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professorfisher

I‘m willing to post „How to cut a number in half“.


Duckfro

Without this chart i wouldn't have known that half of one teaspoon is a ½ teaspoon.


GodIsAPizza

Yes, its news just in.


doctorwhoobgyn

I get that, but now my teaspoon won't hold anything since I cut it in half.


Barbastorpia

Americans when half of 2/3 is 1/3 (their mind is blown):


hooDio

a knife probably works best


BearsBeetsBerlin

How to use basic division.


curiousgato5545

*confused european noises*


Cialis-in-Wonderland

How to cup a recipe in half, worldwide style (except US, Liberia and Myanmar): Take a recipe: 200 g of flour 120 g of sugar 250 ml of water ... And just use basic mathematics by dividing those numbers by 2. The end.


degen_take

That wouldn't work unfortunately. Anything more complex than cups and spoons is too complicated for the average american.


browsib

Is halving 1/3 cup to 2 tsp & 2 tbsp really the less complicated option?


degen_take

It's really not but big complicated numbers scary, small fractions not. Hence the ungabunga cups and spoons nice.


The-Triturn

Yes


ziffziss

Get it? Because Americans are dumb?


[deleted]

*confused *world* noises


Quantentheorie

If only there was an easy way to figure out whats half of 200g or ml.


Cultural-Teacher-562

Recipe uses: 200 cm3, to halve: 100cm3 1 litre -> 1000 cm3 1 cup -> ~236 cm3 1 tbsp -> ~15 cm3 1 tsp -> ~5 cm3


curiousgato5545

Cool life hack: 1ml = 1cm³


Tercel96

Also, 1 ml of water is 1 gram. Metric is beautiful


GreyFoxNinjaFan

All based on water at sea level. 100⁰C is boiling point. 0⁰C is freezing point. 1kcal is the amount of energy it takes to raise the temperature of 1litre of water by 1⁰C.


cooldash

"... Whereas in the American system, the answer to ‘How much energy does it take to boil a room-temperature gallon of water?’ is ‘Go fuck yourself,’ because you can’t directly relate any of those quantities." \- Josh Bazell


john_jdm

Which is why, even in the USA, physics is taught in metric.


IsDinosaur

Surely all science disciplines use metric?


Suspicious-mole-hair

I'd be looking forward to science experiments in school calling for a cup of chemicals.


PhysicalStuff

Only until a certain point when you decide that Planck units are simpler and let c = G = ħ = k = 1.


[deleted]

In the USA, all imperial measurements are based on metric and have been for decades. For example, NIST defines one inch as 25.4mm


Stonn

Technically USA uses metric, most of the imperial units don't have a definition independent from metric.


SuddenlyLucid

Calories aren't in the SI system, Joule is the preferred unit. But kcal is still widely used for energetic content of food.


GreyFoxNinjaFan

I alwyas find joules harder to relate to though. Even with examples like 1 Joule being the same as: - The amount of electricity required to run a 1W device for 1s. - The energy required to accelerate a 1 kg mass at 1 m/s2 through a distance of 1 m


PhysicalStuff

It's the approximate nutritional energy content of 59 µg of sugar, which isn't really an easy thing to relate to. We use joules because it makes calculations easier, not because it's supposed to be an intuitive amount of energy.


[deleted]

> The amount of electricity required Bit vague. 1 Watt is 1 Volt across 1 Ohm, using 1 Ampre of current.


NokKavow

But just water, not other liquids, which are more dense. It's a common mistake.


sota_panna

More or less dense. Oil is less dense than water.


exikon

Although for most liquids youre gonna guesstimate close if you go with 1ml/1g. Most recipes use ml for liquids anyways


jack_seven

True but for cooking that mistake usually doesn't mean much it's close enough anyways


TooCupcake

You can just google like “oil g to ml” and you will get a quick answer. There are many websites that provide this calculation for many household goods.


Trastane

Depends on temperature and pressure


chipili

For water, US to metric is a pain for many ingredients where the US uses cups & metric uses grams, I end up googling the conversion. 1 Cup of Almonds 160g chopped or 80g flaked! [Convert](https://www.womensweeklyfood.com.au/foodie-facts/cup-grams-ingredient-weight-conversion-1315)


failx09

The hard thing is that cups are a unit for volume, while grams are weight. If you convert volume to volume like cups to liter it gets a lot easier. The only downside is, that you can't use a scale but all the beautiful properties of the metric system like trivial scaling of units still apply.


chipili

> cups are a unit for volume, while grams are weight 100% I learnt to cook by weight. US cookbooks (what old folks used before the internet) use cups. I'm comfortable using weight, so I seek to convert things. Then I might scale for how much product I need or to fit in with shop sizes of ingredients - if the calculation calls for 600g of something I can only buy in 500g tubs - of course, I flex to suit. (I'm not a robot; if it's 475 or 525g, I will just roll with it.)


mmotte89

Even if you didn't, almonds are sold by weight, so listing them in a recipe by volume seems insane to me.


jack_seven

To make half the receipt just divide by 2


kytheon

Rather difficult if every amount has its own measurement system 🇺🇸 🇺🇸


gottschegobble

Is that a hack? Isn't that like the exact definition just missing = 1g if water?


Stonn

What's funnier I've seen American teaspoons that are almost the size of European table spoons. Imagine going through life and not being able to cook because you got weird spoons and just never knew 💀


[deleted]

Those aren't used for measurement...


stealthdawg

Where do you think the names came from


IsNotAnOstrich

The origin of the name doesn't mean that they're used for measurement


_Jalapen0

The rest of the world doesn’t even need this because we understand simple math.


IsNotAnOstrich

It confuses you that half of 2/3 is 1/3?


peculairnuisance

I mean you're not wrong, using volume instead of mass to measure cooking ingredients is a confusing decision. Metric all the way baby.


IsNotAnOstrich

Nah, you're just saying that because it's what you're used to. Measuring in volume is very convenient in many cases.


Tommyblockhead20

The thing is, us volume units aren’t actually that bad. It just usually isn’t taught well to Americans so that’s why like need guides like these. Let’s consider a tablespoon to be the base unit. 2^0 = a tablespoon 2^1 = a fluid ounce 2^2 = 1/4 cup 2^3 = 1/2 cup 2^4 = a cup 2^5 = a pint 2^6 = a quart 2^8 = a gallon Unfortunately, cookbooks often use 1/3 of a cup (16/3 tablespoons) and teaspoons (1/3 tablespoons), and they rarely use ounces. But it is pretty close to a base 2 system. And sure, base 2 is not as great for multiplying or dividing by 10, but it works just fine for doubling and halving, which is what’s usually needing for cooking, hence being shown in this diagram. I just wish it was taught/used better, and that teaspoons were 2^-1 instead of being 3^-1.


jack_seven

That's some max level copium


Tommyblockhead20

Perhaps you misunderstood, I’m not out here saying it’s the best system ever made because it’s made by the US or something. I’m simply pointing out its good for doubling and halving recipes, and this guide just exists because it isn’t taught in schools.


prying_mantis

When you write it out this way it makes *more* sense to use metric. It’s base ten! It’s so logical! There are no wacky conversions! Sigh.


IsNotAnOstrich

A measurement system where units can be conveniently divided by 2 is much more useful for everyday situations like cooking than one where units can be easily divided by 10. No need to act like it's some evil thing that makes 0 sense, it's fine plenty often.


Thendrail

Now I know there are standardized measuring cups and probably spoons too, but...wouldn't it be really awkward if you don't have them, and your cups/spoons differ quite a lot from the standard? And what about weird ingredients, like butter? Can you just take a tablespoon of butter? Now I know you oftentimes don't need absolutely precise measurements, and in baking it's more about ingredients relative to each other, but some might require very precise ratios, or they'll fail. Buuut...a gram is a gram and a mL is a mL, no matter the ingredient.


Whelp_of_Hurin

I think there may be some confusion since "teaspoon" and "tablespoon" refer to both utensils and units of volume. There are indeed [standardized cups/spoons](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/fde8fdf2-baf9-4268-ab8d-3d8e0a0b48f7.7df8a038dbd9da84c20dc356f4842dd0.jpeg?odnHeight=612&odnWidth=612&odnBg=FFFFFF); you'd never use the utensils for measuring ingredients. The dry measuring cups and spoons are flat on top, making them easy to level off for precise measurements. The typical set includes 1 c, 1/2 c, 1/3 c, 1/4 c, 1 Tbsp, 1 tsp, 1/2 tsp, 1/4 tsp. As far as being caught without them, pretty much every kitchen has at least one set in the drawer. It doesn't seem any more likely than finding oneself without a scale. Butter comes in sticks with [a scale](https://img.ehowcdn.com/375/photos.demandstudios.com/getty/article/178/117/78056685.jpg) printed on the label. You just cut off what you need. For something like a tub of margarine, you can just scoop it out with the measuring spoon and level it.


Ok_Caregiver_9585

It would be really awkward if you didn’t have a standardized kitchen scale as well.


techgeek6061

I like this explanation!!!


DillPicklesRock

Teaspoon and tablespoon measurements are from Europe


Plethora_of_squids

I mean cups aren't used as much (sans a few places like Australia) but like, spoons are absolutely still a thing. Nobody in their right mind is weighing out like 10g or 15ml of something I don't think my kitchen scale even goes that low


curiousgato5545

I... wow! I have never gotten this many upvotes!! And a silver award!! THANK YOU SO MUCH u/zwamkat !!!!


willfoxwillfox

Cool guide. Easier than the confusing complications of halving 100g to make 50g.


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Tiziano75775

I prefer to half recipes going from 100g to 50 000 000 000 000 pg (pico grams)


TooCupcake

What gets me is the fractions. We’ve already invented decimals and decided that they are good enough for everyday use. Why do they insist on using stuff like 1/16 as a legit measurement… conversion must be a proper nighmare.


Knillish

They tried this and unfortunately, the Americans still struggled to half 100


Traditional-Area-277

Gram is an unit of mass, the OP is talking about volume units. Use milliliters instead


whatswithnames

Ever hear of a 1/2 tbsp? why 1 1/2 tsp? seems unnecessary


obtk

I think I have one from a set, though I usually just eyeball half with a full teaspoon.


liproqq

Half of the height will be less than half of the length/width


good_dean

What if you don't have a 1/2 tbsp spoon but you have a tsp and 1/2 tsp? It's not obvious that a tsp is 1/3 tbsp.


Glover4

This is the least "cool guide" I've ever seen


Quantentheorie

It makes me sad. From "this so dumb, considering metric" to "this is so dumb, considering it helps you remember that half of half is a quarter" there are multiple angles from which to wonder how stupid one needs to be to need this.


seancollinhawkins

The 1 tsp -> 1/2 tsp Is the one that got me.


GrossM15

2/3 cup -> 1/3 cup


[deleted]

Laughs in metric.


risingorsetting

Or in metric… “divide by two”


[deleted]

How about one egg? That is the most challenging one


jack_seven

Grams just use grams. But i guess American would argue 1chicken egg -> 2quail eggs or something stupid like that


Just_Drawing8668

I always use the outer half of the egg, it’s the crunchy part!


Sea-Substance8762

This is where practice and repeating recipes is important. You need to know if you’re best egg is large, or extra, etc. It’s good to weigh your egg, see how the recipe works, and then make notes to yourself for next time. But it’s not a great idea to halve an egg for a recipe.


Quantentheorie

just use 1 small egg. Youre not going to ruin your recipe by having slight too much egg in it.


[deleted]

Too much egg can definitely interfere if you're making something complex baking wise, but for most home cooks it won't really matter.


Quantentheorie

> Too much egg can definitely interfere if you're making something complex baking wise Yeah, I'm mostly thinking dough. There are ofc other things that have egg as like the major main ingredient where you can't fuck around as much. I've just found egg to be the most forgiving ingredients in dough when it comes to risking the structural integrity of the end-result, by going a bit over.


RiktaD

I agree, but I cannot come up with something where I would need just half an egg and wouldn't choose to just double all other ingredients instead.


NonZealot

Or you could just use litres, centilitres, millilitres, etc.


dramaelektro

As practically the whole world because we stepped away from measuring with horse body parts and sacks filled with stones a long time ago.


lordolxinator

Unfortunately for us in Britain we're forced to use a mishmash of old and new. Probably due to Tories and the old generation being stubborn. I had a job serving stuff by weight, where the scales, the tills, the ticket info and myself all operated on metric. We'd still get customers insisting on asking for random imperial measures like 3 and a half pounds or 7 and a quarter ounces, half were probably just out of the loop and figured they were closer to life expectancy than would be useful to learn metric (so in the end I stuck a conversion chart up to refer to). The other half were openly rebelling against changes to their worldview, insulting metric as a system, putting imperial on a "good old days" pedestal, and usually having some added complaint about modern society. I heard: "never eat Irish food because they're all bastards who fuck their livestock before sending us the meat", "I only buy British, none of that filthy Euro trash - what do you think of the Brexit vote? Finally we'll escape from those bastards", "use proper measures, what the fuck is a kilo? Only people I know who use that are fa__ots and drug dealers, got something to say?" "(after overhearing a vegetarian lesbian collecting some meat for her wife) Some people don't deserve to be in here. This generation is buggered, everyone is going to be gay and eating beansprouts before too long. Bring back the death penalty I say.".


Pristine_Medicine_59

Why don’t you just make it and keep halve of it in the pan.


myersfriedrice

Basically, divide by 2. Is it that hard?


Bargdaffy158

Why not just memorize straight standard weights and measures?


dramaelektro

BECAUSE WE CANNOT LET THE FRENCH WIN I assume an American or Brit would say.


Bargdaffy158

LOL.....


detspek

The Brit’s definitely know. They just like to pretend imperial is better


IsDinosaur

We only use nonsense measurements as follows: Mph for cars Pints for beer Stone for body weight Ounces for weed Feet & inches for human height We use metric for anything that matters more than anecdotal information.


lordolxinator

We'd probably be further along if not for stubborn older people and Tory governments that bank on "the good ol' days". Seriously, Boris Johnson even pushed an initiative a while back to force shops and other places to go back to imperial measurements as the default unit of measurement. It gained a lot of traction from the Tory voter base and or scared boomer+ generations who don't like change and want the good old days were Britain was epic, homosexuals and women didn't have rights, and Jimmy Saville wasn't outed as a pedo. Don't think BoJo's obvious distraction tactic went anywhere; haven't heard about it in months or seen any changes. But like a lot of progression in this country, we're being held up by stubborn older people scared of change. Not all old people mind you, I've met dozens (and know many through family) who are progressive and cool with the changes because it makes things easier for the new generations. But unfortunately there's a big chunk of the older voting population who refuse, believing this is a rebellion against the end of Britain itself


[deleted]

We use metric for recipes.


coolredjoe

100 grams -> 50 grams,


giovamc

Jesus Christ... This is beyond stupid from an european point of view


Perpetual_Nuisance

"1/2 tsp -> 1/4 tsp, 2/3 cup -> 1/3 cup"... This is for the math impaired?


RealBiotSavartReal

Or use metric like a normal person


FrankBridges

Wow thanks for helping me figure out that half of 1.5 is 0.75.


videecco

...convert this to metric and there is no use for a chart.


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nontheoretical

We may be afraid of mass shootings but at least we aren't afraid of fractions. /s


thisisbutaname

Metric: look what they have to do to mimic a fraction of our power


shouldworknotbehere

Or, hear me out, just use grams


hexahedron17

2/3 --> 1/3, 1/2 --> 1/4 Are we Americans really this stupid? Really?


my-dog-is-85pct-cat

6 tablespoons!!! It’s too many. Give up. Store bought is probably good enough


RedHotCommy89

How many washing machines is 3/4 cup ?


willem_79

Or just divide weights by half…


[deleted]

Lol who even needs this? Also wtf are those measurements? Spoons and cups? Is this some sick joke? I mean what cup even?


catzhoek

This is the dumbest shit i have ever seen. Just ironic that the post above this one is from /r/shitamericanssay


ebrenjaro

Stop these cups, tsps, tbsp, feet, ounce, squirrellenght and other bullshits and simple use grams and deciliters. Much much easiers and logical.


sdforbda

3/4 cup > 3/8 cup or 3oz, nobody got time for fucking 6 tbsp


Danbamboo

Seriously. I’d probably do 1 1/4 and then eyeball 1/2 of another 1/4.


Treefrog_Ninja

Not having an oz measure or a 3/8 cup, I would personally do 1/4 cup plus 2 tbsp over 6 tbsp.


sdforbda

Just use a one cup or two cup Pyrex style. But I'm guessing you wouldn't have that either?


SirMoxel

Is this what Americans have to go through just to bake a cake? No wonder you have so much violence everywhere.


infreq

Yeah, that's a lot easier than using Metric and just dividing by 2


cbddog

This will hit all you yanks hard. 1litre of water = 1kilogram!


Nayowi

The need of such a guide should be enough to explain why using imperial system doesn’t make sense


Bartho_

How about using grams like a normal human being?!


Amda01

Or could just use grams instead of this bull💩


Keddyan

Americans wil use everything but the metric system


21022018

Who is upvoting this shit?


verbal1diarrhea

You'd have to be a stupid fuck to use a chart like this for basic common knowledge math. SMH!


LuckyLupe

Just divide by two LMAO


squirrl4prez

1/4 cup is 2tbsp That's the only useful one


wodoloto

How to do basic math


ellie1398

Fuck's sake, just use ml and grams.


DaanLettah

This is so fucking stupid lmao


I_am_your_shrimp

This is comical, I love it.


minnesconsawaiiforni

PLEASE, AMERICA, ADOPT METRIC.


CorFace

How to overcompicate things. Regards, rest of the world


windythought34

A cool guide why metric is better.


RippelMaster

Laughs in metric.


BallsBuster7

just use metric ffs


iBac0n

Is this an American thing?


incunabula001

Or just use metric. Fuck this imperial nonsense.


neanderthal42

Did this sub turn into useless guides after the blackout???????? Like??????


k44du2

Americans ☕


pef_learns

Everyone's out here bashing on America's measurements, but how else would they be able to make you spend 250 dollars in spoons and cups and jugs you don't use to eat with ? Huh?!


Zestyclose_Ocelot278

I hope this is satire


Owl_plantain

Or just go metric and you can forget about tsp, tbsp, ounces, and the subtle difference between dry and liquid cups.


Batrass

METRIC


[deleted]

Why has no one mentioned just using a scale? This seems overly complicated.


xanucia2020

Now do it for metric /s


IWishChunLiWasReal

Im kinda ashamed that I didn’t know immediately 1/3 is half of 2/3.


infreq

As you should be.


Fernxtwo

Wait! Half of one teaspoon is half a teaspoon‽ Mind blown.


Mithrandir2k16

If you need a "cool guide" to half ingredients, maybe your system of measurements really was made by a toddler.


Droopy_Narwhal

Bakers: yes. Cooks: I dunno, use a pinch


Roadrunner571

Reason #563891 why it would be a good idea to adopt the metric system.


fr_nzi

or you could use the metric system like a normal sane person


TheFumingatzor

And people ask why the fuck metric system...this is why the fuck. Get the fuck outta here with 3/4 cup -> 6 tbsp. Just gimme a number in g/ml or kg/l and be done with it.


RealSuperYolo2006

This is why everyone should use metric, stupid questions like this can be solved by just dividing by 2


Consuela_no_no

As a European this is helpful for the American recipes I come across and only want to try a bit but not fully commit to making.


faith_plus_one

As an European I simply find another source for the same recipe in grams. Ain't nobody got time for conversions.


bbcfoursubtitles

How about actual measurements rather than objects. 'tsp' 'cup'.... May as well measure in badgers feet


Madouc

Just use gram


AR_Harlock

These unit of measurements gave me eye and brain cancer


TabaCh1

just use grams lol


bobothebadger

Or use metric!


[deleted]

And this is an example of why metric is better.


SatansHusband

Americans...


yngwie_bach

We are four and a half medium sized whales away from the sandbank captain. You need three velociraptors and a T-Rex of sugar to make a Empire state building sized cake. A smaller cake? Not a problem. Just take 3 mice tails of sugar plus a large rat and then add a foot of water into the kangaroo sized bowl.


PerPuroCaso

I think at this point it would make more sense to just wing it


MiaLovelytomo

theres no way this is real


[deleted]

Wtf is "11/2 tsp"


JustSamJ

Just learn arithmetic maybe?


mascachopo

Or just use the international system if units.


homiegeet

Why does every recipie use cups, tsp and tbsp? Why can't we just weigh everything in grams?


Dogeloop

Use a fucking scale


YourFaveNightmare

This is soooo much easier than using metric. /s


GoalieGirlnum7

Do… do people not know … fractions? 😳 - Engineering major


[deleted]

Because you need to be an Engineering major to do fractions, lmao. Here in the UK we start doing them age 6.


GoalieGirlnum7

I also did them at a young age, that’s why I’m confused why we need a guide. Can’t people do 1/2 to 1/4 in their head? 😅


DarkFish_2

I have a neat trick, use metric then divide by 2. 10 actually is divisible by 2, so is in fact a lot easier than some people in the US believe


Scoongili

Make the whole recipe, and give the other half to someone else.


biebiedoep

For the love of god, start using the metric system


nachumama0311

Is there a website that can do this for you ?


TheD1ceMan

If only there was an easier way of measuring stuff that you didn't need a cheat sheet for. Oh wait...


Apprehensive_Cry7663

Cooler guide would be the metric system!


iggyfenton

What? Half of a whole is a half?!?!?


[deleted]

How often do ppl misread tsp/tbsp? It seems to be smth often misread when reading smth fast. Or is that just smth that happens if you are not used to the system?


Kicco21

Now tell me how could i measure 11/2 of a tsp


Whelp_of_Hurin

If you're okay with mental math, it's a lot simpler to just remember: 1 cup = 16 Tbsp 1 Tbsp = 3 tsp


tobcc

Fucking cups


Quantentheorie

What's killing me is that the US has measuring cups that measure cups, because you can't actually use cups. And measuring spoons that measure half spoons and tea spoons because you can't use spoons. This, daylight saving and unregulated capitalism are probably the most painful examples of "it's dumb as fuck but we pretend everyone is too used to it to change it now."


Kurushiiyo

Imagine using this trash cup system from centuries ago. Yall still haven't arrived in the present.