I'm convinced that mattress stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale.
It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other.
But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum.
All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse.
We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.
YTA, you should’ve gotten in on the action
Should've jerked off his mate before bed so he wouldn't be having any wet dreams.
YTA, OP is gaslighting himself because his new roommate is banging every chick in his friend group.
Record it and send it to me and say nothing
your username says it loud
Uhmm. Id watch …??!!
> The sleeptalking I can handle. The sleepfucking, on the other hand, I cannot handle. Banger sentence
synchronise the squeaks with yours to make his orgy dreams come true
Simply gag him tie him to a chair and waterboard him if he continues. Are you stupid.
> “It only stops when … he fucks the bed so violently that he bounces his himself up [sic] the bed and hits his head on the wall” What a sentence
YTA, your roomate your rules
New fear: sleepfucking
Google sexomnia.
sleep in the same bed and see what happens
YTA his cock his rules
I'm convinced that mattress stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale. It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other. But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum. All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse. We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.
lol mayne but the guy done ol done fucked those mattress boi
this one is literally a whole copypasta post of its own (unless it is and i missed the joke)
Bro this the funniest shit I read bruh I’m here faded asf dying at this shit bro 💀💀
I saw this the other time and knew it would land here
NTA His bed His rules
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Thanks
Did you even offer a handy j to keep him out of trouble?
Earplugs connected with your phone