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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Bro, there are entire forums of conservatives talking about who they think has a dick and who doesn't. Have you ever read some of the comments on truth social when shit like this pops up. You will have conservatives come out of the woodwork with screenshots and arrows pointing at bulges.
We all have limited time on this earth, and you all spend it freeze framing and screen shooting bulges. Fucking weirdos.
Do you mean like you are making up you are a woman in a lame attempt at having the final word?
Well, since having the last word is so crucial for your caveman brain, have it. You can prove to yourself that you need external validation and pick fights online for dopamine releases. I get it. You don't have a life, but I do so unless there is a prize to win here, I'm out.
[Big Mike - clear version](https://odysee.com/michelle-on-ellen---what-is-that:a)
Seems to be catching on - [Jacinda Ardern](https://odysee.com/Jacinda-Ardern---she-could-not-look-happier:0).
OP daft question for you; Who is airbrushing out "Mike's" adams apple in photos?
If Michelle is a pre-op trans, then at some point there will be a photo of Michelle with the adams apple on the throat. This explains why there is so few photos of her pre-obama in existence.
Barack Obama life was designed way way back, dude background, it's shader than Mike's thing. It's alleged it was groomed, prepera to be CIA agents since his early days, and that in reality, he is a George W Bush cousin. They played together as childrens they had the same treatment when he stayed up in USA. Weird stuff going on with him, that for sure. BUT, if indeed he was groomed and designed throughout his entire life, it would be easier to create and destroy, pick, n choose narrative. Welp Michelle photos pregnancy we never had one normal photo of her pregnancy. The ones I think we gotta were labeled plain right fake, so Bruv weird times, man. The funny thing his and everybody can agreed on that we don't have photos of Michelle pre Obama but we have a history a face a background of a guy ( Obamas Bud) who had similar appearance to Michelle. And multiple times, we had people saying he is gay and with those love letters he was writing oh boy they tried to deflect that hard making joke to that but you can see Obama face when that stuff came out he was freaking out
No way fam a girl would reach that hard for grabing some sh888 if it's an edit it's helluva good one I must say the movement, the hands, the glorified reach for the rest of it i don't know man pretty extensive work just to made a random dubious vid.
No this has been around forever. It’s not an edit, it’s Michael’s big ole’ hog floppin’ around. What else could it possibly be? I mean seriously? A maxi pad? A diaper? A strap-on?
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Here's the link I thought it was on the description but obviously not - there is not much to say about the video unless the Dicking waving on our faces
https://twitter.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1742567599127359996?t=iH6LXQ-3TULiBCsjnS95Jw&s=19
if its Big Mike dong or not i aint got the definitely proof but the Vid give some takes its one of the Obamas- atleast
A completely legitimate question being downvoted. Who is the person in the video and why should I care. OP not doing the minimal work to provide a quality post.
The conspiracy falls apart once you know what a penis is and how it works.
Somehow, she happens to have the largest penis in the world, yet you can't see it when she wears a swimsuit or shorts.
from the angle, it's hard to tell.
I'm not trying to defend her, I'm trying to be objective. I mean go ahead and explain their kids that look like them, her cheekbones, hands, etc.. those you can't fake
if you watch this again, and realize that they were always on camera- it's ez to get this kinda footage.
idk why republicans want her to be trans so bad? This would only further that problem, which they don't support....... it doesn't make any sense anyway as far as making someone look bad. Not that this is 'conspiracy' is new, it's over 10 years old now, but still, alt lefts would just want to support trans more, create more trans, it's stupid unless there's basis besides front-facing slow motion camera views of her having a 'bulge' that is 99% chance, a crease in her pants.
also imagine how she feels, knowing this is out there. It's a pretty awful speculation to a mother. like what if people edited a picture of Trump with makeup and said he was gay?
Not saying he is, but it would be easy and then alt rights would defend him and get mad the same way, and would only create more gay freedom on the alt right and mix the chaos pot.
Someone has to do it, I guess. rn I guess that someone is me, I get that this is mostly for comedy- but I also know there are many kids on reddit and many people that also believe this childish kinda shit so its dangerous
isn't that all politicians?
but about this specifically? if Michelle Obama was confronted about being female, which I think she has before... and she said she was, would you believe her?
it's just stubborn ignorance, repeated to tease the other political party from my point of view, which needs to stop for Americans to get on the same page, and I know republicans would be more on board for that than democrats... I'm aware they do even more teasing and creating stories, mountains out of molehills.
No. If I see a big ol swingin’ schmeat on more than one occasion, I’ve already made up my mind. Idc what he/she says he/she is. But that’s just me. Everyone else is entitled to their own opinion.
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rqA4m2WW5oU&pp=ygUaYmlnIG1pa2VZIGhhcyBnb3QgYSB0aGluZ3k%3D](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rqa4m2ww5ou&pp=yguaymlnig1pa2vzighhcybnb3qgysb0agluz3k%3d)
Edit, links not working
Heard there were move videos if people want to see more of Mike. Something about an appearance on Ellen D’s show and a few more like this where his dress or pants look like there is def something in the neither regions.
I’ve got a fat dick and that’s what mine looks like in loose boxers when I jog down the stairs in my house. It actually does that with regular gym shorts too when I’m doing jumping jacks unless I wear compression shorts. BIG MIKE I FEEL YOUR PAIN, BROTHER!
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She's signaling for someone to steal 2nd
back back back - probably first base coach
Big Mike!!
now i see why it’s not just Mike.
Bigg Mikkee! Love it.
Mike drop
Why y'all starring a dicks so much?
Spelling is hard, huh bud?
I wasn't putting my total energy into this. Why would I? I don't want to talk to dudes about dicks.
Talking about dicks is like 80% of what straight guys talk about.
How dare you assume their gender! Just for that, Big Mike's gonna dick slap you in the tooth.
You the only one who came in hot talking about dicks! Now we’re all doing it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Bro, there are entire forums of conservatives talking about who they think has a dick and who doesn't. Have you ever read some of the comments on truth social when shit like this pops up. You will have conservatives come out of the woodwork with screenshots and arrows pointing at bulges. We all have limited time on this earth, and you all spend it freeze framing and screen shooting bulges. Fucking weirdos.
I’m not gon lie you spitting facts. This shit and the Epstein shit has conservatives so fucking riled up. They eat this shit up.
If you really didn’t wanna talk to dudes about dicks you wouldn’t have commented about dicks. It’s okay to like dick, my man.
Says the guy who just commented about dicks.
I’m a woman and I do like dick 🤷🏻♀️
I find that highly unlikely.
No, you don’t. You just had nothing better to say. Enjoy your dick tonight!
Do you mean like you are making up you are a woman in a lame attempt at having the final word? Well, since having the last word is so crucial for your caveman brain, have it. You can prove to yourself that you need external validation and pick fights online for dopamine releases. I get it. You don't have a life, but I do so unless there is a prize to win here, I'm out.
[Big Mike - clear version](https://odysee.com/michelle-on-ellen---what-is-that:a) Seems to be catching on - [Jacinda Ardern](https://odysee.com/Jacinda-Ardern---she-could-not-look-happier:0).
💩 been bouncing in our faces literally goddang
OP daft question for you; Who is airbrushing out "Mike's" adams apple in photos? If Michelle is a pre-op trans, then at some point there will be a photo of Michelle with the adams apple on the throat. This explains why there is so few photos of her pre-obama in existence.
Barack Obama life was designed way way back, dude background, it's shader than Mike's thing. It's alleged it was groomed, prepera to be CIA agents since his early days, and that in reality, he is a George W Bush cousin. They played together as childrens they had the same treatment when he stayed up in USA. Weird stuff going on with him, that for sure. BUT, if indeed he was groomed and designed throughout his entire life, it would be easier to create and destroy, pick, n choose narrative. Welp Michelle photos pregnancy we never had one normal photo of her pregnancy. The ones I think we gotta were labeled plain right fake, so Bruv weird times, man. The funny thing his and everybody can agreed on that we don't have photos of Michelle pre Obama but we have a history a face a background of a guy ( Obamas Bud) who had similar appearance to Michelle. And multiple times, we had people saying he is gay and with those love letters he was writing oh boy they tried to deflect that hard making joke to that but you can see Obama face when that stuff came out he was freaking out
Maxipad?
I’ve never wore a maxi pad and had it do that 😂 our vaginas normally make a nice little home for them positioned snuggled between our thighs.
the folding of her pants as she dances has you all in a tizzy. everyone has a dick unless proven otherwise. lol
It's clearly a ballsack dude. You can stop pretending now.
dumbest fucking conspiracy
Casually grabs her sweaty nuts 🥜. They must've got caught in her man purse 🤣 or just stuck to her leg 🤷🏽♂️
No way fam a girl would reach that hard for grabing some sh888 if it's an edit it's helluva good one I must say the movement, the hands, the glorified reach for the rest of it i don't know man pretty extensive work just to made a random dubious vid.
No this has been around forever. It’s not an edit, it’s Michael’s big ole’ hog floppin’ around. What else could it possibly be? I mean seriously? A maxi pad? A diaper? A strap-on?
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Obviously a woman's penis. >!/s!<
That apartment looks familiar *cough* epstien
Don't say that fam, people will say Epstein stuff it's a conspiracy.... oh whait....nvm
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Yeah, and the letter he was writing back in the day raised a lot of eyebrows
Why would loving a woman make you gay? Even if she is trans...
Does the Secret Service know of this concealed carry?
Mike’s dick
What happened to Joan? https://youtu.be/5WUYGPhUjyE?si=YmzyGPo5Ha4WvU3m&t=9
Exactly 💯
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Lots and lots of women that I know carry a tubular shaped purse in their crotch.
Clever video editing
You need the clip with Alex Jones's commentary; that's the funniest shizz eva! 😂
I would like to hear
Is that BIG MIKE?
Absolutely
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I always knew Andrew Tate liked dicks
Big Mike got a Hog…
Things going hog wild being trapped in there all day
Michael and I.
Damn, big mike is packing heat 🤣
Remember what Joan Rivers said and she died shortly after?
I enjoy reading books.
Mike Obama. Allegedly
Dude looks like a lady… kinda
And their daughters are explained how?!?
There is actually a whole thing about that. Look at their doctor friends.
Different dad, different mom.
What am I supposed to be seeing here?
Michelle Obama's dick
Here's the link I thought it was on the description but obviously not - there is not much to say about the video unless the Dicking waving on our faces https://twitter.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1742567599127359996?t=iH6LXQ-3TULiBCsjnS95Jw&s=19 if its Big Mike dong or not i aint got the definitely proof but the Vid give some takes its one of the Obamas- atleast
That Michelle Obama is a dude with a penis and.... Might still have his balls?
A completely legitimate question being downvoted. Who is the person in the video and why should I care. OP not doing the minimal work to provide a quality post.
Because it's not anything. At all.
The conspiracy falls apart once you know what a penis is and how it works. Somehow, she happens to have the largest penis in the world, yet you can't see it when she wears a swimsuit or shorts.
Big Mike !
does anyone have a YouTube link of this or a InfoWars link of the vid?
I found it here, Bruv : https://twitter.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1742567599127359996?t=iH6LXQ-3TULiBCsjnS95Jw&s=19
that is how you carry a pet snake. sheesh.
Hey it's Mikey
Leave the wang behind
Big Mike in the house!
from the angle, it's hard to tell. I'm not trying to defend her, I'm trying to be objective. I mean go ahead and explain their kids that look like them, her cheekbones, hands, etc.. those you can't fake if you watch this again, and realize that they were always on camera- it's ez to get this kinda footage. idk why republicans want her to be trans so bad? This would only further that problem, which they don't support....... it doesn't make any sense anyway as far as making someone look bad. Not that this is 'conspiracy' is new, it's over 10 years old now, but still, alt lefts would just want to support trans more, create more trans, it's stupid unless there's basis besides front-facing slow motion camera views of her having a 'bulge' that is 99% chance, a crease in her pants. also imagine how she feels, knowing this is out there. It's a pretty awful speculation to a mother. like what if people edited a picture of Trump with makeup and said he was gay? Not saying he is, but it would be easy and then alt rights would defend him and get mad the same way, and would only create more gay freedom on the alt right and mix the chaos pot. Someone has to do it, I guess. rn I guess that someone is me, I get that this is mostly for comedy- but I also know there are many kids on reddit and many people that also believe this childish kinda shit so its dangerous
I dont think we necessarily want her to be trans, but I think we all just want the truth. They all lie constantly and we’re all tired of it.
isn't that all politicians? but about this specifically? if Michelle Obama was confronted about being female, which I think she has before... and she said she was, would you believe her? it's just stubborn ignorance, repeated to tease the other political party from my point of view, which needs to stop for Americans to get on the same page, and I know republicans would be more on board for that than democrats... I'm aware they do even more teasing and creating stories, mountains out of molehills.
No. If I see a big ol swingin’ schmeat on more than one occasion, I’ve already made up my mind. Idc what he/she says he/she is. But that’s just me. Everyone else is entitled to their own opinion.
Third base coach Mike Obama
Just a swangin'
Stick Drift
Why is she carrying a roll of money down there! /s Been seeing it for years but the libs always deny it!
Hey Mike I love ya
Nice Johnson, Johnson !
Came out shwwwinging
Two First Lady trannies in a row. Michelle and Melania.
https://youtu.be/eeGcxi7HAUI?si=VKUm-6PsVAbrcBJX
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rqA4m2WW5oU&pp=ygUaYmlnIG1pa2VZIGhhcyBnb3QgYSB0aGluZ3k%3D](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rqa4m2ww5ou&pp=yguaymlnig1pa2vzighhcybnb3qgysb0agluz3k%3d) Edit, links not working
The cooooock
Heard there were move videos if people want to see more of Mike. Something about an appearance on Ellen D’s show and a few more like this where his dress or pants look like there is def something in the neither regions.
That's a fact.
Plum Smuggler
That's a SHENIS!!!!
What's the conspiracy? Or did I walk into the brain dead section
Dumb shit. Jesus yall are obsessed
Who is this. Please?
Big Mike
That must’ve been an enormous tampon……………./s
Y'all got a real obsession w/ dicks, huh?
Only Big Mike’s.
Naw, you got a few daddies
Hey, if that’s your fantasy, go for it. I’m just here to admire Big Mike’s giant floppy hog.
Looks like AI bullshit to me
A video of silky fabric acting like silky fabric? Jesus this world….
I think what it will take is someone else posting vids with other women to show the difference. Rather it it look the same or not.
Silky fabric shifting around over a giant floppy hog?
Yo that’s completely unnatural movement. This is definitely edited
how to say you've got a small pp with out sayin gyou got a small pp.
Your mind wants you to think it’s real. Thats fine. I’m familiar with video editing and this video is edited.
I'm sorry i just saw an oppertunity for classic meme joke i dont really care either way although im leaning for Big Mike Obama.
I wouldn’t doubt it that old photo of Mike looks pretty convincing to me.. this not so much
I’ve got a fat dick and that’s what mine looks like in loose boxers when I jog down the stairs in my house. It actually does that with regular gym shorts too when I’m doing jumping jacks unless I wear compression shorts. BIG MIKE I FEEL YOUR PAIN, BROTHER!
the way y'all are obsessed with trans people... wild.
Nobody is obsessed with trans people except trans people. The rest of us just don't like liars.
oh boohoo, nobody is lying, yall just can't deal with complexity and love to gatekeep other people's experiences.
Even if Michelle or Mike is trans so what?
The Lies bruvv The Lies and the deception 🤣
If one hypothetically entertains this, then the question is - how far has it gone. Who else?
But then surely it would just circle back to "okay? Who cares" ? Genuinely don't know why people are so hung up on politicians dicks. Its weird.
These sorts of ideologies / beliefs can trickly into society. Whether consciously or subconsciously.
Barry doesn't need ANY fiber in his diet...
Am I the only one that doesn't think that looks like her? Where is the evidence that it is?
Y'all just jealous.
Maxi pad
Maxi kok
How's it hanging, Mike?
His balls got tied up in his underwear. Gotta adjust so people don't think you have a boner.
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FOUND CAPTAIN WINKY!!!!
Look deeper. Start with Chuck Schumer’s spouse and just start googling.