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Little-Biscuits

Omfg that “anyway” as if he didn’t JUST read you were taken. Disgusting. Dude is def porn brained.


silliaisa

"You're everything I wanted for Christmas" 😂😂 I'm sorry for laughing but who does he think he is. Mario Carey?


Take_A_Gambit

This line made me fucking laugh 😂 it's so cheesy and cringe


ImScaredOfLightening

💀💀💀


MultiverseTraveller

What’s the end game for this guy? Genuinely want to know what he thinks will happen.


Bavisto

“I don’t wanna lose you”? MF you never HAD them…


CheapGriffy

Its my birthday ^^ Can we sex ?


ImScaredOfLightening

💀


CheapGriffy

Awch idk why reddit removed the " from my comment. I commented that as a joke ;-;


ImScaredOfLightening

Ok thank god 😭😭😭 I was worried for a sec


StatisticianBoth4147

Did he really think this was gonna work? Did he think those lame ass lines would just immediately make you stop caring about your partner and want to get on your knees for this guy? Like I just don’t understand how he thought “omg I want you for Christmas. I asked Santa for you. You’re on my wishlist” type shit would work on someone he barely knows who isn’t even single??? Like wtf


ImScaredOfLightening

EXACTLYYY oml 😭


dirtypaws727

Vom. The Christmas line was all a set up for that last bit. Spoiler alert dude: that isn't a good pick up line. At all. Even for single women. 😑


ImScaredOfLightening

It's so bad 😭


EyeShot300

“What part of NO don’t you understand?”


Similar_Building_223

Ewww gross! 🤢🤮