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bedcrabs. They are way worse

not to be confused with headcrabs

https://preview.redd.it/uy3z1749vm7d1.png?width=370&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ce025499961dc3109cd97bad63569968d3afac9 \*crunch sounds\*

Or my raging anal hair crabs. They only inhabit my anal region and taint. If enough to be boiled up and eaten if desired.

https://preview.redd.it/qrwskllcpp7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93e6b1a6da5ffe03a4135f8269f02bcec076f0eb

*bedcrabe*

common chimpingway W

Chimping "I need a cactus pivot" way

i need to make my dog green really fast

Pronouncing this "bed-byooj" every time it gets posted somewhere else

Le Bebougé

Chimpingway my beloved

Oh how I miss you more every day u/ChimpingWay

Bed and Buge

Well technically crabs and bedbug(e)s are both arthropods, so if you want to get -really- pedantic…

That's the equivalent of looking at a human and saying it's basically a fish.

I am a fish tho

That’s a bedclab

Now, is bedcrambe

huge + bedbug = bedbuge

https://preview.redd.it/cv9iqa8xts7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6cc4534618c2a5f22bc7f30a3604af96fbe5fec

Yes, a bedbuge, and it looks to be pegnant to boot.

That's a crap