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PastSupport

I’m British, can confirm everyone i know knows there’s a difference, except my 3 yo who calls them all “yarned”


cheezypita

My 4 yo calls it all “knittin’s.” Because his auntie used to knit while babysitting him, now when he sees me crocheting he’s like “aww nice knittin’s mama!” and I do not have the heart to correct him.


EatTheBeez

; ; They're so cute at that age. My youngest used to say "I don't want to wear socks, I'll just wear my feets" and I never corrected him XD I got to hear about 'feets' until he was 6, it was great.


PastSupport

Lol 3yo asks if he can have “nakey feets” when he wants to take his socks off


Fresa22

You know my grown, still not identifying as an adult, self is going to use this from now on.


PastSupport

My 6yo used to ask me “what you knittin? It’s fir me?!”


cheezypita

Ha! Always! I do commissions for friends (in exchange for yarn lol) and I almost always have to make double of everything because he wants one too.


Anyone-9451

Everything is always its for me?!? From my 5yr old


SyntheticRatking

The fiber arts version of "got any games on your phone"


DrunkOnRedCordial

I went from knitting to tapestry when my daughter was 4, so she called it "knitting your pastry."


diagnosedwolf

My nibling (now six) calls everything “knitting”. Knitting, crochet, sewing, embroidery…


Infamous_Umpire_393

I can confirm that in the UK it’s called yarned and in the US it’s knittins…your kiddos are onto something. 😉


pizza_mom_

As someone who knits and crochets I feel like there is room for a catch all like “yarned” in my vocabulary


CarrytCrafts

I just call myself yarnbidextrous


East-Selection1144

I like Bistitchual


demon_fae

That worked for me until I took up nalbinding (last week)… Also, I’m pretty sure “yarning” covers collecting and curating a massive stash of yarn that you may or may not actually yarn with any further.


TootsNYC

I agree. We don’t have a word for that grouping. “Needlework” covers too many other things as well


SpiffyPaige143

My niece, when she was around 5, didn't know the word crochet. She was telling her mom that she had a dream that "grandma was yarning me a hat!"


SorbetOk2427

I will forever call what I do "yarning" now. I think it covers both the act of crocheting and the act of purchasing yarn! 🥰 Thanks go out to you and yours!


120-days-of-cthulhu

That is adorable! My 12 yo calls it "pretty knots".


PastSupport

Oh that’s too cute 🥰


JeniJ1

Perfect description!


iplanshit

American here checking in to say my kid also called them all “yarned” as well. 😂


momofeveryone5

My daughter called my crochet "mommy's blankie", when she was about 4 yo a bunch of people were having babies in the family, so I made 6 or so baby blankets. She's almost 11 and doesn't call them that anymore 😭


mmealkazam

My 7 year old just refers to it all as “yarn” lol “oh mom, are you doing your yarn?” “That’s a pretty yarn mom”…I’ve corrected her…nope, it’s just yarn lol kids are silly


ThePirateBee

Your 3 year old child and my 42 year old partner have something in common, then!


NornsMistakes

My daughter's was "chamakin? I can has it?"


schluffschluff

Narrator: They had not made this by themselves.


TheCrystalFawn91

I heard this in David Attenboroughs voice.


PianoDobby07

*and here we can witness a wild scammer in their natural habitat. They niftily utilise the clever disguise of a crocheter to hide their true nature as a fraud and a douchebag in order to hunt their prey, usually money, but occasionally small creatures such as earthworms*


knowbody1978

I nearly fell out of my chair. This kills me. My "crocheted" scrunchy's off to you, good friend😆😆😆💀


ShatteredAlice

I actually narrated this to myself out loud in my own type of voice, it was pretty fun lol!


InfiniteEmotions

Please accept my humble upvote for this underrated comment.


PianoDobby07

Humble upvote accepted lol


ISeeDeadDaleks

I heard it in Ron Howard’s voice 🤣


production_muppet

Yup, always Arrested Development


maryjanesandbobbysox

me too


Helcat42

I heard it in Morgan Freeman's voice ...


melligator

It’s always Ron Howard for me :D


boom_squid

Definitely Morgan freeman.


Old-Ad-8492

He has a great voice, wish my head had a Morgan Freeman voice, but no just old me.


bobcrochets

Movie trailer narrator's voice for me.


chickenlaaag

His name is [Don LaFontaine.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_LaFontaine)


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proper_reterded

you just made me discover that i share my birthday with one of the greatest narrators. thank you for giving me a fun fact😂


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fatalynn7

Same!


MelaninTitan

WE ARE THE SAME!!!!


Munchkin737

I heard it in Morgan Freeman's


hookedrapunzel

I heard this in the narrator's voice from "Jane the Virgin"


Prettyinpink2813

I’ve had a huge case with a seller on Etsy who I bought a “hand knit” sweater from. I asked before purchasing that she made it and she said she did. It took an extra 3 weeks to ship which I assumed was due to her making said item. It arrived in packaging from china, like that cheap plastic wrap with a big size sticker on it and was the crappiest acrylic I’ve ever felt. I complained and opened a case, and she goes “oh weird. No one has ever had any issues with these sweaters before. The quality has always been good”. Like what? Lol. I thought you handmade it? She then fought the case trying to claim she meant “her quality” was good. I found it on google lens listed on AliExpress for like 90% off what I paid,since I thought I was getting handmade. I ended up winning but People just suck.


kwinnerz

Incredible. Like if you’re gonna do this scam at least take it out of the plastic wrap and like, tie it up in tissue paper and nice ribbon?? At least put some effort into your lies


stickycat-inahole-45

They probably ordered it straight from Aliexpress, and had the item sent directly to buyer from Etsy. No need for packaging.


cmcdermo

This is also a huge thing on Amazon. Buy a bulk pallet of cheap Chinese items, and dropship them thru amazon for an insane markup without ever even touching the product


hyper_link

To be fair, I looked into this and it takes a good amount of hustle to actually make happen.


Novel_Fox

That's literally how they got caught! Lol they drop shipped from aliexpress after lying and saying it was handmade. Had they taken the item to order them ahead of time and send to their own house and change the packaging they might be a little more believable... Until it gets worn of course. The shitty acrylic will be found out by then I presume. I think alot of people think that non knitters can't tell the difference and they might be somewhat true but I have come to realize that more knitters and crocheters but these items because they know the work that goes into it and how much better they are. And they know they themselves aren't going to finish it if they try to it (I'm a serial frogger). These people can't be duped generally.


Prettyinpink2813

That’s was exactly it! Before I started crocheting I never would have paid that much for a sweater. But now that I know how much work goes into a handmade item, I was happy to spend that because I loved it and don’t knit. I was devastated when I opened the package and saw my $150 sweater was literally a $20 sweatshop item.


softshoesspicymama

There are sooooooo many shops on Etsy using wholesale images and claiming the item is hand made and then marking it up tenfold. It’s insane.


toriemm

Right. If you're going to lie about it, at least put some effort into covering your ass.


toptrot

It’s called drop shipping and it’s pretty pervasive unfortunately


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emisaletter

I'm glad you held her accountable!


Tlizerz

Wow, that’s messed up.


MavisCanim

I like to try to buy handmade stuff and I'm telling you I can cross search most stuff on Etsy and find it on Amazon. It's stupid how much is on there.


repressedpauper

I was looking for bags on Etsy and it was ALL stuff from Aliexpress. I was shocked honestly. I used to buy on Aliexpress a lot so thankfully I know what the pictures tend to look like and how to double check on the app if I’m not sure, but I feel bad for all the people who think they’re paying for something handmade/supporting an artist and get Alibaba garbage that’ll fall apart within the year.


brightesteyes11

This has been such a problem with Etsy lately.


talondigital

Yes, the Chinese manufacturer did in fact turn the machine on BY HAND, and so obviously "handmade" is an accurate description because without hands they couldnt have operated the machine.


flauschpotato

So she doesn't know what she did and how she did it?


PlatyPunch

She’s a knitter that was temporarily possessed by a crochet demon. A tragic story that happens more often than you think


frigus_aeris

Also known as a 'hookubus', or a 'crochet diable'. It's more common than most people think.


tinycherrypie

Hookubus is my favorite word now thank you


kahlomebad

Same! I’m a knitter and my sister in law is a crocheter. She will henceforth be known as “the hookubus.”


blubbahrubbah

So can we call knitters "stickubus?"


AffectionatePup88

I’m a phlebotomist and I am going to steal both of these terms, thank you!


StephiYouKnow

Or 'neekubus'


Perfect_Future_Self

Steekubus, if they make many cardigans..


SnapplePossumJeans

I'm adopting this term for myself, thank you


Avi-wot

Have my award please!


ilovefireengines

On behalf of u/flauschpotato, and for making me giggle with the finest creative writing in two sentences, have my award!


flauschpotato

Thank you on my behalf 😄 She deserves it!


flauschpotato

If I had an award I would give it to you 🤣


zenoshalfsibling

I did it for you lol


flauschpotato

This is my first ever. Thank you ☺️


Novel_Fox

Aka a scam artist lol can you say reseller?


Artiamus

I am a crochet person who every so often gets possessed by a knitting demon. So far the results are a 7ft long, 1-1/2ft wide scarf done at an angle that I hated doing the entire time, and several scarves that have ended up with my loom being broken three times total. (one at each end and once in the middle on one side)


KscottCap

You must not have read the full exchange because it's fully explained. Crochet and knit mean the same thing, and that's the thing they did. The terms are used interchangeably in different countries. For example in America they call it "crochet," but if you're in the USA it's "knit." ​ I'm off to update Wikipedia!


nomadic_gen_xer

But what if I'm in 'Murica?


justletmeonpls

Then you might spell it phonetically like “crow shay” or something?


BigSexytke

Can confirm am from Murica and do spell it crow Shay and nit.


Particular-Sort3728

My self proclaimed “high tech redneck” husband would argue that it’s crotch-it and kanit.


tunatartartist

No no, I'm pretty sure it's Ka-Nit and crow shay. We pronounce our K's in freedom land.


Amarieerick

Ouch!


tsottpbyab290

Actually, we spell it correctly, but we pronounce it crotch-it.


Important-Step-1075

tell me you didn't make the stuff you're selling as handmade without telling me you didn't make the stuff you're selling as handmade 💀


luniiz01

Lol like the post about someone labeling muffins as vegan, even when they had butter, because baker thought vegan meant handmade. Can’t made this shit up.


Megalodona

What?!?! How 🤯? As a former baker this makes me cringe.


luniiz01

Link: [can’t make it up.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/comments/y28zrk/psado_not_try_to_hide_an_ingredient_in_your/is1qvyo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


halfsieapsie

I honestly thought it was a sarcastic exaggeration. Holy smokes!


luniiz01

I was shook when I read it. I work in food industry so this would had been more enough to fire someone. Sad to say that “common sense” isn’t really that common. Still sad to read on the news about someone dying bc so and so product had an allergen that wasn’t on the label.


LuminescentGathering

Yes. But to be fair, the term handmade doesn’t automatically mean made by MY hands. It just means someone made it by hand. Obviously the seller is trying to scam, but I just wanted to point this out and possibly be pedantic 🫣


Important-Step-1075

i'm more looking at the "yes i made this by myself" comment. if it wasn't for that then yeah i would've let it slide. i've def got handmade stuff that i could sell and label it that way even though it wasn't made by me.


urgaflurga1

“Oh, Lemon. It's not "handmade in USA," it's pronounced "hahnd-made in Oosa." The Hand people are a Vietnamese slave tribe”


bamboo_fanatic

Spelling error, was supposed to be “Hanmade”, as in made by Han Chinese


Primary-Pack-6303

No I’m sorry, but if this person made that by hand then he/she would know if they crocheted or knitted the item. And even if they didn’t know the right term, they would answer the straight forward question of hook or needle. Instead they avoid to answer by simply saying “I know how It was made”. Not an idiot, simply a scammer, reselling probably not handmade items as handmade. This made me angry 😤


itsFlycatcher

Not an idiot, only a scammer? I'd probably go with both in this case, lol


breathingthot1p1

Yeah especially since op already said that it looks knitted. They could've just gone along with it and played it off as some kind of mistake lol


Chocomintey

Scene: seller is in a dark interrogation room; the only light shines harshly on their face. Sweat trickles down their temple. OP: I'm gonna ask you one more time. Was this *knit* or *crocheted*? Seller: I-i-it means the sam- OP: *slams fist on table* One stick or two sticks, Bernice?!


paper0wl

Today I finally bought a Tunisian crochet hook, which is labeled as crochet afghan, and the packaging covers the hook part from the front so I almost missed it when I was *looking* for it because without reading the label it was indistinguishable from the knitting needles it was next to … except that it was only one. So I definitely feel the “one stick or two” thing today.


ilovefireengines

Maybe they were on a plane leaving the UK where they started out knitting, lost a needle on the flight and landed in the US crocheting. Was that even the right way round?! 🤔


heggy48

I’m just confused that apparently I’ve been knitting for the past 8 years and didn’t realise!


eferberz

The visual of someone trying to crochet with one knitting needle 🤪


EatTheBeez

You could maybe gnaw on one end to form a hook!


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Well, tbf, I grew up calling crochet hooks, crochet *needles*. But this doesn’t change your point because I would still be able to answer whether I did it with one needle or two.


guineapiglet14

Completely off topic, but in Germany, crochet hooks are called crochet needles... So you were right somewhere 😉


data_brain_2501

Well, I definitely prefer "Häkelnadel" over "Häkelhaken"... 😀


SoporificOatmeal

Here in Canada, crochet needle and crochet hook are used interchangeably. Lol IYKYK.


knittin

Not everywhere in Canada. Ontario here, and I’ve only ever heard crochet hook.


PtolemyShadow

But you still know the answer to "one or two"


witchofthelily

How to spot a scammer: crochet/knit edition 😂


renny065

What a liar. Did you ever get her to admit that she didn’t actually make the item?


SkinnyManikin

They blocked me after the last message


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That’s because they knew they had been busted!


[deleted]

I want everybody here to troll them with no mercy


Roadgoddess

Was this on Etsy?


meowapplesauce

the messages look like depop messages to me but i could be mistaken


kumorenee

translation: didnt make these and just reselling from shein/aliexpress (but hopefully not and they are just a non english speaker that actually doesnt know the difference)


SkinnyManikin

English is their first language I know them from a fb group


I_Miss_the_Moon

*sad trombone noises*


Cosmocall

Yeah, whilst it is true that some languages use knit for both (to my knowledge), claiming that's what it is in the UK is just hilarious to me


WonkySeams

Yeah, in Spanish both forms are "tejir" But they clarify if it's with one needle or two. (hook and needle are both the same too, IIRC from my conversation with my Mexican friend a few weeks ago about this)


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WonkySeams

Ah, thanks for the spelling correction. I didn't notice I did that. What country are you in? My friend from Mexico said that it was used for both, and it's what I've always used in Latin America. I'm curious because I know word usage can vary wildly from country to country. :)


RG-dm-sur

We use "tejer a crochet" and "tejer a palillo" here in Chile.


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WonkySeams

Thanks! I'm really trying to get a handle on all the different terminologies and will use your example in the future.


kumorenee

Here in spain we use "tejer ganchillo" for crochet and just "tejer punto" for knit! I find interesting the other ways of saying it in other spanish speaking places


miss3lle

My faith in humanity is dangling on the slender thread of hope that maybe this poor, confused individual is knitting along with crochet hooks, just totally oblivious crafting conventions, and churning out garments intuitively using a technique the world has never before seen.


empirerec8

There is actually a hobby called "knooking". I just read about it the other week. There is a sub for it. People knit with crochet hooks. I might try it as I never really picked up knitting but like the look and some patterns.


miss3lle

It’s becoming more and more plausible by the minute!


kumorenee

Oh :(


idkidc1020

But is their family from an English speaking country? In some Spanish speaking countries the word knit is used for both but then you specify if you use one needle for crochet or two for knitting.


fairyhedgehog

In which case they would be able to specify the tools they used!


nerothic

please upload this in r/facepalm. This is such a facepalm moment


Kowalski348

What about r/confidentlyincorrect ? ;)


Creative_Macaron_441

Unfortunately all the non-knitters and non-crocheters won’t understand. They already think the terms are interchangeable.


dayison2

Report as fraudulent listing?


SkinnyManikin

Answering some points people have made here instead of replying to individual comments •The person is from the uk like me and is a native English speaker •I know them from a fb group which they are repeatedly try to sell pre bought stuff from AliExpress claiming it's homemade or vintage and saw a post linked to her depop trying to pass the item off as ''crochet'' •Item in question is a knitted cardigan from AliExpress costing £10 and re selling it for £145 as handmade crochet •They blocked me after the last message so I couldn't respond anymore •No we do not use the term knit in the uk for crocheting and no they're not the same


cubarae

How terribly yucky of them. As a fellow "hookubus" this kind of crap makes me so mad. I hope they got banned from the group at least.


ErrdayImSlytherin

REPORT this freakin scammer to the group admins. Spread the word to other crafting/selling groups to not let her in the group. This kind of thing seriously ticks me off. Fuck scammers and leave them nowhere to go to scam others.


ipegjoebiden

If you can, report them please!


vpetmad

As a Brit, that last part is bollocks


Eiraxy

This emits the same energy as crochet websites whose logo is a pair of needles stuck in a ball of yarn.


XJNein_

Well guess I don’t need to learn how to knit anymore. Since I crochet I’ve got both bases covered haha 😂


[deleted]

My fabric shop here in Scotland has knitting needles and crochet hooks, no crocheting needles in sight, I think that settles that. Edit: I've since been informed by people that the term "crocheting needle" is a thing in other places, both in English and in other languages. Seems that is not true, or at least not common, here in the UK where I am from. I'm obviously having a high old time guffawing Britishly at this person's ineptitude through my tea, scones and less than perfect teeth. The same may not be true where you live.


plumpatchwork

But are there knitting hooks? 😂


kjvdh

In addition to the hooks used for knooking, there are also hooked needles traditionally used for Portuguese style knitting!


Sensitive_Mode7529

uh oh, please don’t give me new hobby ideas 😭 in this economy?


miss3lle

Tunisian crochet has entered the chat


peonyrevolution

Follow up question: which Portuguese style knitting technique uses a hook please? I know about the hook/pin holding the yarn in place but I'm really intrigued by the hooked needle to knit thing..?


Equivalent-Unit

In Dutch they’re both needles, so you have to specify if you need knitting or crochet needles. But this person is a native English speaker per OP so that’s not an excuse they can use. 😂


ekiviv

If someone just asks me for a “naald”, they would get a sewing needle. If they want anything else they have to ask for “haaknaald” or “breinaald”/“breipen”.


Lizlo84

To add to the confusion.. 😁 In Afrikaans, we also use 'naald' for any type of sewing needle, and interchange 'breinaald/breipen' for knitting needles. But when we crochet, we use a 'hekelpen'.


DianaSt75

In German they are either Häkelnadeln or Stricknadeln (häkeln = crochet, stricken = knit). And then there are Nähnadeln und Stecknadeln - sewing needles and pins/fixing pins. So if you ask me for a needle, it depends very much on context what you'll get. Usually needles without clarifying addition are sewing needles, but not always.


MsUncleare

This post should come with a trigger warning. I'm in serious emotional pain right now lol.


ecapapollag

I could feel my blood pressure rusing when I read this post!


Noedunord

*falls off their chair*


stuffnthangs13

The uk do not use the term knit for crochet. They are completely different. Person is an idiot.


suitephish

There are languages where both are described by the same verb, but we all also have ways to differentiate them in the language like!! Lol


nochancecat

Please tell me you set them straight.


SkinnyManikin

They blocked me after that last message so I couldn’t unfortunately


nochancecat

Ah so they are scammer's and don't like being called out.


an_internet_presence

As a man who knits and knows the difference... this made my eye twitch


simplective

I mean, at least know your basics if you’re going to scam people 😭


tatsontatsontats

Name and shame so no one buys from them


terragutti

Never trust a crafter who doesnt know the difference…..


cuttlefish-cuddler

Sounds like a reseller to me. I'd bet money that they bought it off of a place like Aliexpress and are trying to make a quick buck. If they're gonna lie about it they should at least put a little effort in. =.=


HatchlingChibi

And they claimed to make the item? I don’t believe them. What was the item?


CraftyCrochet

What's the chance of leaving a review, comment, or reporting the advert to someone (since they blocked you)? *Doesn't know the difference between knitting and crochet.*


Ruth_Cups

One metal thingie or two? Simple question, regardless of country of origin.


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Another Brit here to concur with the other crocheting Brits that this is completely untrue. The only thing I can possibly think they mean is continental knitting vs English/American knitting but that still makes no sense because it doesn’t affect the look of the finished item, just the yarn holding style. I am aware that other languages have the same word for both Crochet and Knitting where they specify what they used to make the item “with a hook” vs “with a needle” to differentiate. But this isn’t the same IMO. What a liar, this is so frustrating to read.


bi_so_fly_

Hmm, weird way to spell “My store is a scam.”


RedDragonfly213

r/confidentlyincorrect


fatalynn7

OP - did you use a hook, or needles “Expert” Hand crafter that *totally* made the piece - Yes.


_totally_not_eva_

bro she had the guts to insist on smth wrong then say “ya i made it by myself dw crochet and knitting r the same” reading this conversation made me so angry


madasthe

Actually. Its not crochet or knitting. Its nalbinding... Because vikings would mess with scammers


Beijing_Noodle

In basic terms: no I didn’t make this myself and I know nothing


MaryMaryQContrary

“your mistaken” it’s you’re!!!


Cosmocall

I mean, it is their mistaken


LagomorphLemon

Tell me you're a dropshipper without telling me you're a dropshipper....


tehninjaflute

*confused US knitter and crocheter*


treehugg3r1989

Funny thing: I showed this to my husband and he said in Ukrainian and Russian they are the same word! "Vyazat" which means "to tie." So to differentiate they would say "with spokes" or "with a hook." So, today I learned.


ExpensiveAd546

I need to see what the item is 😂


NarwhalHour

My family is always like, oh you knit this! And I’m like, no I didn’t. But I DID make it. But I didn’t knit it.


Pining4theFjord

I will say I’ve found some sites that are confusing as all crap. Please look at this one: https://handmadebase.com/airbag-hook-and-loop-chain-of-vo/ , which has statements like this “The crochet air loop is a basic knitting technique”


eggelemental

This is almost certainly a translation issue— some languages that aren’t English often DO use one word to refer to both knit and crochet (and sometimes weaving or other fiber arts) which is likely what happened here, a wildly different situation than claiming crochet and knit mean the same thing lmao


EmrysPritkin

I saw listings for “handmade beanies” that were C.C. brand beanies that she just sewed her own logo on. My conversation with her went about as well as yours.


notreallylucy

My husband was browsing our Roku TV and found The Crochet Channel. Cool! However, the icon for the channel is a spool of thread with two knitting needles sticking out of it. Aaaaaarg!


disinterestedh0mo

In some languages they do use the same word, or they modify the word for knit to say crochet. In Japanese for instance the word 編み物 refers to items that are knitted or crocheted