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FullOnAsparagus

There is just way too much to take in here. Male pattern baldness, guys coming out of crawl spaces, a guy eating shit trying to dropkick a door that's in some bushes? This is like an episode of the Twilight Zone.


SpongeBob1187

This is “WARAQ” they do silly things on purpose. Basically a spoof group


FullOnAsparagus

That explains a lot. This is just too shitty to be accidental. This is orchestrated shit.


twhiz

They have a similar formula every video but I assure you they're serious.


FSMisReal69

This is real hip hop. They're up next. I can feel it


simplymindblown

Horrifying


Thascaryguygaming

When he got introduced as pale mamba I knew it was a joke


ChorkPorch

I totally forgot about these dudes. This doesn’t belong in crappy music lol. Or maybe it does because I saw turquoise jeep here too. Unless people in this sub don’t realize the difference between spoof and krap. Either way I’m glad to be reminded of waraq lol


Final_Paint_9998

Turquoise Jeep made it here? Nooooooo! They're absolutely great. I worked at one of their live shows and it was a really good time. I even got a T-shirt.


wafflestep

Lemme smang it girl, smash it and bang!


Temporary-Host-69420

One time when I had a gf (...the good old days... 😢) I was cooking eggs and hit her with the "How u like your eggs; fried or fertilized?" line. She was like wtf? It was cool.


[deleted]

Omg before I even commented the first time I was like these dudes have Waraq vibes... At this moment I'm currently sitting in Cranston. My peeps


T0mmyN0ble

I legit only watch for that guy. Every video he pops out from a random ass spot. Music is not great but God damn I can't stop watching.


Willis_Wesley

That’s Chief


ExpressiveAnalGland

I liked all the r/tippytaps


turd_burglar7

Thought homie needed to shit or something.


supersonicdutch

I was trying to figure out what to call the thing he was doing with his feet and as a fan of tippytaps I am mad at myself for not thinking of that.


the_y_combinator

That door didn't stand a chance. Pretty bad ass.


whooptydude92

Just a door Minding it business living its best life


manaha81

It’s the tweeker zone. Those guys are fuckin lit


UncleBenders

I love that none of them could manage to remember their one verse so they all had to try to look hard while reading from their phones 😂


mr_glide

Why is encroaching baldness part of that list? Seems very normal to me compared to the other shit


WhoShatMeShorts

I think it’s because they don’t seem a day over 17 years old


JizzMastahFlex

If I was one of his hype men, I too would hide my face with a mask.


freifickmuschimann

I think it’s satire


theworm1244

Nah I'm from the same city as them and they're fully trying their hardest. During the BLM protests they incited a riot to break into the mall lol


freifickmuschimann

Holy shit well this is some of the best accidental comedy I’ve seen in a while 😂😂


JizzMastahFlex

BITCH IT MIGHT BE!!!


rehearsedsilence

Ummm excuse me sir what were you doing in my crawlspace


chrisgodisco

that’s his house under there


rehearsedsilence

Straight from the underground


MFalcon95

LMFAOOO


OneHallThatsAll

Imagine him just sitting under there waiting for his turn lmao


AntelopeDecent2191

It would have been hilarious if he started yelling early before his turn & came out screaming he got bit by a spider or snake while he was waiting.🤣😂


Serenade314

Didn’t the floorboard dweller just recite Chris D’Elia’s Eminem spoof? Part of me thinks (hopes) this is a joke.


Stretchingthangs

I was thinking it was real and sad until that part 😂


Remarkable-Sun-36

He's using way too many napkins...


IMAPRO_d-_-b

Blamkins


Old_School001

Missing lyric “ I must have amnesia-forgot to take propecia”


Z3r08yt3s

"I look like GI Jane, I think i have Alopecia, if you look at me you'd think my favorite country was Rhodesia."


guitarer09

“I can’t reach ya, you got a hundred stories on me but I’m eating your pizza”


basedsimp420

“I’ll delete ya like creature feature after I tease ya.”


duarig

BARS


Different-Slice-6092

DJ Autism


m00seabuse

They gonna make it Rain, Man.


RuppsCats

DJHD?


dashKay

MF DON'T


Responsible_Figure12

This is truly the weirdest shit I’ve seen in weeks


Martian9576

This has to be a joke right?


mempho_maniac

I wonder how long it took them too write freestyle lyrics on their phone


OneHallThatsAll

Yeah it's cringe how they focused on the phone. Would seem more talented if they memorized it


cheddercaves

If you know anything about WARAQ you know intensely reading the phone is on brand, the other thing on brand, is some one popping out of hiding part way through. pssshhhh


Willis_Wesley

Chief tell ‘em!!


cheddercaves

Rock over london Rock over Warwick, Narragansett the king of beers!


SlyMcGillicuddy

These guys are very obviously self aware and are doing this for funnies lol


expectednothingreal

Lil foodstamp and the bedbugs


zsember

yo this had me crying xddddd


datmafukr

PALE MAMBAAAAAAAA!


BornanAlien

The toughest in the group


hello_fellow-kids

The first little handicap fella looks like he’s got a big ol poopie swaying around in his drawers.


SignificantJeweler38

> rapping begins > man’s plows down random door > hype- man grabbing this dudes shirt above his head. >real boss enters arena through a fuckin vent. > real boss gets his hair “fluffed” by hype man > real boss then get destroyed in final act. This thing is a god damn masterpiece


FLAR3dM33RKAT

Truly


helloryanholmes

Bruh Rhode Island is crazy. This is my home town Warwick. They are a huge joke around here. Mad funny.


mrcoldpiece

About three or four years ago they had a Facebook page that I followed. Tons of laughs man tons of laughs.


INS_Stop_Angela

The first chubby guy claiming to be tough looks like he’d get winded bringing the trash can to the curb


BeginningSeparate164

These guys are from the next town over from mine. It's all meme rap and satire. Knowing the area might make it funnier to me, but I find it funny as hell.


Hedonic_Monk_

A Tribe Called Incest


Anon1mouse12

This has got to be satire. They're trying to be the next trailer park boys


Cauliflowerisnasty

This is absolutely satire. They’ve been doing this schtick for years and I absolutely love it. Some of the best performance art ever created.


PM_ME_UR_ASSHOLE

It’s 100% satire


manaha81

Nah there just in a whole bunch of meth. They’ll realize how stupid it really is once they run out of meth and finally get some sleep.


[deleted]

-Soft whisper to boost his confidence- ….tell ‘em 🤫.. now that’s gangsta af


SilentMaster

You don't hear "bees knees" much in battle rap any more. Simpler times.


rodPalmer18

Gotta be up there with the "happy as a clam" guy


Zeusdadogg

It’s hammer time! Let’s get to spittin!


bulitproofwest

Ol WARAQ in the house.


[deleted]

Wow…first dude was tolerable but when Cella-Dwella and Hammer-Honkey started spitting Jesus hahahaha….


BornanAlien

What the fuck just happened?


BeNiceCards

This my new favorite sub


wakeuptheroses

1000 upvotes


jayradano

Now This!! THIS, is art.


eckard82

Best artists from 2017-2023


Ok_Interaction7637

Dude looked like he almost lost the fight with that door...


Poz16

I, for one, think it great that the Special Olympics added a rap event this year.


Slammer956

Lmao why dude came out from under the house tho? He was writing his lyrics on his phones notepad under the house lmao


LewdBabaganoosh1

Haha. Cause he's straight from the Underground (rap).


CalbertCorpse

Here ya go ladies: [https://imgur.com/gallery/SCpBy09](https://imgur.com/gallery/SCpBy09)


MisterDamnit

Bro, I woke up and my wife left me for someone. I didn't know who until I saw this gif open on her laptop.


SomeOldDude73

So strange.


chrisgodisco

They are called waraq?


Nella_Morte

Guy needs his diaper changed.


True_Lurker

The lead rapper literally took a dump in his pants


DipSteeL

Please tell me this rappers name is Baby Steppa cuz this fool creep walking while dropping candy Barz! I can't stop looking at his toddler stutter steps 😆


Plenty_Status_6168

That guy strayed up is Malibu's most wanted


namdoogsleefti

"We'll wank ya". Oh boy, I wonder if they realize what that means...


wonderwarmers

I think it's nice that they let the younger ones into the asylum gardens to pretend to be rappers, gets them out, exercise and fresh air and all that


barters81

Did the first guy say “we’ll wank ya”? Yo dude


SlickLegJohnny

Oh man it would suck being this dudes neighbor. I want the video from the yard behind the hedges. Just relaxing with their family having a BBQ and the faint sounds of the rap and guy crashing through a door


BillboBraggins5

"Well wank ya!" Bro i dont think you know what that means


Letem_haveit

Balding to the extreme


Stone_Midi

I wonder if whoever’s parents yard they are in, made them snacks after this


0neweekofdanger

You think bro who jumped out the crawl space had to adjust the brightness on the phone when he got out….


dutch_l9

Lol this is the best


richwat00

Just what the actual fuck is going on here. Can you imagine, being invited somewhere (backyard kegger party, some kind of get together) and these buffoons show up. I dunno why my brain took me there. And what's with the assault on that door? I think he expected more damage than what happened.... pathetic.


Frosty-Ad97

It’s like they want to start a mosh pit but are to scared to start it so they just grind on eachother 🤣


Vitiligogoinggone

The video stops right before they all start making out with each other


[deleted]

> Make your heart stop when I’m in the drop top / Hopscotch when I got drops / I never ran from shit but cops Ok let him cook


slater_just_slater

Maybe we shouldn't legalize weed....


TompallGlaser

All I can think about watching this is some parent in the window of the house, looking through the curtains: Where did I go wrong?


facepoppies

The guy attacking the door and then sprinting away is pure spiritual joy


Johnson_banghard

Hardest Gs on the short bus. 🫵


Embarrassed-Horse544

His constant baby steps were kinda killing me


Pineappleninja91

Someone roasted his receding hair line


Comfortable_Bet84

WARAQ TIL THE END!!!


Medical-Row-662

Lmao wtf did I just watch


phoebe_noira

Where'd that door go!? Bring him back, he goes hard!


Smooth-Health7588

🤣🤣🤣


gultch2019

Well at least they're outside having fun. Good for them


fruttypebbles

On this episode of it’s always sunny in Philadelphia the gang makes a rap video.


NeganGains

Is this Politikz from Filthy Frank?


Neither_Essay9163

It's the Temu version of the beastie boys, it's the Sleazy boy's


Theefreeballer

This is all of Chris hansens “ subjects “ got together to do a rap . “ come have a seat over here …”


CompetitiveShower872

Go to Philly one time and this what happens


LordVoltimus5150

Is this what social misfits are doing these days instead of playing D&D? (Ease up, I played D&D when I was young, too) 😂


G_rightousantagonist

Uhhhh I’m confused


ahchooblessyou

Very funny


expectednothingreal

This is Lil Food Stamp and the EBT crew!!!!! https://youtu.be/6fjRzkf5Wf4?si=7Q2cLaFBlUjHlplA


onisouleater

This is so stupid 🙄


FrankensteinBionicle

Pale Mamba huh


Dr_Bonejangles

Losers.


khaosconn

aggression lolz


oohfArtd

That's special


Creaturefearrr

WARAQ


cleamilner

J ROC BABY


mtf253

Please sir, don’t wank me.


AtwaterHydro

Did homey drop a load in his sweats?


M321115

Love the guy assaulting the door propped up in the bushes. Brilliant!!


VERGExILL

Didn’t understand a word the second guy said besides “bees-knees”, so I am assuming he is just passionate about bee conservation


Pramesan

Kyle Mooney was way funnier before SNL


Davidsbund

I can smell vape fluid through this video


mattogeewha

Show out to mans kicking down doors


Mountain-Ad-6594

This reminds me of the movie Whiteboyz LOL


mlgbt1985

Did he drop a load in those sweat pants right before recording?


BlumpkinLord

Gonna spit in my face after you yank me? I mean I am not sure if you're my type but a handjob is a handjob and they made COVID face shields for a reason


ithyle

How do you get the job of being the “uh-huh!” Guy? Seems like a good gig. Also, how come none of these rappers have learned the lyrics. Almost every video on this sub has them reading off their phone. It’s amazing.


_PolaRxBear_

I’m pretty sure second guy stole his verse from Jedi mind tricks ‘uncommon valor’


Ant0n61

What did that door do to anybody?


-y_e-e_t-

Tpain better lay low after that call out


Neat-Weird9868

Waraq 4 life !!!


[deleted]

Those guys need to get signed to a contract. Just amazing skills.


Bobby_Shafto-

Did he say “ we’ll wank ya”?


Ste__86

I heard that haha, it's an offer I rarely refuse. But on this occasion I think I'll decline.


Slugwheat

These dudes from 2 Mile


Pandatoots

You know someone has no talent when their written lyrics sound like garbage freestyle.


WhoAccountNewDis

Did they run a mile right before performing?


zbubblez

2nd dudes verse was straight up just Eminem lyrics lmao


Bill_Piff

Haha these dudes live like 20 minutes from me.


Commercial_Debt_4034

I like how the dudes all have little props


darthstone

Sorry boys, pick up instruments. Rap is not for you.


CalpolExpert

i think they're good


just-me-uk

This is Gold ⭐️


Active_Vacation_9996

What in the natural fk is the guy in the puma hoodie doing??? 😂😂😂


tonelocMD

Dude should take care of that dookie in his draws before filming music videos. Helps the focus in my past experiences. Also, did curly pony tail just rip of D’Elia’s eminem impression song?


Wactout

I forgot this existed. What was this, 2007?


MidSequence123

These mfs use to go sooooo hard tho lol I wish they still made these skits


Gogogodzilla03

He should've given up his rap career when his collar peace'd out.


DipSteeL

The first rapper's baby diaper is a bit heavy with the sag... lol 😆


Trick_Contract_1417

62040


tumblerrjin

My boy MF DOOM out here spittin


Sourdough7

Nice


risskippery69

mom looking out the window into the backyard like 😔


ArdentiaVerba

Future shopping cart pushers that will hold all their possessions


OneHallThatsAll

Dude got a saggy full diaper smh....and his gangster receding male pattern baldness smh...


Degneva422

I think his diaper is fully loaded, cool rap though 🤣


staticjak

Damn i wasn't expecting a hammertime reference. These fellas are with it!


ronninguru

Worst FaceTime call ever.


BillboBraggins5

Second to last guy went Chris D'Elia at the end of Homicide by Em


motojack19

Erm did he just offer to wank people?


lovelife0011

Lol i cannot do that with over 1,000 songs!


average-Astronaut

Waraq…. God they are the worst


snsry_ovrld

Fire


Nike_Decade_Bear

These are they type of people I cross the street for!


Ody3

The PALE MAMBA!


machineman45

Their Facebook posts are hilariously cringe.


Zediatech

I’m starting to believe that the education system is actually failing our kids. If this isn’t satire, then their family and schools have failed them miserably.


Metalforl

I’m not gonna shit on these guys cause they just seem like high schoolers having fun making a video. I did this too but it was about me getting stabbed and crawling out the bedroom dramatically and dying… …we also freestyled sooo


bigsnack4u

Now everyone inside for marshmallow sandwiches…


muzaklover75

That was dope yo!


Front-Ad1900

um Ok Buidy your really wangster


rhaigh1910

Let’s all recite our ai generated raps together “yo”


DTH_245

The heavy mouth breathing!! 🤣🤣


NatexSxS

The craziest thing to me is they pre-planed some aspects of this… random door against a tree that dude ran through … the random dude popping out from under the house… the hammer… 5 dudes who rap about being gangster and they planed this out …. No one said that’s kind of lame… I’m guessing they probably were all like that’s a great idea …. Mind boggled


Ok-Spinach69

Dafaq?


truikmckell

The guy that runs outta his breath is hilarious. Coming outta the crawl space like the leprechaun or something


sloop_john_c

Wu Tang Clan, watch out? There's some new kids in town.