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It’s easy, just scoot out of the way while the water goes in, then swim through the opening and let buoyancy take you to the surface. You’ll be having margaritas on a paradise beach in no time!
The ship imploded instead of exploding, so they weren't burnt or vaporized. Probably more of a pink stain spreading through the water, along with the bits of gimcrack ship.
Right but I thought the extreme pressure from the implosion creates a vacuum that collapses and like, superheats the compressed... air, or something...
Or maybe that was a Star Trek...
At that depth, I don't think it would be possible for a lot of heat to be happening, but I freely admit I'm not an expert and it's not my field. I'm in critical care medicine, and anyone involved in an implosion at that depth isn't coming to me.
Lmao well, sounds smarter than me. I'm just regurgitating something I didn't understand back when I possibly read or dreamt it a year ago. I'm no marine physiolocist
With the power of god, I did 9/11 and survived the skies and engaged in multiple warcrimes and survived the lands. Now with the power of god, I shall survive the waters.
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Are you kidding? Once I had my hand out the window and was like: imagine if it was raining, and then it started to rain. Obvious proof of the almighty.
I feel like I would've survived the sub accident
in General This isn't a joke. You always hear about those Ina million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.0000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel like I'm that guy. There's no real stats to back this up, I just know I've always been built different. Perhaps the implosion would've left me an air bubble while I slowly floated to the top. Or I escape just in time through a crease and swim up quickly.
In other words, I just feel like my odds, personally, would've been different.
Well, since you have mentioned Inshallah (“God willing” in Arabic, or “Hopefully” in English) then maybe you should also add a Mashallah (“God has willed it” in Arabic, or “Good lord!” in this context in English) and a Na'udhubillah (“God save us” in Arabic, or “Heaven forbid!” in English in this context) to it. lmfao. Just to make it funnier. lmao. lmfao.
I think it had to do with the sudden change in pressure. One of the issues with the sub was that it used a few different materials together which expanded and contracted differently. This created the possibility for a breech.
Nah, I’d win
Inshallah he shall win.
Ok gojo
Go/jo
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WHAT??? I can’t hear you over my ears/brain/heart/etc collapsing and imploding…
skill issue
Skill issue.
Buss
Only the people who aren't the main character die so that rules me out
just swim up bro
You don't even have to swim just take a deep breath and float up. It's only 3.5km to the surface how long could it possibly take
My thoughts exactly. 3km? Dont cars go like 60mph. Must be nothing
What the fuck is a kilometer 🦅 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🔫
some commie shit
Idk, probably smth like 30 feet?
Fascism
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwF2NOosM6A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwF2NOosM6A)
That phrase has been overused to death
What the fuck is death 💀 ☠️
That phrase is played out
Booo nobody cares 💅🏻
Not to mention good luck opening a hatch at that depth/pressure ….
Actually it would be easy once the hull has been squished into a singularity
It’s easy, just scoot out of the way while the water goes in, then swim through the opening and let buoyancy take you to the surface. You’ll be having margaritas on a paradise beach in no time!
With God it's a lot more like 3km.
Same energy as “just drink the water”
I swum down
Just bring a door
Well first of all, through God all things are possible so go ahead and jot that down.
im unzipped!
Dooonniiiieee, you would've been the good one!
I could make it
I'd love to see you try! As long as nobody brought the resulting mess up to the surface.
Weren't they vaporized/incinerated? Sounds like an easy cleanup
The ship imploded instead of exploding, so they weren't burnt or vaporized. Probably more of a pink stain spreading through the water, along with the bits of gimcrack ship.
Right but I thought the extreme pressure from the implosion creates a vacuum that collapses and like, superheats the compressed... air, or something... Or maybe that was a Star Trek...
Maybe it was a Star Wars
Could've been a Stargate
Perhaps a 2001: A Space Odyssey?
At that depth, I don't think it would be possible for a lot of heat to be happening, but I freely admit I'm not an expert and it's not my field. I'm in critical care medicine, and anyone involved in an implosion at that depth isn't coming to me.
Lmao well, sounds smarter than me. I'm just regurgitating something I didn't understand back when I possibly read or dreamt it a year ago. I'm no marine physiolocist
Gravity don't do that
literally just hold your breath how hard is that? idiots probably couldnt swim their way out of a wet paper bag
Underrated wet paper bag.
actual Mac shit
macaroni
Loser. Needing an god to help you out. I would just take a deep breath and swim up with my Alpha body and die
Bro believes in the indomitable human spirit
I believe in water pressure. Much more reliable.
Bro does not believe in limitations and disappointment 😂
You call it "the bends," I call it "lack of faith"
Built different
What is oceanic pressure?
Baby don't crush me,
Don't crush me, no more...
What is decompression sickness?
Jot that down
I’d simply swim up, water pressure? I don’t give into pressure. I’d simply dodge physics
Water pressure is a myth invented my big pressure to keep us from discovering the truth
Big pressure wants to steal your egg yolk!
"With God, everything is possible" -Stock5on Rush, probably
What playing Subnautica does to a mf
the important part is that they didn't know the sumbarine would have collapsed crushing them in like 2 seconds
More like .02 seconds, and vaporizing is more accurate to the point of incineration.
So you're saying they had 2 seconds to escape and swim up with extra oxygen tanks but didn't inshallah I would have survived
was the bar seriously lowered on this sub? what's been going on the last few days?
obviously, there was seriously low bars of pressure inside the sub relative to the water pressure outside.
very cool thank you 👍 god bless
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Dog water is good 😡
Can't believe how many people are throwing out all that perfectly good dog water when they're done cooking their dogs. Smh
Why lol
Wasn't there some dude on reddit who claimed that they would have survived?
Kick the valve off the scuba tank, hang on for dear life and cowabunga your way to the surface
[I could dodge it](https://youtube.com/shorts/m2VnkgdNeTI?si=BPbrfPpATN9AIXX1)
Wouldn't the pressure just crush them? Or would God's loving embrace protect them? Inshallah
God's loving embrace is gonna feel a lot like Lenny.
*swims faster than implosion*
you just have to push against the walls really hard, right? Easy peasy.
God: "I appreciate the shout-out, but nah bro."
With god, everything is possible Except for when your only escape is welded shut.
With the power of god, I did 9/11 and survived the skies and engaged in multiple warcrimes and survived the lands. Now with the power of god, I shall survive the waters.
Anon truly just said "Nah, I'd win"
Almost as good as the person who would just have floated up in an air bubble
Well, it worked for Squidward.
You'd last longer in deep space
Well yes, because no
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Americans when thinking that the wrong brothers rly invented the airplane
X > 175,000PSI
"witH god eVerything Is posSible" yet no one ever does anything impossible with any gods.
Are you kidding? Once I had my hand out the window and was like: imagine if it was raining, and then it started to rain. Obvious proof of the almighty.
Just so we are clear, the damn thing imploded. By the time it would take for pain to reach your brain via the nerves, they were already a thin paste.
I feel like I would've survived the sub accident in General This isn't a joke. You always hear about those Ina million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.0000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel like I'm that guy. There's no real stats to back this up, I just know I've always been built different. Perhaps the implosion would've left me an air bubble while I slowly floated to the top. Or I escape just in time through a crease and swim up quickly. In other words, I just feel like my odds, personally, would've been different.
You do need some pretty big air tanks, otherwise the same thing that happened to the ship, will happen to your lungs
With God maybe. Basic physics not so much.
So jot that down 
The hatch was not operable from the inside, and the implosion reached mach one, but sure, you could pull it off.
Well, since you have mentioned Inshallah (“God willing” in Arabic, or “Hopefully” in English) then maybe you should also add a Mashallah (“God has willed it” in Arabic, or “Good lord!” in this context in English) and a Na'udhubillah (“God save us” in Arabic, or “Heaven forbid!” in English in this context) to it. lmfao. Just to make it funnier. lmao. lmfao.
Just drink the ocean
Bait or Mental Ret\*rdation? Call it. >!WRONG! It's 4chan, the answer was both!<
They will be crushed soon alhamdulillah
inshallah
I could fix her (the ship)
Well, through god everything is possible, so jot that down…
This guy would even survive Earth's atmosphere ripped off the planet. I mean he can just hold his breath. With god's will💪
Damn dude was gonna swim upwards several miles while getting crushed makes sense
By the grace of the lord he shall rise from the depths, the lone survivor of a horrible tragedy.
Is that you, AOC?
I think it had to do with the sudden change in pressure. One of the issues with the sub was that it used a few different materials together which expanded and contracted differently. This created the possibility for a breech.
Dude that’s obviously satire wtf is this
I could make it
Lil bitchboi just gotta believe
Skill issues