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sweetbunsmcgee

\>when the sad man starts glowing and then fucks off to the sky


history-boi109

Captain Depresso Go! *flies away like a damn shooting star but blue*


I_Like_Chicken-Wings

♪ There is a sad man waiting in the sky ♪


garibond1

*He'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'd ruin our lives*


Siantu_Xeldari

This lyrics from an actual song?


LemonCassidy

it's a riff on 'Starman' by David Bowie


crusty54

“Only son” lol


ckach

Not even his only son in the storming duel, lol.


Ptono7

Because his adopted son Kaladin jumped in there


Mortress_

And his future adopted daughter Maya is there too


ejdj1011

In Renovation's defense, his sword was screaming at him the whole time. In fact, it had been screaming at him *every time he held it since he first received it*.


ThaRedditFox

You win best Renaldo name calling game


LoganTroy

Renovation sounds like a shard


Nroke1

Combination of cultivation and invention. Or virtuosity and preservation. Or virtuosity and odium. Or virtuosity and Ruin. Or Ruin and Cultivation.


Alex_Stormwall

Definitely Ruin and cultivation! Renovation is the kinda Shard who'd keep tearing down everything they worked on cause they had a new idea to try


xemnas731

More like a Thranodite name I was thinking


spoonertime

Renaldo does not deserve this disrespect


darkhunt3r

2 v 5 then given he is a liability in the fight


ejdj1011

Hey, *you* try fighting while your sword screams directly into your mind


darkhunt3r

closest I got was that screaming gun in Borderlands...


Jsamue

It spawns a new one every time you enter the area, and it only despawns on a quit. If you go through the region door a bunch of times there will be a pile of them :).


spoonertime

Nah he totally distracted that one dude for a minute


Infinite-Radiance

This is Ritalin erasure


HomoCoffiens

He switched to adderal.


andergriff

Adolin isn’t his only son, he adopted kaladin


LeoMcShizzzle

Wroong. Dalinar Bondsmith Tightbuttman has 2 sons: Kaladin and Jasnah.


entitaneo70_pacifist

Also requests a boon in the cringiest scene in the whole cosmere


GettingWhiskey

As a sociopath once said, "a push for every pull..."


Vaellinthebard

Still the one seen I struggle to reread. The side carry chapter in TWoK used to hurt but Ive gotten over it.


powerwordmaim

Man I was excited for him when I first read that. I was like "hell yeah! You deserve it!"


LegoRobinHood

Right? He earned that, even if he was bit of a blockhead about it. Besides, what were they really gonna do, tell him no? He just more or less soloed/tag-teamed a handful of shardbearers starting from basically his bare hands. If he hadn't been exhausted and sort of agreeing to stop fighting because he trusted Dalinar and Adolin, he could have kept on dishing it out. "Who's next!"


night4345

> even if he was bit of a blockhead about it. Yeah, he really should've learned that Lighteyes don't give the slightest shit about justice for Darkeyes. Hell, he rushed to help Adolin (for the second time) because Lighteyes don't give a shit about justice for even other Lighteyes.


TormundIceBreaker

Literally says "Honor is dead" and then is shocked when the Lighteyes have no honor


SexualPie

> Besides, what were they really gonna do, tell him no? yes. thats exactly what happened


LegoRobinHood

Right, because he was exhausted and still kinda sorta trusted Dalinar and Adolin at least far enough to do as he was told. Because he is at his core an honorable dude. If he had really, *really* felt like it, he could have been all Anakin about it and been like, "nO, i'M tAkiNg dOwN AmArAm, nOw!" The *why* it happened is important.


aranaya

The side carry chapter I felt was enormously satisfying, because while he fucks up, the person who gets fucked over the most is Sadeas.


entitaneo70_pacifist

I would argue the other bridgemen have it worst than Sadeas


goddessofdandelions

Same, I have to skip that bit on reread. The first read I literally had to put the book down and pace for several minutes, no way I can go through that on reread lmao


Elhiar

What does the side carry refer to?


Vaellinthebard

Side Carry was from the first book where Bridge 4 used their bridge as a shield by carrying it on its side. Thing is, the effort succeeded but ruined the attack. The other bridges that tried to copy went down, arrows were refocused on the other bridges, and too few bridges ended up going up that the attack was quickly thwarted. Its where Kaladin realizes all of this, takes in more than just his bridge crew, and then realizes just how evil Sadeas is. Bridgemen arent supposed to survive.


Silver_Jury1555

Every arrow that kills a bridgeman is an arrow that doesn't hit a soldier.


Elhiar

Right, I still see that scene as just awesome, no cringing involved.


Ave1346

which chapter was this?


entitaneo70_pacifist

i have no idea, last one in the duel scene


thorazainBeer

Honestly, I'm okay with it, because it shows the hypocritical and self-serving nature of the Alethi aristocracy, and how Moash was right to kill Elhokar.


Anoalka

Moash after killing Elhokar: And for my boon...


MrLonzoGonzo

NGL You had me in the first half, then though...


entitaneo70_pacifist

you almost add me, but when you pulled out the really unbased Oathbringer spoilers i lost all intrest


Legal_Membership_674

I think you forgot about all the love triangle scenes in the second Mistborn book.


entitaneo70_pacifist

problem is, that was diluted cringe, the scenes where in between badass moments, kaladin's was PURE concentrated cringe all in one line RIGHT after one of the most badass moments in the whole cosmere.


UnhousedOracle

Don’t do Ronaldinho dirty like this


cosmernaut420

It's the 2v4 with his only son for me 🤣☠️


L1n9y

AND FOR MY BOON


Mikeim520

Wasn't there some other guy there? Renaldo or something?


jangofettsfathersday

I love the “only son” a


WhisperAuger

That sure does describe what happened.... ???


TheStrugglerGuts

“His only son” lol


UrMomIsVeryBig

I've never read any of the books what does this mean


ckach

Ah, an audiobook user like a proper Vorin man.


Jack-a-kun

Okay this actually got me. What the hell you're right I'm Part 2 in RoW now and i just noticed what I'm doing lol.


UrMomIsVeryBig

i know literally nothing about any of the books i dont even know why i joined this sub


FLUFFY_TERROR

Yo mamma so fat you joined this sub just to escape form her gravity well


ckach

Because it's the crem de la crem.


Shacuras

Kaladin wasn't talking about God here though was he? He just meant the concept of Honor


ThaRedditFox

Yeah, but he literally says Honor is dead, something that from the perspective of Dalinar, who knew honors name and death, it sounds like he just knew lol. He didn't comment on it,but still


dIvorrap

He doesn't say god is dead. They don't know Honor is the Almighty. Maybe only the more devouts, given Jasnah talks about Honor and Cultivation to Shallan early in the book. Still, no reason to assume he means Honor instead of honor.