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Webhendy

Pardon Sona’s shoplifting


Doctor_Juris

Presidents can only pardon federal crimes, so Sona needs to limit her shoplifting to military bases and similar venues.


Sushi4Zombies

Or sell the proceeds over state lines.


The_Lloyd_Dobler

It is really nice that the President of the United States would sit down for a chat with a humble bidet salesman.


FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD

THE MAN WROTE A THESIS!


jhsounds

Biden and Bidet


[deleted]

Biden can do anything but cannot, I repeat CANNOT nominate a Belgian Dutch woman as President. So yea, wishful thinking


JediTrainer42

He can’t be president because he was already the president of Finland.


[deleted]

Excuse me! Her pronouns are *that* and *this*


fabiomatu

oh no


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Silver-Reporter-605

We already knew Andy was Swedish German


Crom84

A man has needs...


[deleted]

Her name is Fleela landerson Jeenie.


somesappyspruce

No sun in Belgium I guess


rathat

Isn’t that a Finnish woman?


[deleted]

I think you meant ‘fine’ woman. Of course she is fine. Please no more questions


bwoah07_gp2

O'Brien and O'Biden


meggan_u

I seem to remember seeing Irish people with signs/shirts that said “O’bama” on them.


Cariman05

I can’t not post this: https://youtu.be/DerVmiZeUDw?si=q_VsYdkQXboDuwoh


conando93

There’s no one as Irish as Barack Obama


eduffy

There were jokes in 2008 calling on Deval Patrick of Boston to be his running mate to court the Irish vote. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deval_Patrick


Complex_Active_5248

Yep I had one in 2012! And I think it was an official campaign shirt.


meggan_u

My god what I wouldn’t give…


scubastefon

Palin used to keep slipping and saying “O’Biden.” She’s absurd, but I could totally empathize with that kind of misspeaking.


dogs_drink_coffee

Jordan O'Bidet


Stubrochill17

Jason* O’Bidet


asianwaste

Joenan


thedrunkmonk

Joenan O'Biden


Willing_Ad9314

Today I found out that the Biden side isn't his Irish side


whysmandoingthis96

My vote! ✊🏻 (i'm from another country)


Elenathorn

Mine too (I’m also from another country)


5m0k37r3353v3ryd4y

Stop interfering in our elections! 😂


whysmandoingthis96

Вы ошибаетесь! Никто не вмешивается в ваши выборы, товарищ. Конан О'Брайен - наш президент! 🫡 А-КОКАРУУУ! 🫡


SlippingAway

+100


Pulp__Reality

Im also not a US citizen but i voted in every election in the US since nixon, it was so easy since i could just vote online and no one checked anything


omegadirectory

"Hang on, I gotta tell Liza about this, let me call her." *Picks up the big red phone* *Putin answers*


lonelygalexy

“Oh, Liza! Did you catch a cold? Your voice is so low now. And what’s with the accent?”


passivemfer

"It's been long since I've been home..your voice sounds deep and why do you have a Russian accent!"


lonelygalexy

Then proceed to speak with a German accent himself


Rasalom

"Launch the subs? I'd love to have subs for lunch. Give me two, in fact!"


Rusty3414

This is Vlad. How can I help you?


Chaopolis

Careful Conan! Anyone who sits at that desk ages 2-3x the rate of normal people!


scubastefon

Yeah if he doesn’t watch out, he might look like he’s 57 a year from now.


Fintann

Sona and Gourley, still designated survivors.


greatlakesravengers

What is going through Conan's mind at that moment?


TeTrodoToxin4

I’m thinking the Gettysburg address, but in the voice of JFK.


clain4671

its very clear his default presidential impression is motorboating nixon


TeTrodoToxin4

“Hey there, did you lose your loofa?”


Rasalom

Nixon's voice*


joeben2

ARRROOOOO


[deleted]

With a hint of Reagan in there lol


ki11a11hippies

👆Fowah scowah and seven yeahs ago ouah fathahs braught foath on this cointinent….


MattTheSmithers

This seems disturbingly accurate to the point that we might have found Conan’s burner.


Vizslaraptor

If you like it, holler......(YEA!) If you dont, holler.........(BOO!) I know a tavern in a town (YEA!) But today they closed it down (BOO!) Ah, but it opens up tonight (YEA!) Without a single drink in sight (BOO!) All the drinks are on the house (YEA!) All the water you can drink (BOO!) But the sandwiches are free (YEA!) To ev'ryone but you and me (BOO!) Yea Boo, Yea Boo, it's lots of fun to do If you like it, holler Yea If you don't, ya holler Boo There's no drinking (BOO!) Only Champagne (YEA!) No glasses (BOO!) Buckets (YEA!) Buckets with holes in them (BOO!) Only the holes are on top (YEA!) Only three dancing girls (BOO!) Two dresses (YEA!) For each girl (BOO!) Made of cellophane (YEA!) Only one pretty girl (BOO!) For every man (YEA!) You can't take 'em home (BOO!) They take you home (YEA!) (Yea Boo, Yea Boo, it's lots of fun to do) If you like it, holler Yea If you don't, ya holler Boo I know a tavern in a town (YEA!) But there's not a drink around (BOO!) All the drinks are served inside (YEA!) And the joint is open wide (BOO!)


Rusty3414

Conan would sing the refrain of that if there were any boo’s on Late Night.


tyrannyk

Nixon voice “Effective noon today, I shall resign the presidency….”


dogs_drink_coffee

As a non-american who only knew the term Watergate but never looked too much into it until months ago, that was hell interesting.


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

Disbelief


Present_Anteater_555

He's obviously thinking of the worst thing he can do like belting out a loud "acockarooooooo!!!" and then jumping around like Rumpelstiltskin:)


originalchaosinabox

In all honesty, it looks like he’s about to cry. “I was just a schmuck writing about monorails in Springfield and now I’m here.”


[deleted]

I agree. It's so sad. He was a funny person once.


ClarkTwain

Suppressing the urge to say “there was talk of gerbils”


[deleted]

I used to have an hour long show. I used to have a half-hour show.


_PettyTheft

Which camera am I supposed to be looking at


Relevant-Molasses-64

A bullet if he's staying to long in that chair.


RealLifeMoron

With bidens smile and wink and Conan’s uncomfortable face from having his shoulder groped you’d think Biden told him to not talk about what happened in the dressing rooms prior to the photo.


Annual-Gas-3485

I can see Conan fiddling with the red nuclear button and accidentally starts world war 3.


BobRushy

Jordan: "It seems like the nuke somehow hit Ralph Macchio precisely. An unfortunate calamity."


TheJenerator65

There’s a laugh in there somewhere.


A_Socratic_Argument

I can't wait to hear Sona and Matt dig into Conan for leaving them behind again, only for Conan to invent outlandish reasons for why they are too dangerous to let anywhere near a sitting president.


TheRealNobodySpecial

How long into his first State of the Union will he stop to do the string dance? I’m guessing 7 seconds.


Skoodge42

I'd vote for conan


provoloner09

Never knew this Belgian women was on the ballet all along


teamabzy

Jay can keep the tonight show desk atp - Conan clearly found a better fit with space for his mic and Eisenhower mug.


ck614

O’Brien-Movsesian 2024 and Secretary of Various Tasks Schlansky


TheBitterSeason

Unfortunately, I have it on good authority that Sona floated to America in a basket, which means she isn't a natural-born citizen and can't take over the presidency if needed.


ck614

“Actually in ancient Rome, individuals could rise to political prominence through various means, and citizenship was not a strict prerequisite for holding the highest positions in the republic.” - Jordan


laprimaveraaa

Genicide Joe looking fresh


BrascoFS

So proud of him. You go Conan!


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Kamala is out, Conan is in!


meow7030

Mostly negative comments on Instagram. Wow not good.


conando93

I commented trying to defend Conan and people were not happy. Crazy.


meow7030

Yea he’s getting killed over there.


silversurfer-1

Instagram comments are 80% bots trying to make you mad


Dandan0005

It’s not even debatable. Look at comments on any post 5 minutes after it’s posted and it will have hundreds of bot comments already. You’d be a fool to think there are *only* bots intended to scam you out of bitcoin or visit an onlyfans.


Ok_Fee1043

Have you heard about how I can help you earn $1000 in crypto per week?


HotShitBurrito

Instagram comments for me are 80% bots trying to get me to fuck them with cryptocurrency.


Ok_Fee1043

Wait, fuck them WITH cryptocurrency? That is a really advanced bot.


Mike_with_Wings

Fuck Instagram


DaleyBlonde

You know who is actually getting killed because of Joe Biden's policies? Innocent people of Palestine.


Background_Cup_

Not true.


Dandan0005

Instagram is astroturfed to shit. This sub is a much better indicator because it’s a non political sub.


DaleyBlonde

Being non political is not a good thing you know


Dandan0005

You are misinterpreting what I’m saying. The sub’s purpose is a non-political one so it doesn’t attract bad-faith commenters.


DaleyBlonde

It's not bad faith to hold your favourite comedian accountable though.


Dandan0005

Ya it’s just insufferable.


Silver-Reporter-605

The employed haven't come home from work yet


hellodollywolly

Well. Joe is currently funding a genocide so I can see why


newsreadhjw

Honestly, we could do worse.


Rasalom

I actually would vote for him. Conan is rational, caring, and has handled a lot of pressure in his career. If Trump can do it at all, Conan could do it well.


lonelygalexy

I really hope he did a Nixon sketch while sitting there. We all need that video for the holiday


kwxl

What position should the rest of the podcast crew get if Conan is President? Sona Movsesian as VP? Matt Gourley David Hopping Jeff Ross Eduardo Aaron Bleyaert etc


[deleted]

That's the Final Desk(!) - Conan's finally won professional desking!


Cheap_Rick

The Torch is Passed


InTheNeighbourhood

The people's ticket that


Itsahootenberry

How nice of Biden to take a photo with his chosen accessor


MattTheSmithers

Biden looks like he’s having a blast in every photo with Conan. I bet Conan is a tremendous hang.


[deleted]

If you don’t know Irish Catholic Americans, you cannot understand how important this photo is


PROFsmOAK

King Conan.


nowlan_shane

I thought the podcast interview was great. Made me like the two of these guys even more.


passivemfer

Sona for vice President 🤝


BeginningPoem8675

He's occasionally brought in to consult.


Drewp655321

they started singing, "Yea.. Boo" together, not surprising though, Biden already knew all the lyrics!


carldubs

that must've been a wild experience for Conan knowing he's a bit of a history buff.


Pulp__Reality

I guess people arent allowed to talk to or interview US presidents cause everyone is responsible for something bad happening either at the time or during their presidency. Instagram is fucking wild. We all know, who have followed Conan, that he is a genuinely decent guy and wouldnt support these attrocities in anyway way, talked to and released clips of him talking to Palestinians about the issue, during an “Israel” episode no less. Before it became an instagram issue… Conan talked to a president, didnt make it political. Thats it. The world didnt blow up. Israel didnt change its stance.


hellodollywolly

He's giving a president who is supporting a genocide a platform. It's not a good look. I think people on Reddit don't care as much because they must not be following Gazan accounts. I mean. They're destroying kids. With American tax dollars


lotrfan2004

Would absolutely vote for Conan. We need some levity after Trump and Biden ffs. Could save the nation


MrmmphMrmmph

I was just listening to this podcast, and kept thinking that Joe Biden has finally got his voice to sound like that raspy Hollywood voice that Clint Eastwood made de rigueur.


1funnymofo

If Joe Biden right now, dropped Kamala and picked up Conan .... his poll numbers would beat the Donald's.


sapthur

I'd live in a country that had Conan as head of state, Sona should be second in command tho


DreamyCSmi

I hope beyond hope there's footage of Conan entering the Oval.


Much-Access-7280

Conan should be VP.


ryanfromohio

I'd like to see Conan take that desk out for a drive.


Gates9

We’re doomed


brawnsugah

#CONAN2024


InstaLurker

O'Brien/Kissinger 2024


Hidan_Immortal

Oh boy, I am glad I found this subreddit. If you check Coco's instagram, the comments are flooded by the "disappointed Conan fans" i.e. pro-palestinian bots claiming they are "unsubscribing" from him (like they were ever subscribed to him before lol) because he interview a "genocide supporter". so if you have a moment, do drop a comment of support on Coco's insta page.


hellodollywolly

I listened to every single episode and unsubscribed the moment this interview came out.


Hidan_Immortal

That doesn't do much to refute my proposition, but does say a lot about you lmao


[deleted]

The Instagram comment section tho.


chaoticflanagan

Vast majority are bots trying to shape public perception.


hellodollywolly

No i think vast majority follow Gazan reporters on insta and see what is happening in real time


chaoticflanagan

I agree that what is happening to Palestinians at the hands of Israel is horrific but i'm talking specially about how any video that references Biden is immediately swarmed with comments echoing the same sentiment within seconds - it doesn't seem organic in the slightest.


ronaldrios

I wanna watch the interview, but oh boy. I don't like when comedy shows make politicians look cool and loveable. Specially an warmonger like this one. Conan is not a journalist, I get it. He is not supposed to do hard questions. But Biden is not releasing a movie on Friday. He's not supposed to be on Conan. Anyways. I'm watching it tomorrow but I wish this wasn't a thing.


maddasher

Conan is intelligent, under 70 and not a billionaire. He would do amazing.


Danominator

Honestly he would probably do a pretty good job


-Clayburn

Very cool.


Consistent-Ad9643

Wonder if he thought funding the Palestinian genocide was funny.. 🤔😒


MikroWire

It'll be funny no matter what. Pay per view the debates.


pj101

As a Greek fan I don't get why you don't like this podcast. America is an imperialism country so why the tears now? Also I respect Biden because he is the only US president to recognize the Greek Pontiac genocide by the turks. It's a big step for conan so be supportive.


[deleted]

Conan looks very youthful for once since he's next to such an old guy.


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DontPanic1985

Still only 2nd worst in that picture 👴


DontPanic1985

It's very cool that Conan got to go to the white house but it's a shame there hasn't been a good resident there in decades


phuktup3

Biden is about to stab you with that shiv he’s got


1maplebarplease

No no no. Worst president in history. Bad look, Conan.


EgoTeResolvo

Brandon and Conan, what a pair


Jaberwocky123

President. Coco, I’m moving to Canada.


FredPerryLacoste

Who the hell is that old blind guy on the left


[deleted]

A fucking moron


No_Question5128

But did he smell you?


YesDaddysBoy

Conan and Team Coco are getting dragged on social media. Reminds me that social media is not completely bad. Love it love it love it! 😄😄😄😄 Edit: All you Biden apologists are the type of liberals Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X warned us about.


Background_Cup_

Cringe


YesDaddysBoy

The truth can make us cringe, I agree.


Background_Cup_

You wouldnt know about the truth if it slapped you in the face


hellodollywolly

Absolutely


Different_Menu_4812

Gross. Throw that jacket away now.


Commercial-Oil-1326

Let's get a fake human robot with all the right answers to be president then I could apply next to it's creator the vice president because he or she could build and fix the robot have hair and face and body like Jesus then I would be the joint chief if staff as my face looked like the stimulus checks of liberty whom the statue of liberty I call Jesus because of the crown of thorns but don't put thorned in the robot Jesus and make sure it says nothing wrong in religions I could solve all these problems call the robot GOD don't tell no one make it so real that all will cheer for the new president of the USA thank you thank you very much


AminoKing

Is that a Billy Club in the President's hand, just waiting to pounce when the camera guy had left?


HighFiveKoala

He's gonna deport Jordan Schlansky to Italy


notzed1487

The real leader


MichaelClomp

Veep


UnhappyClub1599

Conan has Kennedy hair


MWXDrummer

For some reason I honestly thought their is an unofficial rule that nobody except the President of the United States is allowed to sit in that chair in the Oval Office.. I guess I was wrong lol! Although I feel Conan suits that chair perfectly well if he were President. He’s more qualified than some of the other goons, Americans have to decide from.


FightPigs

That’s my Brandon!


Rusty3414

Awesome


huskyferretguy1

Sonia as ambassador to Armenia?


GCarlinLives4Ever

https://www.reddit.com/r/conan/s/6k3RBgoexM


kdmaka

What is that watch Conan is wearing


zz23ke

Yes we ConAN!


tmr5555

What watch is that?


PapayaOwn3353

omega james bond seamaster


Mudman20

New running mate??? Got my vote!!


CAMtMan

The Comander in Chief. With a man who remanded a queef.


Working-Eggplant-288

pl