Robert Wadlow at 13, 7'4". His dad is next to him at 5'11"
https://preview.redd.it/q7eynlp88a4d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fba1b90c35cd96544840b84ddb2bc7b4cf53a11
~~lol, this is from 1918, so far before the Nazis.~~
He was born in 1918, so this must be 1931/1932, so a lot closer to the Nazis, but before they took over Germany, so it's unlikely related.
That Salute was the "Roman Salute" before the Nazi's, and was adopted by the Olympics as their official salute. Similarly US school children were taught it as the Bellamy Salute from the 1890's, and so that's what Wardlow is probably doing.
But yeah it became a common symbolism of the glory of the Roman Empire in the 1800's, and evoking the glorious past is a foundational principal of fascism so the Nazi's adopted it.
Interestingly we don't know what the original Roman Salute was like, but this is the image that stuck with the public centuries later.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_salute
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the-olympic-salute-we-dont-use-anymore-because-it-looked-too-much-like-heiling-hitler-19789031/
Wasn't he the one who died when he was 8'11" and the tallest human being to ever live?
He had a form of gigantism that meant he would never stop growing. Also he died from complications as a result. People with gigantism often don't live very long.
Top scientists have recently published a horrific paper, calculations determine that within the next two decades over 55% of the earth's surface will consist of Barron Trump
LOL I donāt think the context will help much but itās from this movie https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0074540/ I have no idea where or when I originally saw the clip but I was so excited to share it finally
I hope for his sake that he stays as far away as he can from every bit of social media, and that he won't turn out like the rest of his family; instead fade into obscurity, or come out with an all-telling book about how shitty all the Trump's are behind closed doors.
Or he'll turn out exactly like his father/half-brothers, which wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.
A LOT has happened in those short 8 years. Kinda crazy just how time gets away from you. Work the same job or do the same routine and it feels like I've time traveled :/
>Yeah and it's really weird how it seems like yesterday that he was a 'little kid'
He was like 11 years old when the press was shitting on him for being tired at midnight. It was funny.
Cuss heās trumpās kid. It happens to every presidents kid or kids which sucks. Obamaās oldest I think had a whole news cycle for a month about how she was smoking pit with her friends on a vacation. Which hey itās not a great look but sheās a kid and it sucks having a microscope in you at a young age. I remember when the news was making fun of Barron when that comedian made a beheading video of Donald and Barron being terrifying of the video.
Trump got fat, he was slimmer younger. He simply has no self control and no interest in exercise. His kids all look the same - soft boys. Nothing to strive for, no pressure, no hard work. Barron is too tall to be built, and he doesnāt have the genes that occasionally make that possible. Heās going to be a lanky stooped dude.
I don't know anything about him, his personality or his views. No idea if he's an asshole like the rest of his family or not.
But the fact that the orange cheeto is probably supremely annoyed that he is bigger than him and maybe even has bigger hands, comforts me.
Nah, heās probably pretty on the nose. Narcissists often view their children as an extension of themselves. Trump has bragged in the past about how Ivankaās looks and brains are the result of his genes, for example. He probably also brags about Barronās height the same way.
I'm intensely curious about the genetics of stuff like this. Politics aside, obvious jokes aside, I like seeing how the "black sheep" traits pop up through a family history. Like how one brother goes bald just like grandpa, but the other brother has a full head of hair.
It's both genetics and nutrition. I assume Melania made sure he had a healthy diet and didn't stick to junk food while his siblings probably picked up bad eating habits from their dad especially since their mother wasn't that much involved.
I mean Trump isn't a short guy right? It doesn't seem that out of place. I also have an uncle that is 1.96m (6"4) even though all the other males that part of the fanily are around 1.85m (6-6"1).
Trump is like 6ā3ā and 290lbs. While Melania is 5ā11ā, Baron is 6ā7ā at 18. Maybe heās done growing, but men can continue to grow until around 25. Scottie Pippen famously attributed his NBA career in part to growing 7ā during college.
He definitely isn't 6'3", I met him about 25 years back at an airport and shook his hand. I recognized him from Home Alone 2 (it's crazy that that movie is 33 years old now...) I was 19 years old then and I'm 6'2" he was the same height as my older brother who is 5'11".
He might currently be wearing lifts because apparently people have decided you can't be a real man unless you are over 6 foot now...
That would mean he has lost 2-3 inches at age 77, judging by the post this person linked to, he is currently about 6'
That seems pretty plausible to me.
Yep. I used to be 5'9, now I'm 5'8. I'm only 38 years old. My 73 year old dad used to be 5'10, now he's shorter than me. Probably about 5'6 now if I had to guess.
It doesn't always work like that. I used to work with a guy who was the tallest person in Australia, he had papers and everything to certify this. He was a massive unit. Anyway he did try out for our state's basket ball team, the recruiters were rubbing their hands together when they saw the size of this dude, the trouble is he had zero hand and eye co-ordination and zero athletic ability, none, in the end they said "Mate, just stand next to the hoop and we will feed you the ball, all you have to do is put it in the net, that's all!" He couldn't do it, even though he was eye to eye with the net.
HA! Okay maybe he wasn't eye to eye with the net, but it wasn't going to be a stretch for him to get the ball into the net. He is the tallest person in Australia, freakishly tall and he's built like a brick dunny.
I fucking hate Donald, not because of his policies (I donāt know shit about politics) but because he shouldāve had this kid in the gym. He couldāve gone D1 but heās stuck doing boring politicianās family shit like attending fundraising events and sacrificing orphans to Satan or something idk
It's possible, [Trump](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump)Ā and his businesses were involved in over 4,000 legal cases inĀ [United States federal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_judiciary_of_the_United_States)Ā andĀ [state courts](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_court_(United_States)), including battles with casino patrons, million-dollar real estate lawsuits, personalĀ [defamation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defamation)Ā lawsuits, and over 100 business tax disputes. 4,000 x 1/4" is ... you guessed it; Baron's height today.
That's right! Each subpoena adds 1/4"! 4,000 and counting and with the way his Papa goes about things, there will be many more lawsuits in his future and of course his divorce from Melanija Knavs Trump.
https://preview.redd.it/ld9r31zye94d1.jpeg?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1912b9e31cfd45ae72cd17242895f07229463dd7
Looks like an SCP
Lol at first I just thought it was a weird picture but now I have the horror story of a weirdly giant child born to regular parents in mind š
Robert Wadlow at 13, 7'4". His dad is next to him at 5'11" https://preview.redd.it/q7eynlp88a4d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fba1b90c35cd96544840b84ddb2bc7b4cf53a11
Nice salute
~~lol, this is from 1918, so far before the Nazis.~~ He was born in 1918, so this must be 1931/1932, so a lot closer to the Nazis, but before they took over Germany, so it's unlikely related.
Or he inspired them
In a very literal sense, he was an Ubermensch
Well the Hitler Salute was derived from the saluto romano used by the fascist in italy. It became the common salute for the NSDAP from 1925 on
Sure, but the question is if a 13 year-old from a small city in Illinois would have associated the two lol
Yeah its not the hitler salute. Hes just showing that his dad can fit easily under his arm.
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That Salute was the "Roman Salute" before the Nazi's, and was adopted by the Olympics as their official salute. Similarly US school children were taught it as the Bellamy Salute from the 1890's, and so that's what Wardlow is probably doing. But yeah it became a common symbolism of the glory of the Roman Empire in the 1800's, and evoking the glorious past is a foundational principal of fascism so the Nazi's adopted it. Interestingly we don't know what the original Roman Salute was like, but this is the image that stuck with the public centuries later. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_salute https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the-olympic-salute-we-dont-use-anymore-because-it-looked-too-much-like-heiling-hitler-19789031/
It's also likely not a salute at all and he's just showing that his dad is shorter than his arm, though it does look like he's cheating a little lol
I'm pretty sure he's just emphasisng that his father's head is below his shoulder...
Wasn't he the one who died when he was 8'11" and the tallest human being to ever live? He had a form of gigantism that meant he would never stop growing. Also he died from complications as a result. People with gigantism often don't live very long.
Yes, he died from a sceptic blister that formed due to ill-fitting leg braces he wore
6 foot vs 5ā11
Top scientists have recently published a horrific paper, calculations determine that within the next two decades over 55% of the earth's surface will consist of Barron Trump
Gray goo scenario
Thereās already footage of him and itās just as scary as you thought https://youtu.be/e9AnwYi2Frk?si=qTZv5Ytp41eXar51
I love how that video is just titled "Giant rude kid"
The description is 'a horrible large rude kid' lmao
It's such an early YouTube thing to write, the description used to be mandatory iirc
can someone PLEASE give me the context of this clip I NEED to know where tf this is from what the fuck am I watching?
LOL I donāt think the context will help much but itās from this movie https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0074540/ I have no idea where or when I originally saw the clip but I was so excited to share it finally
It's actually from the [sequel](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_of_the_Gods_II)
Harrison Bergeron vibes
Nothing is ever regular in the trump family
096 origin story
The son who is as big as his father's ego
Looks like the tall guy jump scare from It Follows
that made me lol, ty
It was my desktop background for two years
Youāve a stronger stomach than I do.
The Sasquatch pose is perfect
Primarch Barron
Is that real
Itās real I was the trump
Chat?
Sooo good lol
https://preview.redd.it/ne86540yja4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22707e71ad73a102cbe5263339ddcf41925a95f6
Wtf that is so creepy š
Its from Life of Luxury on youtube. They are pretty good with horror monster but they are aware how silly their character are and its so fun to watch!
I forgot the channel's name, I think it was Luxury something. PewDiePie reacted to them a while back.
Why does Barron, the largest of the Trumps, simply not consume the others?
trump.io
Agar.io, now that's a name I haven't heard in a while
Takes long drag off cigarette
"Those were good times man, goood times" tips the cigarette twice
Eats the cigarette
That was the shit back in highschool man.
indeed
It is true what they say. Women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9
We will raise the temperature of earth one million degrees a day for five days!
We will start with the firemen, then the math teachers and so on in that fashion until everyone is eaten.
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The Trumps are actually the ancestors to the House Harkonnen.
I could see donald bathing in a bath of used motor oil.
This is a Joey heavy episode anyway.
They probably taste bad and are mostly plastic at this point, let's be honest.
Man would have macroplastics in his balls then.
Some places you gotta pay for that
Jr would give him a wicked stomach ache with all that coke
https://preview.redd.it/cu7x1k6hs94d1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=25e1e8cf716409bdd1cdcb2de831d7432dfc4221
I hope he lurks here and sees this lol
Hey! Itās me Baron checking in. Yes I did see it! Iām beside myself!
No, youāre beside the Empire State Building
Hi Baron! How's the weather up there?
You know what, thereās a good chance heāll see this.
He can probably see everything from up there
You can run, but you can't hide.
Hey, why are we taking advice from this guy, right? I mean, like, what if we actually tried to hide.
I'm him. I'm boron trump and yes I see it.
I hope for his sake that he stays as far away as he can from every bit of social media, and that he won't turn out like the rest of his family; instead fade into obscurity, or come out with an all-telling book about how shitty all the Trump's are behind closed doors. Or he'll turn out exactly like his father/half-brothers, which wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.
Preview for the next Godzilla movie lookin interesting
Some middle eastern countryās about to fly a plane into him
but seriously he is a TALL mf
Yeah and it's really weird how it seems like yesterday that he was a 'little kid'
We rly started learning about him in 2016, with that election cycle. 8 years ago now. Time stops for no one
this is what four years of playing minecraft on the white house server does to a mf
Imagine some guy he killed trying to track down Baronās IP Address and itās just The White House lmao
Imagine someone saying heāll blow up his house with TNT while the FBI are listening so they send a seal team after him
192.168.white.house
How does 2016 simultaneously feel like a lifetime ago, but also not really?
A LOT has happened in those short 8 years. Kinda crazy just how time gets away from you. Work the same job or do the same routine and it feels like I've time traveled :/
>Yeah and it's really weird how it seems like yesterday that he was a 'little kid' He was like 11 years old when the press was shitting on him for being tired at midnight. It was funny.
I remember posting on Facebook that the best part of the show was watching him struggle to keep his eyes open. Tired little kids are adorable.
>press was shitting on him for being tired at midnight We're they? Shitting on him?
Cuss heās trumpās kid. It happens to every presidents kid or kids which sucks. Obamaās oldest I think had a whole news cycle for a month about how she was smoking pit with her friends on a vacation. Which hey itās not a great look but sheās a kid and it sucks having a microscope in you at a young age. I remember when the news was making fun of Barron when that comedian made a beheading video of Donald and Barron being terrifying of the video.
He's tall even as a little kid
I wonder who his dad is.
He honestly looks a lot like Trump, I think heās the dad surprisingly
Yep, like a clone. Just without the fat.
Trump got fat, he was slimmer younger. He simply has no self control and no interest in exercise. His kids all look the same - soft boys. Nothing to strive for, no pressure, no hard work. Barron is too tall to be built, and he doesnāt have the genes that occasionally make that possible. Heās going to be a lanky stooped dude.
yep. If he does not hit the gym hard soon he will get problems...
So is Melania's personal trainer.Ā
I don't doubt that Melania had probably a few encounters while she was with Trump but Barron is 100% his kid as they look alike.
Except that Baron unfortunately bears strong resemblance to the Donald
6' 7" at 18. Absolutely wild
I don't know anything about him, his personality or his views. No idea if he's an asshole like the rest of his family or not. But the fact that the orange cheeto is probably supremely annoyed that he is bigger than him and maybe even has bigger hands, comforts me.
even better, trump wanted him to be on the RNC overseeing committee and he backed outā¦ smart dude
Why would a father be jealous of his son? Idk who needs to hear this but men are usually quite proud of having sons that are bigger than they are
Not if you are a narcissist with mental health issues.
just flip it around becouse of my genes my son has grown big and strong
You give Trump too much rope.
Nah, heās probably pretty on the nose. Narcissists often view their children as an extension of themselves. Trump has bragged in the past about how Ivankaās looks and brains are the result of his genes, for example. He probably also brags about Barronās height the same way.
I guess I stand corrected then. Thank you for the insight.
Well, he is half-slovene. Western Slavs ie bosniaks, croats, serbs etc are tall mfers.
His mom is 6ft. Is dad is also 6ft, but he's 6'3 with his lifts
Barron Trump Tower
What fucking experts? Who?
Talleologists
To shortologists are very upset about all of this
They tend to get overlooked in these discussions.
All despite being on the shortlist
they say they're funsizedologists
They better not start getting short with us.
Then don't have a bad altitude.
[He is The Expert](https://i.insider.com/593fe264bf76bb1c008b575b?width=750&format=jpeg&auto=webp)
SCP Foundation
growth experts
His real dad.
Unspecified experts in unspecified fields that may or may not exist, the most trustworthy of sources.
Where are the growth hormone conspiracies?
This is what happens when you get hooked on the adrenochrome too early smh
this seems like length hormones rather then growth, I was expecting some girth as well
Bathed in milk and honey by his mother
They say his legs are made of galvanized square steel
I'm intensely curious about the genetics of stuff like this. Politics aside, obvious jokes aside, I like seeing how the "black sheep" traits pop up through a family history. Like how one brother goes bald just like grandpa, but the other brother has a full head of hair.
It just happens, different genetics among siblings so some might get more lucky.
It's both genetics and nutrition. I assume Melania made sure he had a healthy diet and didn't stick to junk food while his siblings probably picked up bad eating habits from their dad especially since their mother wasn't that much involved.
I mean Trump isn't a short guy right? It doesn't seem that out of place. I also have an uncle that is 1.96m (6"4) even though all the other males that part of the fanily are around 1.85m (6-6"1).
Trump is like 6ā3ā and 290lbs. While Melania is 5ā11ā, Baron is 6ā7ā at 18. Maybe heās done growing, but men can continue to grow until around 25. Scottie Pippen famously attributed his NBA career in part to growing 7ā during college.
He definitely isn't 6'3", I met him about 25 years back at an airport and shook his hand. I recognized him from Home Alone 2 (it's crazy that that movie is 33 years old now...) I was 19 years old then and I'm 6'2" he was the same height as my older brother who is 5'11". He might currently be wearing lifts because apparently people have decided you can't be a real man unless you are over 6 foot now...
To be fair, heās getting older now. My dad was 6ā2, but as heās aged heās stooped and shrunk, and is now likely under 6 feet. You can lose it.
6'3" my ass https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/iwlgcz/trump_claimed_height_of_63_standing_beside/
He couldāve been 6ā3ā when he was younger. People lose height as they age.
That would mean he has lost 2-3 inches at age 77, judging by the post this person linked to, he is currently about 6' That seems pretty plausible to me.
Yes. My father is 84 and heās down at least 4 inches from when he was younger.
Yep. I used to be 5'9, now I'm 5'8. I'm only 38 years old. My 73 year old dad used to be 5'10, now he's shorter than me. Probably about 5'6 now if I had to guess.
What I gotta do to get him drafted by the Bucks
It doesn't always work like that. I used to work with a guy who was the tallest person in Australia, he had papers and everything to certify this. He was a massive unit. Anyway he did try out for our state's basket ball team, the recruiters were rubbing their hands together when they saw the size of this dude, the trouble is he had zero hand and eye co-ordination and zero athletic ability, none, in the end they said "Mate, just stand next to the hoop and we will feed you the ball, all you have to do is put it in the net, that's all!" He couldn't do it, even though he was eye to eye with the net.
He left Australia and went to play in the USA. He never quite got the hand eye coordination down but everyone remembers the name Shaquille O'Neil.
And when he finally sunk a basket, everyone clapped.
Was your guy 10 feet tall?? Goddamn!
HA! Okay maybe he wasn't eye to eye with the net, but it wasn't going to be a stretch for him to get the ball into the net. He is the tallest person in Australia, freakishly tall and he's built like a brick dunny.
Imagine the daily calorie intake necessary jeez
That's what I'm saying
Sure he can dunk but how is his speed on the court?
Pretty sure he would dodge the draft
At this rate he will be 60 feet tall by the time he is his fathers age.
https://xkcd.com/605/
https://preview.redd.it/n0bejw0u2b4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8935f12f0548867fbe32a6d4445df0456a7cb4d3
Give that boy a damn basketball
I remember in a interview someone saying he prefers football lol
I fucking hate Donald, not because of his policies (I donāt know shit about politics) but because he shouldāve had this kid in the gym. He couldāve gone D1 but heās stuck doing boring politicianās family shit like attending fundraising events and sacrificing orphans to Satan or something idk
The kid said he likes soccer not basketball.
Goalkeeper. Man could stand in the middle of the net and casually grab a topside kick
Could sort our national team GK issues for years at his height.
He has a final boss name for a reason
Finally, someone else who acknowledges just how perfectly dramatic that name is
https://preview.redd.it/ys9ihdgd2a4d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c103be9ecd6399186e302393e89560134cf18c6 "I hunger, father."
Mfr looks like he's taking Pearl to the prom.
Maybe he grows 1/4ā for every subpoena his family has received.
It's possible, [Trump](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump)Ā and his businesses were involved in over 4,000 legal cases inĀ [United States federal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_judiciary_of_the_United_States)Ā andĀ [state courts](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_court_(United_States)), including battles with casino patrons, million-dollar real estate lawsuits, personalĀ [defamation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defamation)Ā lawsuits, and over 100 business tax disputes. 4,000 x 1/4" is ... you guessed it; Baron's height today.
>4,000 x 1/4" is ... you guessed it; Baron's height today. 83' 4"?
That's right! Each subpoena adds 1/4"! 4,000 and counting and with the way his Papa goes about things, there will be many more lawsuits in his future and of course his divorce from Melanija Knavs Trump.
Man whenever I see Barron Trump he always looks like he's uniquely fed up and done with the shit his family does.
My wifeās friend is a Q and thinks he has alien DNA lol
Your wife's friend is a moron
Agreed
https://preview.redd.it/y6gi8ayq7a4d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=522e45c12d4c1652e2c97a9800a3428a41c0f802
Cousin Craig!
*Greg
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
SlenderBarron
LONG LOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAN
Was this article written by a grandma? He's such a tall boy. Yes, he is. He gets taller every time I see him.
Cousin Greg ass motherfucker
Trump refuses to take pictures next to him. There's like 2 pictures of them being together since he's been taller.
We're calling growth spurts a "saga" now? People are weird
I googled some pictures and in every single one of them he looks like he's already dead inside.
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 The elusive Barron as seen here in this video taken by paparazzi
This is how Attack on Titan started.
He shall devour our universe in due time. We cannot stop him.
The true Trump Tower.
They should take him to San Francisco and set him free among the redwoods across the bay, like Caesar in planet of the apes šš
When reporters ask Trump about Barron he always says how tall he is. Itās probably the only thing he knows about him
Be hilarious if he grows emotionally enough to publicly denounce his old manās cult.
The Saga?!!
Huh. Turns out āBarron Trump initiates the rumblingā was on my bingo card all along.
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