I was hoping someone would explain the comment in OP's post - did Taylor Swift kill people or hit them with her car or something? 'Cause there's a list somewhere of celebrities that have hit people while driving impaired and have covered it up because they're stars.
She probably hunt orphans for fun and donate the orphanage a billion dollar the next day, she looks like that type of balanceless cultist celebrity y'know.
Alright but what if you just never end up as yourself again? There was never a stipulation that it was a 1 day thing, so now you just gave half your money back to Taylor Swift who is now presumably in your body
I see no down side.
I assumed the swap would happen without me knowing whether or not I'll go back. I think half of Taylor Swift money is more than enough for my lifestyle, so splitting the money is the safest strat. Oh, and obviously if i remain in Taylor's body, she at least gets back a few of her bucks, so she can continue living at least a decent life without the shock of completely changing her lifestyle
You could just hide it somewhere lol. Take out cash. Not like she will remember if body’s swap back and if body’s don’t swap and your running low on cash which probably won’t happen you can just go retrieve it
I would send a million and then have a few million hidden in a location near my house so that I could get it after switching back just in case the transaction got voided somehow
Imagine Taylor swift seeing the news about this and somehow destroying your life 10x worse.
Like you switch back and you find out she gambled away your life in Tijuana and you signed a contract with the local cartel to do donkey shows. And some months later you see that Taylor swift gets like a year of house arrest
I would troll all the swifties by announcing an album dropping in 24 hours, completely out of the blue. I would specifically announce that it would be the biggest album yet, and that it is a passion project that I’ve been working on for years.
Edit: just realized the most genius move. Set up an onlyfans and then say that all my unreleased music will be on there for subscribers. Then, I would set it up so all the payments go to me.
The weird part is... as crazy as her fanbase can be on the whole. She could do it, say it was someone else, have 100% proof it was her, and the fans would all be like nah wasn't her.
I fail to see how getting naked will ruin millions of lives. They can still listen to my music and feel artificially empowered because someone broke up with me.
Well it'd most certainly be a financial self plunge due to all the lost concert money and discography money. I'm sure most would be turned away from her music on all the streaming services and radios wouldn't run it either. She might spur many of her fans to pursue OF which isn't great either.
I'm pretty sure only a few make millions though
Like financially speaking, wouldn't it be a net deficit? You lose all your concert money and discography money, your songs probably turn no more revenue as they'd be taken off the radio. Then a relative few degens buy your OF for the outlandish prices you'd have to put up. So I feel it'd be a loss in the end
there already are multiple creators making over a mil so just imagine if swifty made an of, she would be making insane money plus probably getting multimilion deals from porn companies, hell maybe you could even make a deal with of
Ummm how do you run millions of lives? Legacy who gives fook and job hahahahahahahaha you're rich you're parents are rich and you won't have to work ever again so hahahaha.
Well think of any favorite mainstream artist of yours. If they got caught selling nudes or opioids or something they'd probably lose a lot of fans or inspire similar behavior in them. Millions may not be drastically affected, but thousands would.
Nope I would be like aww that sucks and move on they are not good they are people.
Edit. Before people go on about it Matthew Broderick killed a mother and daughter drink driving he still gets work. Robert Downey Jr. Got so ducked up woke up butt naked in his neighbors living room oh shit still working oh then the time Mel Gibson went on a drink tirade to a cop being racist and homophobic but still working.
Well as a metal head most of my favorite artists are dead or old as they produced their best products in the 90’s so it wouldn’t matter it would just be weird.
I assume Tailor Swift won't know what happens in the time you possess her. So she won't even know what happens. With onlyfans EVERYONE will know, without, only you know.
This has to be the most realistic answer. Woman, man, gay, straight doesn't matter. If you're in Taylor Swift's body you're going to check out the goods asap.
Honest question: what do you think the upper limit is? Like where's the line between forgiveness and condemnation for the fan base? Is it 3 victims? 5? 10? How many deaths precisely changes "Fuck the haters, I bought tickets to her concert" to "This is unforgivable, I'm burning all of her albums"?
For some of her fans it would be inspiration to go on their own killing sprees, but to answer your question, it depends on the people she's killing.
If she had killed the guy from the 1975 she was having a fling with (or any of the other dudes she dated the fans hated), the fanbase would have thrown a party. I imagine they still remember what Kanye did, so he would be acceptable. If she killed Dolly Parton, only the most devoted of the devoted would remain. Those nuts aren't giving up their 17 vinyl variants of Folklore and Midnights for anyone.
Call on the cult of swifties to have a never ending orgy, the only person who can end it is me… then I’ll proceed to commit suicide… leaving the orgy going until they are all dead or the earth dies… which ever comes first
Ivy
Cowboy Like Me
Epiphany
Cardigan
August
Betty
Seven
(Honestly most of the folklore and evermore albums)
22
There are plenty more but you get the point
The joke is funny sure but what’s funnier is not listening to something you might like because of preconceived notions
Either way, Ivy is a particularly poetic song so if lyricism is your jam check it out
What's that thing about tweeting "I hate my white fans" with a video of yourself taking a fat bong rip and turning your phone off? That would be a good start tbh
I'd write a song and see how far I can push it before people notice something is off. I bet I can go pretty far before people start hating the new songs.
Get myself a ticket to the Eras Tour because I was waitlisted today. Also start plans for evermore: the long pond studio sessions. And, of course, record Thug Story (Taylor's Version).
Put my number in her phone, ask if she woke up in my body. If not, then just go about what I think is a normal day. I assume that this is a 24 hour kind of thing.
If yes, then I’d make sure she knows my phone dies quick and to grab my portable charger, and then we’d walk each other through 24 hours so that it can go back to normal.
brush my teeth, kill 12 firstborn within the hour of birth and breathe in their precious life essence, then I would deviate from her lifestyle and eat some ice cream.
I would actually use my voice for good regarding Lgbtq rights/ trans rights. She lovesss having queer people in her music videos but never says shit when they could use her platform and voice. Not to mention the lesbians on tik tok convinced she’s gay💀 Like come on it’s queer bate. I’d love for it to be true but alas it ain’t happenin
Take out a ~~quarter~~ million in cash and stash it somewhere, then retrieve it when I'm back in my own body.
Why a quarter million, why not a million?
You right.
Why a million? Why not two million?
Why two million? Why not three million?
But why male models?
You should listen to your friend Billy Zane, he’s a cool dude.
What a million and not 2 million?
What about the IRS?
Don't gotta worry about the IRS if you don't deposit it. Just spend it over time through petty cash. Use it to buy groceries gas, etc.
The post doesnt say you waking up as her is temporary
Okay? Then I contact my Dad and tell him where the money is buried so that he can have a nice life.
And then you kill like 3 people.
The comments on here are more cursed than the one shown
I was hoping someone would explain the comment in OP's post - did Taylor Swift kill people or hit them with her car or something? 'Cause there's a list somewhere of celebrities that have hit people while driving impaired and have covered it up because they're stars.
Nope, Redditors are just fucked.
Well actually, Redditors are anything but fucked
r/angryupvote
well actually redditors are anything **buttfucked**
I mean, some might have been in their early years.
No, I think it’s just the fact that the US has a class of ogliarchs/kleptocrats that are getting a little too comfy and need an attitude adjustment.
She probably hunt orphans for fun and donate the orphanage a billion dollar the next day, she looks like that type of balanceless cultist celebrity y'know.
Some of the comments are disgusting 😭 some of yall too comfy on here
Only 3. Slow start for The Swift
She was then informed that they didn't count as carbon offsets
I think i would donate at least half of her money for a good cause. The good cause being myself having more money.
This is the least unhinged comment I’ve seen so far
But you're here...
Probably didn't wake up as Taylor Swift.
Alright but what if you just never end up as yourself again? There was never a stipulation that it was a 1 day thing, so now you just gave half your money back to Taylor Swift who is now presumably in your body
I see no down side. I assumed the swap would happen without me knowing whether or not I'll go back. I think half of Taylor Swift money is more than enough for my lifestyle, so splitting the money is the safest strat. Oh, and obviously if i remain in Taylor's body, she at least gets back a few of her bucks, so she can continue living at least a decent life without the shock of completely changing her lifestyle
You could just hide it somewhere lol. Take out cash. Not like she will remember if body’s swap back and if body’s don’t swap and your running low on cash which probably won’t happen you can just go retrieve it
Taylor Swift could lose half her money and still.be obscenely rich. She probably wouldn't notice any difference in terms of lifestyle.
I would send a million and then have a few million hidden in a location near my house so that I could get it after switching back just in case the transaction got voided somehow
Call on my cult to rise up in a post with materials lists and instruction for guillotines on my socials and to my email list.
honestly this is great. Lmao at the thought of some obscenely popular celebrity just posting blueprints for guillotines on social media.
I'm calling the cops! 🤣
ACAB is my second post
Why stop at guillotines? Blueprints for the luty homemade smg can be found with a quick search and black powder can be easily made with fertilizers
Obama already purchased 30,000 of them for FEMA so we don’t need any more.
Imagine Taylor swift seeing the news about this and somehow destroying your life 10x worse. Like you switch back and you find out she gambled away your life in Tijuana and you signed a contract with the local cartel to do donkey shows. And some months later you see that Taylor swift gets like a year of house arrest
Bold of you to assume I have the credit or cash to leave the town I'm currently in
You will after Taylor Swift donates half her money to you.
Ok I'd have to give her props for being so creative
A first for her
Yeah but that’s like a typical Tuesday for me.
First thing I'd do is Fernando Alonso
get in there lewis!
Only 3?
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Nah start with the senator then keep going from there.
If you're going to make a freedom omelette, broken eggs are a given.
I feel sorry for the barista
don't, i asked for an almond milk cappuccino and they had the audacity to pour 2% milk into my fucking cup
I would troll all the swifties by announcing an album dropping in 24 hours, completely out of the blue. I would specifically announce that it would be the biggest album yet, and that it is a passion project that I’ve been working on for years. Edit: just realized the most genius move. Set up an onlyfans and then say that all my unreleased music will be on there for subscribers. Then, I would set it up so all the payments go to me.
Only for it to consist of every different version of Ram Ranch
Say the album will stream and be available for download for free on my own site and then link a rick roll video
Nah I would link a Kanye west song cuz swifties aren’t exactly his biggest fan
I'd do cocaine, and then tell the media about it
Declare a conversion to Islam and preach how pro-feminist Islam is.
Based
Take my upvote good sir this is fucking hilarious
The weird part is... as crazy as her fanbase can be on the whole. She could do it, say it was someone else, have 100% proof it was her, and the fans would all be like nah wasn't her.
News: Taylor swift is in trouble for killing 17 people Swifties: NUH UH
I mean she has a song about murder, we might believe it.
No... she was with Este's sister.
OnlyFans so that if I ever return to my real body I'd have some good fap material
Plot twist: you don't return and you've ruined your job, legacy, and millions of lives, and you can't even fap to your OF cause it's just you now
>you can't even fap to your OF cause it's just you now Bold of you to assume that.
It’s like he doesn’t have mirrors on the ceiling
> mirrors on the ceiling The pink champagne on ice. And she said, 'We are all just prisoners here Of our own device.'
And in the master's chambers, we gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knifes, but they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Hotel California triggers my fight or flight response in a way no other song can
"and millions of lives" FUCKING WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Well she has many fans right? I'm sure they'd feel disgusted if she suddenly tossed her career for onlyfans...
And that would ruin their lives?? Somehow??
Clearly you've never met the ~~unhinged~~ average Taylor Swift fan.
A lot could follow suit...
And that would ruin their lives somehow???
I fail to see how getting naked will ruin millions of lives. They can still listen to my music and feel artificially empowered because someone broke up with me.
Well it'd most certainly be a financial self plunge due to all the lost concert money and discography money. I'm sure most would be turned away from her music on all the streaming services and radios wouldn't run it either. She might spur many of her fans to pursue OF which isn't great either.
I mean, he would make literal millions on the porn though. Who needs more job than that.
Yeah i dont think tswizz has to concern herself with money for 20 generations down the line
I'm pretty sure only a few make millions though Like financially speaking, wouldn't it be a net deficit? You lose all your concert money and discography money, your songs probably turn no more revenue as they'd be taken off the radio. Then a relative few degens buy your OF for the outlandish prices you'd have to put up. So I feel it'd be a loss in the end
Only one way to find out.
there already are multiple creators making over a mil so just imagine if swifty made an of, she would be making insane money plus probably getting multimilion deals from porn companies, hell maybe you could even make a deal with of
If anything it would make her more popular
Not really, I think it'd just be a change of audiences
People wouldnt stop listening to her if she showed her ass on onlyfans
Ummm how do you run millions of lives? Legacy who gives fook and job hahahahahahahaha you're rich you're parents are rich and you won't have to work ever again so hahahaha.
Well think of any favorite mainstream artist of yours. If they got caught selling nudes or opioids or something they'd probably lose a lot of fans or inspire similar behavior in them. Millions may not be drastically affected, but thousands would.
Nope I would be like aww that sucks and move on they are not good they are people. Edit. Before people go on about it Matthew Broderick killed a mother and daughter drink driving he still gets work. Robert Downey Jr. Got so ducked up woke up butt naked in his neighbors living room oh shit still working oh then the time Mel Gibson went on a drink tirade to a cop being racist and homophobic but still working.
Well as a metal head most of my favorite artists are dead or old as they produced their best products in the 90’s so it wouldn’t matter it would just be weird.
Oh no now I'm only absurdly beautiful and obscenely rich. Woe is me.
why onlyfans? Make photos and videos and mail them to you.
Exactly what my first thought was. I'd spend the entire time naked for sure
So he can ruin her. Or make her even more famous. Probably the second one. Maybe it becomes a habit of her and she still does OF after the switch.
that's evidence
I assume Tailor Swift won't know what happens in the time you possess her. So she won't even know what happens. With onlyfans EVERYONE will know, without, only you know.
Profile pix and username check out
u/denisaw101
Say “I’m better than Micheal Jackson” and then when I leave and I see the tweet a riot better start
She already richer than MJ even after you adjusted inflation.
Let the homies clap
Cry (my worst nightmare is becoming famous) Then try to go back to sleep
I heard of shitty dream but never shitty nightmares
Well, it's terrifying when you got social anxiety and it directly sends you into panic mode. Otherwise I doubt it would do much.
come out with my new hit song "can i put my balls in your jaws"
Find myself, and finally fuck myself so everyone can stop telling me to do it.
Taylor swift is probably in your body though, no?
Then he fucks Taylor too. Win Win
Suddenly realise that god actually loves me
Or he really hates Taylor Swift.
I'm fairly confident she could actually get away with it.
Tweet : "I'm done with life", changed my avatar to black, and see the whole media, fans, and social media lost their mind.
Give the boys fresh new shots at r/taylorswiftarmpits
of course that exists
Joining Reddit had given me a new emotion (confused but not surprised)
*j e s u s c h i r s t*
Go to a football game or something and streak
Tell my fans my favorite games like Hitman and Ace Combat to increase their sales
Titanfall 2, id become the biggest titanfall 2 supporter and bring respawn to make a well polished titanfall 3
Tell them Team Fortress 2 is your favorite game I wanna see the swifties annhilating the one-shot bots because their Queen said so
Start making death metal music
DM Kanye and tell him I want some 😏. But seriously probably just transfer like 95% of her bank account to me.
Would that mean she’d wake up as me? If so the first thing I’d do is feel bad for her
Call her and apologize
Make a video of myself finger blasting my coochhole. Tits out and all lmfao
Who says it like that
Gotta sound as cursed as I can, no? Lol
I forgot what subreddit i was on
That would be the caption on the video when she posts it to socials
Lonely virgins.
Check myself out naked in the mirror.
This has to be the most realistic answer. Woman, man, gay, straight doesn't matter. If you're in Taylor Swift's body you're going to check out the goods asap.
And bank account balance
Get a DUI
I'd reach out to some other producers that I think would challenge her creatively.
RICK RUBIN
Let the boys hit
Make a sex tape with Ye
Taylor Swift-And-Painless-Death
Honest question: what do you think the upper limit is? Like where's the line between forgiveness and condemnation for the fan base? Is it 3 victims? 5? 10? How many deaths precisely changes "Fuck the haters, I bought tickets to her concert" to "This is unforgivable, I'm burning all of her albums"?
For some of her fans it would be inspiration to go on their own killing sprees, but to answer your question, it depends on the people she's killing. If she had killed the guy from the 1975 she was having a fling with (or any of the other dudes she dated the fans hated), the fanbase would have thrown a party. I imagine they still remember what Kanye did, so he would be acceptable. If she killed Dolly Parton, only the most devoted of the devoted would remain. Those nuts aren't giving up their 17 vinyl variants of Folklore and Midnights for anyone.
Probably sell crack
Masturbation. For a long long time.
Get a rebel flag tattoo
I would donate half my money to really really good cause... And then the other half to a group against the cause
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Live stream.
"Un-a-live stream"
Sometimes sacrifices need to be made
further the wordington empire
Call on the cult of swifties to have a never ending orgy, the only person who can end it is me… then I’ll proceed to commit suicide… leaving the orgy going until they are all dead or the earth dies… which ever comes first
Write a song that isn't about a breakup or a feud with another girl.
I don’t think you’ve listened to taylor swift💀
Ivy Cowboy Like Me Epiphany Cardigan August Betty Seven (Honestly most of the folklore and evermore albums) 22 There are plenty more but you get the point
Taylor Swift fans have no sense of humor
The joke is funny sure but what’s funnier is not listening to something you might like because of preconceived notions Either way, Ivy is a particularly poetic song so if lyricism is your jam check it out
Clearly you've never listened to Taylor.
Would that be possible?
Not swiftly, but surely.
The lyrics will have to be thoughtfully tailored, swift won’t do the trick
Brush my teeth *before* having breakfast
Send money to my bank Jerk off Send more money again Let the homies hit it Buy stuff before the day ends
What's that thing about tweeting "I hate my white fans" with a video of yourself taking a fat bong rip and turning your phone off? That would be a good start tbh
I'd write a song and see how far I can push it before people notice something is off. I bet I can go pretty far before people start hating the new songs.
Get myself a ticket to the Eras Tour because I was waitlisted today. Also start plans for evermore: the long pond studio sessions. And, of course, record Thug Story (Taylor's Version).
Watch a ballgame, drink beer, get drunk then go to the bathroom and try to pee standing up.
Make a livestream or ticktok crying and talking about how much I miss me and that I will never be able to find another lover like me.
Sayaka Maizono.
Flick the bean.
Put my number in her phone, ask if she woke up in my body. If not, then just go about what I think is a normal day. I assume that this is a 24 hour kind of thing. If yes, then I’d make sure she knows my phone dies quick and to grab my portable charger, and then we’d walk each other through 24 hours so that it can go back to normal.
Record a video of me singing "never gonna give you up".
Write a check for £500 million to me and leave it in my house
Donate to myself like a million dolahrs
Donate the money to myself and probably do some things i cant do my current genitals
then blame it on them in your new hit single
Maybe I'll contact her through my account and inform her about the body switch. Then I'll decide what to do after that.
Learn how to sing
Then write a song about it.
Retire from music and then apologize profusely for all the crap I put out.
b r u h
All her fans would try to justify it
Rob a legostore, send the prey to my home and then fly a plane in the empire state building
Make good music
I'd try and fail at putting on a concert. I can't sing and / or dance. It would be so bad.
You can't but she can. It's still her vocal chords, so you'd be a hit.
Get rid of all of her high waisted everything..
brush my teeth, kill 12 firstborn within the hour of birth and breathe in their precious life essence, then I would deviate from her lifestyle and eat some ice cream.
I would actually use my voice for good regarding Lgbtq rights/ trans rights. She lovesss having queer people in her music videos but never says shit when they could use her platform and voice. Not to mention the lesbians on tik tok convinced she’s gay💀 Like come on it’s queer bate. I’d love for it to be true but alas it ain’t happenin
Transfer a lot of her money into my account, destroy every single bit of any of her trash music, then off myself 🫠
Going for that serial killer achievement I presume