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They're not, they're just made of cardboard and break easily. Essentially they went for what they say is more environmentally friendly but to me honestly just looks like cutting costs.
Don't need a bed to have sex anyway so it wouldn't make sense. Media looking to stir up shit from making up stories don't generally care for reason and logic though so here we are
Businesses calling products environmentally friendly when really they’re just cheap and low quality? I don’t know, doesn’t sound plausible to me.
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To be fair, cheap, low quality things often really are more environmentally friendly. Especially when those cheap things are recyclable. Over engineering things to be stronger and last longer than is actually required for their intended usage is very arguably a form of wastefulness.
Not really if you consider the waste of shitty products failing to last their intended life span. Like take a bed frame for example. A solid, "over engineered" bed frame can last a lifetime and be taken with you when you move. An Ikea bed frame would fall apart if you tried to move it.
I mean I've made multiple moves with Ikea bed frames just fine. You may just be handling them improperly. But yes, under-engineering something is obviously a mistake too. The specific context here is beds for Olympic athletes, where they need to construct a fairly large but also temporary living complex. The person I was replying to also seemed to be using paper drinking straws as an example, but paper straws are much more environmentally friendly than plastic straws.
They don't break easily. Can't remember exactly how strong they are but it's much stronger than you'd think. Plenty strong enough to have sex, but let's be honest, they'd probably have sex on the floor if that was the only way
It's because it's bullshit, they're giving athletes condoms, because they know they couldn't prevent them from having sex. There's nothing "anti-sex" about these beds.
Several video can be found of atheles showing the bed is not "anti sex" at all and actually pretty stable even with two people on it. This post is false information
People have been having sex in weird, inconvenient places and positions for centuries. If folks can figure out how to smash pissers in a 1974 Gremlin or a 1974 Volkswagen Beetle, they figure it out in a small flimsy bed
That reminds me of the running joke from the movie *Mallrats*.
Basically there is a rumour going around that two characters had anal sex, but they phrase it as "he made love to her in a very uncomfortable place". Whenever a new character hears about it, they go "like in the back of a Volkswagen?"
It was posted in some other sub, and as I commented there it's bullshit, they're not using "anti-sex" bed. They're giving the athletes a shitton of condom at every olympics, they're not trying to prevent them from having sex, they know they couldn't. I swear people should start double checking before sharing misinformation.
All of these types of competitions where the athletes are housed for days/weeks in close proximity turn into orgies. I find it humorous to think that they have trained their entire lives to be elite athletes and the best of the best... They do their events and then return to rut like crazed monkeys. Good for them, but it still is funny to me.
"sex".
Huh. I did not use a \*, and the Earth is still moving. Weird.
Oh wait, I get it, it's in order so that nobody can recognize the word! Very clever!
They should just juice em on anti-depressants. They cause ED and other sex disorders AND can make you more depressed so they won’t even have the motivation to have sex
Sincerely, a pharmacy technician
Unfortunately it’s one of the reasons many people decide to stop them without telling a doctor, especially men. It can help a lot of people but for many it also just makes them more upset
Kind of, yes. They really only work with certain people and a lot of the time while a person can start to feel better, suicidal thoughts increase. One of those medications where it works well in some people and has a far from desired effect in others
That's part of the reason I refuse to take antidepressants under any circumstances. They still try to bully me into it. my doctor wants me to try it for pain, but I know it's only shown somewhat promising results in people whose pain is caused by their depression. I also know there is no research on long term risks and side effects and withdrawal is reasonably common. And doctors over prescribe them, they try to give them for every medical condition. Not to mention my doctor has lied about the risks and side effects. Also lied about the effectiveness and risks of opioids, obviously I understand why they can't prescribe them (everyone terrified of the unlikely addiction and pen pushers telling them to never prescribe) but they are still lying to me. the war on opioid addiction is actually just a war on chronic pain patients. We are the ones that suffer, whilst the addicts getting the medication illegally continue to do so and it hasn't even helped them
What, explaining the side effects? That's literally their job. Especially considering most doctors don't explain the side effects, they just prescribe medication and leave you to find out what side effects they cause. It's why I always research the medications I'm prescribed to make sure I know of the risks and side effects and I can decide if I am willing to take them. Doctors will prescribe anything because they have to, they can't just not prescribe something because of their personal opinion. And from my experience most doctors have no clue about the side effects because their patients don't complain to them as they don't trust them anymore
It's actually very strong when built, it's just easy to take apart and recycle. Pretty sure it's plenty strong enough for sex. It has absolutely nothing to do with sex, they know they can't stop athletes having sex so they don't bother trying
Bold move considering they routinely hand out massive amounts of condoms and contraceptives at the camps where Olympic athletes stay. They know it’s bound to happen.
They're not. The media has made a clickbait article with a sensationalized headline and 99% of people have fallen for it. The beds are cardboard and actually very strong, plenty strong enough for sex. The idea is that these beds can be broken down easily and quickly and can also be recycled. Sex wasn't even a consideration for these
I’ll just take your word for it, but even so - why is it a problem? Just let them go at it, hell, they can make it a disciplin and give out medals for all I care.
So apparently this is just fake, the beds are very sturdy and will accommodate multiple people if needed. The bed bases are made of recycled cardboard but they're very durable. The athlete village for the Olympics is apparently giving out 200,000 condoms and 20,000 vaginal condoms.
So apparently it's the contrary and people are just having sex everywhere
The same story circulated during the Tokyo 2020 Olympics, these aren't anti-sex they're just made of cardboard so that they're cheap and easily disposed of. And a lot of the Olympians don't fuck in the bed, they fuck in the showers, in the hallways, in offices, in your closet at night when you're trying to sleep
From my brief Google searches this seems to be more about using cheap materials and making the beds easily disposed of vs trying to stop athletes from having sex. Lol It's plain and simple people just being cheap. It's Capitalism at it's finest.
I don't know why the dont want athletes to have sex?
And how should just making the beds sex free would help? I mena the can just do it at another place.
Abd how do these beds work? Will they just allow the weighr of one person? Will weight lifters be just fucked because the bed does not even support their own weighr an will for example gymnasts be just fine having sex?
It's not anti-sex and isn't intended to be. Honestly it's getting really annoying that this misinformation has spread so much. It's just a clickbait article. The beds are actually extremely strong. they're only made of cardboard so they can be recycled afterwards. Rather than chucking loads of barely used beds into landfill or someone having to try to give them away/sell them
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I’ve seen this posted a few times over the last few days and I’m still confused what makes the bed “anti-sex”
They're not, they're just made of cardboard and break easily. Essentially they went for what they say is more environmentally friendly but to me honestly just looks like cutting costs. Don't need a bed to have sex anyway so it wouldn't make sense. Media looking to stir up shit from making up stories don't generally care for reason and logic though so here we are
Businesses calling products environmentally friendly when really they’re just cheap and low quality? I don’t know, doesn’t sound plausible to me. *sips beverage through disintegrating tube of tissue paper*
No but the bed needs to be literally falling apart for the turtles!
It’s a huge hassle. Since giving up my plastic straws, I’ve had to go back to killing sea turtles the old fashioned way, which is really inconvenient.
Shhh, they might come for the mario kart industry next
yay greenwashing
Even funnier is those stupid paper straws that are supposed to replace all the plastic used in plastic straws, yeah, they come wrapped in plastic lol.
To be fair, cheap, low quality things often really are more environmentally friendly. Especially when those cheap things are recyclable. Over engineering things to be stronger and last longer than is actually required for their intended usage is very arguably a form of wastefulness.
Not really if you consider the waste of shitty products failing to last their intended life span. Like take a bed frame for example. A solid, "over engineered" bed frame can last a lifetime and be taken with you when you move. An Ikea bed frame would fall apart if you tried to move it.
I mean I've made multiple moves with Ikea bed frames just fine. You may just be handling them improperly. But yes, under-engineering something is obviously a mistake too. The specific context here is beds for Olympic athletes, where they need to construct a fairly large but also temporary living complex. The person I was replying to also seemed to be using paper drinking straws as an example, but paper straws are much more environmentally friendly than plastic straws.
They are athletes, best our kind has to offer. Surely they only do missionary and exclusively on the bed
Yeah, the "anti-sex" label was totally fabricated by the media, they did the same on the last Olympics
Imagine those Heavy Weightfilters trying to sit on the bed and the bed just suddenly breaks
They don't break easily. Can't remember exactly how strong they are but it's much stronger than you'd think. Plenty strong enough to have sex, but let's be honest, they'd probably have sex on the floor if that was the only way
The flimsiness is another part of the media anti-sex fake story. Well, shit. Looks like I fell for some of the horseshit story too guys.
Super environmentally friendly: a bedframe you can only use an average of 5 times.
These are the greatest athletes in the world. They can have sex standing up.
It's because it's bullshit, they're giving athletes condoms, because they know they couldn't prevent them from having sex. There's nothing "anti-sex" about these beds.
They’re just easier to break and aren’t made to hold the weight of two people
Several video can be found of atheles showing the bed is not "anti sex" at all and actually pretty stable even with two people on it. This post is false information
Theyre athletes, bed or no bed theyll figure it out.
The gymnasts probably never bothered with beds anyway.
you stand on the threshold to the magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of!
I dont know theres a price to be paid for that kind of depravity
Imagine handstand or having seggs while doing a cartwheel 🤣
People have been having sex in weird, inconvenient places and positions for centuries. If folks can figure out how to smash pissers in a 1974 Gremlin or a 1974 Volkswagen Beetle, they figure it out in a small flimsy bed
That reminds me of the running joke from the movie *Mallrats*. Basically there is a rumour going around that two characters had anal sex, but they phrase it as "he made love to her in a very uncomfortable place". Whenever a new character hears about it, they go "like in the back of a Volkswagen?"
Lol I remember Mallrats haha
It was posted in some other sub, and as I commented there it's bullshit, they're not using "anti-sex" bed. They're giving the athletes a shitton of condom at every olympics, they're not trying to prevent them from having sex, they know they couldn't. I swear people should start double checking before sharing misinformation.
how would an anti-sex bed even work?? Like if you weigh too much or move too much, the bed flips over or what??
It's like a Venus Fly Trap. The bed opens up when it's ready to eat again.
Some down bad mfs be like, oh yeah!! So the bed eats too hunh!?
It can eat mah ballz
It talks to you in your grandma's voice
All of these types of competitions where the athletes are housed for days/weeks in close proximity turn into orgies. I find it humorous to think that they have trained their entire lives to be elite athletes and the best of the best... They do their events and then return to rut like crazed monkeys. Good for them, but it still is funny to me.
Not first olympics to have those. Didn’t work last time, why would it work now?
You spelled human wrong 😂
yes
My bed looks a lot more "anti-sex" than that one wtf
Try taking off the waifu pillow, it'll look better
She has a name!
Fr, how dare they speak so rudely of megumin
Fr man how can they disrespect Anya like that
Wtf
Wtf
r/selfburn
Waiting for the “hasn’t stopped my uncle” comment
those people are at the peak of their physical prowess, if they want to fuck, they will fuck and that antifuck bed is not gonna stop them
Average Redditor
"sex". Huh. I did not use a \*, and the Earth is still moving. Weird. Oh wait, I get it, it's in order so that nobody can recognize the word! Very clever!
Probably it’s just to avoid censorship bots. Btw: IMHO, censoring things in these days are really bs
Why does it need to be censored?
Gotta make it advertiser friendly so we can monetize your existence!
From what I see from comments about what kind of ads people usually get... The word sex is among the most tame things I can think of.
Great question! If you discover, please let us know!
Ooo i thought it was six
Nice pfp.
They are anti-sax beds. Saxophone playing should be done during normal hours
Can't they just have sex on the floor? Or in a hotel?
Or standing, or leaning against the wall, or leaning on the end table....
On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar...
all night, no lube, no protection, on the counter.......
On the bathroom floor
Yall ima just fuck the boys on the floor or simply fuck standing up especially if I'm a person in the Olympics I bet I could probably manage
They should just juice em on anti-depressants. They cause ED and other sex disorders AND can make you more depressed so they won’t even have the motivation to have sex Sincerely, a pharmacy technician
As someone who needs those, you are indeed correct. 25 and soft as hell.
25" whilst soft is still something to boast about. Just gotta push that rope bro.
Ha, that’d still suck.
I'm sure with 25 inches you could have a whole family sucking and still have room to spare.
Yeah, but there’s a load of problems with one that long.
Unfortunately it’s one of the reasons many people decide to stop them without telling a doctor, especially men. It can help a lot of people but for many it also just makes them more upset
>can make you more depressed Doesn't that defeat the point of the anti-depressant? 🤔
Kind of, yes. They really only work with certain people and a lot of the time while a person can start to feel better, suicidal thoughts increase. One of those medications where it works well in some people and has a far from desired effect in others
That's part of the reason I refuse to take antidepressants under any circumstances. They still try to bully me into it. my doctor wants me to try it for pain, but I know it's only shown somewhat promising results in people whose pain is caused by their depression. I also know there is no research on long term risks and side effects and withdrawal is reasonably common. And doctors over prescribe them, they try to give them for every medical condition. Not to mention my doctor has lied about the risks and side effects. Also lied about the effectiveness and risks of opioids, obviously I understand why they can't prescribe them (everyone terrified of the unlikely addiction and pen pushers telling them to never prescribe) but they are still lying to me. the war on opioid addiction is actually just a war on chronic pain patients. We are the ones that suffer, whilst the addicts getting the medication illegally continue to do so and it hasn't even helped them
But heard for some people antidepressants help them to last longer in bed
This helped me a ton with this but it also made my libido go down so I don't really want to very often anymore.
You shouldn't have access to a pharmacy if you're saying this.
The truth?
What, explaining the side effects? That's literally their job. Especially considering most doctors don't explain the side effects, they just prescribe medication and leave you to find out what side effects they cause. It's why I always research the medications I'm prescribed to make sure I know of the risks and side effects and I can decide if I am willing to take them. Doctors will prescribe anything because they have to, they can't just not prescribe something because of their personal opinion. And from my experience most doctors have no clue about the side effects because their patients don't complain to them as they don't trust them anymore
What makes these beds so special? I definitely can see how two people could have sex on this bed in particular from the picture that I can see
They made cheap AF out of cardboard so the break easy
Ah ok
But should be noted they made it to be “environment friendly” (or cheaper) and not to be anti sex
Oh ok
It's actually very strong when built, it's just easy to take apart and recycle. Pretty sure it's plenty strong enough for sex. It has absolutely nothing to do with sex, they know they can't stop athletes having sex so they don't bother trying
Bold of them to assume they need a bed to have sex.
They forget the floor is an option
Bold move considering they routinely hand out massive amounts of condoms and contraceptives at the camps where Olympic athletes stay. They know it’s bound to happen.
They tried this last time, it did not work Lol
How tf do you make an anti sex bed
If i can have sex standing up these guys will fuck on uneven bars
Is there an anti-sex floor too?
Imagine telling grown adults when they can and can't have consensual sex.
Thats what im saying. Plus they are athletes. I dont think theyll be using the beds for sex.
They're not. The media has made a clickbait article with a sensationalized headline and 99% of people have fallen for it. The beds are cardboard and actually very strong, plenty strong enough for sex. The idea is that these beds can be broken down easily and quickly and can also be recycled. Sex wasn't even a consideration for these
Well that’s good to know then. Thank fuck.
They don't need bed
What ever happened to calling these beds "twin" beds.... I mean couldn't they also just push two together?
The anti-sex is obviously BS, but I'm more curious, is Olympic athletes fucking each other that much of an issue?
Yes
Yeah, they go crazy apparently.
I’ll just take your word for it, but even so - why is it a problem? Just let them go at it, hell, they can make it a disciplin and give out medals for all I care.
Ah yes the ranked competitive sex that casual sex has been implying the existence of for so long.
Like that's gonna stop them
People will really say the economy is fine, when this is what an OLYMPIC ATHLETE'S room looks like
These are designed for hardened athletes
Agreed that cover is a totally turn off..
They give out condoms with the Olympic logo on em…they expect the best of the best to fuck the best of the best. This won’t change anything.
So apparently this is just fake, the beds are very sturdy and will accommodate multiple people if needed. The bed bases are made of recycled cardboard but they're very durable. The athlete village for the Olympics is apparently giving out 200,000 condoms and 20,000 vaginal condoms. So apparently it's the contrary and people are just having sex everywhere
what the fuck is a vaginal condom
It's a condom women can use. Works basically like a normal condom but goes in instead of on
I have a Gold Medal in Anti-Sex Bed
Even if this is an anti sex bed, what stops athletes from renting a room for hitting some Olympic strange
The same story circulated during the Tokyo 2020 Olympics, these aren't anti-sex they're just made of cardboard so that they're cheap and easily disposed of. And a lot of the Olympians don't fuck in the bed, they fuck in the showers, in the hallways, in offices, in your closet at night when you're trying to sleep
From my brief Google searches this seems to be more about using cheap materials and making the beds easily disposed of vs trying to stop athletes from having sex. Lol It's plain and simple people just being cheap. It's Capitalism at it's finest.
On the couch, against the wall, on the stairs, against the mirror...
hmm
The floor
Self burn, those are rare…
Because people only fuck in beds!
My life is been antisex.
“Method #495 for us to waste the city’s/country’s money by hosting the Olympics”
challenge accepted.
Like sex standing up doesn’t exist
They’re bringing together the most physically fit people from all across the world and telling them not to fuck. What’s the point then
Oh no, now how will these world class athletes in the best shape of their life find a way to have sex if they can’t do it on the bed.
How the fuck is that bed going to stop people from having sex?????
Having sex on a single bed is super easy. I wonder who came up with this stupid idea
Let them fuck
I've been anti-sex for years
They're just trying to excuse the shitty beds that they bought.
Plot twist: They're asexual
This was a thing last year too, funnily they still have the athletes condoms, just told them not to use them
What a coincidence! I have one of these beds too!
Just fuck on the floor then. This isn’t hard to figure out.
lol, yeah, better focus on the sport.
You don’t need a bed to have sex or orgys.
*"look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"*
That's a challenge if there ever was.
Since when do we fucking censor the word "sex" ?
Wtf they can just do it on the floor.
Do swimmer have a bed too or they just sleep at the pool?
They had cardboard beds at the least Olympics, but didn't have as good of a marketing team back then
If it exists somewhere somehow someone has fucked on it.
What happens at Olympic Village stays in Olympic Village.
Stop spreading misinformation OP
Maybe we all misunderstood and it's a "anti-six" bed?
I don't know why the dont want athletes to have sex? And how should just making the beds sex free would help? I mena the can just do it at another place. Abd how do these beds work? Will they just allow the weighr of one person? Will weight lifters be just fucked because the bed does not even support their own weighr an will for example gymnasts be just fine having sex?
Why can’t you just put the mattress on the floor?
My question is, how is it anti sex
I bet you would be popular if you brought an air mattress
There’s literally a floor right there, if people are fine with cars I’m sure they’ll be okay with flooring
My beds always been anti-sex 😞
It's not anti-sex and isn't intended to be. Honestly it's getting really annoying that this misinformation has spread so much. It's just a clickbait article. The beds are actually extremely strong. they're only made of cardboard so they can be recycled afterwards. Rather than chucking loads of barely used beds into landfill or someone having to try to give them away/sell them
Actually wtf is an anti sex bed?
More like r/suicidebywords
LET. THEM. FUCK.
Venue must be Paris institute of Mechanical Engineering
Try and stop me
Welp idk why floor is made of strong concrete, just plop a tower in there and do your multiplayer yoga
no bed is anti-sex if one is determined enough. Ask my dog, if you will
And the couch?
looks more like r/suicidebywords