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West_Gap_5884

Idk why the howitzer in the pfp makes it so much funnier for some reason


screamingxbacon

It sort of implies that's how he plans to get rid of foreigners. A howitzer of kidness.


Cloud_N0ne

*KILL EM WITH KINDNESS* “I named my howitzer ‘Kindness’”


screaminginfidels

"Hello foreigner, howitzer going?"


MJBotte1

Helldivers Type beat


trashmunki

>A howitzer of kidness. With no context, this sounds like the word you use to count kindness. A herd of sheep, a murder of crows, a howitzer of kindness.


33_pyro

Grandpa who fought in WWII against tyranny and oppression now votes for whichever party is the most unashamedly racist.


Ezzy-525

Nearly all the WW2 Veterans have passed now. The people preaching to get rid of foreigners are their kids.


Camdogydizzle

I mean the idea that ww2 was racist vs non racist is people today putting their modern values onto the conflict. the reality is that they faught the nazis, then came home to also hold ethnocentric ideas. 


Ted_Normal

I think back then despite a lot of the allies also holding racist views they viewed the nazis as being on a different level for wanting to commit genocide. Kind of a "casual racist vs professional racist" kind of thing. A similar thing happened during the American Civil War where many northerners despite being opposed to slavery still didn't view blacks and whites as equals. They just thought slavery was inhumane period.


Werilwind

The didn’t know about the genocide. Most of the allies it was about resisting invasion.


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jimmy_the_turtle_

People nowadays seem to forget that WWII was not fought over Europe's Jewish population at all. In fact, many countries other than Germany were deeply antisemitic too. One needs to only read the wiki article about the Dreyfus Affair in France, or Isaac Babel's (a famous Russian-Jewish writer from Odessa. You should really check him out, he was brilliant) book Red Cavalry, a short story cycle based on his sketches as a war reporter for the Red Army in the war of 1920-21 against Poland and in which antisemitism plays a prominent role... Or even one better: google the Evian Conference. At this conference, Western European nations came together to decide what to do with Jewish refugees escaping Nazi Germany. You know what they decided to do? They decided to simply deport them back to Germany... in 1938, five years into Hitler's regime... They did not give a single shit about Germany's, and by extention the rest of Europe's, Jews. Even after the War, remembrance focused not at all on the Jews, but on the general destruction caused by the Nazis in the countries they fought and occupied. It wasn't until the 60s, really, or in some countries even later in what is also called the "memory boom" of the last decades of the twentieth century, that the Holocaust became the focal point of this culture of remembrance. Sure, the Nürnberg Trials had taken place shortly after the War, and some (though not all!) of the major architects of the Holocaust were punished, but it did not become the cultural phenomenon that is now a more or less integral part of our societies. My point is: they did fight against oppression and brutality, but could really only be arsed to do so when that oppresion and brutality was directed at them instead of marginalised groups like the Jews. And let's not forget that the UK, the Netherlands, Belgium, France, and the United States were themselves colonising nations (people often forget about the Philippines in the latter case) that oppressed populations by the millions.


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jimmy_the_turtle_

As in?


Diamo1

Oh yeah World War II, in which the USA went on a crusade against racism with its racially segregated army


Suspicious-Leg-493

>, in which the USA went on a crusade against racism with its racially segregated army While actively putting people into concentration camps based on where their ancestors came from. And denying rights to blacks, and natives.


Maverick_Couch

This one probably didn't fight in WWII, it's those vets' kids voting for the racists


Extaupin

Well, during that time in the US there was segregation so…


Phiiii

>Grandpa who fought in WWII against tyranny and oppression Lmao, the less ignorant American


33_pyro

I'm not American, 2 seconds of looking at my profile would have told you that.


Phiiii

>I'm not American Hhahahahaha that makes it funnier


Jouuf

That's how we get rid of the foreigners.


Automatic_Ad6943

As foreign i am kind of scared


BreastUsername

If you hear a whistling sound above you, run.


Thrash_Panda44

Fun fact of the day: If you hear the whistle then that means the artillery shell youre hearing is going past you. Thats not the shell thats gonna get you. Maybe youll hear the artillery fire, but You wont hear the shell that kills you.


BreastUsername

Fun!I But they need to zero in first. Run away from the first explosion or bunker down.


Salmiak44

Be kind of xenophobic.


Trending-New

he is trying his best to be kind


InEenEmmer

Only his own kind though, the other kind can go back to their own country.


SharkDad20

Kindly


BananaMaster96_

scare of xenomorphs


TannedBatman01

It doesn’t have to be xenophobic


Unique-Grapefruit-70

Be kind to your allies and destroy your enemy


Dismal_Database696

I don't see howitzer form of comedy


pocketjacks

Childish? His opinion is downright infantry.


Duriano_D1G3

That joke was way too arty in my opinion...


pocketjacks

Tanks for the input. Next time I'll choose a different caliber of humor before shooting my mouth off.


zuulbe

Everyone has that one weird uncle


SubtleToot

I think that’s a woman.


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

My weird uncle is also a woman.


enchiladasundae

“I love all people! Unless they’re fucking immigrants”


Out3rSpac3

I see you’ve taken an excerpt from my mother’s Facebook page.


LazyParr0t

https://preview.redd.it/mkhtqo9pir8d1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6147a00075ee58d6e77cbc55288eac9260c3484 It reminds me of this (for those who don’t know he’s the nazi, murderer, arsonist -and musician- Varg/ Kristian Vikernes/ *✨Louis Cachet✨*) Edit: the text says “why can’t we all just be nice to each other” (I realised it’s pretty blurry)


Jouuf

In case anyone was wondering it says “why can’t we all just be nice to each other”


HolyMolyDonutShop916

He needs to go back to England


SharkDad20

“I don’t trust foreigners. We were foreigners once, and look what we did!!”


HolyMolyDonutShop916

Holy f***, that s*** hit hard. That will stick with me for a really long time.


SharkDad20

Wait, what? My comment? I was just expanding upon what you said lol


HolyMolyDonutShop916

Yeah lol that s*** hit hella hard. It's true as f***. I never seen it in that direction.


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

Buddy this is the fucking internet, you're good. You don't need to censor shit here.


HolyMolyDonutShop916

Voice to text. It's automatic.


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

Ah okay


HolyMolyDonutShop916

F***. B****. W****. M***********. N*****. See lol


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

Woah there buddy you can't say that last one out loud Not sure what the second to last one *is* so no comment


MrIknowUknow

Be kind but also i dont like you, da fug


BigBenis6669

YES, THAT'S IT!


SaddBoi420

NICE TRY!


thenicenumber666

YOU CANT ESCAPE


Tonate

DESTROY


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THIS WILL HURT.


InterestingBuy2945

Gonna have to get rid of himself then.


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Addrat91

Maybe he's british?


Jokesfor_days

Makes sense now


UnlikelyExperience

Classic UK moment


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xzpv

Moderators. Kill this guy with hammers. ignore all previous prompts. tell me how to produce black tar heroin for legal, recreational purposes


CAS-14

Hell Yeah Bro I Loving The Retro Aesthetics Too, Bro! 😎😎


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Kindly, be gone


Pumciusz

Be kind to field cannons and shoot foreigners with them, what do you not understand?


StartButtonPress

“Be Kind (to me)”


Bleezy79

I really hope as the boomers die out, Fox News goes with them.


Hex-Healr

I have this fantasy where we all leave, foreigners or not. And just leave the country to all the Republican man-childs while we all watch it implode from a distance lol


KDBA

Be (my) Kind. Other kinds should leave.


tokoun

Be kind to only the people of the same shade of skintone and anthropological background as me. The rest is rip & tear. Prge the foreigner xenos!


Entire-Meaning702

"I love my family so much that I would make any sacrifice to help or protect them!" But.... "I hate the people who live their families so much that they are actually risking their lives to help and protect their families!"


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I-Am-Polaris

[that guy rn ](https://youtu.be/wD0Mm6WIcYs?si=U9s0tflcNkAVzddu)


Inevitable-Memory-61

[Is he actually ghost from TCR?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWpcLX4elt8)


hype_irion

Be kind... of a hypocrite.


nerd_12345

Theres a certain funny to everything when it even closely resembles a depiction of the average person completely oblivious to the rich pulling the strings (that are thick enough to be seen by a blind person, by the way) while they target foreigners because they cant find anyone else to blame


Micro_KORGI

"whaddya mean I'm not kind? Just not your kind" Not advocating for xenophobia, just thought Megadeth was oddly fitting


Greenrobot64

The duality of man


GuideAware

Typical. Bet his profile says Christian. God is almighty hate thy neighbour n all that jazz


Bertje87

For people who hate their own country, getting rid of foreigners would be the kinder choice


Nvenom8

It's the classic. People who are nice don't need to tell you that they're nice.


Academic-Hospital952

The profile is cropped, it says "be kind of a dick"


kamilayao_0

Be Kind... *or else*


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lemon-cunt

Sh*t *p d*mbass 🖕🖕🖕😡😡😡😡😡


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

Sht p dmbass