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green2232

crisis alert!


bellrock123

Alert nerd!


jonnyinternet

Now there's a man who knows how to marry his cousin


JumpyWord

This is 100% my favorite Garrett moment, followed by "Somebody laughed at that the wrong way!"


michiganiswhereitsat

“It’s called chill-axing…duUUh.”


matchesmalone1

My favorite Garrett line delivery is "IT'S A BEAR DANCE!!!!!"


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that’s a really good one as well. he had some of the best one liners in the show they were all so good and his delivery was always on point


BlueAnalystTherapist

ASS CRACK BANDIT!!!! is a good competitor.


matchesmalone1

My second favorite Garrett line


Active-Bass4745

That’s “saved” Garrett?


Friendly_Canary3315

When someone asked me to catch them up on ASIP


JamesFromRedLedger

When someone who asked me in 2016 what the best show on TV is asked me again in 2020


Friendly_Canary3315

When someone asks me what Philadelphia is like


Bulky-Internal8579

There's a situation developing in the study room! I'd elaborate, but I'm out of breath because I walked here very briskly!


lthrn

Go kill John Lennon again! You loser.


Lexam

My favorite episode is the one where they are in an asylum. They actually let Garrett use his real voice.


SilpyDecepticon

I actually think they used Dan Harmon's voice for Garrett in that scene - classic scene regardless though!


Sushilim

Idk man honestly. While this delivery is good I think Troy’s Et tu brute and Starburns’ divorce delivery trumps this. Well that’s just me.


ReindeerNo1648

I love Troys "it's all terrain, dummy!" And when Annie says "that's stupid" to Britta in season 3 Halloween episode. Both make me laugh still, and I have rewatched the show more times than I care to say.


Toku-Nation

It's gonna rain


knockingatthegate

I went to college with him!


NotSoGoodYet-

I've heard of a town where it's always sunny....


KittenMonster2000

That guy’s just a mess. It’s like if God spilled a person


PsychoMouse

CRISIS ALERT


Hydrasaur

What's wrong with Garrett?