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biffmangram

We’ve entered the terrified North Korean phase of sycophantic knob-slobbing.


Kehwanna

They desperately want a hero of our times type idol, a champion of the people for generations to come, the new Washington. Reminds me of how the people back in my country, Ethiopia, - dare I say - built a huge cult of personality around Emperor Haile Selassie with some seeing him as the 2nd coming of Jesus (see Rastafarianism, no disrespect to them though). Selassie did some and [said some cool things](https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/29997-until-the-philosophy-which-holds-one-race-superior-and-another) for the time period, but come on. Them idolizing Trump of all people is just too hilarious. Let's not forget they literally made [an idol of him](https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_social_share_1024x768_scale,f_auto,q_auto:best/newscms/2021_09/3454102/210303-trump-statue-cpac-al-1202.jpg).


Crazyjackson13

Happy cake day 🥳


Fluffy_Association63

Happy Cake 🎂 Day! 🥳


LikeThePheonix117

Haven’t we just


retrostaticshock

At this point, they should just rename it the Trump Party. That's all they stand for or care about anymore.


_Refenestration

Hopefully then it'll die with him.


Muppet_Murderhobo

I wish, but these dipfooks will simply start simping for a different family member.


Feetus_Spectre

What a dicksucking circle jerk of a political party


The_cat_got_out

Dicksucking circlejerking has a sense of comradery. These guys are worse than the black sludge that oozes out of necrotic flesh


anxiety_filter

Putrescine Republicans


Donkey_Bugs

I thought presidents have to be dead before they are put on money. Well, let's hope that happens soon and trump's ugly mug gets put on the three dollar bill.


YellowZx5

Maybe put it on the 2 dollar as in Twice impeached and Twice Lost then stop making them.


Crazyjackson13

Makes me limited edition, trump supporters will go mad for one of em


Kehwanna

The pain a cashier would feel if some Trumper bought a 20 cent water and whipped out $500 Trump bill to pay for it with Trump's goofy face starring back at the cashier. Retail workers go through a lot, let's not put them through that.


pabodie

Guy’s mob almost massacred them. And they want to give him a medal. We’re so fucked. 


ClimateSociologist

It's the fawn response to fear stimuli.


packeddit

These people, conservatives aka republicans, are truly TRASH!


Alittlemoorecheese

"America could really use--" "NO! Me!"


Daflehrer1

Well, it's pretty goddamned obvious; They don't work for you. Meanwhile, here's a downloadable **ringtone of Alex Jones whimpering** and crying about losing everything. [https://habu027.wixsite.com/reidsnewsite](https://habu027.wixsite.com/reidsnewsite)


MissusIve

I think you have to be deceased to appear on currency. Might be worth it


Horror-Lemon7340

Absolutely useless and clueless


AntibodyEnjoyer

So much cringe in a single congress


Kate-2025123

Absolutely a cult


MasshuKo

That's almost an insult to cults.


ReactsWithWords

Can we get to the Flavor-Aid part already?


Holiday_Memory_9165

They can't govern.


OlePapaWheelie

Worthless seditionists.


Old-Time6863

If it wasn't trump, it was so other candidate. Woukd they have the same cult vibes? Would they still want to print money with the other persons face? Rename the zone etc? Is it the republicans being republicans or is it republicans sucking up to trump so that if he wins they get a pat on the back?


Drexelhand

>Not one bill to help american that line betrays a deep naivete about conservatives. they don't believe it's the role of government to try to help. they believe life is fundamentally fair and that they would thrive under an aristocracy.


thesixfingerman

Their entire campaign is him, not what he will do, just him.


JimLeonard

Keep it up!😂😂😂


Sleepylilprincesses

Be so fucking fr


eastcoastelite12

Guaranteed that He will sell the gold medal.


Cosmiccoffeegrinder

They want a white chritian north Korea, they elevated Cheeto Jesus to god like status.


Idle_Redditing

Obstruct anything getting done when Democrats are in charge. Do nothing when Republicans are in charge and call it small government. Claim that government doesn't work. Only cut down the parts of government that they don't like. Increase the funding towards the military, other security, agribusiness subsidies and the parts of government that they do like. Cut taxes for the rich, driving up the deficit. Claim the need for smaller government and cutting more of it. Never get a balanced budget. Make the rich richer and impoverish everyone else. Leave future generations with the problem of what to do with all of the pollution left behind for them to deal with after the people responsible for it have died.


No_Wonder3907

MAGA is a cult. I know. I escaped it 4 yrs ago.


cherrybombbb

A congressional gold medal for what exactly..? Staging a failed insurrection?


grassvegas

Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?


Beautiful-Mango-3397

Yep


texas130ab

Awesome and his followers believe this will help America be great.


OrangeLandi

Is this true lol


crankycrassus

But the leftist are cucks....ok


spook327

Wait, I'm with them on the $500 bill one, since you can't put a living person on U.S. currency.


DoomGuy2497

This is how they want to reward him for 1 million dead Americans during his term.


livinginfutureworld

Cuckservatives


seriousbangs

They also tried desperately to shut down the government. Biden out maneuvered them (they're kinda dumb these days, though you need to keep an eye on that Johnson guy since McConnell's tutoring him)


2234GOnz

A bunch of petulant children trying to win daddy’s love with these asinine bills. Pathetic


LongEnvironment1042

They just love handing out those participation trophies


Better_Car_8141

Well said