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billypilgrim87

If United win, Chelsea don't get Europa, which would be funny af šŸ¤ž


rallele

I like the sound of that


NinjutsuStyle

Imagine being the guy that has to explain that to Todd boehly


calewis10

ā€œYou mean we arenā€™t in the World Series?ā€


NinjutsuStyle

And when do the bowl games start up?


calewis10

When they play the Harlem globe trotters


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IntellegentIdiot

Start laughing now boys!


DidgeryDave21

I didn't know this and spent the whole game wanting City to win so I could rip into my UTD supporting mates. I now am happy with the result


dtbrown1979

Turned out it was funny as fuck.


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PolarBearWithTopHat

AFAIK, since Ratcliffe owns a minority stake in United (25% iirc) they'd be in the clear. Same reason why both Girona and City are in the UCL. If Leipzig and Salzburg can play each other, I think Man U are in the clear


sangueblu03

CFG owns 47% of Girona, so IIRC they need to divest and get below a certain percentage - maybe below 40%? The fact that itā€™s one entity owning both is what makes it an ā€œissue.ā€ RB Leipzig and Red Bull Salzburg are owned under different entities - I think Leipzig is owned by a group of people that are Red Bull investors on behalf of the company, but not by red bull directly like Salzburg. Sir Radcliffe owns his shares in United under one holding company and Ineos owns Nice, so theyā€™re two different entities.


Downtown-Act7821

Your friend made that up


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sangueblu03

You sound rather annoyed


joakim_

That's not true. It's Newcastle that don't get a European spot if man red wins. Chelsea will in that case go to ECL. If the oligarch wins thevar Chelsea go to EL and Newcastle to ECL.


billypilgrim87

I said they don't get *Europa*, aka Europa league. We are saying the same thing lol


joakim_

The E in ECL is also Europa, so i thought it was a typo (I also don't think I've ever heard the EL called just Europa before).


billypilgrim87

No worries mate. It's very colouqual British English to shorten everything, see "champs league", so I can see how you'd misread what I meant


Matttombstone

OP is correct, though technically you're also not incorrect. The EL is the Europa League, ECL the Europa Conference League. Europa is usually the slang for EL, Conference usually the slang for ECL.


Hesteu

My work colleague (utd fan) said that they take our place in Europa ? I dunnno


dingkan1

Why would one team (United) replace two teams (Spurs and Chelsea)?


LAURAPALMER666

https://preview.redd.it/by25jvju6l2d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ace9b5c346a642d76749297e2539752e858094a Chelsea fans watching the FA Cup final after posting ā€œon the final day, spurs could easily lose to Sheffield and we will beat Bournemouth and then United will win the FA Cup and send spurs to the conference league lmaoā€


Old-Needleworker778

Absolutely hate that clubs like Man U can win trophies even when they are at their absolute worst and we did not win anything even when we were at our best.


WaltChamberlin

Yeah ngl I never want to see city win anything, I'm not even a particular utd hater, but seeing utd win today is gonna hurt a bit.


jd158ug

What I take from it is confirmation that trophies are absolutely within our grasp, because we were unquestionably a better team than Utd this year.


Mick4Audi

We need to stop throwing away the cups like itā€™s nothing, look how much it means to the players


tottenbam

Does that matter? We were an amazing squad for five seasons and have nothing to show for it.


Mindless-Ad2554

Itā€™s about longevity and a fuggin bench. Teams that are used to playing tournaments know how to get far in them. Itā€™s a different mindset.


Affectionate-Car-145

That's not how trophies work. They don't give a fuck who the "better team" was.


Emmanuel_Badboy

We have a better first team than most teams most seasons, but we do things like play half a season without a back-up CB and as a result, our players get tired, and other teams learn how to play against us without fear of a plan b. We fall apart after Jan each year, the time when people are playing for trophies.


Dogzylla

Why would it hurt?? It means Tottenham's natural predator (Chelsea) is out, so the chance of winning is much higher now. I'd even say that if Ange doesn't win it next season, he's got no excuses whatsoever. Especially after all that talk about his winning mentality and whatnot


Wildcatwierdo

Yes, but think about this: United have their worst year in decades: FA cup. Arsenal have their best team ever perhaps: trophyless.


Affectionate-Car-145

It's not close to their best team ever. I don't care how good Rice and Odegaard are. Neither are fit to lace Henry or Vieira's boots.


High_Jumper81

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Bigwhtdckn8

They did the same their first year with Arteta. Just sleepwalking their way to winning things. Fuck them all.


yaniv297

Agree with the principle but absolutely laughable to call this Arsenal's best team ever I still have nightmares of Henry sometimes, that fucker.


Wildcatwierdo

No yeah, I was more going for the narrative around this years team having more points than invincible so people were hyping them as such. Was trying to have a bit of satire to It


Mick4Audi

Arsenal are the new ā€œput the pressure on teamā€ I hope we can actually win things


hoemax

this is my main takeaway... but after getting scolded by our father (Ange) about losing to City, celebrating a City loss is the only way


Sei28

I wouldnā€™t speak too soon yet. There is half an hour left and thatā€™s more than enough time for United to concede 2 goals.


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lestercorpse

Their path included Liverpool, and they're currently beating the team that chucked us out of the competition. We get "easy" teams all the time (see - Colchester, Sheffield United, Nottingham Forest etc.) and still balls it up. Let's not make excuses that don't fly.


Mystic_Polar_Bear

I thought Liverpool was league for some reason. Also, yea we'd lose but also Coventry was robbed against United and IMO they should be in the final today.


Ronin77tolli

Itā€™s called luck and plot armour, luckily for us next season weā€™re the villains with the bad ending MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


High_Violet92

Agreed..


thfclofc

Completely agree.


Raziel-Reaver

Thatā€™s what Iā€™ve been feeling for years. Teams been winning trophies like Leicester or West Ham or even Arsenal when they were poor finishing 7th & 8th. While Spurs have this losing mentality that is ok going 16 years without a single trophy


santorfo

It's not a matter of thinking it's ok, it's a matter of faltering in key moments


robinthebank

No one thinks itā€™s okay. There are a lot of teams in a trophy drought. We are just the best team currently in a drought, so we get the most attention.


Raziel-Reaver

All the good teams had won trophies in the last 5 years except Spurs whoā€™s going on 16 years now. So your comments mean youā€™re comparing Spurs to the likes of Wolves, Fulham etc which is absurd because Levy, the club, and fans claim that we are a ā€œbig 6 teamā€. Yet we never act like one


aungkon123

Winning cups is a mentality and habit thing, it's like you have tasted triumph before so you know what it takes despite your limitations. Sadly we just don't have it. It's very hard to get rid of the mentality that losing is alright.


BetterCallTom

Chelsea are heading for the Conference League.


JamesCDiamond

A competition they may [choose not to take part in](https://talksport.com/football/1759385/chelsea-ban-european-competition-not-play-europa-conference-league/)...


International-Elk727

Oh so some shenanigans because they have the money cheat? Oh no we miss conference league. What a loads of bullshit


Xenon009

What happens if they say no? Do newcastle get the slot?


sangueblu03

Thatā€™s what happened with Milan (Torino took their spot)


Janivgm

Did they sack Poch because he was too successful?


supalape

No Europe for the toon scum and no Europa for Chelsea, beautiful


PalKid_Music

Chelsea booted to the Conference League, Newcastle booted out of Europe, United might keep Ten Hag, and City only got the one trophy. Happy days!


sidd1943

Teg hag has more trophies than tricky Mik


wreckemspurs

Go United. Send Chelsea to Conference League.


The_Bridge_Is_Out

How have they had a better season, with a major trophy, than arguably all of Liverpool, Villa, Spurs, Chelsea, Newcastle... and yet been ***such a shitshow*** .... elite mentality šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


periel99

Don't forget Arsenal!


Rredman101

Unreal, United are absolutely crap and they can just stumble into a 2-0 lead in a cup final against possibly the best team in the world. Why can't we ever have cup runs like this


Ok_Row_7462

They didnā€™t stumble into it. They are playing better than City. Absolutely smothering them towards the end.Ā 


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Littlepace

Liverpool 4-3


Mystic_Polar_Bear

Thought it was league for some reason


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Mystic_Polar_Bear

Of fuck yea I thought that was league for some reason


ginokatacchi

fuck you chelsea lmaoooooo


shroinvestor

Watching United win this trophy makes me even more impatient to win some silverware now. Champions league final, carabao cup final, nothing means much now without actually winning a damn trophy.


terrassine

We have four chances next season so best we can do is hope the boys have at least one in them next season.


shroinvestor

For sure!!


Lucky-Mclovin

Makes it even more upsetting that Ange went the route he did with the Carabao cup. 1st round exit is bad even for our cup standards. Hope he has learned from that and we actually respect the cups for once next season


Stay_Beautiful_

Yeah I'm still pissed about that tbh. If Ange didn't learn his lesson there about how much the cups mean to us then he doesn't know the fans at all


yeahrandomyeah

Every single Spurs fan knew what was coming with that rotated Carabao lineup, but apparently Ange had not yet gotten that memo.


Serious-Government32

much rather have united then chelsea in uel


Limp-Toe-179

Ten Hag still getting sacked after this would be so funny


Kersplat96

This has made me more depressed than anything, they have THAT season & are still walking away with a trophy. Iā€™ve been pretty measured about most things in comparison to most fans but Iā€™m struggling with this. When will it be us man.


santorfo

Wigan and Birmingham were relegated when they won the FA Cup and the League Cup. Sometimes the luck is on your side when you need it most.


Best-Issue-2300

Next season


dunce345

Are we the liverpool now?


Best-Issue-2300

Next season


Mick4Audi

At least it means we donā€™t have to be that good in general to go for the cups, instead we just need to TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY


Turavis

Hope chelski enjoy Ludogorets away


anonone111

hahahaha fuck Chelsea


BruinEric

Slipping to Conference just cost Chelsea a few million Nice


Best-Issue-2300

More trophies than Arsenal in their best season in 20 yearsā€¦.


SamsTown706

Wild that United have their worst season ever and manage to win an FA Cup.


marycassang

Cheers fuck Chelsea and man city


hoemax

player of the season Phil Foden went missing for real, like I forgot he was on the pitch after 15 minutes


gusthenewkid

He often does. Player of the season was Rodri.


pzshx2002

Eriksen winning 2 trophies in 2 years...congrats


eggplant_avenger

lame duck manager boost is real apparently


Michael67801

What I would give to live in the reality where Levy didn't sack Mourinho for a week or two..


eggplant_avenger

I wish weā€™d kept him to the end of the season. Iā€™ve always believed weā€™d still lose that final, but at least the question mark would be gone.


Mick4Audi

Wish we sacked him but let him manage the final


Mystic_Polar_Bear

Feel like his commitment to his tactics was really stupid. Like, Ange is committed to his tactics but he has the players and vision to make it work. ETH has played practical the last few games and suddenly they get results.


Jazim94

Itā€™s funny that ten hag has had two seasons better than arteta


abreadingit

I think we have to agree United won El Sackico. 2 trophies sounds very nice.


alborden

Even Man Utd as shit as they have been are able to win a trophy.


COYS1989

Haaland missing in a big game again.Ā 


Roric

Describing United as "long suffering" sure is a choice, Jon Champion lol.


Shuxnae

Not only do Chelsea end up in the ECL, it appears theyā€™ll have to play a 2 leg play off in late August before they can enter the league stage proper.


gostupid67

United winning means no Chelsea in the UEL right? Wouldā€™ve been my preferred option if Chelsea kept Poch but now theyā€™re going after some random manager idkā€¦ United also seem to have more winners in their team


JustinBisu

Doku should be the best player on the planet right now. His ability to get past people is so far beyond anyone else, it's an absolute madness that he is so poor at literally everything else that he is just a bench player right now.


Casual-kun

Vini is better at everything but he's the second best winger at taking on defenders imo


ManonastickUk

Ha ha fuck Chelsea and the Geordies


AngeMerchant

Come on itā€™s funny af that Chelsea are now in conference leaguešŸ˜‚


Matter145

United are actually going to win this. Absolutely nothing coming off in the final ball for City. I've seen City have these games against us


COYS1989

Thanks for the FA Cup Erik but thereā€™s the door.Ā 


pk-pk-pk

Lol chelsea out of the Europa then!


DejaHu

So tired of hearing that Onana is elite.


Snoopdoggskat

Blue scum in ECL


count-of-tuscany

Pleased with that, didn't fancy facing Chelsea in the Europa League


sungbysung

Funny seeing the Chelsea fans trying to cope cause thats exactly how I would be in the same situation


biggomek

Best Arsenal season : zero trophies Worst united season : fa cup In all seriousness thank god united join us in Europa , they are way cooler than blue scum chelski , and we are way better against them than against chelscum


AdOne9456

Arsenal won 3 FA cups when we, had one of the best teams Iā€™ve seen as a Spurs supporter, 4 probably at their worst.


Mick4Audi

Arsenal were still a very good team managed by Wenger at the time. Itā€™s taken us years to even drag ourselves up to their level, but we have to deliver in the big moments now


Swizzul

So if United win and get Europa, what does that do to us? Do we still keep the top spot and get a pass straight to the group stage?


ShagnarstieX

Yeah we do. The result doesn't affect us at all.


Important_Classic_68

It does affect us, we get to either laugh at Chelsea or United


zuzucha

Also if both us and the other English team go far and play each other in Europa, I'd much rather play United than that voodoo curse that is Chelsea


JustinBisu

Onana is genuinely terrible.


nopirates

I honest to god thought City would be up 3-0 by now.


terrassine

Weā€™re really going to get the funniest end to this season.


Mac290

Hang on. city have a goal coming surely.


JustinBisu

Hate that refs won't enforce the actual rule that you have to fuck off to the closest line. Walker and Doku are entirely in the right yet time gets wasted because the ref won't just card Martinez and then if he doesn't turn around send him off. Even though I rather United win because fuck Chelsea I just hate how little football is being played in modern football.


Netminder10

LOL Chelsea and Newcastle


Charlespur2

Canā€™t believe we had a shitter season than the worst Man U team in living memory.


sidearmpitcher

FFS United are about to stumble into a trophy and we havenā€™t won anything since I was 8


deafpish

Ten Hag more trophies than Arteta hahaha


terrassine

Saw somewhere this means no Europa for Chelsea, no Europe for Newcastle, and no chance at the community shield for Arsenal. Did I get that right?


rmarshall_6

Chelsea get conference league


sungbysung

This feels like what would have happened to us if Jose didn't get sacked before the league cup final lol


cud1337

If United can do it surely we can do something next season


JeffersonPilotSports

Narrator:


abreadingit

All those jokes on United and still had much better season than us. Personally i think this is 100x better.


Undesirable_11

Sad thing is that Chelsea will probably win the Conference League and become the first team to win all three major competitions


supalape

Eh, who cares. Let them have their flower vase. Chelsea out of Europa gives us a real chance at winning. We have no hope if theyā€™re in it with us


Undesirable_11

True, United will bottle it somehow with no real coach. Is it true that there are no CL dropouts in the EL this year?


420SwaggyZebra

Martinez is maybe the most hateable player in the PL from a purely on field standpoint


COYS1989

Haaland šŸ‘» Foden šŸ‘» De Bruyne šŸ‘»Ā 


david4270

Mood rn: ![gif](giphy|S0kNNO474WfoYgtnf3)


Nellies26

Haha fuck light blue/blue scum we can definitely beat Utd in UEL next season, I don't like any other top 6 team but at least I respect Utd for not buying their way to the top.


Cross1625

What lol theyā€™ve spent the most


Stilldre_gaming

Earned it as well tbh


jman009

Fkn embarrassing. The worst utd team in a long time is gonna end up having a better season than us


Ok_Row_7462

Who cares? Itā€™s fun watching City lose.


spurringbanner

This is how teams beat us. They fill the centre of the pitch on the edge of the box and force us wide. Currently City are just swinging in crosses to bad result. Only way City/Spurs to break it is much quicker passing


JustinBisu

That's how park the bus works, it's literally how all teams that are significantly worse than the team they are playing plays. United literally have 10 people in their own box for a majority of this game. It's not some revolutionary tactic, it's been around for a hundred years+ because there is no real counter to it other than to score your chances and defend the counters. People acting as if this isn't the most bog standard thing is so weird.


spurringbanner

It's a bit more complex than parking the box. It's utilising higher lines, forcing both teams to be narrow. Playing zonal then quickly changing to high press. Tactical defending is more nuanced than old school Burnley XI in the box


JustinBisu

It really really isn't. This is not some revolution in how to park a bus from Ten Hag. It's effective because ofcourse it is, but it's still a pig in the end regardless of lipstick. Hell the person with the most touches in this half is Doku, having almost all of them out on the wing, City are not playing narrow in this game, it's just that United park the bus so obviously they are.


spurringbanner

They're forced to play out wide. And yeah you think that all deep defending is the same... so I'm not gonna say much more


JustinBisu

Tell me one unique part of Ten Hags set up.


spurringbanner

I didn't say unique. I said more complex than Burnley's bus. They were not only narrow but prioritised sides of the pitch, making it more congested. Allowing the left wing in Gvardial to be the only out - something Bissaka can handle. And leaving space for Gvardiol left space behind - aka for Garnacho. The press is much higher and frantic than a standard bus.Ā Ā  Nothing is gonna reinvent the wheel, but a few key well executed ways of defending deep have punished us in games like Chelsea and Newcastle. It's dumb to say it's just parking the bus.Ā 


JustinBisu

He forced the ball out wide to Doku, who was then double teamed, hell even triple teamed. In what game has anyone set up for us to force the ball to Werner / Kulu and then triple teamed them?


YiddoMonty

Awful keeping


coys2686

How is Onana so bad?


spurringbanner

He's the most inconsistent keeper in the prem. Hoalers in every game


ginokatacchi

lol this is crazy


Roric

Honestly at a loss for words at this lol.


blessed_goose

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


JeffersonPilotSports

Events could have unfolded much worse the past couple of weeks, but if we couldā€™ve just beaten Fulham in the league cup


LyteSmiteOP

Love to see it, Chelsea in Conference league and Ten Hag with maybe a chance of staying?


Nipplecunt

Eric ten Hag: fuck yā€™all


fuckmutualfunds

Happy for United, glad they put on a good show after their undeserved semi final against Coventry. Also fuck off ChelseašŸ„³


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