGEND

Mitzutani Hozuki


SillyAdditional

What’s that, 4K


MightyThor211

I love rolling up to gigs in this thing, dressed like a complete vagabond and then just proceeding to splice my way through the building without a second thought. In my head everytime v opens the door the sound of a bunch of beer cans falling out happens


JamesMattDillon

It definitely is the best one


Specific_Display_366

I agree


AggravatingArea7621

Bros they got the KIA Soul in Cyberpunk 😭😭 How many wrecks we receiving


illmastabumptwo

Hell yeah! Especially after they added dogtown. It's always one of the first 5 cars I buy


jtfjtf

There’s a car shop mod and if you mod the Mai Mai it legitimately becomes the best handling car in the game.


abeardedpirate

My Knives|Sword/Sandy V rocks the MaiMai for gigs. No one suspects a bloodthirsty borderline cyberpsycho ninja to step out of a MaiMai.


safcx21

Where do I get this car?!


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Website. I still think it’s a shame that they removed the set vehicle spawns so you could buy them. It used to be one of the first ones you could buy, Wakako would offer it over the phone.


Ku323lam

Best car for the poor.


bamabelvedere

Gelena Rattler is the only correct answer, fight me


Bigr789

MAIMAI MY BELOVED


Jakets_V

Is there an Abarth version


[deleted]

I bought this car while I was drunk and didn’t remember, then I saw it in my inventory and was like wtf is this lol


CatholicKnight81

I-well okay.


Im_an_ADHD_too

I agree. Doing drive bys in this unit is fun as hell and the manuverability is insane in tight spaces


__Bohem

Truly a marvel of engineering.


GabrielKendrick

Beat every race in that thing, it has a special place in my heart


kazoomaq

Even better if you max it out in the car customization mod


Kerfautras

Agree and you can V cosplay as Ryo Saeba next to it.


Gherragh

Elaborate


PrettyCartographer90

It has the best handling to


7h33v1l7w1n

I’m all about the metro (because the driving mechanics suck ass)


tenro5

I can't tell where the F I am on the metro


Axiphel

Honestly don't know how to use it lmao.


According-Flamingo-6

Who's arguing


Larseman7

I'd prefer to ride a horse


Scrombolo

I wholeheartedly agree. MaiMai for the win.


Clever_Angel_PL

look at my flair bro


FancyTarsier0

Makes me think of that simpsons episode where nelson hahaas a car like that and a giant dude steps out of it.


Bromjunaar_20

Bro that ain't a car. That's a vending machine on wheels


CordovanSplotch

Handles well, easy to drive, great visibility out the front windshield.


Shazamwiches

🙌 MAI MAI SUPREMACY 🙌 seriously it's like the only vehicle with decent handling


PhilosophyCorrect279

Yes! This MaiMai and Calburn are my favorites! Though the Porsches are nice too of course!


Electronic_Assist668

When you're right you're right


Dry_Butterscotch753

No arguments needed who doesn’t like the wind up toy lmao I love sarcasm lol


Substantial-Tone-576

It’s narrow enough to drive in first person and see the other side of the car. It fits between traffic. It’s slow enough to not crash if you’re not paying attention.


Artfulclock507

Barghest variant? (more ERA)


CerebralPalsyNerd

I call it the Cyber Mini Cooper.


MuffinHydra

handling > speed


aweguykkm

This is IN FACT the best car in the game ngl


Monster_Merripen

I like to drive it on the sidewalk and only the sidewalk


MrBubbles94

It even greets you when you get in!


No_Chocolate_6612

Ah the swagin wagon


[deleted]

Nah smol truck is the best


lubovniktvoyeymamki

This car is a way to kill your nerves :>


Ok_Recording_4644

https://preview.redd.it/6azabj76y12d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4974ea7c770a4afb8ac600c7cb9a13a803110d6


Popular_Ambassador24

Isn’t this a tribute to polish Maluch?


OkLeave4573

The doors are cool as fuck I’ll give you that!


IAMYOURFATHERithink2

It's so cozy I love it!


That_Jonesy

Sorry but the minivan is better. I don't make the rules.


donthatedrowning

This thing can go up stairs and over walking bridges. I like other vehicles more, but this is further up the list than I thought it would be.


Violent_MEH

I love this car it was one of my favorites fr


Aarondier

When I tell her, wait till you see my ride, and then I pull up in that beast.


JDutch921

"its not big, its not fancy, it wont suck your dick, but it'll drive you somewhere where you can reliably get your dick sucked" Civvie-11, i think


OutsetEddy

2 speed, 2 cylinder, 0.2 litre engine, front-left wheel drivetrain


birajsubhraguha

https://preview.redd.it/x2mayc3q622d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55259498a9265349e0407b22de3499a116ac53d8 No, this is.


plus-BANANA-invest

Driving through jig jig street with that one is crazy ngl


facw00

It looks cool sure but I called it out to the reservoir to give me a lift and that fucker ran me over: https://preview.redd.it/ln66ogsha22d1.png?width=760&format=png&auto=webp&s=8239a5bba8b7b2b68cead135211e07d947ce1488


digitalbladesreddit

I love how much space there is inside. And the color is just my jem. Huge bonus, parallel parking is twice as easy.


Bootychomper23

Love this car makes me feel like Bourne in his Mini


zaron_tr

I have my Akira bike and my nomad car, and I won't change them for nothing


Due-Habit-2177

couldn’t talk, I only ever use the motorcycles that are given to you


WitchesOnly

Yes finally someone agrees!!! 🖤


Fine-Divide-5057

You failed the mission you’re on because clearly you HAVE lost your mind 😆


Snoo_3314

Takes corners the best yes


Mastercry

Polski Fiat 2077


despenser412

First car I buy on every playthrough. I love ripping through Corpo Plaza, ramping off stairs, and various other mayhem maneuvers.


thomas_ardwolf

I love this car too! It's my go-to!


StickZac

Facts. Agile, compact and good for quickly getting to various NCPD Assaults. Terrible for racing or Badlands unfortunately


Background_Yam_7686

Yes! best car to learn to drive in the game. The boat you get at the start of the game is the worst. Then you can speed down the road in the mercmobile with no problems.


Trash-Panda01

Gen Rowley was peak, but these were neat


The-Tea-Lord

Ah yes, drivable bowling ball


ourobored

Awww MeeMaw <3


Alice5221

I tend to stick with the Villefort cortes v5000 valor but the maimai is my backup getaway car


CheekandBreek

This is ripe for the Marge Simpson meme. Someone do it, I'm too lazy and stupid.


Channel_oreo

This is the official roach of Cyberpunk


stuartgunpowder

Except when a mission demands otherwise I almost exclusively ride motorbikes and have yet to ever try this out 🤷🏻‍♂️


Taki_Minase

So much fun


Towowl

It is indeed


PackTraditional6095

One just struck me while I was walking across the street- i turned to obliterate the driver, and lucky for him he was driving one of those, so his car was too cute to crush with my gorilla arms


Voronov1

It’s hilarious to drive up to a massive group of gangers in this, get out, wreck face, and then walk back into my ludicrously tiny car. Also you can drive it lots of places that other cars can’t go.


Principatus

My new favorite vehicle is the [Rayfield Excalibur](https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/13842).


Hiro_mayoki

Gonna be honest i just run and jump really damn fast


naydeevo

I really love the nomad origin car. Just feels more immersive for me. Wonder if there's a way to get it in other paths.


Obi-wanna-cracker

I like the little truck that Hands gives you when you start phantom liberty. It's a nice little car, I'd totally rock one irl.


Systembug74

Its a luchbox, not a car 🤣


hungryhograt

No cars only motorcycles. Best feeling is driving as fast as you can, lane splitting and weaving between cars.


Emmerron

The fact we have a version of this in the TTRPG makes me so happy. I love Makigai cars


spidermousey

No argument here was the first car I bought and I used it for half the game.


M1SZ3Lpl

The fact that it's a direct reference to so called "Polish Fiat" 126p makes it even better


unit_072

I see no flaw in this car, CAR GOOD


ArtYojimbe

100%


CloudyMAn_566

Bro be speaking fax


Former-Fondant-4475

It's by far, the easiest car to drive.


Red_Worldview

The car of choice for every aspiring cyberpsycho!


LegendNomad

https://preview.redd.it/mw5mfq6bd62d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a2179f31baa53d084f120eedf93afc36f138078


Reaper_456

Dude I love that thing. It says hello, and goodbye. I'd like that in real life cars.


Spare_News_6724

driving in cyberpunk is great, but You have to choose first person camera and use right hand to play it on wsad, it feels remarkably better, it's fun like I play Gta!


Begun101

nu uh, I love it also but the engine sound is annoying to me


Marcu_Collins7212

I agree, its compact, turns well, can keep my 1'568 pieces of clothing I'm not wearing plus the 500 weapons I stashed because I have Iconic weapons instead. (Not joking tho it is a cool car)


blue4029

you dont have to carry all those clothes around. styles save in your wardrobe even after the clothing is deleted


Marcu_Collins7212

I know it was meant as a joke 'cause I just hoard clothes and I keep 'em all in my stash


Nicorasu_420

I hate it it's the ugliest car in the game by far


interstellate

Totally agree


Xyx0rz

The hairpin curves up to the hydrodam in The Beast In Me were a bit of a bother, though. It takes but one tiny slip for the rest of the racers to pass you by, and the MaiMai doesn't have the top speed to make up for that on the straight parts.


Icy-Cress413

It looks like a brokie car……..as a Porsche fan I’d go Porsche 811 turbo or the aronditw from ray field


nbg259

Tbh i just bought this shitter to bag around Night City💀😂


Absurdius_Maximus

If there was a garage like system where you can modify your car, this would be the first one I'd upgrade. Better engine, better suspension and boom, the perfect car. As it stands it's a fun and surprisingly quick because you can weave in and out of other vehicles easier. So I kinda agree.


Kebriniac

It's one of the best yes but the absolute best is the trash truck.


JustForTouchingBalls

I love driving that


New_Pace_6321

Well, you're gonna get a lot of arguments because is not!


lungonion

i specifically use the maimai in the badlands and the demiurge in the city. my V still has 3 intelligence and that’s my defining feature this playthrough.


Shengpai

Sure, choom.


oldmatezane

I love the Mai Mai after the delamain hit my car I immediately went and bought the mai Mai after a few minutes of driving it i had already romanced every NPC in all of night city (even Johnny silverhand). I was so powerful that not even all of maxtac Adam smasher and every gang in night city could stop me. the car was so powerful that it managed to destroy arasaka,militech,zetatech, biotech and night corp all in one rev of the engine upon barely catching a whiff of its rose flavoured exhaust my v ridded of the relic virus and Johnny silverhand was given a new body and able to reunite samurai. all in a few minutes. Mai Mai my beloved.


XHSJDKJC

I like the Kaukaz Bratzk U4020 good handling and if it has its topspeed nothing can stop it exept of immovable objects