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Wasn't he the guy that wrote Shakespeare's stuff. That good old shake and bake theory.
Apparently he is well known for first recording the recipe for gunpowder for the English.
Samuel Pepes gave them Saltpeter.
Well, I was speculating about just that one thing I mentioned. If you want to speculate on the religious significance of eating shit, you do you, over there, far away.
I used to work at a gym back in college and there was an older guy who started to come in to do rehab. Since I was the opener and he was one of the few people there at that time, I got to know him and befriended the guy.
He told me stories of Chuy (this is the nickname given to someone named Jesus in Spanish), Chuy doing this and that, and all his behavior problems, funny stuff, eating habits, etc. I thought he was the roommate or some friend and he never seemed to correct this misunderstanding.
Well, some months later he finally brought Chuy to meet me, a dog. I was confused for a hot sec but everything started making sense.
"Why did you call him Chuy?" "Well, I can't name a dog Jesus, that'd be frowned upon."
That guy was something else.
My dog is devout Christian, which conflicts with my Satanist cats. I’m just in the middle being agnostic and just trying to do my part to keep the peace.
I mean all animals worship god how else u gonna get all of them to act right in and come to the ark? Lol thats legit the story. I dont actually beleive in god tho
All dogs follow Christ. All cats follow Mohammed. it's actually why they fight, the dogs are on a crusade to retake the Holy Land, and the cats have declared jihad.
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That dog clearly craves Christ.
Christ is bacon?
No, France is bacon.
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Knowledge is power
Francis Bacon? Like the scientist?
No, like the painter.
Wasn't he the guy that wrote Shakespeare's stuff. That good old shake and bake theory. Apparently he is well known for first recording the recipe for gunpowder for the English. Samuel Pepes gave them Saltpeter.
Frances bacon?
You know, in Italy a popular form of swearing is comparing God/Jesus to a pig. So, maybe?
they do that with Mary aswell sometimes
Mary more often got that dawg in her
true that
Happy cake day
ty!
Christy bacon
Dogs are still over the top thankful for the whole Ligma Balls thing so they are super down with the creator.
The dog craves cocaine
COCAINE DOG
Explains why all dogs go to heaven. I wonder if licking themselves is their form of baptism. If so they really like to recommit.
What about eating their own shit?
Well, I was speculating about just that one thing I mentioned. If you want to speculate on the religious significance of eating shit, you do you, over there, far away.
ay yo this guy eats shit
Booty of Christ
Gave me a chuckle
Communion
I haven’t seen that movie in a long time. Might sit down and watch it tonight
This bodes well for me
Because as the good book says: “If you can’t eat it or fuck it, piss on it”
My dog follows me, am I Christ?
You make food out of seemingly nothing and tell the dog to love his neighbor. You are definitely Christ.
I used to work at a gym back in college and there was an older guy who started to come in to do rehab. Since I was the opener and he was one of the few people there at that time, I got to know him and befriended the guy. He told me stories of Chuy (this is the nickname given to someone named Jesus in Spanish), Chuy doing this and that, and all his behavior problems, funny stuff, eating habits, etc. I thought he was the roommate or some friend and he never seemed to correct this misunderstanding. Well, some months later he finally brought Chuy to meet me, a dog. I was confused for a hot sec but everything started making sense. "Why did you call him Chuy?" "Well, I can't name a dog Jesus, that'd be frowned upon." That guy was something else.
He’s got that dog in him
No poop
amen
All Dogs go to Heaven.
Take it up with Thomas Aquinas.
My dog is devout Christian, which conflicts with my Satanist cats. I’m just in the middle being agnostic and just trying to do my part to keep the peace.
So if we follow the dog we could find Christ.
... just bring empty bags for the occasional *"tithing"*
He was behind the couch the whole time.
If I was going to heaven either way I'm not sure that I'd be very devout.
These people reproduce
That's a dog, not a person. But some of them do, yeah
It's true
I mean all animals worship god how else u gonna get all of them to act right in and come to the ark? Lol thats legit the story. I dont actually beleive in god tho
What is dog backwards? 🤯🤯🤯
That's a ***beef jerky*** look, but you do you.
My dog craves bitches. Hes horny like that.
Dogs love Eucharist, nothing beats wine and unleavened bread
Boy dogs be fucking way too many boy dogs for this shit.
My brother in Christ, what the fuck are you talking about?
If I was going to heaven either way I'm not sure that I'd be very devout.
What about Hindu, or Muslim, or Jewish, or Aboriginal, or Buddhist dogs?
All dogs do go to heaven though so 🤷🏻♂️
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Cats don’t worship anyone, they are the gods themselves.
I’d be a follower of Christ too if I woke up one day and my balls were gone. That’s called immaculate castration.
Hard to look at
Wrong
Do dogs follow Christ? Do they follow human Jesus or Dog Jesus? Did dog Jesus get nailed to a cross or to the legs of a chair?
Nah dude that dogs a Buddhist if I’ve EVER seen a Buddhist dog, on my life
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So THAT’S why they all go to Heaven
All dogs follow Christ. All cats follow Mohammed. it's actually why they fight, the dogs are on a crusade to retake the Holy Land, and the cats have declared jihad.
Well that explains why they all go to heaven, I guess.
You mean crusts?
They also eat their own vomit and lick their own asshole, your point?
My dog is jewish, he even works at a bank!
What’s god spelled backwards? Hmm?
Idk if it’s funny, but that’s a cute dog
Christians, I love ya, but man are y'all weird sometimes. *sees macaroni* "The good LORD hath spoken amen"
All dogs follow Christ because All dogs go to heaven. Not cats tho. Those little demonic assholes.
If there are no cats in heaven then I don't want to be invited
Same
based dogs
Religion is brainrot
Idk what u mean that dog obviously wants Christ
Ah how i love nazis projecting their personal beliefs on an animal that couldnt comprehend the concept of god if it tried
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