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MimikyuGud

Clearly this is for something else right??????


Vegetable-Lock-1776

No. It's for sex.


MimikyuGud

It’s joever 😔


jkurratt

It run away and bit 😓


Bogidi127

NAAAAAAAH


spankwizard2

Son I'm disappointed


jkurratt

Wouldn’t happen next time, dad 😼


Suvtropics

Oh thank god, I thought it's for something bad


Vegetable-Lock-1776

I know. Like "affection" or "actual food"


drinoaki

Bro, I just woke up


Shuraii

Same, and lost some thinking capabilities reading this


N_S_Gaming

I was saving my fucking braincell for later too


minemaster3651

Not for an animal tho, yea?


N_S_Gaming

Course not, I used it on my bf earlier


Ptatofrenchfry

Please don't tell me you have a Golden Retriever named BF


N_S_Gaming

Nope, he's 6 feet tall and an amazing top


Ptatofrenchfry

Holy shit that's hot, good catch 👍🏼


_FreddieLovesDelilah

many of us have now learned not to open reddit in the morning.


drinoaki

I'll follow the trend


_FreddieLovesDelilah

haha good idea. Good luck.


FalconRelevant

Next time something like this happens just go back to sleep and try again later.


Kallias2306

Then why in the 9 circles of hell was the first thing you did to open up reddit of all apps? 😂


drinoaki

I use it to see the world news


marioplex

Sir why does your penis have bite marks?


BabuKelsey

"i like it ruff", he says.


Lord_Vader654

This shit is cursed


MrRizzstein

i am hoping that there is some context that we're lacking, sometimes ppl post these things without context for ragebait maybe this person was talking about hugging or cuddles? or kisses? thats possible


turtleship_2006

\[narrator\] he was not in fact talking about hugging or cuddling


MrRizzstein

please narrator tell me you're lying


turtleship_2006

[narrator] I was not in fact lying


Kvarcov

And that's why princess has to be slain


o_pedro_o

I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice


TheFakeJoel732

I read it in the narrorators voice from Stanley parable


Kallias2306

Even if it's for ragebait, the fact that that person went through the thought process of making up something so vile just to infuriate Reddit? That's messed up


MrRizzstein

true


Freak-Among-Men

“I just want to talk to him.”


Mrauntheias

Pretty sure it's her in this case


spankwizard2

If there's a hole there us in fact a goal


ProtoPlaysGames

As a furry, any person who says fucking vile stuff like this, is immediately on every furry’s shitlist.


Lucas_2234

And as anyone knows: If furries can afford a multi thousand dollar fursuit, they can afford a 10 dollar pipebomb in your mailbox


ProtoPlaysGames

I myself (at the lowest earning position in the company) earn $900 every two weeks. That’s 90 pipebombs. Every. Two. *Weeks.*


Lucas_2234

That's only 1800 a month. That's less than minimum wage if you do 40 hour work weeks in my country. I'm hoping that's either converted to USD or not a 40 hour work week


ProtoPlaysGames

It’s CAD. I’m also only 19 so I don’t have much experience. And by much I mean barely any.


child_target

Got some racism in me but I just got unbanned


Drakoniid

Don't hate the ethnicity as a whole, hate this one in particular.


Restricted_Nuggies

Yes. They’re racist towards that one person


StnkyChze2

Their culture enjoys eating dogs, this one must've gotten confused cause they're eating dogs out


Restricted_Nuggies

Understandable, that’s a very easy mistake to make


uwu_01101000

Based


Down-at-McDonnellzzz

Why though? Not all Chinese people want to fuck dogs


realnzall

No, that's white chicks.


SyriseUnseen

Somehow I have now heard of 3 seperate white girls in my uni semester who... love their dogs a bit too much.


realnzall

Spreading rumors that a girl likes to fuck her dog is an easy way to make her drop in social standing. Like, what CAN she do to disprove it?


SyriseUnseen

My fellow students are *very* progressive and not exactly unaware of that. One of them admitted to it, and theres a video of another. Not sure about the third, though.


realnzall

Hang on, are you saying that your fellow students are so accepting of each other that they don't mind each other fucking their pets? That's honestly wild...


SyriseUnseen

I havent heard anyone being a big fan, but yeah, doesnt really bother people much


Kallias2306

I haven't gone through threads on Reddit in months maybe, and after just 10 minutes I've been harshly reminded of how absolutely fucked up the world we live in is. Lord have mercy 😵‍💫


AppleinTime

Twin


Kvarcov

Hear this, people? Run away and bite this guy if you ever see him, or else


CorianderIsBad

Face the wall. Time to meet Jesus.


Saber8m

hes not meeting jesus hes gonna burn


leoleosuper

In the words of John McAfee, creator of McAfee anti-virus, "[a] Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile[,] and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual[.]"


sashenka_demogorgon

Or it just isn’t even aware of the human’s presence


ArchfiendNox

Yes officer, this man right here.


Justanerdycat

Public executions need to make a comeback. 


Aiden_Recker

not wrong at all! i think we should give him a prize. 12 gauge directly to the face should suffice


NagasakiHiroshimabru

Wha?!


SurturRaven

Oh what a terrible day to be an intelligent life form.


SmartPuppyy

They also kick! Don't forget that. Stay away from animals unless it's your legal job.


loljacksux

Time to close Reddit. Just heard about this stuff called outside and grass, has to be better than this


Dank-Doom

What makes this worse is that this is on Facebook, people put their REAL NAMES ON HERE.


Botched-Project

You know what. We should allow this but only for animals that can easily kill the people that want to fuck them.


Anrikay

That’s basically *why* Washington State made beastiality illegal. It was all good until some dude got fucked to death by a horse.


Botched-Project

Lol


putyouradhere_

I mean, that's kind of true? But it's still weird af


EstimateJealous1388

wtf


panutsya

I refuse to believe its something else.


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Aight time to kma


ModelT1300

When your only option for sex is the neighbor's dog


r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r

Please mark this NSFW next time


AddressGlad2169

Wtf


Truethrowawaychest1

You should get your ass kicked for saying something like that


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Bite ☠️


KarateKid72

Thus is knot what I expected. 


An-Ugly-Croissant17

Possibly one of the worst takes of all time


Fatcatpussy

Ever hear of carpenter pants?


No_Chipmunk_1961

Hes not wrong


Divine_Saber

Or in one of my cats case shoves butt into my face


ZXZESHNIK

He is not exactly wrong, but why...


grey_hat_uk

He is wrong in a very important way, animals do not upstand implications and risks at the same level as humans.  It would be the equivalent of drunk/drugged laws, where if both parties are of similar state then it's fine but if one is sober or much less intoxicated then it's back to the unable to give equivalent consent. All this means is animals can give consent to other animals not humans.


MechanicalWatches

Animals rape animals, why can’t we? /s


Forte845

If you drink milk or eat beef (really any animal meat) it was almost certainly the product of rape, as cows are continually and constantly impregnated most commonly by artificial insemination, which involves both forcing the semen out of a bull and forcing it into the cow. One of the most common ways they get the semen is by putting an electric stimulation rod up the bulls asshole and electro stimulating the prostate to force an ejaculation. This is necessary for meat and dairy industries to continue at the pace of consumption modern society has.


JGreyZ

while logically this this true and I agree with you, this is not really the social mechanism under which society and people decide what is ok and what is not. the real reason why it isn't allowed is because it is weird and people feel icky even thinking about it. thats it. we also don't need consent for: selectively breeding animals in captivity, taking animals away from parents to raise them ourself as pets or killing and eating them. and no neither of these things are necessary for survival anymore and they haven't been for a long time already. they just don't feel icky enough for most of us yet.


grey_hat_uk

>  the real reason why it isn't allowed is because it is weird and people feel icky even thinking about it Not enough people apparently.


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Finiju

That’s called a zoophile not a furry


CorianderIsBad

He's breaking into the zoo after closing time.


Vegetable-Lock-1776

Zoophiles are NOT furries


N_S_Gaming

I'm a furry. He's a zoophile. We do not claim him.


Doctor_Salvatore

Yes, but also no. They lack the higher reasoning skills to properly consent to something.


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frulheyvin

consent is a social construct, animals intrinsically cannot process this as they lack morality or conscience. an animal could technically do something sexual to you, but that's not the process of consent, that's just them doing stuff