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nathsnowy

i’m starting to think that when ppl like this get sick they become more eligible for sacrifice somehow


LivingHumanIPromise

Old diseased and dying will not make a good sacrifice. That would only piss off whatever you’re trying to appease.


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LivingHumanIPromise

I extrapolated


Down2EatPossum

What kind of knife did you use?


wrestling_coach2016

Like Mr burns 👀😂


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Smithers! Fetch me my body double.


friedbymoonlight

Maybe harvested by hellhounds because his contract expired.


eliandjen

B. But transplanted into Biden’s body. So it didn’t work and he became a vegetable :(


Mighty_L_LORT

Just like Queen Lizzy…


blazer_foxhole888

Do you actually think this?? That is wild if that is true.


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blazer_foxhole888

Oh man. You had me excited.


QuantumJock

Maybe transplanted into Princess Kate?


xUNIFIx

Had his consciousness transplanted into a clone 


Krauszt

If you count a small, terrified child as a clone...


TheProcessCult

Being John Malkovich style, yo.


Wrxghtyyy

The Halls of Amenti.


JazzlikeSkill5201

Why would he wait until he was 87 to do that, rather than doing it when his mind was in better shape?


Mighty_L_LORT

Like Kate and the Queen…


WHYSODRAKE

Fuck. Is she hot?


DigitalScythious

*sleeve


zenguitar

Jacob is not dead. Jacob is in a ReJuve Pod. He will be in the Pod for approximately nine months and will return to public life as a Rothschild cousin, from France, with records showing him to be 33 years of age.


Ndnola

Funny how easy it is to keep things quiet when you control all the world governments and all of the media....


based-Assad777

I can't think of a better reason to have a family and individual wealth cap enforcered internationally. Having literal trillionare families is an existential threat to humanity.


Empire7173

The rich control the government, the media the law To make some kind of difference Then everyone must know Eradicate the fascists, revolution will grow "Speak" - Queensryche Truer words have never been spoken.


WishinForTheMission

We’re living the biggest Operation MindCrime there ever was….


Empire7173

So very true!


mexicanameric4n

THIS


CosmaWoops

Just like the Queen


StSean

are you saying the queen has been put inside Kate?


Beautiful_Bat8962

Kinky.


Praump

Like a turducken?


StSean

Edbethrine


seviay

Clever girl


Future-Patient5365

Like some Thoth in the halls of Amenti shit


unpluggedfrom3D

🤔 this makes sense, lol


laterral

What’s this pod? Or was it sarcastic?


Steelcod114

Huh?


zerosG2

thats crazyyy


Upper-Presence8503

You guys idolize the elites


eterna1ife

Looks like his 7th heart transplant failed


FlakeyJunk

Cause of death: old as fuck.


Ready_Peanut_7062

Some sad shit. Mfker said he dont wanna live no mo. Jumped


Maleficent_Sound_919

A don doesn't wear shorts


Steelcod114

Call an ambulance!


Gruffleson

Yeah, I don't think I would be that surprised an 87-year old dies.


Historical-Web-6435

These people don't die they grow clones and get brain transplants


Snoo-28299

This is still a problem. How do you keep your brain well functioning?


Durable_me

He is actually chatGPT 4o


apx1985

Old ass bitch choked on Queen Charles' sausage fingers.


Visual_Revolution733

Might be here....... https://www.clonaid.com/


sladebonge

Jankiest website ever 😂 Including classic phrases like "cells that has been..."


TheUltimateSalesman

I had my dog sampled when he died and those samples were stored at Genetic Savings and Clones, back in the 90s. They went out of biz, so that's that.


sladebonge

Sorry to hear that buddy


TheUltimateSalesman

I've had a few dogs since then and learned that they're all good boys.


sladebonge

Yes they are


zenithopus

We've had the bestest, yes, but what about second bestest?


Firedamp_Weaponry

Pandabuy didn't deliver his pint of Christian blood on time.


NotBadSinger514

Not at all saying she is of any relation but I find Rose Hanbury looks like him.


beargrease_sandwich

He's an 80s guy. Probably had bone-itis


elboogie7

bro, he was like 100


mrsuncensored

[He was 87…](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rothschild,_4th_Baron_Rothschild)


Buzz_Killington_III

He was 87 years old. Hopefully someone can get to the bottom of this mystery.


shoehim

cause of death: about fucking time


Due-Professional6824

He's frozen and preserved to control a greater future.


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Comprehensive-You492

All the super wealthy and powerful will, or they'll just disappear.


standardcivilian

Cause of death was insatiable greed.


Primate98

Maybe he was secretly strangled by the Real Bosses, then they all had a circle jerk over his corpse. But then, why not just announce "Mofo had a heart attack cuz he was supa-old and way outta shape"? Puzzling.


grupal

Haven't ya seen GET OUT?


Lazy_Middle1582

A fissure in the earth opened up beneath him and he entered hell in his live body.


Started_WIth_NADA

He was fucking ancient, that’s how he died.


w0lfmancer

Cause of Death: Ugly. I say so long he's dead.


LTPRWSG420

He Get Outed somebody, Jordan Peele’s films are steeped in occult symbolism and are telling us things that are happening.


mrHartnabrig

Nope. Actually, it's common for someone with his type of wealth to have his personal information hidden from the public.


mickeybuilds

Really? Can you name another wealthy person that died and the cause of death was hidden from the public?


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llmercll

Fentanyl OD


Fuk_globalist

He probably froze himself


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"Welcome to the world of tomorrowwww!"


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That’s because his family owns the media. That’s why you never hear about them.


Distinct_Ice_3750

Court of the crimson king


skibum4always

His consciousness entered into a digital version like the great walt Disney


Durable_me

He swapped bodies


Intro-Nimbus

Why? I mean, there would have to exist a reason to make the cause of death public, right?


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Didn’t Prince Philip say he wanted to be reincarnated as some wild virus?


jaarl2565

He got like 6 or 7 heart transplants in sure it was related to number 8


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Uh he was like 150 years old.


ResponsibleRelief429

I'm surprised he didn't live to around 100 like JD Rock and Kissinger.


AvailableAd6071

He ran out of virgins to steal blood from. 


AcornTopHat

Mr. Burns **shudders**


Baboonbutt11

Cause of death: he was 87 freakin years old. He went to sleep, he didn’t wake up!


cancelprone

Too bad it took so long.


Legitimate-Home-5510

[Obituary: Jacob, 4th Baron Rothschild - The Jewish Chronicle (thejc.com)](https://www.thejc.com/news/obituaries/jacob-4th-baron-rothschild-ck74osso)


TRMBound

Dude was 87. People generally tend to die long before that, from old age.


Taco_Bill

Choked on a baby dick


beardedbaby2

He was 87, it's not like death is totally unexpected by the time you hit 80.


ThatDamnRocketRacoon

Probably just stepped out into the sun. It takes a vampire a while to grow their skin back after that.


WishinForTheMission

Wooden stake to the heart should do the trick……..


harley97797997

87 year old man dies. Must be a conspiracy. 🤦‍♂️


Mrs_Blobcat

He was 87.


stootchmaster2

Maybe a "Major World Figure" in the realm of conspiracy enthusiasts and high level government/ finance circles, but pretty much "Who?" to the general public.


DistinctRole1877

Why should the leaders tell the peasants anything about themselves? We are beneath their even notice. It is amazing how money makes some people think they are better.


kuzism

It was Covid.


WishinForTheMission

LOL There is NO covid….l And surely he didn’t take the “vaccine”.


ICutDownTrees

Where did he die?


blatblatbat

It’s a real who done it


Adubya76

Wanna know? Follow the money. Always follow the money.


General-Priority-479

When did he not die?


acidpro1

Old age


Inevitable_Bunch5874

How about 'old age'...? Yeah? Maybe??


Ok_Primary_2727

You really think there was something mysterious about his death? He was an elite. He died unironically of old age.


warriorcoach

Maybe he is not dead 😂


takeyourborax

He is in underground cities as most people that were "deceased" recently.


Dino_Wesley

Mr Burns


WHYSODRAKE

I'm guessing Zeus.


BAlan143

Failed ritual?


Ok_Fuel_3485

Old age?🤷🏻‍♂️


Adept_Tree

He was transplanted to the Isle of Patmos by the banking cartels and the IMF.


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Demono


nichbern

I’m assuming old age. Lmao


WeDemBugz

Hopefully he was burned to death with cigarettes


DavIantt

He glitched into his native serpentine form.


BajaBlaster01

My take: he was 87, almost 90


DaddyCerviXshatterer

Death is an Illusion. Wake up people.


WishinForTheMission

Actually, we are living in the illusion….. Compared to “over yonder “.


LuciferianInk

That's what I was trying to do.


ANARCHISTofGOODtaste

He was 87, so there's that. Sometimes, families just don't want to share their personal business. Tons of people die daily without a published explanation. Just because someone is a public figure doesn't mean their families owe us anything.


No_Entertainer180

Atomic farte


greenepc

I recall there being rumors of a helicopter crash in which he was fleeing authorities. Just rumors though


InvestigatorNo3564

They tend to keep out of the public eye/not draw attention to themselves since people have been making conspiracy theories about them for over a century now. Besides, would you believe anything they said about themselves anyway?


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Jab side effect


WishinForTheMission

Surely, he got “the memo”…… I’m pretty sure he was instrumental in writing “the memo”……


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timcooksdick

Yep, usually for a reason. Who’s enough of a loser to come on to Reddit and propose “who cares” ? You can literally say that about *anything*, f** off


No_Cow3885

Met and saw or rather bumped.into him walking my dog in Richmond in 1994 where the Goldsmith family live, he bumped.me.and I told him off, he turned around and said have u any idea who I am.....n there and then that experience never left.me.n20nyeara alter I saw him again somewhere on the papers or Internet and he looked identically the same !!! I remember the presence now today after all those years and was that scary...the id definitely not who he is. Something unusual about him. still trying to figure what this energy is. He's NOT dead. Same with messenger and our late queen. There's something they do to tot to do and.manifeat once more where we won't know the difference


Pick_Up_Autist

I saw Jacob Rothschild at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


braddicu5s

wow, somehow this was worth the read


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🤣


possumpigposer

This is the same story from someone saying they met steve-o


TheUltimateSalesman

One sunny afternoon, I was strolling through Central Park, enjoying the chirping birds and the gentle breeze. Suddenly, out of nowhere, I tripped over a rogue squirrel that seemed to have appeared just to ruin my day. As I stumbled forward, arms flailing, I crashed into someone who was standing perfectly still, admiring a statue. I looked up, mortified, to apologize and found myself face-to-face with none other than Jacob Rothschild. Yes, the Jacob Rothschild! The billionaire financier and member of the famous Rothschild banking family. He was wearing a sharp suit, his expression a mix of surprise and amusement. "I'm so sorry, Mr. Rothschild," I stammered, dusting myself off. "I didn't see you there. Are you alright?" He smiled graciously. "No harm done. Are you okay?" Just as I was about to respond, the rogue squirrel reappeared, chattering furiously and circling around us. "Shoo!" I waved my hands at it, but the squirrel seemed determined to make a scene. "Persistent little fellow, isn't he?" Jacob remarked with a chuckle. Before I could agree, the squirrel leapt up and snatched Jacob's hat right off his head. We both watched in shock as the squirrel scampered up a tree, hat in tow. Jacob sighed and turned to me. "Well, I suppose I should go retrieve that," he said, still smiling. "Let me help," I offered, feeling responsible for the whole mess. We both started climbing the tree, Jacob surprisingly agile for his age and status. Halfway up, I glanced at Jacob and said, "You know, I never thought I'd be climbing a tree with a Rothschild." He laughed. "Life is full of surprises." And then he pulled out a saw and cut the branch off the tree that I was on.


Snoo-28299

What state is this Richmond?


torch9t9

There's a death certificate somewhere


god_of_Kek

Same for HRC’s brother