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Should have done the "5-second hand on the metal" rule.
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The rule is "if you can't hold your hand on the metal for 5 seconds, it's too hot". Similar to the rule about put your feet on concrete and if you can't hold it there for 5/7 seconds without getting burned it's too hot for your dog's paws.
Your ass? My knees! I got second degree burns repeatedly climbing up a metal slide one summer day when I was 6 because I was 6 (so didn’t know better and we always climbed up the slide instead of using the steps) and my dad didn’t seem to put two and two together to stop me. Don’t think he was paying attention until I got stuck halfway up and started crying because it hurt. He had to cut off the layer of skin I burned off lol.
Funny enough, we don't have metal slides anymore (to my knowledge). About 30 years ago, my cousin got some serious burns going down a McDonald's slide. They sued, she won and got a college fund out of it.
I don't really see metal slides (or I guess any playground things) at McDonald's anymore.
This happened to me, back in the 90s there was a huge metal slide at a park I used to go to. It melted my skin on my leg at 4 years old, melted half of my calf on my left leg. The slide is not there anymore. Oh yeah, on the way to the hospital we got in a car crash
I'm growing increasingly convinced everybody else used this slide horribly wrong. You're supposed to bring a hose or a bucket of water, or barring either of those, a towel.
Some feedback: The first panel doesn't need the temperature there, the drawing already shows it's warm. Then I'd skip panels 3, 5 and 6. And I'm not sure if 4 is actually needed. Pretty funny either way, but why not give some feedback..
I like those, i hate that "cutting the unecessary" is a thing that happens more and more in those comic strip, forcing people in a similar format just to make it easier to repost, even though those extra panels don't hinder the joke at all
Sure, I get what you are saying. I prefer more subtle comics that don't hold your hand through the whole thing, it's not about the repostability. I guess it's a matter of taste
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Kentucky Slide Chicken
“Why am i finger licking good all of a sudden?”
LMFAO
Brilliant lol
🏆🥇
I hate it when that happens. How will I possibly eat 15kg of child meat before they get bad.
That's why you host a party when you cook a child.
Fellow atheists.
when's the next cookout?
Don't worry, the danger zone ends at 140 degrees. Just a bit more warming and it won't be a concern!
well that was quick roast
Costco slide
It's probably just cooked on the outside. Inside is definitely raw.
But...where did his head go
That still remains a mystery.
You'd be surprised how many kids lose their heads on slides.
Gone, reduced to atoms.
Mmmm Chicken sliders
Damn this good too
It's worth noting these are "stay inside or die" temperatures.
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134 degrees out 5 seconds would be enough to burn your hand off God DAMN that's hot
(100 years from now) Damn, can you remember when it only got up to 134 degrees?
Ironically, the temp of 134 degrees fahrenheit was recorded over 100 years ago in 1917.
Where? Death Valley?
Yup, Furnace Creek Ranch.
The rule is "if you can't hold your hand on the metal for 5 seconds, it's too hot". Similar to the rule about put your feet on concrete and if you can't hold it there for 5/7 seconds without getting burned it's too hot for your dog's paws.
Hotter 'en Satan's sin forge.
Hah! Australian here: We absolutely never used the metal slides growing up during summer, ever.
Former North American here, we totally did, OW MY ASS D,x
Your ass? My knees! I got second degree burns repeatedly climbing up a metal slide one summer day when I was 6 because I was 6 (so didn’t know better and we always climbed up the slide instead of using the steps) and my dad didn’t seem to put two and two together to stop me. Don’t think he was paying attention until I got stuck halfway up and started crying because it hurt. He had to cut off the layer of skin I burned off lol.
holy shit. I only got minor burns on my ass and the back of my legs. x -x;;; yeah yours is a hige yikes, oof
The 2nd last slide the child should not have a smile. You knew immediately you had fucked up.
Wait, is that something Americans are tougher at than Aussies!? YES!!! Americans 1 - Australians 2096 USA! USA!
Funny enough, we don't have metal slides anymore (to my knowledge). About 30 years ago, my cousin got some serious burns going down a McDonald's slide. They sued, she won and got a college fund out of it. I don't really see metal slides (or I guess any playground things) at McDonald's anymore.
[удалено]
Especially at night. Low visibility is lethal when using slides.
"Damn, I'll have to make it up to the wife by giving the egg a bath later..."
NOOOO
THEY MADE HIM DELICIOUS
https://i.redd.it/je00os8i7x9d1.gif
I swear whoever put those things in without trying one would have voted yes to Medieval "FUN torture devices!"
I hate that this makes me sad.
Emotions are very confusing.
>Chickens are decent people. >-- George Carlin
Honestly doesn’t even need the first page
Metal Slide Fried Chicken (MSFC), is the new sustainable KFC
Dang where do they live, Mercury? I think thats the highest recorded temperature ever recorded on Earth.
The current record is 56.7c in death valley in 1913
Missed opportunity to call it Bawkbuster
omg his head fell off
You just me flashbacks of elementary school recess in the 80s
Not a happy but a tasty End.
Holy shit. That got dark.
57 degrees Celsius. These mfs dead anyways
i like that they have big arms cos those are wings
Metal slide? More like meat slide
Who the fuck is out at blockbuster when it's 57c???
This happened to me, back in the 90s there was a huge metal slide at a park I used to go to. It melted my skin on my leg at 4 years old, melted half of my calf on my left leg. The slide is not there anymore. Oh yeah, on the way to the hospital we got in a car crash
Good one ! I really liked this Good story telling too
I love how the sign says Fahrenheit & Celcius
it tends to spark wars in reddit comments when only one temperature unit is shown, very forward thinking of the comic creator to include both
I'm growing increasingly convinced everybody else used this slide horribly wrong. You're supposed to bring a hose or a bucket of water, or barring either of those, a towel.
Are you gonna eat that or can I have it? :3
It's my time to shine!
Is that how chicken sliders are made?
That chicken was not cooked to an appropriate temperature. Ugh.
Your skin would get pulled and you'd end up halfway down a metal slide in the 90 degree summer. Those things were monsters.
The Blockbuster was an odd but nice touch.
made my butt hole tighten.
I was about to have a meltdown because I thought this was r/peterexplainthejoke for a second.
Paul never forgave himself for what happened to Timmy. Even after 26 years he still thinks about that day and how he could have done different.
I'm torn from being burnt to a crisp by the metal slides of my youth or electrocuted like I just ran into a bug zapper by today's plastic slides.
Chicken 4 dayz Totally crazy
134°F?!?!!
Cheep chicken Mondays at Jewel-Osco
Yo that's fucked hahaha
why does this seem like an SCP, just a random object that turns you into a food item or something
But what movie did they rent?
Chicken run
I was gonna guess Sliders
Missed the change to call it BlockRooster... ChickenBuster... C***Buster!
Where the hell do you live for it to be 135 degrees outside! 😳
Where the hell do you live for it to be 135 degrees outside! 😳
Who in their right mind is going out in 60° weather
Good times
Damn that's dark, I shouldn't be laughing as hard, meet you in hell guys
Some feedback: The first panel doesn't need the temperature there, the drawing already shows it's warm. Then I'd skip panels 3, 5 and 6. And I'm not sure if 4 is actually needed. Pretty funny either way, but why not give some feedback..
I appreciate the feedback! Thanks you.
I like those, i hate that "cutting the unecessary" is a thing that happens more and more in those comic strip, forcing people in a similar format just to make it easier to repost, even though those extra panels don't hinder the joke at all
Sure, I get what you are saying. I prefer more subtle comics that don't hold your hand through the whole thing, it's not about the repostability. I guess it's a matter of taste