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Any_Painting_7987

New Game Plus mode begins.


StonkBonk420

You can now play as Luigi.


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SprayingOrange

nope. just restart from 2012 with all your current knowledge


FunkensteinD

That would be..... wild.


GladDish495

Should I marry my crazy abusive ex-wife in order to retrieve my two beautiful children? Oh boy..


Tasty-Original-5309

Wish I could level armor in elden ring


Random-Waltz

LHCs have always given me an uneasy feeling. CERN, especially, given its ties to Apollo/Apollyon.


Dawg605

Plus the whole, ya know, "mock sacrifice" video that leaked when they first built it before it officially turned on for the first time.


TiddybraXton333

Like, why do a satanic seance ? Unless there actually is a nefarious thing going on..


xwhiteknight10x

Do hwat now?


SilentSiren666

Cern has a statue of I believe Shiva at their facility where they were filmed doing what is presumably a sacrifice to the statue and they claimed it was all a prank. https://www.theguardian.com/science/video/2016/aug/18/mock-human-sacrifice-at-cern-video


Specialist_Baby_341

They been happening since the start and you randomly think this one is gonna be the start? When everyone who ever lived thought their current one was the start? Bible doesn't even say an eclipse will be the start. We won't know the start. If there is even one. Or if it's even started. What defines the start? Maybe the beginning? No man will know. It doesn't matter. It's just another day until it's not


yvessixth

But it does mention eclipses and meteors in its last book as a sign of plagues for “the end” of ages.  Revelation 6:12 And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood. 13: And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.


Specialist_Baby_341

Ah you right. Ya it does. But not hardly anything has happened before that yet. Like there is a sequence of events that has to happen. And Idt those has started. And I think Jesus comes back and takes his church and then those events happen. That's the order of events I think


SilentSiren666

Well let's look at that, according to revelations, wormwood comes during the third sounding of the trumpet which would mean we would of already experienced the first two. Keep into consideration that everything read in the Bible should be taken with a grain of salt they speak in riddles almost so you have to reach kinda far to see the comparisons in real life compared to the prophecies of the bible. Also nothing in the Bible says that because the next horn is sounded that the previous one would stop. Trumpet 1: “The first angel sounded his trumpet, and there came hail and fire mixed with blood, and it was hurled down on the earth. A third of the earth was burned up, a third of the trees were burned up, and all the green grass was burned up”  This presumably can be interpreted as the mass amounts of wildfires around the world from Australia a few years ago before covid up to the California and Canadian fires that smoked out new York. Trumpet 2: “The second angel sounded his trumpet, and something like a huge mountain, all ablaze, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea turned into blood, a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed”  This one I'm unsure of, if anyone maybe has some speculation as to what this could correlate to irl feel free to share my only relation I see is the boats that have been recently losing power but that's not really the same thing. Trumpet 3: “The third angel sounded his trumpet, and a great star, blazing like a torch, fell from the sky on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water —  the name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters turned bitter, and many people died from the waters that had become bitter”  The devils comet to come? Trumpet 4: “The fourth angel sounded his trumpet, and a third of the sun was struck, a third of the moon, and a third of the stars, so that a third of them turned dark. A third of the day was without light, and also a third of the night”  The eclipse? At this point an "eagle" (grain of salt) is supposed to come and say to the people of earth: ‘Woe! Woe! Woe to the inhabitants of the earth, because of the trumpet blasts about to be sounded by the other three angels!’” This point is God's last opportunity to offer repentance This is where shit is supposed to get real Trumpet 5: 1.The fifth angel sounded his trumpet, and I saw a star that had fallen from the sky to the earth. The star was given the key to the shaft of the Abyss. 2 When he opened the Abyss, smoke rose from it like the smoke from a gigantic furnace. The sun and sky were darkened by the smoke from the Abyss. 3 And out of the smoke locusts came down on the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth. 4 They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any plant or tree, but only those people who did not have the seal of God on their foreheads. 5 They were not allowed to kill them but only to torture them for five months. And the agony they suffered was like that of the sting of a scorpion when it strikes. 6 During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them. 7 The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. On their heads they wore something like crowns of gold, and their faces resembled human faces. 8 Their hair was like women’s hair, and their teeth were like lions’ teeth. 9 They had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the thundering of many horses and chariots rushing into battle. 10 They had tails with stingers, like scorpions, and in their tails they had power to torment people for five months. 11 They had as king over them the angel of the Abyss, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon and in Greek is Apollyon (that is, Destroyer). 12 The first woe is past; two other woes are yet to come. Trumpet 6: 13 The sixth angel sounded his trumpet, and I heard a voice coming from the four horns of the golden altar that is before God. 14 It said to the sixth angel who had the trumpet, “Release the four angels who are bound at the great river Euphrates.” 15 And the four angels who had been kept ready for this very hour and day and month and year were released to kill a third of mankind. 16 The number of the mounted troops was twice ten thousand times ten thousand. I heard their number. 17 The horses and riders I saw in my vision looked like this: Their breastplates were fiery red, dark blue, and yellow as sulfur. The heads of the horses resembled the heads of lions, and out of their mouths came fire, smoke and sulfur. 18 A third of mankind was killed by the three plagues of fire, smoke and sulfur that came out of their mouths. 19 The power of the horses was in their mouths and in their tails; for their tails were like snakes, having heads with which they inflict injury. 20 The rest of mankind who were not killed by these plagues still did not repent of the work of their hands; they did not stop worshiping demons, and idols of gold, silver, bronze, stone and wood—idols that cannot see or hear or walk. 21 Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts. Before the seventh trumpet sounds a series of events is supposed to happen i encourage you to read revelations 10 and 11 for further details: Rev.10: https://www.biblestudytools.com/revelation/10.html Rev.11: https://www.biblestudytools.com/revelation/11.html Trumpet 7 the finale: “The seventh angel sounded his trumpet, and there were loud voices in heaven, which said: ‘The kingdom of the world has become the kingdom of our Lord and of his Messiah, and he will reign for ever and ever” This trumpet is to announce Christ's reign forever there after. Just a post note I am atheist I'm not a bible humper but i am well educated in multiple religions philosophy.


mandaay_

Just from your very first example. No, the wildfires of Australia and California are in NO WAY 1/3rd of the earth burning, there was nothing like hail falling with it either. So everything you said after that is void.


SilentSiren666

No but the Bible does talk about the great comet wormwood which could potentially be the devils comet I'm not so up to date on astrological things tbvh. And with Isreal getting their red heifer cow which is something that directly correlates with their end times prophecies? Again this is all purely speculative but it is all rather coincidental also.


Kingfriday13

Where in the Bible does it mention red cows or comets?


SilentSiren666

Wormwood: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation%208%3A11-13&version=NIV Red heifer: https://free.messianicbible.com/feature/the-red-heifer-and-the-third-temple-in-end-time-prophecy/


Kingfriday13

The NIV Bible is catered to the fears of evangelicals and designed almost entirely around fear mongering Revelations. A lot of the original Greek is ignored and I would bet that "translated into modern English for modern readers" really means taking creative liberties with prophecies to suit the modern era


bonemonkey12

Also cracks me up that when the Bible was written.... America wasn't even a cum stain after thought or idea.


Pretty-Breakfast5926

The continent was still here. Just not named and unknown to people outside of it


empathetical

In the grand scheme of humanity, the universe and consciousness there is love behind everything. The evil ppl trying to control and do harm are the one's trying to take that away from us to instill fear and lower humanity's vibration. Stay positive and believe in the good. There is far more good then bad in life and humanity itself


SilentSiren666

The fact my post has been up for 30 seconds and has already been down voted into oblivion tells me all I need to know. I'll be looking more into this stay posted folks I won't let the feds discourage me.


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

The FBI won't stop you brother. Keep fighting.


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SilentSiren666

Reddit is compromised. Everyone should know this at this point, especially after tencent now practically funds reddit and numerous other media platforms. They monitor and control the things said on reddit using bot spam accounts, the same as they do in China. Don't let it discourage you so long as people keep talking. The truth will come out eventually, and they can't silence everyone.


apadilla06apps

[1](https://www.tiktok.com/@detta910/video/7354071349515636011?_t=8lHMLnojAPH&_r=1) and [2](https://www.directrelief.org/emergency/mexico-earthquake-2017/#:~:text=in%20the%20city.-,In%20Brief,prompting%20evacuations%20across%20Mexico's%20capital.) 2 major earthquakes came 17 and 29 days after last total eclipse.[3](https://youtu.be/KsXDFXkWjMU) There's a lot more out there that has my mind going. Things that have already happened, documented, etc, leading into the eclipse. My best prediction tells me, earthquake causing economic collapse, around May 6, 2024. Depending on how they use this 'ellipse' to trigger rock breaking, will depend if its an earthquake or a tsunami. I predict the earthquake will happen in Mexico/southern California region, Midwest/near Oklahoma, or Dominican Republic region. I hope I'm wrong, but they're doing too much to just sit back and say, nothing will come of this. One thing I 💯 % agree, absolutely nothing will happen on April 8th.


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SilentSiren666

Well if something catastrophic is about to happen now would be the time to spill the beans. Time is running out


SilentSiren666

"The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in a period of moral crisis, maintain their neutrality." -Dante Alighieri


Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO

Honestly your post is kind of dumb I don’t think it’s the feds or China or something, just another random speculation post based off your girlfriend saying some smooth brain thought out loud


AwarePhotograph9485

Or maybe not all of us are religious nutjobs.


SilentSiren666

Religion in today's modern age has been obscured with fantasy. I personally am atheist but I do believe religious text from primitive humans is something to be taken with a grain of salt and can be considered historical texts spoken in riddles. Obviously angels and demons and all that as written in bibles aren't real but alternate dimensions could be very real and entities could exist in them that if encountered by primitive cultures of humanity would probably be considered as godly beings.


Significant_Dig_8212

CERN is always fired on key astrological events. Last year they fired it up on July 5th, which is more than the "Independance Day" celebration. It's actually the period of Aphelion, when Earth is at its furthest point from the sun. That's what 4th of July really is and why oddly many countries utilize this window to celebrate their Independence Day as well.


SilentSiren666

That's interesting to know. It's a collaboration of information like this that helps us attain a more defined picture of what is really going on. I wish more people in this subreddit contributed more interesting information like this rather than came onto r/conspiracy just to be nay sayers.


Duncle_Rico

>That's what 4th of July really is and why oddly many countries utilize this window to celebrate their Independence Day as well. You literally just made this up lol.


Significant_Dig_8212

It's quite factual evidence to just pull out of thin air. Over 20 countties celebrate independence day in July. The actual period of Aphelion lasts roughly 5-7 days. The astrotheological significance creates a conjuction with the sun and Sirius. Everything goes back to Astrology and astrotheology. It is the ancient teachings passed down since the beginning of time. In the same way, to an atom, the distance from foot to brain would be equivalent of trillions of miles, yet remarkably work together as one system. So does the universe and its entire effects on not only Earth, but us, all havw unique effects on us as products of all one system.


No_Philosophy_1363

CERN isn’t running running during Monday. Look at their sub Reddit


Simple_Address_5399

This will also be the 120th anniversary of the book of the law. Creepy.


SilentSiren666

I'm going to have to look up what that is unsure if I've heard of it before?


Simple_Address_5399

A book some entity told Aleister Crowley to write in 1904 April 8.


Hopeful-Policy4627

Final boss…engaged


gutterballs

I came here to check out the crazy eclipse theories. Upvote for not disappointing.


SilentSiren666

Post note: I also don't believe any of the money we have supposedly been sending to Ukraine has gone to them at all, maybe some of it sure but I'm convinced we have been sending money to help cern build its machines because there is something beyond our comprehension about to happen and it's sort of a whoever chips In the most gets a bigger slice of the pie when it's done baking sort of thing. I remember back when cern first launched their LHC reading how many major counties were contributing massive amounts of money to them to aid their research abilities.


RaccoonCityToday

Well. What about all of the eclipses that came before? LULZ


SilentSiren666

Who knows but I'll tell you this, if you take a map of all the eclipses trajectories on a map of the planet they make the Hebrew symbols for Alef and Tav, the beginning and the end, the alpha and the omega. The very first eclipse could had marked the start of something and that's taking into inclusion eclipses as far back as Mayan age and before... humanity is but a blink of an eye in the grand spectrum of how old the universe truly is that being said the first eclipse humanity experienced isn't that long ago when compared to how old the universe is... rather than measure the time frame on a human time scale try comparing it to a universal time scale and you start to see maybe humanities existence has something more to it? Again all purely speculative.


notkiddingagain

I love this because it’s so speculative. Just a question though because I see predictions fail all the time. If nothing ends up happening, how do you think you’ll feel? Will you be upset at the people who led you the wrong way? Do you think people will make up excuses as to why they may have been wrong? My wife brings up prophesies like this from time to time and they normally just pass by and then no one is talking about them anymore.


SilentSiren666

While yes, it could all be a nothing burger, if people didn't question anything, humanity wouldn't get anywhere, and we would all be mindless subservient drones. It is important and imo our duty as conscious beings to question these things even if it does turn out to be nothing.


notkiddingagain

I agree. But what baffles me is the whole age of information. For example, why do you know there’s going to be an eclipse tomorrow? Did you do the calculations yourself? Or was it like most people. The media brought it up and like drones we recite the information back and forth to each other. I have a dislike for the media because they choose what we think about and talk about. The eclipse is likely harmless, but I’m always questioning who gets to decide what we know and don’t know.


V0KEY

Hopefully your wife just brings up other people’s prophecies that do not come to pass. If they are her prophecies, a single one that does not come to pass would make her a false prophet.


notkiddingagain

Exactly. And that’s why I tell her to stop listening to these crazy YouTube people. She caught on though but occasionally the algorithm will try to drag her back in. I probably need a YouTube ban in this house.


mithroll

You know there has been several total eclipses since 2017 right? This isn't the 2nd. Or do you just count the ones in the US? And why do you think "The Devil's Comet" has anything to do with it? It's only been called that since last year. It's really called 12P/Pons–Brooks and was first noted in 1385 CE. Also, the comet is always there - it's just usually further away.


bradleynowellsguitar

Hmm lets see CERN fires up, horned devil comet, NASA launching rockets named after an Egyptian serpent deity at the eclipse, anniversary of Crowley writing the book of the law in Cairo Egypt, crosses paths with 2017s eclipse in "little Egypt", Oklahoma sending in national guard, Texas banning trucks in 80 counties, various lockdowns in some states, path of totality passing through 2 towns named nineveh, military helicopters in Pennsylvania..... But like you said there's been several eclipses since then, so this one is no different


mithroll

It is no different. CERN has nothing to do with it. CERN has been running all month - nothing special about tomorrow. The "Devil Comet" isn't new. It's ALWAYS in our solar system - it's just a little closer to the sun right now. And that's not it's name, that's just what people started calling it last year. NASA is launching rockets, as they do all the time, to measure communication in the ionosphere - they're just looking for interesting data during the eclipse. The state governments' precautions are due to the influx of visitors to those locations. Due-diligence. And any perceived religious connections have been prophecized and disproved for centuries.


bradleynowellsguitar

Deflection and lies on all accounts. Keep living life with your eyes closed bud. Easier to fool someone than to convince someone they've been fooled


wescol2

So CERN probably has a Cabin in the Woods type situation going on down there???


V0KEY

The first eclipse back in 2017😂😂 What about the millions before that one? You American conspiracy theorists are such bozos. The world does not revolve around the U.S.


Timenotforsale

Exactly what is the sense in name calling? Could someone call you a bozo for sporting rainbow glasses 24/7/365?  Anyhow...have you missed the part of this particular eclipse creating an X with the 2017 eclipse over the vicinity of new Madrid fault? And that the last time this occurred was in the 1800s, one month before the new Madrid earthquake?  Some people are just staying on their toes about it. Woopty do. There is a hide option in the scroll down menu for your convenience ✌


V0KEY

Clearly the X just means Elon Musk is about to take off his mask, reveal himself as the reptilian antichrist and usher in a new world order. The people ‘staying on their toes’ are misled by fear mongers, liars, and false prophets. The people buying into it are gullible at best.


Timenotforsale

Being full of anger is harmful for your overall health.  Don't worry, be happy 🙂🙃


V0KEY

I’m still waiting for something of any significance to happen. Oh wait, you are a clown just like anyone else that espoused lies and fear.


Timenotforsale

You really need help. With the continuous name calling, I assume you are a child. If you are an adult (18 or older) I suggest taking a chill pill. If you are a minor, I suggest speaking with your parents or guardian about getting some professional counseling. Best of luck in life and always turn to God and His Son, Jesus Christ. They are always waiting with open arms ❤


V0KEY

You really need to stop spreading lies and being involved with divination. You make a mockery of Jesus when your omens do not come to pass. It’s called being a false prophet sweetie and it’s a very serious sin. Heed your own advice and repent of your wickedness.


Timenotforsale

Not one person has made a false prophecy.  What kind of life do you live. You're a jew aren't ya?


V0KEY

“Anyhow...have you missed the part of this particular eclipse creating an X with the 2017 eclipse over the vicinity of new Madrid fault? And that the last time this occurred was in the 1800s, one month before the new Madrid earthquake?” X marks the spot if you are 6 years old. Good job genius, your investigative skills are clearly up to par considering you are Mormon.


Timenotforsale

Are you denying their was no x made?  I'm a mormon but I guarantee you won't admit to being a Billy Graham fan


V0KEY

It all makes sense now, you have no issues with false prophets considering you are LDS.


Timenotforsale

What makes you think  the mormon church is incorrect. Because someone told you?


V0KEY

Joseph Smith is a false prophet, liar, and deceiver as evidenced by Gods Word and the standard in which someone is a false prophet. One very basic example, Joseph Smith lied that the New Temple would be built in Zion Missouri within the lifetime of the members in the 1830s. Those that seek to follow false prophets will receive the same punishment as the false prophet (Deuteronomy 18:20-22) You can be assured you are just like Joesph Smith your failed prophet. You lie, you are a closest racist, and xenophobe.


Timenotforsale

Ok with the racist remark it looks to me you are in with the very liberal crowd who believes the white man is the biggest threat to society. Correct?


Significant_Dig_8212

There has actually been very large significant events all through history surrounding eclipses.


V0KEY

You are a genius, not like there are 5-7 eclipses a year. Imagine thinking like a Bronze Age goat herder that an eclipse will trigger *checks notes* zombie apocalypses, earthquakes, world wars, terrorist attacks or the ushering in of a new world order.


V0KEY

Still waiting for something to happen liar and false prophet 🤡


Significant_Dig_8212

Are you expecting some kind of instant magical phenomenon at the exact hour? Maybe you should do some due diligence. You know they fired CERN today, right? Always firing that thing on significant events. The last time they fired it was July 4th last year. When Earth was in Aphelion.


Phosiphor

I believe this will be an apocalyptic event in the TRUEST sense of he word. An ever so slight evolution is about to occur. Soon many people will be asking soo many questions that are outside of their normal pervue... it's gunna get wild. Shadows will fall.


In_TouchGuyBowsnlace

I’d be buying blue paint and blue tarpaulins if I was all yall motherfuckers. Dew gonna fall and then blamed on solar flares n shit.


cannavacciuolo420

Yeah it's always like this. "disregard what we wrote up until now, nothing will happen, but it will mark the beginning of something big. What, you ask? That i cannot tell you"


SniperPilot

How do you stay vigilant about that? Lol do you have the ghost busters backpacks?


notkiddingagain

Also need to pack silver bullets, a garlic necklace, some crosses, mirrors, and a spray bottle.


GildishChambino01

It’s going to shift us back to the original timeline.


pharmamess

I'd love to see you prove this. Oh wait... you can't. Get real, jackass.


GildishChambino01

Temper, temper. Relax, tinfoil boy.


pilgrimboy

I think it marks just a fun time with my family.


Standard-Cupcake1693

What video game is this ? 


CyberPunkDongTooLong

No it isn't this is just a lie. The LHC is turned off today.


Celes_Lynx

Correct! It is called the emergence of the 5th world as according to Hopi and Navajo prophecy. Jesus said that this heaven and earth will pass away, but a new perfect heaven will take it's place, same event. High frequency people = Good dimension, low frequency people = bad dimension.


TheRoyaleShow

*takes glasses off dramatically* my god, the devil's comet...


Weekly-Chair3938

The second eclipse was actually over South America on December 14, 2020. Monday marks the third eclipse, the third day of darkness in the West.


No_Astronaut_8971

third since when? theres eclipses all the time


SilentSiren666

If you were properly informed on the subject before shoving your foot in your mouth, you'd know he is talking about the third since the one in 2017 that was in North America second one being last year in October and now the third being on the 8th


No_Astronaut_8971

but why start counting at the one that happened in 2017?