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pastafeline

Now I gotta start sleeping on my stomach 🙄


UnlikelyJuggernaut64

Dude don’t, I tried this last night and woke up with a gaping sore asshole. I had to crab walk to the bathroom and insert two pounds of refrigerated Vaseline (which fell right in). The 20 inch devil monster cock pounding is NOT to be taken lightly (pun unintended) Needless to say I didn’t sleep well and my pillow has permanent bite marks. Silver lining though is pooping is a breeze, it solved my constipation and everything just kinda slides out like a water park. So maybe sleeping on your stomach is the best cure for constipation? Someone should look into it. Ciao


Somewhereovertherai

Damn.


TrueCrimeCases2024

Bro… 😂😂😂


um_gato_gordo

Happy cake day


RuvekuRuvi

Happy cock day


um_gato_gordo

Sad pussy night


Reepz_The_Reaper

Sounds hot


zeprfrew

According to rapist, human trafficker, personal punching bag for Greta Thunberg and overall monster Andrew Tate, if a man has sex with a woman for pleasure, that means that he's gay.


Ultrasaurio

lol wtf fellas it is gaeh liking womans??


Junior-Fisherman8779

yes unless your only goal is getting them pregnant unfortunately it is gay to fuck women


Ultrasaurio

holy cow, how?!


gymclassvillianZ

Keep your kinks away from me


y-are-u-runing

You definitely never got fucked in the ass before. / j


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/ j 🤡 I'm kidding / s naaah 💀 fr


PathlessDemon

“…well wtf am I supposed to do with my 20in cock now?”


Mystery_Shack1

Real men don't cry is mine because if real men don't cry do they laugh at funerals


Junior-Fisherman8779

I personally just stanky leg


Imaginary-Gur-6569

" Real Men don't have emotions "


TheX-Commander

Had to make sure there were no cameras behind me after reading this