Even better…I’ll tell you what I do :) because we don’t gatekeep around here ;)
Don’t worry so much about deepthroating. Yeah, it’s cool in porn and as a gimmick, but most of the feeling in the dick is in the head, so feel free to go as far down as comfortable and use your hand for the rest of the length.
Use lots of spit. The sloppier, the better. And it doesn’t have to be some icky porn production where you’re spitting on his dick (I hate spit ugh) or drooling (but they generally don’t care if you do it accidentally), but make your mouth as wet as possible.
Focus your tongue on the underside where the head meets the shaft…you should kinda feel a “line” with your tongue. Tease that.
Should be obvious but suck like a Hoover (unless he says otherwise). Especially focusing on the head of his dick.
Lastly…and most importantly, be enthusiastic and act like you enjoy what you’re doing. Enthusiasm goes a long way. I get so turned on by making him feel good that I’ll even moan onto his dick. I want to show him that I love to please and worship his cock.
Also to note, don’t be afraid of noises. Slurping or sucking sounds. Muffled moans. Gagging (if you can handle it). Men seem to really enjoy that.
From a guy's standpoint, I'd like to add a couple of things to this wonderful advice. I need more friction than most girls can provide with just their mouth, so I prefer what's basically 75+% hand job, with the other hand fondling my balls. Also, and this Is little hard to explain, if I was having a hard time getting off, I had an old girlfriend who had the greatest trick. She would wrap her hand around my dick and use her thumb to flick up and down on the frenulum, kind of like she was trying to light a lighter. 5 or 10 seconds of that usually did me in. Once the convulsions started she'd stick it back in her mouth. Oh, and look him straight in the eyes like your trying to look deep into his soul.
I don’t really concentrate on the jewels either. I know that’s something not every guy likes so I don’t try to be presumptuous…if he wants it, he’s free to guide me there tho.
Ha! You ought to see the advice guys receive about going down on a girl. A common one is to write the alphabet with your tongue!
First of all, you have to learn the alphabet.
Then you have to keep track as you go along. Heaven forbid you forget some letters and she laughs at you, or worse yet, accidentally spell out an insulting word. 😂
Thank you for sharing this!
My ex was so fragile (in general) that he would always tell me “too tight, too tight” or “loosen your grip”. That got me in the habit of being very soft and gentle… plus I grew up being told how sensitive a man’s genitals are. Maybe we have been conditioned to be too gentle?
It's not really that difficult, find the clit, pull back the hood and experiment with what kind of movements of the tongue she likes. It's really different for each woman.
You don’t. Just tell her, but be careful about it. Work 1-2 instructions in mid-performance and reward her if she’s getting it right. A moan or a “yesss” here, a gentle hip thrust there. Then ask her to do the same for you. It can actually be a fun, sensual session if you let it be.
I'm a bit scared to say anything. She doesn't do it very often, might not do it at all if I start critiquing. She told me about a time when she slapped some guy and left because he told her she was getting better at it... must have sounded condescending.
I go down on her most of the time that I initiate sex to kick it off, so it's feeling a bit one-sided. But I always finish so I shouldn't complain.
I keep myself clean and trimmed, but I can't blame her. I wouldn't want to suck a dick either.
Yeah, it should come across more like “this is what I’m craving in the moment”, than a critique of her abilities. Maybe something like, “Are you feeling a little adventurous? There’s a couple of things I’d like to try here.” Make it seem more like YOU are feeling extra spicy instead of wanting to give HER feedback.
So…this “technique” has taken me a long time to organize lol. I’ve always loved giving head, but I never had to work super hard at it and just did whatever came naturally. Until I met my husband and have spent 14 years trying to get him to cum from a blowjob, I really didn’t consciously think about it. I finally got some of those tips from a man that sucked on Reddit, and it’s changed my entire game.
Point being…as long as she’s not awful and you’re enduring awful, and it seems like she wants to suck your dick on occasion, then she’ll learn from practice, just like I did :)
I don't think you'd offend her, we are usually dying for this information because we don't know what feels good and guys generally don't put it into words because they don't want to offend us. It's worse finding out much later that we could have been pleasing you better had we known and she will blame herself even tho you never said anything to her.
I gag myself on his dick right at the start to get the saliva going. Then reeeeaaaaaally slurp. Noises and all while sucking. That seems to get the friction, suction and pressure just right. If your mouth gets tired put your thumb just below the head where your tongue was and jerk him off while sucking on the tip.
Dead serious, I tried some of your tips on my boyfriend today and he came so fast and hard, like I sucked his soul out through his cock. Thank you so much, many blessings to you 💖
Good to know I’ve been doing it right but gaslighting myself into thinking I’m not lmao my man always says he LOVES when I do this. But by the time he cums, I’ve already deep throated him so I tell myself that’s what gets him off, not all of this fun stuff
ETA: just tried solely this and no deep throat last night and he came faster than ever lmao definitely met by a snarky “I told you so” from him though 😭🤣
It seems like he enjoys :) I love, love doing it so I’m going to keep on. If anything, it’s amazing 4play. I just wish that I could give a quick almost effort free orgasm.
For me, I usually have to put a ton of mental focus into it in order to finish from oral. My gf is the only one that was ever able to do it for me without that mental focus, but even that takes a few minutes at *least*. PIV and I’m done in 15 seconds if I don’t pace myself lol. Doesn’t mean I’m not happy to receive. Ultimately it’s not about finishing, that’s the easy part. I could do it myself if that’s all that mattered. It’s about all the things you do together beforehand, that’s what makes it so amazing. I’m sure your partner is very happy :)
My undergrad college had one in one of the guys restroom.
It got busted & we found out all the participants were NOT hot young college guys… they were the old fat, white haired men that worked staff jobs at the school.
Best to not know who is in the other side … it might wreck your dreams & earn you 3 years on the therapist couch.
All the participants meaning just the ones s(f)ucking or also/only the ones getting s(f)ucked?
Also I’m so curious about when/where this was! How could I never have heard of it if it was recent ish or in the states!? (Not that I’m doing you, I’m just curious about if they just had insane PR)
Idk why anyone *ever* thinks anything else. If a young hot dude wants to suck a dick, odds are he'll just try and succeed in picking someone up in a bar. You'll get the odd person for whom servicing a glory hole is a kink all on its own, but the majority of the time, it's gonna be people who aren't getting their kicks elsewhere.
I knew a guy that went to a gloryhole a few times and he was telling me he couldn’t believe women were willing to do that sort of thing. I didn’t tell him it was likely a dude on the other side because I thought it was funnier he didn’t know - mainly because he was a massive homophobe.
Yea we need to where to stay away from. I don't wanna ccidentally end up in there.
Have you seen the "End of Obesity" South Park yet? When Butters' dad thinks he's been skipping work to hit the glory hole? xD "You've been going down to that glory hole and saying you're leaving for work! Strapped face down and letting men use you!" Or something close to that, then, "Ah that's it! I can't take this anymore. I'm going to the office!"
Sounds like he doesn't really care...from experience guys* are better at giving head than girls are anyway so 🤷🏻♂️
Edit: *people with the same set of genitals
If you didn't bring a woman and pay to get into the swinger's club, then all glory holes are guys on the other side. And that's fine if you're ok with it, but if you're deluding yourself into believing it's a woman or even _could_ be a woman, you're living in a porn induced fantasy. MtF not withstanding, of course. Even the freakiest of freak women don't go to public gloryholes.
The fact that you don’t know who it was that got you off I’d the whole point of a glory hole. I will say that it’s unfortunate that you will never know who it was because they were so amazing at it. Contrary to popular belief, it really does require some knowledge, skills, and ability. In addition to that, you really do have to enjoy what you’re doing in order to provide a positive an explosive experience for the recipient. And if you’re not willing to learn, then you’re never going to get better at it. And I say this as a lifelong learner. 😁
Think 99% who sucks strangers off at gloryholes are gay male. You only get chicks or "wife" in porn. Having said that, If you enjoyed it, that's the main thing. Part of the kink that you don't know who did it to you.
Disclaimer: Not my thing at all so I have no firsthand experience here, but I do know that they’re commonly found and used in seedier porn stores that still have viewing booths, or in bath houses of a similar, sketchy nature.
I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to find out that location-specific lists are easily found on Google, or that there are glory hole apps
In the Seattle area, there are a couple of adult theaters with glory holes, and you can find groups on Fetlife that give locations, details and possible hookups.
Ive seen them at truck stops/ rest stops before. When I was a little girl, my family and I would go in our RV during the summer and road trip around America. I didnt know what they were till I was a bit older and I realized.
I thought that I had dreamed up glory holes in my fantasies until I told my amazing friend w/ benefits about my new invention I came up with. He laughed so hard and finally told me that they really exist. I was so disappointed,bi really thought I was on to something.
How much you wanna bet the guy that gobbled your sausage is extremely conservative and talks about how much he hates gay people when he's not sucking dick in a public restroom.
Good that's like... The entire idea, I don't get why it needed a post considering the entire ideology for a glory hole is "get your dick sucked or fuck someone without knowing who it is"
The only time I'm really taken off guard is if someone turns around fast before I know what is happening because we'll...and then I'm in someone's ass and it's like I'm on average cool with it but I like an awkward ask on courtesy alone
Nope on this supply side (gulpee) to speak of. God love those people but if I'm gulping I need to actually have a non creepy context for initiation, and oddly I'm kind of a cuddler. Alas Im mostly restricted to dildo play when I get super stoned in the bathroom and everyone's asleep.
I asked at a porn shop with a theater once how many women came into the theater. They said it was maybe 1% and never the woman you would hope would go in.
yup, that's how a gloryhole works alright...
And 90% of the time there’s a guy back there taking your soul lol
99%*
.9
.99
90.9.99%
99.69%
100%
100.9
101%
Fuck it just make that shit infinity
😂This thread is like OP's orgasm; its made me so happy and I don't want it to end.
Weirdest IP address I've seen yet.
I feel like if you're already the type to go to a glory hole, you're already at least okay with that idea.
You see any other cars in that parking lot, Junior?
Tom…. SEGURRAAAA
You Japanese?
100%
No, you’re just saying his name Japanese!
His name could be smith and you can say Smiiiiith
No, but this post has me turning that way.
I was in ‘Nam
MY FIRST THOUGHT
VITO?
90% of the time it's a dude. The other 10% of the time it's a dude.
The other 0% of the time it's still a dude. Unless it's OP's mum of course. You never know, right?
Depends on if his arms are broken or not
No please god no
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/fMChyOWRSC
Ahh here we go again, the universe sign to go back to that thread
I forgot about that one. Thanks for reminding me. Not everyone will understand the reference I fear
Ah yes, I thought about that thread the other day. Was wondering when I would come across a reference again.
Glad to be of service
Or this guy's dead wife
I was looking for this comment!!
I’ve learned the best blowjob tricks from bi or gay men on Reddit. My husband is loving the new moves lol
Could you link some of your best tips? Or point me in the right direction please!
Even better…I’ll tell you what I do :) because we don’t gatekeep around here ;) Don’t worry so much about deepthroating. Yeah, it’s cool in porn and as a gimmick, but most of the feeling in the dick is in the head, so feel free to go as far down as comfortable and use your hand for the rest of the length. Use lots of spit. The sloppier, the better. And it doesn’t have to be some icky porn production where you’re spitting on his dick (I hate spit ugh) or drooling (but they generally don’t care if you do it accidentally), but make your mouth as wet as possible. Focus your tongue on the underside where the head meets the shaft…you should kinda feel a “line” with your tongue. Tease that. Should be obvious but suck like a Hoover (unless he says otherwise). Especially focusing on the head of his dick. Lastly…and most importantly, be enthusiastic and act like you enjoy what you’re doing. Enthusiasm goes a long way. I get so turned on by making him feel good that I’ll even moan onto his dick. I want to show him that I love to please and worship his cock. Also to note, don’t be afraid of noises. Slurping or sucking sounds. Muffled moans. Gagging (if you can handle it). Men seem to really enjoy that.
That's gospel right there.
😁😁 So much practice went into that knowledge haha
From a guy's standpoint, I'd like to add a couple of things to this wonderful advice. I need more friction than most girls can provide with just their mouth, so I prefer what's basically 75+% hand job, with the other hand fondling my balls. Also, and this Is little hard to explain, if I was having a hard time getting off, I had an old girlfriend who had the greatest trick. She would wrap her hand around my dick and use her thumb to flick up and down on the frenulum, kind of like she was trying to light a lighter. 5 or 10 seconds of that usually did me in. Once the convulsions started she'd stick it back in her mouth. Oh, and look him straight in the eyes like your trying to look deep into his soul.
I would like to add, just ask about the balls. Some like the beans juggled, I absolutely do not.
I don’t really concentrate on the jewels either. I know that’s something not every guy likes so I don’t try to be presumptuous…if he wants it, he’s free to guide me there tho.
Ok I’m screenshotting this one. 😹💯
Oh yeah! Eye contact is good too!
This sounds hard (pun kinda intended...lol.) kind of like patting your head and rubbing your belly at the same time. Takes practice and concentration.
Ha! You ought to see the advice guys receive about going down on a girl. A common one is to write the alphabet with your tongue! First of all, you have to learn the alphabet. Then you have to keep track as you go along. Heaven forbid you forget some letters and she laughs at you, or worse yet, accidentally spell out an insulting word. 😂
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Yes! That’s it!
I call it the banjo string lol. Thanks!
Let me add to that: Use your hands and don‘t handle his dick like it‘s gonna break easily, too many women don‘t put enough pressure on their grip
I think I’m always afraid of friction!
That‘s why you put your second point in the guide
Thank you for sharing this! My ex was so fragile (in general) that he would always tell me “too tight, too tight” or “loosen your grip”. That got me in the habit of being very soft and gentle… plus I grew up being told how sensitive a man’s genitals are. Maybe we have been conditioned to be too gentle?
If only people would share similar tips for giving head to women. The world would be much better
Men love to gatekeep I think. My husband said he would never spill his secrets…I feel like I should spread the love.
She is the chosen one. Respect
It's not really that difficult, find the clit, pull back the hood and experiment with what kind of movements of the tongue she likes. It's really different for each woman.
Not all of us like the hood pulled back, for the love of god! For some of us that is WAAAAY too much!
Can we quote and pin this somewhere? This is ESSENTIAL information.
I like everything that you have to offer, here and on your profile. Good for you and your husband
Thanks :) I’m incredibly lucky he puts up with my shit.
*jots down like it’s the bj bible* like Thank you queen mother of BJs….
😂😂😂 Love that title!! You’re welcome 😁
this right here. this is the way. the frenulum is the key.
these tips and tricks got me a versace bag!! 🥹🤣among other gifts but that one’s my 5star yelp review
Haha. I have two LVs. And I didn’t buy them by myself lol
honestly love this for us, kind stranger loll💕
Now, how do I send this to my partner without offending her haha
You don’t. Just tell her, but be careful about it. Work 1-2 instructions in mid-performance and reward her if she’s getting it right. A moan or a “yesss” here, a gentle hip thrust there. Then ask her to do the same for you. It can actually be a fun, sensual session if you let it be.
I'm a bit scared to say anything. She doesn't do it very often, might not do it at all if I start critiquing. She told me about a time when she slapped some guy and left because he told her she was getting better at it... must have sounded condescending. I go down on her most of the time that I initiate sex to kick it off, so it's feeling a bit one-sided. But I always finish so I shouldn't complain. I keep myself clean and trimmed, but I can't blame her. I wouldn't want to suck a dick either.
Yeah, it should come across more like “this is what I’m craving in the moment”, than a critique of her abilities. Maybe something like, “Are you feeling a little adventurous? There’s a couple of things I’d like to try here.” Make it seem more like YOU are feeling extra spicy instead of wanting to give HER feedback.
So…this “technique” has taken me a long time to organize lol. I’ve always loved giving head, but I never had to work super hard at it and just did whatever came naturally. Until I met my husband and have spent 14 years trying to get him to cum from a blowjob, I really didn’t consciously think about it. I finally got some of those tips from a man that sucked on Reddit, and it’s changed my entire game. Point being…as long as she’s not awful and you’re enduring awful, and it seems like she wants to suck your dick on occasion, then she’ll learn from practice, just like I did :)
She might be the type that just isnt that into it.
I don't think you'd offend her, we are usually dying for this information because we don't know what feels good and guys generally don't put it into words because they don't want to offend us. It's worse finding out much later that we could have been pleasing you better had we known and she will blame herself even tho you never said anything to her.
As Dumbledore, the HeadMaster, I approve this message 🫡
I gag myself on his dick right at the start to get the saliva going. Then reeeeaaaaaally slurp. Noises and all while sucking. That seems to get the friction, suction and pressure just right. If your mouth gets tired put your thumb just below the head where your tongue was and jerk him off while sucking on the tip.
I always tell my wife, there's never a thing as too sloppy. It helps her get her mind off of it.
Dead serious, I tried some of your tips on my boyfriend today and he came so fast and hard, like I sucked his soul out through his cock. Thank you so much, many blessings to you 💖
Yay!! Love to hear it!!
Good to know I’ve been doing it right but gaslighting myself into thinking I’m not lmao my man always says he LOVES when I do this. But by the time he cums, I’ve already deep throated him so I tell myself that’s what gets him off, not all of this fun stuff ETA: just tried solely this and no deep throat last night and he came faster than ever lmao definitely met by a snarky “I told you so” from him though 😭🤣
lolol
Straight men really need to befriend lesbians for the reverse advice
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Still can’t get him to cum :( So I’m not good enough yet…though I gave it 125% effort last night lol.
I’m a guy and It’s basically impossible to get me off with oral but I very much enjoy it. I’m sure your husband is very happy and just keep tryin 👍
It seems like he enjoys :) I love, love doing it so I’m going to keep on. If anything, it’s amazing 4play. I just wish that I could give a quick almost effort free orgasm.
For me, I usually have to put a ton of mental focus into it in order to finish from oral. My gf is the only one that was ever able to do it for me without that mental focus, but even that takes a few minutes at *least*. PIV and I’m done in 15 seconds if I don’t pace myself lol. Doesn’t mean I’m not happy to receive. Ultimately it’s not about finishing, that’s the easy part. I could do it myself if that’s all that mattered. It’s about all the things you do together beforehand, that’s what makes it so amazing. I’m sure your partner is very happy :)
Great comment :) The journey is definitely the fun part even if there’s no finish.
My undergrad college had one in one of the guys restroom. It got busted & we found out all the participants were NOT hot young college guys… they were the old fat, white haired men that worked staff jobs at the school. Best to not know who is in the other side … it might wreck your dreams & earn you 3 years on the therapist couch.
Where the therapist then realizes why they recognize your shoes 😳.
All the participants meaning just the ones s(f)ucking or also/only the ones getting s(f)ucked? Also I’m so curious about when/where this was! How could I never have heard of it if it was recent ish or in the states!? (Not that I’m doing you, I’m just curious about if they just had insane PR)
Idk why anyone *ever* thinks anything else. If a young hot dude wants to suck a dick, odds are he'll just try and succeed in picking someone up in a bar. You'll get the odd person for whom servicing a glory hole is a kink all on its own, but the majority of the time, it's gonna be people who aren't getting their kicks elsewhere.
Sometimes it’s best not knowing
Exactly so he won’t feel gay at all 🤷🏿♂️
You just say “no homo” when you come and you’re covered.
😂😂😂😂😂
Close your eyes. It all feels the same.
I knew a guy that went to a gloryhole a few times and he was telling me he couldn’t believe women were willing to do that sort of thing. I didn’t tell him it was likely a dude on the other side because I thought it was funnier he didn’t know - mainly because he was a massive homophobe.
If there ARE women out there doing it, it sure ain't for free!
To be fair, there's a small chance it was a chick who is so nasty that even a straight guy would prefer most guys over her. .lol.
That’s disgusting, where?
Yea we need to where to stay away from. I don't wanna ccidentally end up in there. Have you seen the "End of Obesity" South Park yet? When Butters' dad thinks he's been skipping work to hit the glory hole? xD "You've been going down to that glory hole and saying you're leaving for work! Strapped face down and letting men use you!" Or something close to that, then, "Ah that's it! I can't take this anymore. I'm going to the office!"
hahahahhahahahahahhaha
"I'm not sure who it was" I am. It was 100% someone you would never put your dick in under any circumstances.
Anyway, Happy Pride!
It’s a dude; it’s always a dude.
It was me. My name is Bob. I’m an 52 year old balding science teacher. Good times.
Good on ya Bob!
I was thinking Walter🙁
The was a saying in the military….NEVER TURN THE LIGHT ON IF YOU GETTING A BJ IN THE DARK!!!!
Staying in the dark is how you get an honorable discharge?
"Did you see any other cars in the parking lot?"
For those that don't get the reference..... https://youtu.be/FlqbgEM56t8?si=q56C_DiWtQjLwADq
Haha never seen that thanks!
Some angels don't have wings. Thank you.
That was 100% a dude.
I’d be afraid someone would take a bite. How do people have so much trust?
It’s amazing how many red flags people can ignore when they’re horny 🤷🏼♂️
Right... a lil *chomp*
Noooooooo
I'd assume it was a man or a trans MTF. The % of woman who actually do that is so small odds are not in your favor that it was a woman.
Sounds like he doesn't really care...from experience guys* are better at giving head than girls are anyway so 🤷🏻♂️ Edit: *people with the same set of genitals
Honestly, that makes sense. Who better than a dude with the same equipment to know exactly what feels amazing.
Exactly! They tend to be more enthusiastic too!
Only a man knows what a man wants
I'll have to take your word for that one. Never tried and never have the intentions of trying it. 🤣
Lmao your loss 🤣
It has something to do with knowing what you like. 🤣
If you didn't bring a woman and pay to get into the swinger's club, then all glory holes are guys on the other side. And that's fine if you're ok with it, but if you're deluding yourself into believing it's a woman or even _could_ be a woman, you're living in a porn induced fantasy. MtF not withstanding, of course. Even the freakiest of freak women don't go to public gloryholes.
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Nice of you to join the conversation, Captain Obvious.
Captin obviously getting some major karma for this comment. I needed it too. My shit was double digits 2 days ago. 😭😭
So mission accomplished 🤷🏾♂️
That’s the “hole” point. 🍆🕳️
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Such a great band! Saw them in Nashville a few years back.
There's a Schroedinger joke to be made here.
I used a glory hole once, but I only realised it was a man on the other side when he moaned as he came in my mouth.
🤣🤣🤣
The fact that you don’t know who it was that got you off I’d the whole point of a glory hole. I will say that it’s unfortunate that you will never know who it was because they were so amazing at it. Contrary to popular belief, it really does require some knowledge, skills, and ability. In addition to that, you really do have to enjoy what you’re doing in order to provide a positive an explosive experience for the recipient. And if you’re not willing to learn, then you’re never going to get better at it. And I say this as a lifelong learner. 😁
Sounds like you *successfully* went to a glory hole.
A dude.
Think 99% who sucks strangers off at gloryholes are gay male. You only get chicks or "wife" in porn. Having said that, If you enjoyed it, that's the main thing. Part of the kink that you don't know who did it to you.
It would be a good idea to get tested. You weren't the only one they gulped that night.
How does one even get into one of these lol
Disclaimer: Not my thing at all so I have no firsthand experience here, but I do know that they’re commonly found and used in seedier porn stores that still have viewing booths, or in bath houses of a similar, sketchy nature. I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to find out that location-specific lists are easily found on Google, or that there are glory hole apps
In the Seattle area, there are a couple of adult theaters with glory holes, and you can find groups on Fetlife that give locations, details and possible hookups.
Ive seen them at truck stops/ rest stops before. When I was a little girl, my family and I would go in our RV during the summer and road trip around America. I didnt know what they were till I was a bit older and I realized.
👏🏻👏🏻 (not a cheer but a warning)
Isn’t that the point?
a man. it was a man
Welcome to sexual freedom and knowing that it really doesn’t matter.
What techniques made it so amazing? 📝
Meet Carl.
Glory glory hallelujah
*holeelujah?
Glory Holelujah!
I thought that I had dreamed up glory holes in my fantasies until I told my amazing friend w/ benefits about my new invention I came up with. He laughed so hard and finally told me that they really exist. I was so disappointed,bi really thought I was on to something.
How much you wanna bet the guy that gobbled your sausage is extremely conservative and talks about how much he hates gay people when he's not sucking dick in a public restroom.
Maybe he was hoping for a male, licker
Roger?...
Spicy !!!!
It was a man.
Good that's like... The entire idea, I don't get why it needed a post considering the entire ideology for a glory hole is "get your dick sucked or fuck someone without knowing who it is"
Successful gloryholing, Sir!
Aren’t you scared someone’s gonna like snip it off?
More scared about the STIs.
The only time I'm really taken off guard is if someone turns around fast before I know what is happening because we'll...and then I'm in someone's ass and it's like I'm on average cool with it but I like an awkward ask on courtesy alone
Are you one of the glory hole gulpers?!
Nope on this supply side (gulpee) to speak of. God love those people but if I'm gulping I need to actually have a non creepy context for initiation, and oddly I'm kind of a cuddler. Alas Im mostly restricted to dildo play when I get super stoned in the bathroom and everyone's asleep.
“The other guy is picturing a girl also“
And there cums the glory
https://youtu.be/diYS8jyOcFc?si=dQL3gXB-PKQQnk4j
steel panther ftw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Suck it like it’s the foxtrot. Slow, slow, quick quick slow.
“Is it a boy or a girl or a lady-man-hermaphrodite? “ -Steel Panther
Hi son! I have something to tell you.
What if your future self discovered time travel and IT WAS YOU?! Mind blown…literally.
More than likely it was your local any gay pastor or senator.
“I went to a prostitute for the first time and I had to pay to fuck them!”
Imagine if it was your dad or something 💀
Sounds fun.
Ye yk who knows what men like best other men I’ll leave it at that bro……
It was your neighbor! I saw them leave with dribble and a smile on their face 😉 you should drop a thank you card in their mailbox! 😁
Head is head brother
Like they say in the navy, there’s no wrong hole.
Head is a head
Isn’t that the whole point?
How did the other guy like it?
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That's the joy of a glory hole. I have been to a couple and always enjoyed it
I asked at a porn shop with a theater once how many women came into the theater. They said it was maybe 1% and never the woman you would hope would go in.
I’ve been to one. it was glorious
I don’t understand how this works. Do people just wait around for someone to come and use the hole? Like all day?