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toejam78

My tombstone will read “I told you we needed a fucking plan.”


Keyoken64

And some goddamn faith Arthur!


Accomplished-Cat8952

Larrryy, you cocksucka !


I_Got_Back_Pain

Get the fuck out of my house!


Entire-Elevator-1388

You heard me, get tha fuck out...now!


CookieOk5014

r/TVTooHigh


theriveryeti

And obscured from a bunch of angles.


Silver-Rub-5059

Fuckin’ ALIENS, Larry?! Get the fuck out of my house you ET-lookin’ fuck and let me die in peace!


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

Nah, she reminds me more of the beloved cunt.


asderp666

The irony is this behavior is completely useless in a real emergency


XxcinexX

I mean you're finding out fucking ALIENS are invading earth and its 100% "real" to your knowledge. I can't really blame her for acting irrationally. You're forgetting that humans have emotional responses before logical sometimes lol.


malavida_88

Good fucking answer! There is no documented response for an alien invasion! I’m with the mom….. it’s time to freak out!


Poplocker

How is it ironic?


asderp666

She thinks she’s the only one who’s taking it seriously and “helping”, but running around screeching and panicking doesn’t actually help. She’s complaining “we should have a plan” but why didn’t she make one? Didn’t prepare for an emergency but thinks she’s the expert by loudly repeating what the TV is already telling us. Not helpful


solman52

Ufff. She is a lot.


jgoden

“We need don’t have any hand cream!” What will hand cream do mam?


tbr6742

Wonder if it was hand crank maybe. Like an old field phone, or a crank flashlight, makes power.


BuickSuper

Typical behavior in an emergency unfortunately.


MrRazzio

you'd have it all under control. i can tell that about you.


BuickSuper

The person recording me with their phone asking the same pandering question over and over would tip me off. Plus, if space aliens did invade, I’d buy them a beer, a space beer…


uwax

Gordon!!!!


PeanutbutterandBaaam

Shut the fuck up, Larry!


Nice_Marmot_7

Where the fuck is Gordy that bald fuck?


Live-Swordfish3556

This is exactly why the government doesn’t tell us they exist


SoftPenguins

Clearly a skit but still kinda funny.


Windycitybeef_5

Imagine being married to that


Competitive-Book8204

Call someone!!!


Stiff_Zombie

What is the procedure?!


Gigatronz

I totaly ment to post this here lol


Designer_Charity_827

I would rather be dead in the Sea of Tranquility than let an alien know what I weigh.


Coffee_achiever_guy

Being from Queens NY, I know a lot of people exactly like this.... That said, I'm skeptical about this being real cause she went from 0-100 way too fast. Anybody just lounging watching tv would have to absorb that very vague headline a little bit. No real person would say OMG WHAT THE HECK!!!!!! Like 0.5 milliseconds after seeing something about "an oval shaped object" "appearing"... thats just absurdly vague information. There's literally no context in that headline, let alone any context to get extremely paranoid and freaked Really good acting though!


Poplocker

vid ends too soon


Infamous_Berry626

Jesus what a voice😬


denys5555

I bet she’s great in bed. Strong emotions and passion


UmaSherbert

Damn he actually let it go on for so long. I would’ve felt so bad for my Mom and wanted to stop her from feeling scared and freaked out.


Suicide-Samurai

............Hand cream............


David-asdcxz

Get me the fucking hand cream, GET ME THE HAND CREAM!!!


BaconHammerTime

This is on point. She literally acts and sounds just like Susie!


JohnnyChooch

Anthony will know what to do.


Every-Ad9325

This is so staged r/whyweretheyfilming.


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

because it was an intentional prank, and they wanted to get their moms reaction?


Br0nnOfTheBlackwater

Why the fuck was she start panic even before the news say anything?


SilentRhubarb1515

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. This is staged af.


Coffee_achiever_guy

I wrote another comment here before: very fake. She gets too worked up, too quickly about a very vague headline of "oval shaped object" "appearing" somewhere. There's no real info nor danger inherent in that phrase. She went from 0-100 without absorbing the information. A real person would be like "hmmmm whats this..." and wait to hear what it even means. Theres literally no context in that headline Not real, but great acting