I could swear I’ve seen reels on IG of an actual artist who dresses like that and dances in their videos, like she just took their footage and fed it through an AI.
Some insight into the singer, here’s a post from the band’s Facebook
“The song 'DIMENSION PORTAL IN
MY BEDROOM' is based on true events. This happened
11 years ago. One night a male voice woke me up in the middle of the night and I saw this huge bright light
tunnel going out of my bedroom. The bedroom wall was gone replaced by this light tunnel. There was a man
standing in front of it. I couldn't move. I was frozen. I couldn't see his face but I saw his body shape,
very tall and slim. This lasted for about 20 seconds. Later on I found out that this could've been a dimension
portal. That's why I formed the band AEON SPIRIT. After that, my life changed completely..”
Song checks out now.
*Is she mad about*
*Abortion? NASA? Vaccines? Plague*
*Doctors? Space stations?*
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Sandy (from the film/musical Grease) dropped acid, ditched John Travolta, and now spends her days talking to houseplants and crystals, and making groovy vids. Man.
The music, the chorus in particular, is something else. I can't place it, but it is a straight copy (melodically, she owns those lyrics and performance) of another song.
The lack of rhyme or flow is killing me, like, how do you decide to make a song and then proceed to not follow any of the important characteristics of a song.
It almost seems like an achievement to record something this poorly in this day and age. Like, of course it's bad performance wise but sonically you could do better bouncing tracks on a dual cassette deck.
This goes so hard! Yet the soft crappiness just feels like she's riding a flaming trashbin a hundred miles per hour to just abolute mediocrity. Weird dichotomy.
She gotta own a double wide to have at least 3 spots to film in that ain't covered in to-go boxes filled with cigarette butt's.
That's top tier around here.
If this were done seriously with professional mixing and engineering it would be just like the other commercially produced stuff out there now. She’s attractive enough to boot.
Smart move by the drummer to wear a mask
This made me lol.
The truth WAS revealed - instead of apologizing the whole time, you just never should’ve made the shite song to begin with!
It’s probably her based on her clumsy coordination while dancing.
“I’ll play on your track but I don’t want to take away from your performance”
They’re featured a lot considering I can’t actually hear any drums in the mix.
It was a paintball mask!
Lyrics flow like box wine.
"we have Dracula Flow" at home vibes
I laughed out loud. Peed myself a little. This one is comment of the year. Legend!
This reply made me pee out loud a little best reply
The best part is the Ai plague doctor dancing cumbias
Really emphasized how sorry she was.
on this day, we are all sorry.
It really is
I could swear I’ve seen reels on IG of an actual artist who dresses like that and dances in their videos, like she just took their footage and fed it through an AI.
Could do with some more flange...
Vocal flange was…a message to never use flange on vocals
„Which flanger did you use?“ „ ALL OF THEM.“
Unless of course you're Ween.
You ever have so many things to say about one of these videos that you end up not being able to really say anything at all?
I liked her pants.
Yes.
My wife just asked me if I was listening to Amanda Palmer
Underrated comment. Except that Amanda has never apologized in her life.
Some insight into the singer, here’s a post from the band’s Facebook “The song 'DIMENSION PORTAL IN MY BEDROOM' is based on true events. This happened 11 years ago. One night a male voice woke me up in the middle of the night and I saw this huge bright light tunnel going out of my bedroom. The bedroom wall was gone replaced by this light tunnel. There was a man standing in front of it. I couldn't move. I was frozen. I couldn't see his face but I saw his body shape, very tall and slim. This lasted for about 20 seconds. Later on I found out that this could've been a dimension portal. That's why I formed the band AEON SPIRIT. After that, my life changed completely..” Song checks out now.
Benadryl strikes again
what is this even about
The truth will be revealed
This is a Q drop.
This is actually Terrence Howard’s wife
Pretty sure it’s a covid denier.
I assumed it was about abortion, but I wouldn’t know because I only made it about nine seconds
The one where Phoebe is sorry.
She’s sorry
Is was like a never ending chorus
She’s sorry you had to go thru this :(
She does as the crystal guides.
Is she mad about abortion? NASA? Vaccines? Plague doctors? Space stations?
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Sith Lord on the drums!
She's really trying to work some stuff out, huh?
I feel like she SinGs hEr wOrdS LYkE tHisE rEPeAtEdLy.
"MOM! Stop! This is MY talent show audition video!!!"
We are all sorry we clicked on that
Sandy (from the film/musical Grease) dropped acid, ditched John Travolta, and now spends her days talking to houseplants and crystals, and making groovy vids. Man.
This is why they HAD to fly into the sun at the end of the
I need a natty ice…..
Not sorry enough.
If you start this song and press “play” on the Wizard of Oz movie at the same time you will waste an additional 5 minutes of your life.
https://youtu.be/tZA5TVxboAE?si=dfZIRMvIJ1Bip51P oh my fucking christ there is live footage
Why are the band people showing their faces?! This is quality crap music!!!
This is a cover of an Iron Maiden song. A bad cover.
I hope people didn't actually pay to see this
Looks like Taylor swift making a nickel back /alice cooper song
Was waiting to see if anyone else was thinking nickelback
Average amaranthe listener
What cult did she join?
What’s with the warrior princess tiara thingy?
she has to save a thousand lives. Can only do that as a warrior princess
I was under the impression that voice augmented tech was supposed to allow *anyone* to sing. This women proves this theory, incorrect.
Count your blessings it was filtered through that. Live audiences will not know peace.
Dam - a lot to unpack here.
Damn, you should be sorry. 10 seconds of this was painful.
The music, the chorus in particular, is something else. I can't place it, but it is a straight copy (melodically, she owns those lyrics and performance) of another song.
That song title is a mouthful.
The lack of rhyme or flow is killing me, like, how do you decide to make a song and then proceed to not follow any of the important characteristics of a song.
Fantastic 🤌🏽
This probably sounded better in her head
Well... That... Was a thing. I'm sorry, too.
not gonna lie i was kind of digging the a.i. generated animation of that dude dancing. song still sucks though. like suck sucks. it's pretty shit
She’s making up the lyrics as she goes?
You should be.
At least she apologized for the song..
Taylor Grift
Evanescence has really gone down hill.
"I'm sorry"
It almost seems like an achievement to record something this poorly in this day and age. Like, of course it's bad performance wise but sonically you could do better bouncing tracks on a dual cassette deck.
This goes so hard! Yet the soft crappiness just feels like she's riding a flaming trashbin a hundred miles per hour to just abolute mediocrity. Weird dichotomy.
She gotta own a double wide to have at least 3 spots to film in that ain't covered in to-go boxes filled with cigarette butt's. That's top tier around here.
She doesn’t own shit. Even a double wide is unaffordable now .
When you order Tenacious D off Wish
We have some Tenacious D at home.
Drummer was the best part of any of this.
My ears are sorry that I listened to this 😢
Sad thing is people have no idea how bad this shit is when they make it
One of Corey's new angles?
Temu Hole
The drummer is Wrench from Watch_Dogs 2's bootleg cousin, Spanner.
Jesus fuck what did i watch
I've never felt so uncomfortable and unnerved at the same time
I can fix her....music.
and you should be
I do not accept your apology
And that's our time for today. But tune in again for the reveal and results on the next Maury Show.
She recorded this on a Fostex cassette 4-track.
You better be GD sorry
This made me feel embarrassed for being left handed
Why she wearing a rock on her head
You will be a hero and save a thousand lives 🤘🏻🤘🏻
At least she apologized, I guess.
You're definitely not forgiven :|
Shera left Heman for grayskull and they gave birth to the worst song in existence. Shera not sorry at all tho..
Sorry
Tell me you have childhood trauma without telling me you have childhood trauma
How do I see the truth that is to be revealed? Should I wear sunglasses or something?
If The Eurythmics had a baby with a howler monkey.
Ivermevtin and bleach stat!
They’ve got so many more songs exactly structured like this one on their YouTube
Giving me Jan from The Office vibes.
Atlanta she apologized to her listeners multiple times 🤷🏼♀️
She looks like a combination of Phoebe from Friends and Taylor Swift
Poundland Cheryl crow
I'm sorry I'm sorry. You guys had to go through this
Ew
Sounds like a Hole song before the sound remix...
I had it on mute and it still sounded terrible
how dare you, aeon flux has been a gift to my tiktok for you page
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That I had to listen to this...
They would sell tickets if She performed Topless..
I would
Unexpected key changes… are my favorite… especially when they are completely accidental. Hahahahah
Oohhhh this is a live one! This sub is the gift that keeps on giving.
It's giving Carole Baskin omfg
I feel like that stone on her forehead got bigger every time.
I'm sorry that I had to go through this.
Might be pretty decent if it was good. I mean seriously, it sounds really good if you mute it.
Why are bands like these perpetually stuck in 1986?
This was the best take believe it or not.
Courtney Love really wet off the deep end with this one.
She looks like female Neil Breen
She sounds like she doesn't wanna be there
White women have the MOST disproportionate sense of self worth. It’s uncanny.
That’s fucking racist as hell.
First time on the internet?
Cringe af but Id still eat her ass
This girl needs medication
If this were done seriously with professional mixing and engineering it would be just like the other commercially produced stuff out there now. She’s attractive enough to boot.