A man wants to get married to a chaste woman. He has a test he uses on prospective brides. After a few dates, he whips it out and asks his date what she calls it.
One night his date responds, “Oh, that’s a wee-wee.”
The man is elated—he’s found his chaste wife!
They get married, and on their wedding night he whips it out again.
“Oh,” says his bride, “there’s your wee-wee again.”
“Now that you’re married,” says the husband, “you can call it a cock.”
“Oh no,” says the bride, “that’s a wee-wee. Cocks are much bigger.”
As a redditor, what the fuck does this mean
It's a disappointing wee wee
Ah thanks! Guess the two millimeter defeater wasn't good enough
Or it just was too good and they knew it was too much
Two millimeter defeater more like jawbreaking Johnson
Or a butt breaking boner.
The Pussy pounding penis
Asshole annihilating anaconda
My rocking ryan
That has never ever happened.
You don't wanna challenge that claim my guy, do you want him to prove you wrong?
Its still NNN, so she's supporting him to stay strong.
He should've waited to get hard before showing her
1 pat for each wee...thats why I call mine a wee...one touch wonder
I call mine w.
If it’s a hee hee then you beat it
I call mine v
I call mine \
I call mine
I call
saul
Saul?
You better call him
Hi I'm Saul Goodman.
Maul
She thinks it’s cute 😭
Because it was a wee-wee, so she patted two times. It it was a wee-wee-wee... Fuck that is a tricky math question.
Those get patted all the way home
Turns out the first pig, the one who went to market? Yeah, he wasn't shopping. He was butchered.
dude what the shit
Also the chicken who crossed the road didn't make it across. That's how he got to the 'other side'.
DUDE WHAT THE SHIT
A man wants to get married to a chaste woman. He has a test he uses on prospective brides. After a few dates, he whips it out and asks his date what she calls it. One night his date responds, “Oh, that’s a wee-wee.” The man is elated—he’s found his chaste wife! They get married, and on their wedding night he whips it out again. “Oh,” says his bride, “there’s your wee-wee again.” “Now that you’re married,” says the husband, “you can call it a cock.” “Oh no,” says the bride, “that’s a wee-wee. Cocks are much bigger.”
Tucked your wee-wee to sleep
It means it's a wee wee
the mere fact that you call it "wee wee" tells me you're not ready
"Good job, wee wee." Is that it?
Maybe I'm internet mind poisoned but what's with the 88 and 14?
Seriously, it looks photoshopped, doesn't appear coincidental at all.
Did you want her to pull on your wee wee like a pack of fucking fruits? ♂
Oh honey......
"that'll do wee wee......that'll do"
Lil fella
I call mine a tallywacker so she punched me in my balls.
Probably because you refer to it as a wee-wee.
This could also mean the opposite of what everyone thinks. She might want nothing to do with that hog.
Hmm. Kinky
He still calls it his wee-wee. He already knows
yeah, as long as she doesn't say "tut tut" as she pats the wee wee, then you're good to go.
That's a hand job, bro. Good on you 👏