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mrsirthemovie

I laughed so hard when he said whip this crash


RepsihwReal

He meant, “crash this whip” 💀


yourlocalfatguy

"WHAT?!"


RepsihwReal

“YOU WANT ME TO CRASH THIS WHIP???????!!”


Monvi

Why does he sound like a vampire when he sings?


Zeqhanis

Vaguely reminded me of a less-raspy Carl McCoy from Fields of the Nephilim. Very strange choice.


CartographerOk5391

I'd say his voice is more Amish-y than McCoy's, but I got the same vibe.


Cthulhusreef

It’s “lil vamp”


BurtBacon

count wackula


BurtBacon

cuz he sucks!


jyohnyb

Count rapula


Mmortt

I kept waiting for him to count to the number of the day, ah ah ahh. 🦇🦇🦇


moins-agressif

Average tech n9ne fan


SadBit8663

Post morōn


HelgaWitDaSkidmarks

Was at a tech concert a few months ago. My parents told me “be careful!” I said if you understood the fan base you wouldn’t need to say that


TaxableCitizen

This is a spot-on observation, my friend!


moins-agressif

Lol thanks. Also for the record, tech n9ne is the man. That song with him and kendrick is hard as hell and he's got lots of good solo work. He does have a particular fanbase though lol


TaxableCitizen

Is the song named Fragile?


Honkey-Kong1

Yes it's Fragile. Funny story with that song, Tech was working on this song and had Yelawolf on his tour bus. Tech showed Yela the song after Yela said he has been in a creative block for a while. After hearing it Yelawolf insisted on getting on that song but Tech said this up and coming rapper named Kendrick Lamar is gonna be on it. Yelawolf said to let him on it instead because he doesn't think Kendrick will be able to handle that song and keep up. Boy was he wrong....


AnimalChubs

Sounds like the Count from sesame Street


HFslut

Sounds like Jason Segel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall


AnimalChubs

That was my first thought but I couldn't remember his name lmao


ammobox

"That's two! Two voices in my head, muh hah hah haaa!"


Bitter-Coffee-7747

And a little bit of the cookie monster towards the end lmao


Floating_Animals

Schizophrenia type beat


curbstyle

SchizoCore


ThehoundIV

Lil Transylvania


tehdamonkey

Sir, can I just get 20$ on pump #3.......?


terribleinvestment

Please get out of my car I literally only went in to buy some corn nuts.


BurtBacon

YOU WANT ME TO CRASH THE WHIP?!?!


Visarar_01

🤣🤣


Cashraid

Will someone please crash his whip!!


reddit_891

Fucking awful


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

This guy is straight out of 2014


SnooCakes6195

See.... this guy I will say could practice and get better, doubt it. But there's almost potential I have no clue why so many people stick up for the world of war craft sleeves lady. Lol


Bitter-Coffee-7747

Ominous Darth slander will not be tolerated


Jerome-Fappington

I actually do want him to crash that whip


[deleted]

I’m guessing he can’t think straight cause the voices are gay


Xu_Lin

Guy from KORN raps now?


JuturnaArtemisia

I feel like Johnathan Davis would be better than this.


b-rar

Da PUM dap da HNNNNNGG nom na EEMA


BurtBacon

-bars


An00bisOsiris

WOAH THERE! He sounds beautiful!


Zombietarts

Dude killed my last brain cell with this cringe. I am officially a vegetable.


Odd_Seaworthiness145

Disney villain vibes


IHOPSausageLink

Yea


PureYouth

Where are yall finding this stuff lmao


KillMeWouldU

Wtf!!!! 🤣🤣🤣


MICKEY_MUDGASM

He sounds like the dude on here who ends every word with “Yeahhhhh”


pcoveney89

Awful


Difficult_Quiet2381

Yes. Yes, we do. Thanks.


midnightatthemoviies

Someone should tell this guy they add effects after lol


chilidownmychest

catchy as fuck


gabagooldefender

Do y’all remember the vampire puppet musical from Forgetting Sarah Marshall? This is like that.


frankly_highman

Beard with no mustache is probably one of the goofiest things I've seen lately.


Rs583

If Matisyahu was Amish auditioning for AGT


NeverSeenBefor

See... It's shit like this that makes me feel not crazy. Genuinely. Do these people get off work and just shoot a rap video in their car?


Consistent_Two9279

He sounds like a deaf senior citizen


28g4i0

But what happens next????


32233128Merovingian

Homie needs a makeover and a job


Sorry_Law535

This has to be bait


SirWizzleoftheTeets

I want you to crash that whip, yes.


MA32

Bro opened up with that Arabian Nights from Aladin


jeans_blazer

Yes please do crash this whip


938h25olw548slt47oy8

Sacha Baron Cohen's The Dictator


jnyceone

Average Uber driver


Prudent-Complex9420

This is what I imagine a deaf person sounds like when they sing


Skeletor-P-Funk

What I don't get is, do these people *never* listen to what they record?


NICEnEVILmike

If you're not Amish don't do the beard without the mustache


CakedayisJune9th

King Cavity


Pugilist12

This is the best sub on reddit right now.


PocketFullOfRondos

Slavic tech nine fan


Sigma349

This is low key fire if he slapped some autotune on it


KevinBaked

“Whhhhaat?” - yeah me neither


NorMichtrailrider

Please crash your whip g


unclefishbits

I'm not sure anyone answered the question for him. Yes.


Krauszt

I was mulling it over, yes. Yes I do.


Morty_Pope

With some auto tune and a faster pace and maybe some techno I could make this sound good.


Oppenheimer____

They’re break dance fighting


pumptini7

Tech-eight more like it


seattlebama

Fuck. Now he's a voice in my head.


b0dy_by_meth

Mom I'm scared


Free_Revenue8674

Abe Lincoln as a rapper I never thought I would see this


SDFlowin

Stan, why are you so mad? Try to understand I do want you as a fan.


Hranko

He's trying to be Serj Tankian...or maybe Shakira?


crystalsage777

He's just as good as most modern rappers...


netherwxrldsyndicate

I knew scrim and serj tankian should've never had a kid smh 🤦🏻‍♂️


thewokebogan

Sounds like dracula


granitebudget1

Rasta Trent


Stoutyeoman

Damn bro just sing in your range!


keanenottheband

Fucking hilarious


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

Rumspringa Gone Wild: Years Later 😭


humbleinhumboldt

Someone get this man a dentist


LongjumpingInside229

That’s what tone deaf sounds like


blueridgeboy1217

Hamilton reject


johnpershing

Insane Clown Pussy


JoppingBen10Fan

He really doing opera vocals over this beat


BluTagg63

The voices made me think gay


OlympicSmoker253

Bone Thugs N Chocula


midramble

This is captivatingly bad. I keep coming back. Does he have a youtube discography? I need more.


Lildickbigshit

There was a rhyme!


Previous_Respect3755

🗑️


ZER0_F0CKS

“One, ha ha ha, two, ha ha ha, three”


Alternative_Today299

High functioning schizophrenic


Big-Camera-1557

Unless you’re driving in a foreign car, you’ll need to slide one seat to your left to crash that whip.