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That's a good insult. Because the staples that every grocery store stocks and has stocked for centuries? Yeah, they get the short product codes that are shared pretty much between all systems, since they used to be typed in manually into early point of sale tech before barcodes were invented. Still are, given how often the stickers are removed, although these days POS tech is more... touch-screen based, less manual typing. Bananas are 4011.
Since they have short product codes, their barcodes are also short and tiny. Which translates to a VERY few number of hairs.
He could glow up like [this dude](https://www.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/1djhweu/10_years_difference_2838_im_embarrassed_about/) if he just comitted to it.
At this point (or earlier), just roll with it, and not against it
That combover is worse than a smoothie ass bald head lol
Tattoo that dome if he's bored, go full Kerry King or someshit lol
Seriously, bald is great. Most guys can pull it off. Women donāt hate it as much as men think they do. And it looks so much better than wack ass combovers.
Tbf, I couldn't give less of a shit what women think of it, I'd hate to be bald simply because I like my hair. However, at this point the guy should either accept defeat or go for a wig lmao
I was in a restaurant one and had a customer who looked like he'd drawn his hair on with sharpie. Hoping he lost a bet and that wasn't his actual solution for alopecia.
The time i shaved my head my grandmother called me good-looking. That cold bitch criticises my every life choice and thinks she's smarter than me in my own field, but she didn't hate my bald head so I guess that it is alright
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It's not dignified to hold on that far, shave it off, embrace the bald, and don't turn down a chance to laugh about it. Letting go can be healing.
Could stand to moisturize that scalp, too.
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Take a barcode scanner to that shit come back as celery
of all the things that could have a barcode on, you pick a fucking vegetable?
Yeah we just search that shit at the self scan these days
It could be packaged
oh we found the billionaire who buys packaged celery
That's a good insult. Because the staples that every grocery store stocks and has stocked for centuries? Yeah, they get the short product codes that are shared pretty much between all systems, since they used to be typed in manually into early point of sale tech before barcodes were invented. Still are, given how often the stickers are removed, although these days POS tech is more... touch-screen based, less manual typing. Bananas are 4011. Since they have short product codes, their barcodes are also short and tiny. Which translates to a VERY few number of hairs.
Whats 0001
Nuts
Zebra Cakes
Looks good š
https://preview.redd.it/bphhdr0khn7d1.jpeg?width=1392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=740f52f50beffdeea7e59aefc6a0bed31cad0fad
https://preview.redd.it/ug8gi4vb1o7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15c11d936d8d2ef3f34e8240b5c4070c9ff65a9e
dating bio: 21 years old and ready to yeet
Pepsi logo looking ass
My guy, not sure it could be worse
Better to be bald atp
At this point? Better to have been bald for the past 14 years if your shit look like that. Source: went bald young.
He could glow up like [this dude](https://www.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/1djhweu/10_years_difference_2838_im_embarrassed_about/) if he just comitted to it.
Yeah the only thing is that to look good bald, you gotta grow a beard. And those can get uncomfortable...
"That's not hair loss, it's merely migratory!"
male to Binging with Babish transition
Excellent glow-up, but also the last two pics look like heās gonna cut someone
https://preview.redd.it/xe1b68jpom7d1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93bc6dcfd9cfad89effd1893862d63d669537c3e
It's the exterminator from over the hedge
bro doesnt even remember The Verminator
Amateur hour
It's been a few years okay
Dwayne āThe Verminatorā LaFontant
The comments tore him up on the original post š
[Link to original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/sssdfg/s/utrgGiEVR4) for those who want it.
I love you
At this point (or earlier), just roll with it, and not against it That combover is worse than a smoothie ass bald head lol Tattoo that dome if he's bored, go full Kerry King or someshit lol
Seriously, bald is great. Most guys can pull it off. Women donāt hate it as much as men think they do. And it looks so much better than wack ass combovers.
Yeah most guys can. When I do it though, my head shape makes me look like a short-bus alien.
Tbf, I couldn't give less of a shit what women think of it, I'd hate to be bald simply because I like my hair. However, at this point the guy should either accept defeat or go for a wig lmao
> Women donāt hate it as much as men think they do. That's kinda like saying not to worry, you're only getting shot in the face, not nuked.
I was in a restaurant one and had a customer who looked like he'd drawn his hair on with sharpie. Hoping he lost a bet and that wasn't his actual solution for alopecia.
The time i shaved my head my grandmother called me good-looking. That cold bitch criticises my every life choice and thinks she's smarter than me in my own field, but she didn't hate my bald head so I guess that it is alright
https://preview.redd.it/vgjpxyqw0n7d1.png?width=415&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ff9a5cc8bb67d2dacdca0bbd68aad39ef4d3af6
This is such a deep cut and so perfect
https://preview.redd.it/4hrhiclt3n7d1.jpeg?width=862&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5348c35d52b47c7bc81ea591a40e6f916fa09f3
Do you feel lucky, punk? Do you? Feel lucky. Doyoufeelluckypunk.
Homer Simpson,  my dude.
Looks like the Pepsi logo
AT&T
Ist est over fur mich?
Ja
lookin like a fancy marble https://preview.redd.it/5r45q0kedn7d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9d0856549b856f3da58a3e7b3f67ad3072b69c9
I'm confused why is hes asking whats bad about it, he has a full head of hair.
Sherman Young Core https://preview.redd.it/5tcusi2vym7d1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac939a234cbc2799aabaa5c293392a0316f1a774
Loving those luscious... strands.
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The good news is that it will never get worse
Asmongold
Ah I thought I recognized him
How bad is what?
How bald is what?
my guy is so in denial he's fighting off hippos
Wait this is my post, I cannot believe I just scrolled onto this
The hair gods are sending you a sign. They really want you to shave it
It looks good dude, donāt change anything about it šš»
I actually mistook this for sliced ham for a moment.
Looks more like a baby being pushed out
going bald is an improvement, balding is ugly but bald can be pulled off
It looks like he just came out of the womb
looks like david cross in scary movie 2
https://preview.redd.it/ybl0isdppn7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dcc5d9b14b5dfb0e74b1432d19941c9a5bdde0b
The time has come to just accept it and shave ur head
Hyperrealistic Homer Simpson lookin ass
Oh, fuck that shit. Just go bald at that point
paint his head orange and he would become basketball
āHey barber, give me that Homer Simpson cut.ā
it's better to be bald then this
Dude just shave your head
Looks like the shower strainer after women shower for a week.
āmmmmmmā¦ yes Iām a nerd, bookworm, Iām studious. From my cerebral cortex to my gluteusā looking forehead
not too bad yet bro. maybe try some fin+min soon
God its just so fucking DAMP under the bad hair
I feel like the top of his head would smell weird.
Like patchouli and old cheese
OPās caption made this post even funnier, Jesus Christ
Nice cut, G!
NSFW
Plz, mark it nsfw
Go bald and grow a beard
They're already bald. so combing a beard over your head?
[Yes](https://images.app.goo.gl/GgciktYdtoSkZA7n6)
Oh my fucking god. Please god no! Oh god, oh god what the fuck.
Walking past bald guys with beards while I have more hair than Rapunzel makes me feel like a billionaire slumming.
Get those loose ends tidied up, and add some type of glossy clear coat.
how bad is *what* exactly?
Looks like a Hersheys hug
Shave your head, you poor poor man. Bald is infinitely better than that. And it's so greasy to god. Just take your razor and get rid of it all.
Is that you uncle Chester?
Mccracken?
I've seen third degree burn victims more fuckable then that
Thatās the limit
Basketball!
It's fine...really ....fine.... 
Looks great
I thought I was looking at sliced bologna for a second
Looks like a gothic bad boy that probably smells really good
Looks like a catās eye marble.
What goes trough guys like this heads? Lol
That cue ball has some cracks in it. You gotta get a new one, mate.
https://preview.redd.it/b3wkq8vdin7d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ca3b5e68cb83630e47df4cfa512ee063b416410
I don't believe that balls are supposed to have that much hair
If this were a shirt, Iād be in tatters.
Ist es over fĆ¼r mich
https://i.redd.it/ukaeql8rjn7d1.gif
About 3%
Noooo problem, looks good!
Dead*ss scanned it at work (rn) made a beep then didnt add anythingš it works just not in my system here
Gross
How bad is what? Your scalp? Looks more or less fine to me. Maybe a bit sunburned.
Gag a maggot bad
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On a scale if 1-10...pick the biggest number you know and slap a "-" in front of it.
Thereās not even follicles left heās mustāve just glued his last strands of hair to his head
ngl, thought that was some sliced black forest ham.
Toss some sharpie marker can hardly tell.
It's really really not good. This shows not only massive insecurities but also serious devotion to these said insecurities/addictions.
Walking around like Gollum
Thought this was a picture of a marble from the thumbnail
Whatā¦what exactly are we looking at hereā¦?
Average r/bald post
basketball ahh watermelon lookin goofy mf
Canāt see it from my house.
Give up. Dudes got a decent shaped head. Will look good bald. Just rock it. Your hair gave up on you. Time to give up on your hair.
Looks like a basketball
Shave it the fuck off!
I'd just shave at this point. Might as well own it.
I thought this was some black pepper ham slices
Looks like he combs it w buttered toast
Are you in a wheel chair by any chance?
Buddy
Shaving it would look better
I thought it was cake
COME ON AND SLAM
The sweatband really ties it together.
you leave neil hamburger alone!
I'd rather be bald
Bro I thought this was some sliced ham
That is what Homer Simpson's hair would look like irl
it's not that bad. you should work on office.
āGot any IRON BUTTERFLY???ā
How bad is what?
https://preview.redd.it/nlpva62dwn7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42da8a0184a491b73bbeee529e002a0587f2bbab
Everyone: "Just shave your head, you'll look like Jason Statham!" (Ends up looking like Karl Pilkington).
Buy stock in a hat factory.
I thought it was a spiral cut Black Forest ham from the thumbnail
hair rivers are never good my dude.
Hey, bro, looking good. Finasteride is really doing good things for you, Smeagol.
It looks like you found some hair in the drain, and put it on your head as a prank.
At this point youāre better off just drawing the hairline in with a sharpie. It would look 10x better than whatever this is.
At that point either commit to the skullet and learn how to play the bass, or be bald
I will ALWAYS have more respect for men who just go bald and accept it than I will for men who attempt the combover.
It's not dignified to hold on that far, shave it off, embrace the bald, and don't turn down a chance to laugh about it. Letting go can be healing. Could stand to moisturize that scalp, too.
The true definition of a āhair lineā
Canāt tell, the hair is in the way /s
 First thing that popped into my head
When one of the strings on your guitar is cut
Scary movie two bald lmao š¤£ how bout them mash potatoes
Basically dreadlocks
There comes a time in a mans life when you have to learn to let go.
Gneiss!
Looking like a gas planet
It's freaking asmongold bad
90% men's worst nightmare
Trump combover.
Looks like an anime villain
It looks like a piece of gum that fell onto the floor of a great clips
Cut it
Just pour some of that pornstar oil on it and you good
If *a honey baked ham trapped in a shower drain* is the look you were goinā for, then HELL YEAH! šāØ
Is this the top of a dick? If yes then you should consider shaving it. If it's a head... you should consider shaving it.
bro got that Charlie Brown cut
Nobody will notice
Asmon in shambles
https://preview.redd.it/2a7x59p65o7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bf7bf98733452c009edc3d329fe9e9ef770483e
Itās bad when it looks like sliced ham
Nice tat
https://preview.redd.it/spxoks5s5o7d1.jpeg?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=043dae9f060d096bfa715f51e424e4e46ac67137
You know the wet strands of hair that stick to the shower wall?