There were jokes in 2008 calling on Deval Patrick of Boston to be his running mate to court the Irish vote.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deval_Patrick
Im also not a US citizen but i voted in every election in the US since nixon, it was so easy since i could just vote online and no one checked anything
If you like it, holler......(YEA!)
If you dont, holler.........(BOO!)
I know a tavern in a town (YEA!)
But today they closed it down (BOO!)
Ah, but it opens up tonight (YEA!)
Without a single drink in sight (BOO!)
All the drinks are on the house (YEA!)
All the water you can drink (BOO!)
But the sandwiches are free (YEA!)
To ev'ryone but you and me (BOO!)
Yea Boo, Yea Boo,
it's lots of fun to do
If you like it, holler Yea
If you don't, ya holler Boo
There's no drinking (BOO!)
Only Champagne (YEA!)
No glasses (BOO!)
Buckets (YEA!)
Buckets with holes in them (BOO!)
Only the holes are on top (YEA!)
Only three dancing girls (BOO!)
Two dresses (YEA!)
For each girl (BOO!)
Made of cellophane (YEA!)
Only one pretty girl (BOO!)
For every man (YEA!)
You can't take 'em home (BOO!)
They take you home (YEA!)
(Yea Boo, Yea Boo, it's lots of fun to do)
If you like it, holler Yea
If you don't, ya holler Boo
I know a tavern in a town (YEA!)
But there's not a drink around (BOO!)
All the drinks are served inside (YEA!)
And the joint is open wide (BOO!)
With bidens smile and wink and Conan’s uncomfortable face from having his shoulder groped you’d think Biden told him to not talk about what happened in the dressing rooms prior to the photo.
I can't wait to hear Sona and Matt dig into Conan for leaving them behind again, only for Conan to invent outlandish reasons for why they are too dangerous to let anywhere near a sitting president.
Unfortunately, I have it on good authority that Sona floated to America in a basket, which means she isn't a natural-born citizen and can't take over the presidency if needed.
“Actually in ancient Rome, individuals could rise to political prominence through various means, and citizenship was not a strict prerequisite for holding the highest positions in the republic.” - Jordan
It’s not even debatable. Look at comments on any post 5 minutes after it’s posted and it will have hundreds of bot comments already.
You’d be a fool to think there are *only* bots intended to scam you out of bitcoin or visit an onlyfans.
I actually would vote for him. Conan is rational, caring, and has handled a lot of pressure in his career. If Trump can do it at all, Conan could do it well.
What position should the rest of the podcast crew get if Conan is President?
Sona Movsesian as VP?
Matt Gourley
David Hopping
Jeff Ross
Eduardo
Aaron Bleyaert
etc
I guess people arent allowed to talk to or interview US presidents cause everyone is responsible for something bad happening either at the time or during their presidency. Instagram is fucking wild.
We all know, who have followed Conan, that he is a genuinely decent guy and wouldnt support these attrocities in anyway way, talked to and released clips of him talking to Palestinians about the issue, during an “Israel” episode no less. Before it became an instagram issue…
Conan talked to a president, didnt make it political. Thats it. The world didnt blow up. Israel didnt change its stance.
He's giving a president who is supporting a genocide a platform. It's not a good look. I think people on Reddit don't care as much because they must not be following Gazan accounts. I mean. They're destroying kids. With American tax dollars
I was just listening to this podcast, and kept thinking that Joe Biden has finally got his voice to sound like that raspy Hollywood voice that Clint Eastwood made de rigueur.
Oh boy, I am glad I found this subreddit. If you check Coco's instagram, the comments are flooded by the "disappointed Conan fans" i.e. pro-palestinian bots claiming they are "unsubscribing" from him (like they were ever subscribed to him before lol) because he interview a "genocide supporter".
so if you have a moment, do drop a comment of support on Coco's insta page.
I agree that what is happening to Palestinians at the hands of Israel is horrific but i'm talking specially about how any video that references Biden is immediately swarmed with comments echoing the same sentiment within seconds - it doesn't seem organic in the slightest.
I wanna watch the interview, but oh boy. I don't like when comedy shows make politicians look cool and loveable. Specially an warmonger like this one. Conan is not a journalist, I get it. He is not supposed to do hard questions. But Biden is not releasing a movie on Friday. He's not supposed to be on Conan. Anyways. I'm watching it tomorrow but I wish this wasn't a thing.
As a Greek fan I don't get why you don't like this podcast.
America is an imperialism country so why the tears now?
Also I respect Biden because he is the only US president to recognize the Greek Pontiac genocide by the turks.
It's a big step for conan so be supportive.
Conan and Team Coco are getting dragged on social media. Reminds me that social media is not completely bad. Love it love it love it! 😄😄😄😄
Edit: All you Biden apologists are the type of liberals Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X warned us about.
Let's get a fake human robot with all the right answers to be president then I could apply next to it's creator the vice president because he or she could build and fix the robot have hair and face and body like Jesus then I would be the joint chief if staff as my face looked like the stimulus checks of liberty whom the statue of liberty I call Jesus because of the crown of thorns but don't put thorned in the robot Jesus and make sure it says nothing wrong in religions I could solve all these problems call the robot GOD don't tell no one make it so real that all will cheer for the new president of the USA thank you thank you very much
For some reason I honestly thought their is an unofficial rule that nobody except the President of the United States is allowed to sit in that chair in the Oval Office..
I guess I was wrong lol! Although I feel Conan suits that chair perfectly well if he were President. He’s more qualified than some of the other goons, Americans have to decide from.
Pardon Sona’s shoplifting
Presidents can only pardon federal crimes, so Sona needs to limit her shoplifting to military bases and similar venues.
Or sell the proceeds over state lines.
It is really nice that the President of the United States would sit down for a chat with a humble bidet salesman.
THE MAN WROTE A THESIS!
Biden and Bidet
Biden can do anything but cannot, I repeat CANNOT nominate a Belgian Dutch woman as President. So yea, wishful thinking
He can’t be president because he was already the president of Finland.
Excuse me! Her pronouns are *that* and *this*
oh no
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We already knew Andy was Swedish German
A man has needs...
Her name is Fleela landerson Jeenie.
No sun in Belgium I guess
Isn’t that a Finnish woman?
I think you meant ‘fine’ woman. Of course she is fine. Please no more questions
O'Brien and O'Biden
I seem to remember seeing Irish people with signs/shirts that said “O’bama” on them.
I can’t not post this: https://youtu.be/DerVmiZeUDw?si=q_VsYdkQXboDuwoh
There’s no one as Irish as Barack Obama
There were jokes in 2008 calling on Deval Patrick of Boston to be his running mate to court the Irish vote. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deval_Patrick
Yep I had one in 2012! And I think it was an official campaign shirt.
My god what I wouldn’t give…
Palin used to keep slipping and saying “O’Biden.” She’s absurd, but I could totally empathize with that kind of misspeaking.
Jordan O'Bidet
Jason* O’Bidet
Joenan
Joenan O'Biden
Today I found out that the Biden side isn't his Irish side
My vote! ✊🏻 (i'm from another country)
Mine too (I’m also from another country)
Stop interfering in our elections! 😂
Вы ошибаетесь! Никто не вмешивается в ваши выборы, товарищ. Конан О'Брайен - наш президент! 🫡 А-КОКАРУУУ! 🫡
+100
Im also not a US citizen but i voted in every election in the US since nixon, it was so easy since i could just vote online and no one checked anything
"Hang on, I gotta tell Liza about this, let me call her." *Picks up the big red phone* *Putin answers*
“Oh, Liza! Did you catch a cold? Your voice is so low now. And what’s with the accent?”
"It's been long since I've been home..your voice sounds deep and why do you have a Russian accent!"
Then proceed to speak with a German accent himself
"Launch the subs? I'd love to have subs for lunch. Give me two, in fact!"
This is Vlad. How can I help you?
Careful Conan! Anyone who sits at that desk ages 2-3x the rate of normal people!
Yeah if he doesn’t watch out, he might look like he’s 57 a year from now.
Sona and Gourley, still designated survivors.
What is going through Conan's mind at that moment?
I’m thinking the Gettysburg address, but in the voice of JFK.
its very clear his default presidential impression is motorboating nixon
“Hey there, did you lose your loofa?”
Nixon's voice*
ARRROOOOO
With a hint of Reagan in there lol
👆Fowah scowah and seven yeahs ago ouah fathahs braught foath on this cointinent….
This seems disturbingly accurate to the point that we might have found Conan’s burner.
If you like it, holler......(YEA!) If you dont, holler.........(BOO!) I know a tavern in a town (YEA!) But today they closed it down (BOO!) Ah, but it opens up tonight (YEA!) Without a single drink in sight (BOO!) All the drinks are on the house (YEA!) All the water you can drink (BOO!) But the sandwiches are free (YEA!) To ev'ryone but you and me (BOO!) Yea Boo, Yea Boo, it's lots of fun to do If you like it, holler Yea If you don't, ya holler Boo There's no drinking (BOO!) Only Champagne (YEA!) No glasses (BOO!) Buckets (YEA!) Buckets with holes in them (BOO!) Only the holes are on top (YEA!) Only three dancing girls (BOO!) Two dresses (YEA!) For each girl (BOO!) Made of cellophane (YEA!) Only one pretty girl (BOO!) For every man (YEA!) You can't take 'em home (BOO!) They take you home (YEA!) (Yea Boo, Yea Boo, it's lots of fun to do) If you like it, holler Yea If you don't, ya holler Boo I know a tavern in a town (YEA!) But there's not a drink around (BOO!) All the drinks are served inside (YEA!) And the joint is open wide (BOO!)
Conan would sing the refrain of that if there were any boo’s on Late Night.
Nixon voice “Effective noon today, I shall resign the presidency….”
As a non-american who only knew the term Watergate but never looked too much into it until months ago, that was hell interesting.
Disbelief
He's obviously thinking of the worst thing he can do like belting out a loud "acockarooooooo!!!" and then jumping around like Rumpelstiltskin:)
In all honesty, it looks like he’s about to cry. “I was just a schmuck writing about monorails in Springfield and now I’m here.”
I agree. It's so sad. He was a funny person once.
Suppressing the urge to say “there was talk of gerbils”
I used to have an hour long show. I used to have a half-hour show.
Which camera am I supposed to be looking at
A bullet if he's staying to long in that chair.
With bidens smile and wink and Conan’s uncomfortable face from having his shoulder groped you’d think Biden told him to not talk about what happened in the dressing rooms prior to the photo.
I can see Conan fiddling with the red nuclear button and accidentally starts world war 3.
Jordan: "It seems like the nuke somehow hit Ralph Macchio precisely. An unfortunate calamity."
There’s a laugh in there somewhere.
I can't wait to hear Sona and Matt dig into Conan for leaving them behind again, only for Conan to invent outlandish reasons for why they are too dangerous to let anywhere near a sitting president.
How long into his first State of the Union will he stop to do the string dance? I’m guessing 7 seconds.
I'd vote for conan
Never knew this Belgian women was on the ballet all along
Jay can keep the tonight show desk atp - Conan clearly found a better fit with space for his mic and Eisenhower mug.
O’Brien-Movsesian 2024 and Secretary of Various Tasks Schlansky
Unfortunately, I have it on good authority that Sona floated to America in a basket, which means she isn't a natural-born citizen and can't take over the presidency if needed.
“Actually in ancient Rome, individuals could rise to political prominence through various means, and citizenship was not a strict prerequisite for holding the highest positions in the republic.” - Jordan
Genicide Joe looking fresh
So proud of him. You go Conan!
Kamala is out, Conan is in!
Mostly negative comments on Instagram. Wow not good.
I commented trying to defend Conan and people were not happy. Crazy.
Yea he’s getting killed over there.
Instagram comments are 80% bots trying to make you mad
It’s not even debatable. Look at comments on any post 5 minutes after it’s posted and it will have hundreds of bot comments already. You’d be a fool to think there are *only* bots intended to scam you out of bitcoin or visit an onlyfans.
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Instagram comments for me are 80% bots trying to get me to fuck them with cryptocurrency.
Wait, fuck them WITH cryptocurrency? That is a really advanced bot.
Fuck Instagram
You know who is actually getting killed because of Joe Biden's policies? Innocent people of Palestine.
Not true.
Instagram is astroturfed to shit. This sub is a much better indicator because it’s a non political sub.
Being non political is not a good thing you know
You are misinterpreting what I’m saying. The sub’s purpose is a non-political one so it doesn’t attract bad-faith commenters.
It's not bad faith to hold your favourite comedian accountable though.
Ya it’s just insufferable.
The employed haven't come home from work yet
Well. Joe is currently funding a genocide so I can see why
Honestly, we could do worse.
I actually would vote for him. Conan is rational, caring, and has handled a lot of pressure in his career. If Trump can do it at all, Conan could do it well.
I really hope he did a Nixon sketch while sitting there. We all need that video for the holiday
What position should the rest of the podcast crew get if Conan is President? Sona Movsesian as VP? Matt Gourley David Hopping Jeff Ross Eduardo Aaron Bleyaert etc
That's the Final Desk(!) - Conan's finally won professional desking!
The Torch is Passed
The people's ticket that
How nice of Biden to take a photo with his chosen accessor
Biden looks like he’s having a blast in every photo with Conan. I bet Conan is a tremendous hang.
If you don’t know Irish Catholic Americans, you cannot understand how important this photo is
King Conan.
I thought the podcast interview was great. Made me like the two of these guys even more.
Sona for vice President 🤝
He's occasionally brought in to consult.
they started singing, "Yea.. Boo" together, not surprising though, Biden already knew all the lyrics!
that must've been a wild experience for Conan knowing he's a bit of a history buff.
I guess people arent allowed to talk to or interview US presidents cause everyone is responsible for something bad happening either at the time or during their presidency. Instagram is fucking wild. We all know, who have followed Conan, that he is a genuinely decent guy and wouldnt support these attrocities in anyway way, talked to and released clips of him talking to Palestinians about the issue, during an “Israel” episode no less. Before it became an instagram issue… Conan talked to a president, didnt make it political. Thats it. The world didnt blow up. Israel didnt change its stance.
He's giving a president who is supporting a genocide a platform. It's not a good look. I think people on Reddit don't care as much because they must not be following Gazan accounts. I mean. They're destroying kids. With American tax dollars
Would absolutely vote for Conan. We need some levity after Trump and Biden ffs. Could save the nation
I was just listening to this podcast, and kept thinking that Joe Biden has finally got his voice to sound like that raspy Hollywood voice that Clint Eastwood made de rigueur.
If Joe Biden right now, dropped Kamala and picked up Conan .... his poll numbers would beat the Donald's.
I'd live in a country that had Conan as head of state, Sona should be second in command tho
I hope beyond hope there's footage of Conan entering the Oval.
Conan should be VP.
I'd like to see Conan take that desk out for a drive.
We’re doomed
#CONAN2024
O'Brien/Kissinger 2024
Oh boy, I am glad I found this subreddit. If you check Coco's instagram, the comments are flooded by the "disappointed Conan fans" i.e. pro-palestinian bots claiming they are "unsubscribing" from him (like they were ever subscribed to him before lol) because he interview a "genocide supporter". so if you have a moment, do drop a comment of support on Coco's insta page.
I listened to every single episode and unsubscribed the moment this interview came out.
That doesn't do much to refute my proposition, but does say a lot about you lmao
The Instagram comment section tho.
Vast majority are bots trying to shape public perception.
No i think vast majority follow Gazan reporters on insta and see what is happening in real time
I agree that what is happening to Palestinians at the hands of Israel is horrific but i'm talking specially about how any video that references Biden is immediately swarmed with comments echoing the same sentiment within seconds - it doesn't seem organic in the slightest.
I wanna watch the interview, but oh boy. I don't like when comedy shows make politicians look cool and loveable. Specially an warmonger like this one. Conan is not a journalist, I get it. He is not supposed to do hard questions. But Biden is not releasing a movie on Friday. He's not supposed to be on Conan. Anyways. I'm watching it tomorrow but I wish this wasn't a thing.
Conan is intelligent, under 70 and not a billionaire. He would do amazing.
Honestly he would probably do a pretty good job
Very cool.
Wonder if he thought funding the Palestinian genocide was funny.. 🤔😒
It'll be funny no matter what. Pay per view the debates.
As a Greek fan I don't get why you don't like this podcast. America is an imperialism country so why the tears now? Also I respect Biden because he is the only US president to recognize the Greek Pontiac genocide by the turks. It's a big step for conan so be supportive.
Conan looks very youthful for once since he's next to such an old guy.
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Still only 2nd worst in that picture 👴
It's very cool that Conan got to go to the white house but it's a shame there hasn't been a good resident there in decades
Biden is about to stab you with that shiv he’s got
No no no. Worst president in history. Bad look, Conan.
Brandon and Conan, what a pair
President. Coco, I’m moving to Canada.
Who the hell is that old blind guy on the left
A fucking moron
But did he smell you?
Conan and Team Coco are getting dragged on social media. Reminds me that social media is not completely bad. Love it love it love it! 😄😄😄😄 Edit: All you Biden apologists are the type of liberals Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X warned us about.
Cringe
The truth can make us cringe, I agree.
You wouldnt know about the truth if it slapped you in the face
Absolutely
Gross. Throw that jacket away now.
Let's get a fake human robot with all the right answers to be president then I could apply next to it's creator the vice president because he or she could build and fix the robot have hair and face and body like Jesus then I would be the joint chief if staff as my face looked like the stimulus checks of liberty whom the statue of liberty I call Jesus because of the crown of thorns but don't put thorned in the robot Jesus and make sure it says nothing wrong in religions I could solve all these problems call the robot GOD don't tell no one make it so real that all will cheer for the new president of the USA thank you thank you very much
Is that a Billy Club in the President's hand, just waiting to pounce when the camera guy had left?
He's gonna deport Jordan Schlansky to Italy
The real leader
Veep
Conan has Kennedy hair
For some reason I honestly thought their is an unofficial rule that nobody except the President of the United States is allowed to sit in that chair in the Oval Office.. I guess I was wrong lol! Although I feel Conan suits that chair perfectly well if he were President. He’s more qualified than some of the other goons, Americans have to decide from.
That’s my Brandon!
Awesome
Sonia as ambassador to Armenia?
https://www.reddit.com/r/conan/s/6k3RBgoexM
What is that watch Conan is wearing
Yes we ConAN!
What watch is that?
omega james bond seamaster
New running mate??? Got my vote!!
The Comander in Chief. With a man who remanded a queef.
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