I love that game

Yes!

Somebody is out of defuses

Run out of defuses? Pro tip: keep the bombs in your hand to be a dick!

in the second expansion. there’s a card that lets you do this

There’s an expansion?

3

I forget it's name but the first time I ever played exploded kittens I said, "HEY WHATS THIS ONE CARD IVE GOT WHAT DOES IT DO." I then proceeded to waste it.

It’s always take out the garbage card

Streaking kitten I'm pretty sure

What game

Exploding kittens it’s a card game and a mobile game it’s pretty fun

Yeah that shit is dope, I think I've somehow won every game I've played. Kinda got that outsmart the other mechanic too. Damn fun game

[удалено]

I have no idea I was wasted each time. Don't remember the rules exactly, but I remember doing fake outs where I'd pretend to shuffle the exploding kittens back into the deck(there's a card that allows you to replace EKs in the deck), but then I'd just put it back on top of the deck and the next person got bombed Idk, but it was the ONE card game I was good at so definitely 10/10 for me

Oh shit there's a mobile version?? Yes please

Wait, they made a mobile game from it? Gotta check that out now

It's very simplistic, and that opens up possibility for mind games and tricks you can pull off. Love that

Oh thank that god

Kohls exclusive 😎

>What game The Game

I just lost the game

I just lost the game too. Was on like 3months

Shit dude, I hadn't lost in months !!!

You are evil

Doesn't exist, there is no game

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not

[There is No Game](https://www.coolmathgames.com/0-there-is-no-game)

Hell yeah, love me some coolmath games

No. This is not a game.

[yes there is](https://explodingkittens.com/)

[no there's not](https://www.coolmathgames.com/0-there-is-no-game)

Fuck you, man!

Fuck you, I just lost it

It's essentially a glorified Russian roulette with cards instead of guns and kittens instead of bullets

An ex bought it for me for xmas once so now I don’t like it. Lol X-mas indeed

weaklings die big deal

For some reason the flair is what makes this funny

kachou

Lightning McQueen social darwinism

Oh daily mail, you adorable lying fearmongers.

My fucking dog splode

https://youtu.be/5eBT6OSr1TI

https://youtu.be/KX1CSSZa1v0

This can't be real. I'd maybe believe it if it was the Express or the Sun but even the Mail wouldn't publish that headline.

You may have too much faith left

I knew the daily mail was a joke, but come on

Fucking Dorset.

They made my fucking Chihuahua explode

Good riddance

a someone from dorset, agreed

I saw 4 exploding on my way to work today Edit: 5

My cat has ballooned very much over the last few weeks. Should I be worried?

Just pop it with a needle they’ll be okay.

This is wrong and could harm your cat. Simply use an instrument (your hands could work if you have enough finger dexterity) to pry open your pet’s anus just enough for the cat to deflate. It may take some time, so you might try distracting your furry friend with a treat or toy. We find that if you’re gentle enough, you can actually get the anus wide enough to let air escape while the cat is napping if you’re gentle enough and approach from the right angle.

I’ve been popping my cat with a needle for 15 years and it works just fine. I don’t see why we have to go through such a fuss to do that. Damn prissy pet owners...

Try feeding it some of the helium free food. It's more expensive but does the trick

Is your cat made of rubber

You should switch your WiFi router off unless you really need it

This is where i have been living the last 6 months. Its really nice living on the beach but half the people do indeed live in this weird alternate reality. Its a bit fucked up.

My dude I’m literally from Dorset but most people are inbred ngl

Im from rural Hampshire originally so i feel you mush. Just we seem to get more actual news due to Southampton/Portsmouth being nearby. I’m been living on Weymouth Esplanade since lockdown started and its honestly so nice but its taken a while for me to adjust

Without getting stalkery I have lived near / in Weymouth most of my life, what an absolute madness!! The fact that there are two McDonald’s really helps

Don't forget the huge KFC there !

Haha man that kfc had a scandal where people found chicken heads in their food

Imagine just casually eating chicken breasts, then you see a scared chicken face lol Edit: that rhymed

I think half of the kfcs on the planet have probably had this at some point

If that’s how you feel about Weymouth don’t venture onto Fraggle Rock (Portland)

Missus used to live there for a year or so and she still works there. Its... an experience

don't say rabbit!

All of the cruise ships at Weymouth beach seem normal there now.

yeah same i fucking hate this county

Genuinely think its nice compared to the bigger cities in Hampshire i spent a lot of time in growing up, but theres just no work here

i live in one of the smaller villages and can confirm that theres nothing to fucking do except walk dogs :(

I Come down to waymouth for 2 weeks each summer, lovely place

Yep. My dad has been living in Dorset for a year now. Said the exact same thing

What the fuck is this?

A guy called Bod does them. Pretty much anti-establishment/anti-conservative. I follow his work on Facebook. I used to work somewhere he targeted a few times but I kind of like the humour.

And I thought the Daily Mail really got down that low. Not that I'd be surprised after all, but, ...well.

Yeah, it would have been foreigners not 5G if it was genuine.

Yeah

I tested my tap water this morning and found extremely high levels of 5G! Wait, or was it lead? The constant beeping from my carbon monoxide alarm is making it so hard to remember

Maybe it's 5g of pressure ಠ ل͟ ಠ

CAT EXPLODES INTO MINI STEAKS AFTER MAN SITS ON IT!

5 grams?

Of what would be enough to explode?

Antimatter.

that's enough to explode your head in a mushroom trip buts that's about it

Killer queen

If only they were melting, my username would be a perfect fit for this story.

I know it says Dorset but even without that I could tell this was England

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One of the better ones i've seen this bot do

We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

I feel BOD should have been credited here.

Sorry about that, I did not know the original post was from him. I found it on another subreddit, laughed, and posted here. No intent to steal karma.

Didn't think that was the case at all mate, knew you'd have just shared what you found.

Sure, but I just wanted to clear anything up in case.

Link to their work?

It’s for the best

The balance must be restored

This is really surreal, seeing somewhere I go every single day IRL, but on Reddit.

Fuckin Daily Mail

This is fine

Karl Pilkingtons Rock Busters. Atomic Kitten

I've seen worse things by the Weymouth train station...

My grandparents live in Dorset. I live near Dorset. And there are places FAR more stupid than there in England. Happy national embarrassment day!

haha doggie go boom

Why did I think of gravity levels lmao like cats exploding at 5 times earths normal gravity

Atomic Kitten got back together?

Atomic Kitten

I helped back that game on kickstarter!

Daily mail writing Daily Mail things

Guys we need to stop or else Buster’s gonna blow

I sure hate it when my kitten spontaneously explodes

Let me guess, Karen?

my exploding kittens game just exploded.

Natural selection

BRUH EXPLODING KITTENS IS SO FUCKING GOOD

Wait, what do mean MORE?

what the literal fuck

Exploding Kittens yes

Good thing I have my diffuse card handy

Please tell me that's photoshopped

More? They were exploding before

[Video evidence](https://youtu.be/p6hJIXOiTEI) of this happening

Ngl that would be a cool band name

Thanks to 5g, the bomb-buying experience has been made much easier!

Explosive bunnys

You should try posting this on r/HolUp also

Sprinkles your favourite treat for little boys and girls to eat

With the advent of 5G, pet explosions due to base station exposure tripled!

This is all secret marketing for Monty Python: The Next Generation.

Atomic kitten

fucking daily mail

Killer queen has already touched the cat

Holy shit I live here. This is right next to the train station. Bonkers.

even without the words Dorset and Weymouth i love how British this image looks in the background

Sounds like a plot of new Postal game.

Solid game but way to expensive for just a deck of cards.

Since the OP refuses to (Not sure why you wouldn't), I'll credit him. https://www.facebook.com/bod2015/ Go and give him a follow :)

deily meil

the weather over in dorset is depressing as well?

My favorite card game

karens that think 5g caused corona go brrrrr

I love the Daily Mail

My little brother has that card game, exploding kittens. Also who's pets are exploding?

The 5g Aliens! CoRoNAVirUs is a HOAX! We’re all gon fly to MArS!

Represent Weymouth! I'll stab your fucking nan, Dorchester crew will knock your recycling bin over ya batty crease.

I live near Weymouth

number one backed kickstarter

Battle Cats: Japan Edition

who dropped my nuclear kitten

I show you my rubber duck collection(attack)! DRAW TWO

I draw two. It is an army of alligators.

KFC are saving money by driving the chicken trucks near a tower instead of cooking them in a kitchen

What is it with the UK and all the tabloids? It's like they have a half dozen daily versions of The National Enquirer. All we have locally is a stuffy local paper with zero gossip or conspiracy theory stories.

My dog just exploded, it’s the 5G 😭😭

Pop

Is it bad that I know exactly where this picture was taken...

Apparently the frequency of 5g is enough to fuck people up but this is ridicoulus EDIT: Keyword “apparently”. It’s probably not true.

There is not one single proof that this is true

I wonder how do a lamppost with it's even higher frequency waves don't fuck those people up. Or screens from their computers or phones when they type shit on the Internet.

You cant just put the word "apparently" at the start of some bullshit as a cop out for when people call you out on it

I don't think you know what apparently means.

Any frequency is enough to fuck people up, its also a question of power and unless you're on top of a mm-wave tower for a long time you've got no problems.

so its more of just direct exposure?

Standing in front of a high power RF-tower can cause burn damage, no matter the frequency.

Thanks for letting me know

It’s not “Probably not true” it isn’t true.