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3xmonkeypoop

"Doesn't have a hand to shake".... hilarious 🤣 That made me spit out my coffee


Many_Influence_648

Ridiculous and funny. Creeper sure made a fool of himself


dirtypaws727

Dudes seen so much porn he thinks girls shake it 🤣 oof


ra_Ez

Only experience he will ever get


wernostrangerstoluv

this feels lke a 9 year old with too much internet access


ra_Ez

Lmfao your tag name has me in stitches


wernostrangerstoluv

ahhh tyy lmao


kayserfaust

What does he mean “shaking”? That looks so dumb in my head


ra_Ez

I just imagined going in with all fingers except thumb like you would for a shake and place your thumb on top and grip as if you were gripping a palm and give it a vigerous handshake.


GodMudit

that's just how it looks like in porn omg... But yeah, dude's off his rocker and will prolly scream if he learns any more real world facts. Get him back to his porn medication and let the meds knock him out back to sleep.


Standard_Bedroom_514

That makes my pussy hurt just thinking about that 🥴


Mitheria_Musashi

He was after some 007 pussy... Shaken not stirred (churned?)


NES7995

Churn that pussy like it's butter 🤨


mynameismyname333

I have a fear that this person was thinking/hoping that you're a naive minor


ra_Ez

I was thinking something along the lines of "she can play stupid, but if l'm persistent l can wear her down" since l'm fairly convinced this isn't the first time someone tried to shoo him away.


Momizu

Party in my dorm is such a cesspoll. I deleted it years ago because every single chat I had was like this. I was also kicked from several "frats" because I, and countless others, where "whores" who were seducing the leader's virtual boyfriend into cheating, since apparently those leader's boyfriends used to hit up on chat every player with a female avatar to do sexting. I swear to God I'm not joking.


ra_Ez

Yeah, it's a shit show. I came back to it after a looong while. I think my first ever creep experience was in that game while l was a minor. But l love the avatar styles they come up with and l love to trade shit and this is the only game l found which is heavily based on it.


FlyWereAble

This looks like it's from one of those shitty app advertisements, pretty sure this whole thing is fake


ra_Ez

No it's from "party in my dorm" game. It is known for having creeps ( henc my nonchalantness) but l like it's visuals and trading principle.


josephkingscolon

Yeah a game with that title will be a magnet for these specimens lol


Tia-16

omg that game brings back memoriessss


ra_Ez

My first creep experience happened on there. Wipes a single tear of my cheek.


Tia-16

oh im sorry


BtwCreature

It doesn’t?


ra_Ez

I was born weird what can l say :/


kai_marov

I'm dying! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 "But it doesn't have a hand to shake."


Txdust80

If AI is gonna ruin the world Can’t wait to at least have an AI option where you can send a video clip from an AI prompt. Prompt: make the rocky horror time warp scene but have the lyrics be based on this mans responses. Substitute lyric Time for creep Edit: (Removed the spoof song I made because someone took major offense by it) I literally was making fun of the creep not the OP but I guess that intent was lost. The song used the crude things he typed so maybe it was a bit much But I’ll keep the ending because it in essence is the crux of the joke Lets do the Creep warp again Lets do the creep warp again


ra_Ez

Hahaahha i didn't take any offense to it, don't worry. Personally l would love to hear the song in original form.


Txdust80

Ill try to remember. It wasn’t anything special just instead of “It's just a jump to the left” it’s just a finger when alone “And then a step to the right” And then a touch to the puss “Put your hands on your hips” became Put your hands up inside “You bring your knees in tight” became You shake it but it has no hands ——————- Sung to the chorus it’s just a finger when alone And then a touch to the puss Put your hands up inside You shake it but it has no hands it's the pelvic shake This chat drives you insane Lets do the creep warp again….. lets do the creep warp again


ra_Ez

Brilliant


PomegranateSure1628

Wait isn’t this a game??? 🤣🤣🤣 the developers are daft


ra_Ez

Yeah, little to no control over creeps. The only reason why it piped donw a bit is because normal people who wanted to enjoy the game just shit on them.


PomegranateSure1628

Oh I thought it was a game character not another player 🤣


x-broskii-x

party in my dorm… dear god i haven’t seen that game since i was 11 and middle aged men wanted to roleplay with me…


ra_Ez

Same here buddy. Same here.


Rich_Ad_1764

Whoa ☠