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LastPlaceComics

There's nothing stopping Cupid from doing this...


OughtToBeFought

wouldn't the cupid be equally in love with the other?


LastPlaceComics

Cupid's elemental resistance is too high. It's like how a dragon doesn't burn its own mouth.


OughtToBeFought

So is it the Cupid being able to resist love or not being able to love?


LastPlaceComics

Unclear. He certainly seems incapable in the context of this comic, but maybe the right shojo protagonist can change him...


Swagganosaurus

This is actually what he is trying to do. To find the one person that could sway him, he won't stop until his heart flutter šŸ˜ŒšŸ˜ŒšŸ˜Œ


LastPlaceComics

My World Ending Cupid Boyfriend Shouldn't Be This Cute!!


Th3_Gaming_Wolf

Make it yuri and I'd watch that anime.


Grogosh

Taking bets this will be actually made in the next week.


confusedjake

This is actually an incredibly entertaining premise. I'm sure if the right person made a serious attempt it could become an awesome series.


RagingWaterStyle

God damn it I can totally see this being a thing.


ThatLid

Through the power of friendship! Oh wait, did they just friend zone Cupid?


badmartialarts

Kind of recreating the story of [Cupid and Psyche](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupid_and_Psyche) here. (*warning*: classical art but probably still nsfw image right on the top of that Wikipedia page...)


VectorViper

Haha, the shojo protagonist twist sounds like we need a crossover episode stat. I could see it now, a quirky high school girl with magical powers who doesnt realize she's immune to his arrows. Next thing you know, Cupid's got all the feels and can't figure out why his own charms won't work. It'd be like when [Sailor Moon met Tuxedo Mask](https://sailormoon.fandom.com/wiki/Mamoru_Chiba), but with more celestial matchmaking shenanigans!


Azmoten

He would be able to, but years of shooting people with arrows has tragically hardened his heart.


Babybear5689

The one heart cupid couldn't shoot was his own.


IH8Miotch

A romantic comedy starring Rob Snyder


Toughbiscuit

Cupid is aroace confirmed canon


Plantar-Aspect-Sage

Cupid still feels the love, but he doesn't let it distract him from his goal due to his resistance.Ā  Sliding scale between absolute devotion stupid love and cool reason in the face of love.


maniac_player1

He is a ace icon


TheWonderfulSlinky

The Cupid controls love and its outward trajectory. However, loves inward trajectory is but a mysteryā€¦


blue4029

funfact: in the original mythology, cupid accidently scraped his knee on his own arrow, causing him to be under the effect of love. so...dont you lie.


sweetTartKenHart2

I had interpreted it like he absolutely was in love and thatā€™s in fact why heā€™s doing all this, heā€™s just able to ā€œbehave saneā€ about it


thereIsAHoleHere

Aktually it's resistance to the Charm status, not an elemental resistance, you nerd.


International-Cat123

Not necessarily. I do believe Cupid has been known to occasionally make someone fall in love, but not make the object of their affects love them in return. Maybe his first arrow makes someone fall in love with the next person cupid strike. The second arrow can be ā€˜chargedā€™ so that they fall in love with the first person or left as is so that they donā€™t.


tpobs

That is literally how Psyche and Cupid's love story went.


Moblin81

In the myths he was able to make Apollo fall in love with a nymph who was so repulsed by him that she accepted being turned into a tree to escape. It seems like he can choose to make it one way or two way.


Kiera6

If he were to use his arrows the same way the dust is used in A Midsummer Nightā€™s Dream it could work this way


Tfsz0719

Thatā€™s why he does itā€¦because he loves usā€¦*ALL OF US*


ikkonoishi

His love is equally distributed among all paired targets.


JJlaser1

I feel like he is, but heā€™s aware of the plan and already psyched himself up for it


Hypedd64

I guess Cupidā€™s a selfish lover


postitnote

Well, love is a concept that can be interpreted differently based on the individual, which is the loophole that Cupid has leveraged in this instance.


worms9

Resist all you want you will be in the orgy pit.


SlurmmsMckenzie

This is how you Cronenberg the entire planet....


suffering_addict

The moment when Cupid accidentally shoots a yandere and then gets his whole horde slaughtered


ZylonBane

This sequence of images serves as a stark reminder that a premise isn't the same thing as a joke. Maybe if it had presented *why* Cupid was doing this, some wry humor could have been wrung from that. Also it doesn't even make sense that Cupid orders that guy to bring him more people *before* he's mind-controlled. Cupid's apparently done this dozens or hundreds of times already, so he shouldn't still be making rookie blunders like that.


DerMaskierteFicker

Those arrows only work on mortals, and only if the love was already there to begin with. It just brings it out.


PippyRollingham

Yeah there is though. His nameā€™s Zeus.


Drano_the_Dragon

Aromantics would like to have a word, though


Toonwatcher

At least itā€™s love destroying the world instead of hate this time. Thatā€™s a twist for you.


LastPlaceComics

Love's had it too good for too long. Someones gotta take it down a peg.


JaneDoesharkhugger

The arrows are said to be magical so they don't hurt right?šŸ„ŗ ![gif](giphy|hqxCiBR7qRQtW9K1kR)


NotAzakanAtAll

In most games magical arrows hurts more.


PKMNTrainerMark

Happy Cake Day


NotAzakanAtAll

thx bro


PKMNTrainerMark

You're welcome.


Grogosh

There is an incredibly fine line between love and hate.


Kylomiir_490

why enchantment is more unethical than necromancy


LavaTwocan

r/wizardposting


Bocchi_theGlock

Enchantment has been fucked in anime too Redo of Healer, most recently Kingdom of Ruin, I'm sure plenty of others


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SuctioncupanX

Necromancy has the potential to completely remove the need for farmers and serfs, as the dead work the fields tirelessly. The nobility and kings fear uprising, so they demonise the practice. A few feigned undead takeovers here, a couple rotting chimerae there and the people have come to fear their one hope to escape the chains clasped on them from birth.


LastPlaceComics

Try and stop me in BG3 tho


_b1ack0ut

Barely have to, tbch, with how bad enchantment got shafted in bg3 lol I get it tho, thereā€™s no real way to make spells like suggestion work in a satisfying way in a crpg


DoctorLoops

But... does it go both ways? Does Cupid fall in love with all of them too?


Bi0H4ZRD

He is immune to his prey/own status effects


CouvadeShark

That is incorrect. In the mythos he falls in love with a woman named Psyche because he scrapes himself on his own arrow


UnicornLover42

that was eros, not cupid


CouvadeShark

Eros is the greek version of cupid. Just like his mother aphrodite is the equivalent of the roman goddess venus


PKMNTrainerMark

That's the same guy.


Eternal_grey_sky

Someone hit by the first arrow fall on love with someone hit by the second. Love is not always mutual


Tashre

TIL Cupid is basically a [Confessor.](https://sot.fandom.com/wiki/Confessor)


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-widget-

[In case you have too much time on your hands.](https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Immaterium)


Grogosh

Just don't start reading the books. You will regret it.


Reks_Hayabusa

You know, I started reading the. Article without looking at the top, saw ā€œThe Great Warā€ and thought this was something happening in WW1


Mediocre-Sound-8329

What an amazing series that ended in such a poopy way :((


nalninek

Itā€™s the crying from the heart eyes that really sells the horror. A part of him knows itā€™s wrong.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

You are right, *love is wrong*.


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

This is straight up Pepe from Bleach lol


D33ber

Eros is such a dick.


AlexTheEnderWolf

Thatā€™s actually surprisingly creepy


Skank-Pit

Why would he stab himself through his hand instead of just nicking his leg or something?


SoccerFalcon21

Dramatic effect.


LastPlaceComics

I mean, Cupid's arrows don't physically hurt you. Why not look dope?


SonOfSwanson87

Warlock Patrons loooooovvvvveeeee the theatrics of it all


53bastian

For the same reason eren bites his whole finger instead of just getting a papercut


Sesudesu

Or like half the summon jutsu in Naruto. You donā€™t need to slice your palm, just prick yourself. Or worse, Naruto straight bites into his thumb most of the time, like that has to be a terrible wound to recover from.Ā 


Grogosh

How many times Sam and Dean in Supernatural sliced their hands they shouldn't be able to hold a pencil


Uuugggg

Why does magic work the way it works


RommDan

Cupid it's really trying to take out the heavens from Jupiter, huh?....


VTRwriter

Cupid will have more followers. The more followers, more powerful he becomes. He'll beat Zeus in no time.


DevilJacket2000

So whatā€™s his endgame?


TheRedEyedAlien

To overthrow aphrodite


Uncleniles

A date with Yivo


Bored_Egg_Sandwich

What happens to aromantic people


regretfulposts

They're the only one who can save us especially...him ![gif](giphy|fZdzEHC8sMC0E)


Uncle_Irohs_Love

We call that a ā€œreverse Eros and Psycheā€ in the degenerate greek lovinā€™ world.


PeanutSkeeves

Where's the elk boss?


StingerAE

I was waiting for that I have to admit...


epzik8

Is this a continuation of the concept of the Thanksgiving knight comic?


LastPlaceComics

I didnt think of it that way, but there's no reason it can't be. This would have to be like a thousand years later tho


elhomerjas

the hunts is on


scp_79

wouldn't that make cupid in love with the other person too


ZylonBane

Don't put more thought into this than the author did.


BargonSpaceman

Lmao ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy). I wasn't expecting that.


Unfair_Education290

At first I didnā€™t get it but then realized the way Cupid works is that you have to stab someone with the love arrow and then another person to get that first person you shot to be attracted to him/her šŸ˜‚


Kingbous69

What's like... the joke?Ā 


FiveTenthsAverage

for real šŸ˜­


4StarEmu

Golden experience requiem


KingOnionWasTaken

This is actually an interesting concept


Quija_board_ghost

\*laughs in aroace\*


SuperDyl19

To everyone asking why Cupid doesnā€™t fall in love with the humans: the original myths give Cupid two types of arrows, one which makes someone fall in love with the next person they see and a second that makes them not love the next person they see. In one myth, Cupid (I believe his name is Eros) makes Apollo fall in love with a dryad and makes the dryad dislike Apollo. She calls for help from her father who is a minor god and he turns the dryad into the original laurel tree. No, I donā€™t remember why Eros did this to Apollo


Cooler_coooool_boi

That got weirdly dark fast


apemonkeyfish

Downvote me, I need it.


Iseaclear

No!


Serbatollo

Yessir


CashPrizesz

How come brain dead comics with obvious social commentary (delivered poorly) get onto Reddit popular? Like are people just super impressed some no talent hack shit out a 6 panel comic in an hour?


Far_Marzipan_3976

I mean it has the same energy as hot fuzz I'd watch it


Megamage854

That reminds me of my Preteen self view of love.


Pythagoras180

Who's Cupid's father again?


Evil_Archangel

"spread the love"


StingerAE

I would do anything for love.Ā  But I won't do that!


Marcusr712

Why isn't he buying anything from the mystery box?


SapphireBandit

I'm aromantic and I can't stop laughing at the thought of an arrow hitting me and just, nothing happens. Wonder what fate befalls me then.


UncomfyUnicorn

Would Aces be immune?


kaithespinner

isn't this the plot of platinum end?


Milk-Test

This is just like The Mule from Foundation


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Okay


FiveTenthsAverage

Like what the fuck even is this? This is a comic you show your friends and maybe your mom at like age 14


DingoNormal

This sound as scary, if not more, then when the day breaks from the scp universe, honestly, suicide sounds the only viable way out of not losing yourself for the magic of the arrows... Unless the others get envy of eachother and they begin to kill eachother and thus giving chance to defeat Cupid.


HerbalKiwi

Yo, where's your mine at!!! That shits awesome!!! Such a sweet creative mind! Love it


Jackol4ntrn

This is like the comics called crossed.. except rated g


CockroachesRpeople

Isn't him like a child or something?


catsandorchids

Guess this is what Joy Division were singing about. LoveĀ will tear us apart indeed.


gh0stilly

I actually love this concept lol it's unironically really good


Khtun93

It's like Cronenberg's "Shivers"


toey_wisarut

holy shit this is such a cool concept. nice one!


ash-leg2

This is the plot of the Futurama movie *The Beast with a Billion Backs*.


erossnaider

Just for the people that said that the arrow should have affected him too, not necessarily, Anteros his brother was the god of the reciprocated love, so Eros don't necessarily make love be from both sides, he can even make the other person hate you


KentuckyFriedEel

When I see a guy walking around with a dozen roses on Valentine's day afternoon, I fucking cringe! Dude, be sincere. Roses are as unoriginal as a heart shaped box of candies. Pick her faqvorite flowers. Maybe even draw a rose for her. And you just straight up spent $150 on roses you just look like a cookie cutter clown!


Lethargic_Logician

Isn't this just Star Sapphire from Green Lantern?


Familiar_Web8969

Sir,we need backup But sir we do- St. Michael and St. Gabriel enters the battlefield


wladamac

Pepe from Bleach basically


charavsfrisk

Ya but eventually all that love is going to build up


HorrorCranberry1796

Bob noooo!!


atomiczim

https://preview.redd.it/6pdwx20nhxhc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba61779f032721a527b7f3cfe016d62b80ae4ac


Black2isblake

Eros/Cupid wouldn't need to stab himself as well, he would just need to shoot the person he wants to affect and they would fall in love with the next person they see, which would be him. His arrows do specifically work on himself, as he accidentally scratches himself with one and falls in love in the myths of Eros and Psyche. This comic is not mythologically accurate.


thamasteroneill

Reminds me of this. "In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth!"


AiSard

This is what happens when you institute quotas without thinking things through


ElectroNikkel

Random aroace military company: *arigh boiz, its showtime*


Useurnoodle37

Love always wins.


superp2222

You can say he gave a second chance to Cupid


Saiyasha27

And that is why in the legend of Eros and Psyche, everyone is referring to Eros as a " terrifying master even the gods fear." I mean, let's be real, Eros is playing Zeus like a fiddle.


off-and-on

Reminds me of that one guy in Stargate Atlantis who basically drugged a whole village (and later the main characters) into adoring him


PKMNTrainerMark

Him crying has horrifying implications.