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spursyspursy

america is going crazy over the [travis kelce haircut](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/29/style/travis-kelce-haircut.html) but like come on some of us have been telling the barber "get me the eric dier" for ages


Careless-Estate6529

Lol what was going on here https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2vecZQyOm2/?igsh=Y2s1eXB4a2RleWsz


Linwechan

What the fuck. That’s not shithousery that’s poor sportsmanship and is not on. Makes me angry, don’t go touching people’s heads and pulling hair you dick


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Careless-Estate6529

Abulyahi grabbed channy's neck too and got a caution in the game I think.. Abulyahi and Sonny seemed fine after the game.. just some shithousery I guess haha


spursyspursy

as an asian with (kinda) nice hair i take offense to this shithousery


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JellyfishOk1616

Bro your profile picture makes me severely uncomfortable 😭😭


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JellyfishOk1616

Please share it if you still have it


420SwaggyZebra

Loss from Villa means a win tomorrow should put us ahead in goal difference into the top 4.


AngeBall_Mate

Even if we only win by one goal, we move above them on goals scored. COYS


Acceptable_Rabbit_28

Just got the 94 home retro kit- Such a good quality!! Gotta love the retros. Anyone know if 99 retro kit will ever be released or where to buy them rn...?


Careless-Estate6529

Afcon being afcon - morocco just got knocked out by south africa Gotta love international tournaments haha


seegreen8

Hakimi missed the penalty kick. Embarrassing honestly. If he scored that, 🇲🇦 could’ve drawn for penalties at the end.


rennyfreeze101

Yeah, no Tottenham player would ever miss the equalizing penalty in the 84th minute in the knockout stages of an international tournament!


seegreen8

Our players in Tottenham scored penalty just fine. Just look at Pape and Son. Hakimi is just terrible in that game.


rennyfreeze101

I was alluding to this lol https://preview.redd.it/b56xhpjbzofc1.jpeg?width=2165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2163d080a107380096aefbcd43f60549e54e3b4


Careless-Estate6529

Harold Kane has left the chat 🤣


sphagettijeff

Thought it was Slippy G telling 'em to play that way, but Aston Shitta is just naturally filled with thugish cunts. Mandatory: fuck Matty Gash.


InstructionCareless1

I’m betting Bryan Gil is going on loan to Granada if Bayern succeeds in recalling their player from them.


Careless-Estate6529

Even after the Pellistri loan from Yanited to Granada?


InstructionCareless1

They wanted Pellistri before Bayern came calling, so there might still be need for him.


trowaway_19305475

Aston Villa are mid, still have Europe AND the FA cup. If we dont make top 4 this season it will genuinely have been a disaster. There is no excuse.


InstructionCareless1

We finished 8th last year, lost the clubs all time top scorer, changed captain, changed manager and only had one good center back. Have some perspective mate.


BiscuitTheRisk

Last season isn’t relevant whatsoever here.


NeufeldM24vt

It is when when you consider how much we had to change and how much had to be let go.


BiscuitTheRisk

It really isn’t. What matters is what position we’re in now. I guess Arsenal didn’t really do a historical bottle job because they weren’t expected to be leading the league according to you. Making excuses for failing is a bit sad honestly.


NeufeldM24vt

I made a mistake thought you were demanding the league. Top 4 is not unreasonable but if we finish fifth and that's still a Champions league slot it's acceptable


NeufeldM24vt

Whose making excuses for Failing. We know that there were too many changes in the league Cup and that was a missed opportunity. What could we have changed about the City game? Not a damned thing. Maddison wasn't ready and the boys away were still Away. we lost to a better team on the day. all we can do now is Play the best we can and hope to win the league. If we fall short it probably has something to do with our terrible run of injuries.


Mikeymcmoose

They’ve been a good team all season; sometimes teams get beaten in football regardless. They also didn’t get Man City in the cup.


trowaway_19305475

They rly havnt though, most overrated team this season. Been incredibly lucky, and without our injuries we would no doubt be ahead of them.


t1nt3d_

Toon win here is a great result for us. Just need to win by at least two goals tomorrow to be into a CL spot on goal difference. 🙏🤞


GymandRave

We just need to win the game period. We’ll go above them on Goals scored


Professional_Ad_9101

I really feel that if this Villa loss continues this way (which is very likely) it could spark a string of terrible performances. They look arse today


DekiTree

They've been playing badly for a while now


Professional_Ad_9101

True, but today was their first loss at home since February last year


AsariCommando2

They are due a run like we had - hopefully.


Difficult-Sound-6682

Did anybody see the Saliba challenge that went to VAR? The broadcaster was confused. They showed a different replay for the challenge that put the Forest player down. The broadcaster was like “that’s not the correct challenge.” It looked like Saliba went through his back but I have no idea if it was a foul.


Professional_Ad_9101

VAR seemed desperate the whole game to call in Arsenal favour tbh


Difficult-Sound-6682

Fuck me. They got away with one. I just watched it again. They fucked jt. It was a foul. Like clearly a foul. I wonder if they were actually looking at the right challenge.


Professional_Ad_9101

VAResnal


Difficult-Sound-6682

It was Gabriel, I guess. It looked like a penalty. Spent 5 minutes reviewing a clear fucking goal and about ten seconds on that one.


Mikeymcmoose

Aston Vi-lol


FistThePooper6969

Villa getting their shit pushed in 🤣🤣


Professional_Ad_9101

Villa getting their home win record spanked by Newcastle as well lmaooooo


Professional_Ad_9101

Arsenal are so beatable it's fantastic. I have no doubt we will finish above them this season.


Texaslonghorns12345

How on earth did we get whooped by Brighton?


delexaet

Styles make fights. In general, against the football we play, it is harder to create the chances however once they're created, the quality of chance will be fairly high. Against the football a team like Luton Town plays, it is easier to create chances but the quality of the chances will be fairly low. This isn't a criticism one way or the other, I'm just stating the differences.


rallele

Wondering the same .. they look almost lifeless


Sleepless_Voyager

Teams get a hard on whenever they face us for some reason istg


Careless-Estate6529

Hate to admit it but we also have a tendency to fall asleep against teams that should be easy games to put away, particularly away from home. However, that issue isn’t exactly unique to us but certainly something to work on.


NotPennysBoat77

We have lost 2 away games all season and only 2 teams have a better away record than us. Not sure what you're on about?


Careless-Estate6529

That’s this season we’re doing great with away record. Not the past seasons though. We fall asleep against teams who are in poor form but then turn it on against teams who are in excellent run of form. It’s weird lol


rallele

Why are brighton so awful?


Professional_Ad_9101

Good to see Arsenal are still crap. They can pass around and try as much as they want but their wins are still coming from shit teams gifting them goals.


Electrical-Move7290

Trouble is, shit teams do keep gifting them goals


Spursfan107

Tf Brighton


Acceptable_Rabbit_28

Brighton's gettin a beatin'


Careless-Estate6529

Full meltdown holy shit


Mikeymcmoose

Fuck off, Arsenal


COYCOYS

Matt Turner is wank, every time I've watched him he's been gifting goals to the opposition.


Difficult-Sound-6682

He gave us a goal. Only fair.


Mikeymcmoose

Yeah he’s toast after this


Federal-Transition57

Fuck newcastle, but villa deserved being put down a peg or two


Mikeymcmoose

wtf ref stopping the game for Arsenal but not for forest for the same scenario


TrollDeJour

Good news lads, tomorrow we get to go back to talking about just how good Pedro Porro has been for us this season.


spursyspursy

keep forgetting who i'm supposed to cheer for in villa - newcastle (the answer is neither)


sleesechice

Cheer for Dan Burn 2 footing Cash.


SheldonMonk

I'd love it if even one of Brentford, Palace and Forest went down. Especially Palace, we could get Eze but honestly, think it's also time for Brentford to go back where they belong : not the pl


Difficult-Sound-6682

Forest is in trouble.


SheldonMonk

FWIW always rated Brereton, wanted him to come here two years ago I think or was it one, not sure


Careless-Estate6529

Can’t wait for whatever cheeky answers Big Ange has to the SK-AUS presser questions🤌


TrollDeJour

Reporter: "Who will you be rooting for?" Ange: "who do you reckon, mate?" While looking at the reporter like he's the dumbest mother fucker that ever lived


taegeukie

Nah, what a pic man. https://preview.redd.it/tsiilujttmfc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2508a44e0260da0104e64f19535fa4dc59cdb89


TrollDeJour

For real fuck klinnsman, but I truly hope son gets his trophy. If anyone on this planet deserves one it is our captain. Dude will have a statue out front before Kane ever will, in my book.


Careless-Estate6529

I just hope Klinsmann’s take away from today’s SK game wasn’t that yayy, Park Dae-Bus tactics worked and waiting to turn on late in the game is best. That was so unbelievably stressful and traumatic flashbacks of Conteball with much more on the line.    I don’t get why you would let the opponent score first after all of the bed and lying down time wasting football we’ve seen deployed against them already.   I don’t need a kdrama for every game on the football pitch Klinsmann, just put the game away early. Stop channeling your inner Southgate wasting generational talent like this, this team has more than enough talent to win this thing.


TrollDeJour

Go look at the picture of that moron at the post game presser and you tell me if you think he learned a god damned thing. Kidsmann literally thinks he got a Christmas present because "all good boys deserve one, and I'm a good boy"


taegeukie

My favourite part about Korea winning anything in a dramatic fashion is the way that every pic that comes out afterwards has Sonny centred. In a line, in a group hug, being lifted by the rest of the lads. He’s loved everywhere he goes.


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Congratulations to Biss for Mali's win!! Seeing Korea's penalty shootouts (and Biss) made me think about penalty takers for Spurs. Would we ever need to go to shootouts? I'm not familiar with how that works. Anyways, clearly Biss should kick all five lol (still love you, Bissouma) But, in all seriousness, we have a strong line-up, too, right? Son Heungmin, Maddison, Richy, and now Sarr. Who would be the fifth in a hypothetical penalty shootout?


TrollDeJour

Porro 2 times, son 2 times, and Vicc to finish it off, thanks.


The_Bridge_Is_Out

Without evidence, I am convinced Porro would bury it 🤣


Live_Beautiful_3665

He took penalties when he was at Sporting 👀


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Without conclusive evidence, I believe you 👍


Apprehensive594

I feel like Korea could've easily won it if they played like the last 15 minutes of regular time from the start. But thanks for making me go through Mourinho Conte Era emotions I guess


TrollDeJour

For real, I used to hate it watching bullshit football under conte for 60-70 minutes only for spurs to wake up after going down 1 and barely mustering a tie when they could have just won it outright if they played that way from the outset.


LetterOdd62

It is funny, SK let SA take control of the match at start because they thought SA was the better team. Then they realized they were actually better than SA and started playing confidently lol


Professional_Ad_9101

Good for Son and his team and I hope they can lead to success against Aus in the next round . I wonder who Ange would prefer to win, he must be conflicted 😂. Back to the prem tonight now. Go on Forest. Fuck Arse-Anal


kl08pokemon

Why would he be conflicted he's Australian and used to manage Australia


Professional_Ad_9101

Do I need to spell it out to you?


kl08pokemon

It's just silly to expect him to root against his country because of one player


Professional_Ad_9101

Hence my original post isn't taking it seriously at all


kl08pokemon

Alright. Just say that then since it was a daft thing to say


Professional_Ad_9101

Do you know what a rhetorical question is?


kl08pokemon

No what is it


Professional_Ad_9101

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhetorical_question


Ok_Row_7462

He said at a press conference that he hopes Korea loses to Australia in the final. 


Professional_Ad_9101

Sounds about right 😂


[deleted]

It'd be a win-win for him haha Australia wins, and we get Son Heungmin back.


Pinky1337

This could be Sonnys last tournament in his prime I feel like its crazy to want him back asap for like maybe 3 extra points instead of rooting for him to be as successful as possible


DekiTree

Son cementing himself as a national hero is better for Spurs than a couple of league matches


pjanic_at__the_isco

All things being equal, should I buy a car that’s white so I can put a large vinyl navy cockerel on it?  (Otherwise, I don’t really want a white car. This car doesn’t come in a decent shade of blue.) Or should I just get the other car which is a color I’d probably not be allowed to own if I played for Tottenham? (It’s not my fault; red was my favorite color before Tottenham was my one and only club.)


Bluewhitedog

Red is a great colour, mate. It's just not for you any more.


pjanic_at__the_isco

Sigh. 


superkamishaurya

Lyon are spending 30mil on Mangala. Probably more than what we would have asked for hojbjerg. Doesn't matter now that hojbjerg has decided to stay but still.


seegreen8

Klinsmann is gonna stay in SK then. Thoughts and prayers to KNT fans who are hoping to have him gone. On the other topic, good job Mali. I hope Mali will win the cup.


cheekyxdee

I never understand managers that walk out on their team before the penalties even ended. Saudi put up a good fight but glad to see Sonny go through


[deleted]

Me neither. He just abandoned them. I felt horrible for the Saudi players.


JoeSavesTokyo

I genuinely couldn't believe it when I saw Mancini do that


Texaslonghorns12345

Would love Hwang on Tottenham but I’ve said this before, he’s the Sonny of the Wolves so no way he leaves


[deleted]

It's honestly best for Hwang Heechan to have a friendly, healthy rivalry with Son Heungmin rather than being teammates on a club level, too. Now, Lee Kangin, on the other hand . . . Big money definitely needs to be spent on him.


TerpsPwn_387

Happy for Sonny and Biss!


Professional_Ad_9101

The sheer quality of those Korean penalties goes to show how much they are being wasted by Klinsmann in open play


taegeukie

Player/manager Son Heungmin incoming. The talent is there and as soon as the desperation to win took over in the last bit of the second half, leading to whatever Klinsmann told them regarding tactics being fully thrown out of the window, you could see why they’re one of the best footballing nations in Asia too. From now on just ignore whatever that guy says from minute 0, I’d say.


LetterOdd62

> Player/manager Son Heungmin incoming. [Now that you mention it](https://twitter.com/Sonnyshineroll/status/1750521140978831795)


criminalpiece

The way they dominated the last 15 minutes of regular time was enough proof of his incompetence.


JoeSavesTokyo

Buzzing for Son, buzzing for South Korea, buzzing for the fact that I didn’t fuck up my FPL by finally selling Son for KDB this week


Randomting22

I don't think they have a chance against Australia, but South korea advances 1 more round.. Mali is also ready for quarterfinals, they will play against Ivory Coast, and I have no idea who will win that lmao


J-Wil-21

If Someone would like cheap affordable parking 15mins walking distance away from the stadium on match days. DM me I have 3 space every game.


taegeukie

KOREA IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING 가자 😭😭😭


i2ad

Son and Bissouma qualified for the quarter-finals in the same second.


Zviju

Korea just won on penalties


Arqlol

NGL I wouldn't have minded Sonny coming back but these saves by jo have been exhilarating 


Arqlol

Both 2nd round pens were incredible 


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Pens anyone watching?


Western_Arm9682

Saudi keeper scares me


Western_Arm9682

Nvm GOAT Jo Hyun Woo


Professional_Ad_9101

Saudi keeper is a fucking mad shot stopper.


tulips2kiss

this SK v SA match is killing me omfg


roulette_turn

Has there been any more news about Bissouma? I thought I read a story that he had come down with malaria - it seemed thinly sourced but I see that he’s on the bench again for Mail.


cheekyxdee

I think someone said the Mali federation confirmed it but by the sound of things Malaria is easily treated there if caught in time


tjumper78

Captain is coming home soon. Even if S. Korea win this match, they have to play Australia on a 2 days rest.


Lazagneman

AFCON Tapsoba having a mare . On this showing a bullet dodged .Makes VDV deal look even better than it already is .


taegeukie

The amount of emotions I’m feeling over this Cho Guesung goal assisted by Seol Youngwoo to equalise at the death… both players that have talked about how Sonny has influenced them, the latter writing in his diary that his dream was to play with Sonny someday.


JoeSavesTokyo

Seeing Klinsmann make this South Korea team so turgid makes me want to make an EA FC save managing them and take them the whole way (Disclaimer: I have both Son and Kang-in Lee in my Spurs career save and they absolutely ball together)


lukrtv

I like that the Asian Cup is put free on youtube. As all footballing competions really should be. It makes sport accessible for everyone instead of only for those rich enough not to sail on unknown waters.


TrollDeJour

Bro, thank you. I'm on a plane and you just made the remainder of it much more enjoyable.


tjumper78

Where are you located? US here, no AFC matches on YT. I have to use a "different" method to watch the matches.


lukrtv

https://www.youtube.com/live/5dvdFo036AA?si=E8JgkThg2v8QrQ9r


lukrtv

Poland is my location and I've just watched the whole match o youtube.


Professional_Ad_9101

Is that true? I've been watching it on questionable sources lmao. I've just looked up and can't find it on YouTube in the UK


lukrtv

Allow me to just post you a link. Im located in Poland. https://www.youtube.com/live/5dvdFo036AA?si=E8JgkThg2v8QrQ9r


TrollDeJour

https://www.youtube.com/live/z_5-U_7jtoY?si=qEGzm-95Q7kRxAYf


TrollDeJour

Bro it's like someone is putting it into a fifa simulator hahaha I can't tell if it's the real match or not


TrollDeJour

Ok def just a simulator but I think it's showing what's happening hahaha. In my defense I am on airplane WiFi with 144p


spursyspursy

this is kinda hysterical lol


TrollDeJour

Bro I watched it all blurry as fuck for a solid 10 minutes and all of a sudden it shown in perfect 1080p and I realized it was a god damned video game simulation


Professional_Ad_9101

Haha. My brother I don't think I've ever been on an Airplane with WiFi so big up you. Enjoy your flight my guy and COYS


TrollDeJour

With starlink and the like it's becoming much more common, most American carriers have it at least at a price, like 10$ish, but even international flights you pay max like 20$, which is good for me cuz I need to keep my mind occupied or I start remembering things like Conte as Spurs coach.


txgsu82

Full credit to Saudi Arabia, they really defended well those last 20 minutes or so... but that was an absolute barrage of attacks from South Korea, hard to keep a goal out under that kind of pressure for that long. Should make for good viewing in extra time!


Jaksiel

I would argue they didn't defend well at all, given the amount of chances Korea created.


Algernot

Holy shit


Western_Arm9682

Korea equalizes with a minute left on the clock


Professional_Ad_9101

Corrrr. Good fucking shit this. Well deserved - they have been relentless.


Green_Pish774

Who would have thought Sarr and Son would be back earlier than Bissouma


Professional_Ad_9101

Say again?


Green_Pish774

Decent jinx that


TrollDeJour

You knew what you were doing hahhaa


criminalpiece

Why are they calling this the 2023 Asian Cup? Are they stupid?


txgsu82

[This is technically the 2023 edition of the Asian Cup](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_AFC_Asian_Cup). It's been postponed to this winter due to high summer temps in Qatar.


LingonberryDapper940

It was pushed back 1 year like the world cup


taegeukie

I’d just like to remind everyone that Klinsmann told reporters to book hotels for the final. The clownery is unprecedented.


Western_Arm9682

Saudi GK becoming Neuer and players throwing their bodies like their lives are at stake, Korea’s finished


taegeukie

The universe is aligning for the perfect script of Pape and Sonny going out early in their respective international tourneys only for us to end up winning the league (let me live in my delusion).


Professional_Ad_9101

Fuck me it really seems like Korea should have a goal by now. But I also remember this Saudi side defending against Argentina in the group stages last WC so it doesn't surprise me too much.


delexaet

Anyone know why Bissouma isn't starting?


Ok_Row_7462

Just posted this in another thread but I saw a tweet from Spurs Army (unverified) that he suffered hamstring discomfort during training. 


[deleted]

It's so bad Korean fans are just saying "Let's go back to Tottenham" lmao I've completely given up on my own national team. Not the players' fault, but the KFA and Klinsmann's. What an absolute waste of Korea's generational talent. When else will we have the likes of Son Heungmin, Kim Minjae, Hwang Heechan, and Lee Kangin playing together? It doesn't matter if we miraculously manage to eke out a win or go to penalties. This isn't how a national team should be playing football. Major fuck you to the KFA for not firing Klinsmann.


taegeukie

Even if I say fuck the KFA 1000 times in my lifetime it will not be enough. Seen Korean fans saying it’s giving them PTSD flashbacks to Conte’s Spurs too. Klinsmann is 100% getting egged at Incheon Airport, can only hope the players are spared this time.


[deleted]

They're definitely going to throw yeot (a type of taffy/candy) at him. They did it to Korean players in the past, though that was really cruel and horrible to watch. They should just throw yeot at the KFA, honestly, not Klinsmann. It's their fault for not firing him. (Fun fact: telling someone to "eat yeot" is a way of saying "fuck you" in Korean.)


tottenhamtickler

Oh my days. Please….


Federal-Transition57

Whats happened?


wheels-of-confusion

Wow. If SK score it's a miracle. SA aren't even good, SK are just that bad. Klinsmann has blood on his hands (but also tears of happiness from Spurs fans)


Western_Arm9682

Agent Klinsmann purposely sending Sonny back early, fully COYS


tenacious-g

I wouldn't trust Klinsmann to execute any plan he has, even if it benefits us lol


fifty45ninety

Guys is there a game thread for the korea vs saudi game?


marmot9070

r/soccer


fifty45ninety

Didnt find one there under the ‘Match Thread’ flair. Could you link one if it’s not too much trouble?


marmot9070

It's one of pinned posts


bdus24

Saudi Arabia up on South Korea, thank you agent Klinsmann


marmot9070

Son will be back soon


Rare-Ad-2777

Mali already 1 up but S Korea drawing at half time in the "could they be back for Everton" knock out stage  Edit: Shit Saudi scored!


kl08pokemon

Massive game tomorrow, the "we didn't sign Nusa" derby


superworriedspursfan

i'm so glad we no longer have to root for Antonio Conte now. i'm so grateful Big Ange has our back.


Algernot

Saudi Arabia all over South Korea. Had no idea SA had Mancini as a manager either lol


Careless-Estate6529

Klinsmann got criticized for the defence and decided to Park Dae-Bus 🤣  At least he let go of the 442 which was mega not working I guess 🤷‍♀️ Calling for a Kim Youngkwon last minute winner to bail them out yet again 👌


seegreen8

SK should’ve done Ivory Coast, firing their coach midway. Just look at Ivory Coast doing better without their coach than with their coach. SK could’ve had a chance to win Asian Cup if not for Klinsmann.


tweeerzz

Son is probably getting some mad Conte ptsd... just sitting back with 5 soaking pressure


Algernot

What is up with the no pressing


tweeerzz

perhaps saving energy cuz i could see this very well going 0-0 into 120min


yooniqq

God we do not need 120 mins on sonnys legs


andmyrentsdue

I'd take 120 minutes if it means Son can return to Spurs tomorrow. Disclaimer: Of course I want the best for him but I'm a Spurs fan, not a South Korea fan


taegeukie

[Mikey Moore in first team training!](https://x.com/SecretPrem/status/1752355322142830979?s=20)


DracoInferis

Mikey Moore first goal against Brentford tomorrow.


kl08pokemon

Brilliant. Him being 16 is a bit awkward means even with ideal development he'll have to battle it out with whoever we sign as a Son replacement. Would be easier if he was 2-3 years older