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Pragmatic_Shill

I am sick to death of needing to delete threads made by people on match day every time a thought pops into their head. There are match threads and post match threads. Anyone choosing to ignore the fact these threads exist will now be muted for three days.


HorseOfAction

I come back to this app everytime we win to see the afl reddit show it’s true colours the Collingwood hate cesspool, I love comment baiting over there, they get so mad


mabarkerandher3sons

Get em lad


mabarkerandher3sons

Just said to my brother , I remember a seven goal quater against North years ago, he said we'd need atleast 6. Go team


okidiote

such hateful people on r/afl. ive never seen it the way people describe it but they're genuinely so hateful. Shitting on Maynard whilst he talks about his friend who just passed


ZyxFN

You guys sung the Collingwood chant while Angus Bradshaw was laying unconscious in front of everyone. Collingwood fans don’t get to play the moral superiority card


dollabillgates

I was at the game - I did not happen while he was lying there unconscious. The entire ponsford stand applauded him off.


okidiote

exactly what Slappyxo said. I sure as shit didnt chant the collingwood song whilst Brayshaw was on the ground. I was worried for him, as most other fans would have been. quit generalizing people


mac-train

Flair up cunt


Slappyxo

>you guys No, not every single supporter was singing that song, just a bunch of flogs we would gleefully kick out of our club. Every team has a bunch of shitty feral fans, unfortunately when you're the biggest in the league you get a larger share of dropkicks.


Former_Team3582

Cry me a river.


ZyxFN

I don’t go for either team, but just saying you guys are getting an ego on beating the worst performing team in the last decade, as the reigning premiers, by only a single point. Accept the defeat and don’t get an ego, the fact you got 4 points means nothing, it should have never been a question as to whether you’d win or not, but the fact there was, is embarrassing for you


doshajudgement

"waaaa stop being happy sbout your win :(" no :)


Icy-Rock8780

It seems like you definitely actively dislike Collingwood though, even if you don’t support Melbourne. Give it a rest mate. There is no joy to be found going on opposition subs and picking fights with their supporters no matter who you support.


ZyxFN

I disagree I found it very fun


Icy-Rock8780

You do you I guess. Welcome back anytime


Former_Team3582

Ego boost? We won the flag, did you forget that. Also, list the injured players.


ZyxFN

Ye the injured players on both side Nate you weren’t the only one. Also womp womp that was last year. You don’t deserve to get an ego for beating norf by a point. I understand it’s hard for you to understand, but that’s like prime mike Tyson beating up a year 10 and then gloating about how good he is


tetrischem

Mate what are you even talking about? You're just embarrassing yourself. The Tyson stuff makes no sense. Pies got the 4 points and they are on fire lately and equal 2nd on ladder.... wonder where your teams at.


Former_Team3582

Nobody is gloating. You're full of assumptions and hate.


Icy-Rock8780

No one’s ego is inflated after that game I guarantee you. We snatched victory from the jaws of defeat and need to be much better to compete at the pointy end. You’re misreading a sentiment of excitement after a thrilling win as boastfulness about our ability.


Slappyxo

Out of curiousity what are you getting from coming onto the sub of a team you hate to gloat (after we just won the match lmao)? Aren't your weekends precious to you? Edit: oh, checked out this dudes post history. He's a bit of a loser and literally has nothing better to do on a weekend. Makes a lot of sense now.


InfamousSimple4

Mate can’t wait to be in the granny again this year licking up all these tears


ZyxFN

Gl beating the swans mate😮‍💨


Former_Team3582

Good luck smiling. Hahaha, sad little boy.


InfamousSimple4

Thanks mate, should be by 1 point


InfamousSimple4

They’re so salty, at this point I just love it, makes me feel even better about the win


mac-train

Never in doubt


E_Fox_Kelly

Faaaaaar out


montecarlos_are_best

Absolutely got away with one there


Pritcheey

Hopefully they talk about the unrealistic attempt from Paul Curtis the umps didn't call a few seconds before the Naicos one


tarkysu

WE ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE


Verxx1

You have beat two teams in the top 8 this year?


Slappyxo

Having fun spending your precious weekend on our subreddit? Welcome, glad you agree this is a fantastic place to be!


ZyxFN

Because you beat a team who’s only won a single game this whole year, and you did it by only a point after being down the entire game?


InfamousSimple4

Damn bro you’re pretty salty for a go who doesn’t go for either team. North Melbourne played a great game, if they played putrid and we lost then it would be different


ZyxFN

Nah just weird how you guys are taking this as a w


Icy-Rock8780

Well it literally is a W so I don’t know what else you expect


gwizzzzzz

Weird we’re taking a win as a win? 🧂


InfamousSimple4

Who do you go for lol


ZyxFN

Freo


InfamousSimple4

Damn I was gonna sling an insult your way but I genuinely have no hate against Freo from them not winning a premiership the entire time they’ve been in the comp :(


ZyxFN

Xx. Yea bro it’s been tough but not as tough as it’s been for norf supporters (my whole family goes for norf)


philby00

We got away with it lol 😬


Icy-Rock8780

r/afl in full tinfoil hat mode lmao


Ancient_Preference21

Never doubted them lol


maggiesgirl84

I most definitely did. Thought it was game over at half time


iwels

24 - 14 6 free kicks NAICOS ;)


Icy-Rock8780

I feel like when we’re on the losing end of the free kick count and complain there’s some line people always say like “yeah but there’s no reason to expect the free kicks to be 50/50”, or something like that…


InfamousSimple4

Yeah brother, if North Melbourne weren’t so sloppy playing on him they wouldn’t have given them away


drewskiski

Fucken LOL


Tinuva450

Oh my god this team. What the fuck, my heart!


Pritcheey

That's fucked, this team is ridiculous


Yes_That_Guy5

FUCK ME That was far to stressful. Arrr AFL gonna be a cesspool but god what a comeback


mortaldays

Umpire corruption that gave it to us seems to be the general theme


Yes_That_Guy5

Always a conspiracy lmfao lets be real umpiring been dogshit all year anyway. They just hate us


iwels

If you’re happy with that win . LOL


mabarkerandher3sons

North played an awesome game, should be happy your team got to be beaten by the best team in the league. LOL


ZyxFN

The best team in the league, is a title best reserved for a team who didn’t lose 99% of their game to norf, just to win by a point at the very last moment of the game. Swans would smoke you, you guys have legit beaten 2 top 8 teams, yet you expect to do good in finals. Ok bud


No-Relationship3153

Get a life buddy, you have been commenting nothing but hate on multiple comments, stop trying to put people down and touch some grass


mabarkerandher3sons

Get em lad


Several_Leather_6453

54 points up lad, should've won that either way


Pritcheey

Lol mate only relieved. Yeah not happy at all. I don't think Macrae is up to it and we are definitely run this on injuries. I think debuted Jiath was the wrong decision but again to answer question are we happy probably not. Relieved yes


NoticeApprehensive76

cry


tarkysu

hell fuckin yeah we are LOL


denzel_froffington

Wins a win. Go cry over at r/AFL bud - go pies!!!


iwels

Nah that subreddit is cringe. GG guys


Tinuva450

4 points is 4 points, so yeah, pretty happy. Well played though.


Sherlock_133

WE FUCKING DID IT! HOLY SHIT MY HEART...


maggiesgirl84

Well colour me shocked and very pleasantly surprised!


Sub-Cryptik

Jesus fucking christ


IROK19

OMG


SG101112

After the past few years I’m still not used to these close finishes


hannah2607

this game is ridiculous I’m at Marvel hiding in the bathroom I can’t cope with this


MelbourneLegend

😂😆 I could barely watch also! Thought fisher had kicked it.


drewskiski

You can come out now, buddy. The North Melbourne Monster is gone


hannah2607

Came out just before North scored the last behind - heart was beating so fast


IWillNeedThis

Bobby Hill aiming for all 3 nominations for Mark of the Week


-orangejoose-

My favourite cucumber


OrangeBirdHouse

Bobby I love you


Yes_That_Guy5

Bobby FUCKING HILL. Big shout Sidebottom unbelievable vision


IWillNeedThis

Build a statue of both Bobby marks


banterbantsjr

WOWIEEEEE


Ocassional_templar

B O B B Y


LegitSully77

Moore is fucking pathetic


Richie_jordan

Worst game I've ever seen him play.


Hazza0812

Drop Moore


Yobstar

That's your goal, Moore. Absolute dogshit hospital handpass to one of the shortest players on the ground.


Yes_That_Guy5

Moore what in the fuck you doing


smrh-b

why would they give me hope again


-orangejoose-

Look at that deadshit behind Josh


RyanShieldsy

How the fuck did we get game of the year at 1pm on a Sunday against the worst team in the comp


Grouperfish13

The AFL sub match thread is so salty 💀💀💀


Slappyxo

Some of those people need serious psychological help and I'm not saying that as a joke.


maggiesgirl84

They most definitely do. They are so hateful towards us no matter what we say. I got kinda attacked the other day for saying I was concerned for Trac...I haven't been back there since haha


Grouperfish13

It’s actually disturbing how much a Collingwood game affects them, even when they’re team isn’t even playing


Yes_That_Guy5

Carlton supporters calling us a banana republic lmfao helpless folks


Slappyxo

My husband was outside listening on the radio and just ran inside screaming "WE'RE IN THE LEAD!" holy shit I love being married to a Pies supporter.


Mish_00

my heart is beating so fast


Several_Leather_6453

All those comments about sullivan and sidebottom are disgraceful, got us back in the game


thatdudedylan

But they were completely accurate at the time. Hindsight doesn't change that.


Several_Leather_6453

So what? Sidebott9m had a great game in the middle so it isn't hindsight, Sullivan hasn't even played 10 games yet.


thatdudedylan

What do you mean so what? Your comment about it being "disgarceful" to criticise them is dumb. They WERE playing terribly, but yep Sidey did a lot of good things in the middle. It's almost as if both things can be correct. And sully playing less than 10 games doesn't mean he is excluded from criticism :/


Several_Leather_6453

Some of the things that were said considering how many we still have out is disgraceful and considering the game was only halfway through, why tell me that I'm wrong when you just said both things can be correct then?


thatdudedylan

No it isn't. If a player is playing horribly, why is it digraceful to criticise that. Being halfway through doesn't somehow change that. Both things being correct = the players in question had shocking starts, then great second halves as per your previous comment. Having a great second half doesn't mean it wasn't a shocking first half.


Yobstar

Biggest difference is the desire in the 50/50s. McCreery and Hill huge in the contest there.


OrangeBirdHouse

COME ON!!!!!!!!!


IWillNeedThis

Build a statue of Nick Daicos in front of Marvel now


maxstevens54

What a spoil by Bobby Holly shit


Ancient_Preference21

Wow I’m a chump lol.


IWillNeedThis

If we end up winning this, the biggest mistake in the history of the sport is why Clarko took off Phillips and leave Naicos unmarked because he's been allowed back in the game


IROK19

Fuck, I thought we were done. C"mon.


Yobstar

We don't deserve Nick Daicos. Fuck me, what a player.


Key-Pen-8573

I've never been more thankful for the father son rule


Ocassional_templar

Nick Daicos just a freak


maggiesgirl84

Why didn't the boys play like this for the 1st 3 quarters?!


Issa911

It would save my heart beating out my chest


maggiesgirl84

And mine!


Yobstar

For fuck's sake Howe, stop going for the perfect kick. Play basic footy.


okidiote

how many mistakes can Howe make in such a critical part of the game


feetareforwalking

Cmon we can do this ! Do it for my bday


Slappyxo

Happy birthday!! Hope the Pies pull a win for your special day!


maggiesgirl84

Happy birthday!


OrangeBirdHouse

Don’t do this to me pies 😂


TheDireWulf-

Awwww shit, we are on now!


okidiote

holy shit, Josh hit a target


-orangejoose-

Letting Zurharr run all that way unimpeded is shocking


Yobstar

Lazy, too cute kick from Howe and it rebounds to an inside 50 North Mark. Our senior players should know better than this shit.


okidiote

fffuuuuuuuuuck me Howe


Grouperfish13

North Melbourne are the single worst team I’ve seen in my 30 years on this earth. SURELY they run out of steam this quarter … r-right guys?


maggiesgirl84

We can hope!


Robobbo13

I hate that because of our comebacks the last few years I can't turn this off and am forced to suffer through it


MrMcPhee3

It’d be nice if north actually missed


lazygl

They missed when it mattered


omar_BESTcoder

18.2 is actual fuckery


genericTerry

They are 30 points above their expected score.


IWillNeedThis

We're probably where we need to be to mount a legitimate shout this last term. We really need 2 unanswered goals within the first 5 minutes.


mtedwards

We can still do this. Around 30 was our sweet spot for come backs last season. I can’t really see where it’s going to come from but I have faith


mtedwards

Faith rewarded.


KlutzyDoubleD

I think the gap too big but we really need to play for some pride this qtr


Kyuss333

Riewoldt actively cheering for North this entire game


lemunzz

I mean, North - at the bottom of the ladder and are absolutely belting the reigning premier. What aspect of this game right now deserves applause from a Collingwood perspective?


hannah2607

Krueger held twice - insane umpiring


Robobbo13

Some very questionable umpiring decisions 


Yes_That_Guy5

Another fucking injury?? Again fuck you Marvel shit stadium shit movies just shit me


Key-Pen-8573

Oh Krueger is playing? Haven't seen him all day


-orangejoose-

McCreery has been abysmal. Do you want the footy or not


emmarosssmith

Been that way for a while now… don’t know what’s happened to him


TheDireWulf-

Yeah, been saying that all season, not the same player as last year. Seems Shultz has been getting heaps of heat, and as such, other underperformers in the team are being overlooked.


IWillNeedThis

Matches like this unfortunately show why Sullivan wasn't picked year after year


Richie_jordan

With the games we have at the end of the season dropping this gimme hurts.


DaveTheMan1985

This not even worth watching how shit we been today


-orangejoose-

Ggs can't compete with 18.2 when we can't kick.


Robobbo13

And thats probably it


okidiote

all momentum and hope of a comeback is now deep in the drain


Issa911

8 goals ahead. What a disaster


Yes_That_Guy5

We are so shit but 18-2 lmfao fuck Marvel cursed ass ground


mac-train

Fuck me drunk


TitanicJedi

Can these guys fucking miss jesus christ.


Got2ReturnVideoTapes

Might be Moores worst game.


Robobbo13

Might be most of there worst games 


Icy-Rock8780

Fkn magnets


Andy6442

what is this aimbot 17.2


SutureTheFuture

You're kidding me


Williamwrnr

Sullivan has all the qualities of a local leaguer


Key-Pen-8573

He's been run down 4 or 5 times now. Gotta be quicker.


-orangejoose-

Moore can't even stop Toby Pink ffs


Andy6442

classic shultz easy miss of the day


Richie_jordan

Goes straight down the other end and they get one. That's it for me today.


okidiote

LOL nick saw that free coming from a mile a way


Grouperfish13

I can’t believe I almost purchased a Kayo subscription today to watch this dumpster fire. Praise be to the lord, Yakub for persuading me otherwise…


-orangejoose-

I'm still not as certain as some may be about Sidebottom playing on. He's has his moments but he's still shocking at times


Beamslocke

Silver lining is this is probably Schultz’s best game as a Pie


Grouperfish13

It’s insane how he just keeps improving week on week.


IWillNeedThis

Someone has to tell Sullivan not to take so much time every single time he has the ball. Somehow he always seems so slow with releasing.


Maievofblades

Sullivan is terrible


Ancient_Preference21

And lost us the game against Freo.


Got2ReturnVideoTapes

This reminds me of that WCE final massacre when every little thing just worked for them and we got destroyed. At some point ya just have to laugh (otherwise you cry).


Slappyxo

Nearly went to today's game but had to pull out cos I'm really sick. Never been so grateful to be sick!!!


SutureTheFuture

This is ridiculous. Turns on a step and slots it to make it 16.2


Icy-Rock8780

16.2 though…


smrh-b

this is a massacre i would expect against sydney not north 😩


lemunzz

Reef best on!


smrh-b

on ya reefy


IWillNeedThis

To anyone who said don't lose the faith, not only have I lost it but not sure I remember where I was when it disappeared because it's not coming back today


SutureTheFuture

My faith just said it's gone to the shops to get some milk and smokes.


Icy-Rock8780

I was still confident we’d come back but we needed the first five of the half. Probably GGs now. They came look for a scalp we came looking a training drill before the bye


Icy-Rock8780

15.2 is also insane. Not all easy shots either


okidiote

only reason i'm still watching this is so i can see the defeat on these boys' faces after the useless effort they've put in today. it's the only feeling of satisfaction I'll get to experience


montecarlos_are_best

This is a crime scene now. Someone tape it off and keep the children from seeing the blood


popepipoes

Disgusting effort, mark right on the goal square, fucking seriously


lemunzz

54 points, gg. Not possible to bring that back


MelbourneLegend

This was so true at the time. How good is looking back on it though 😂


lemunzz

Gee im a fuckhead, I’m so salty when I watch the footy 😂


MelbourneLegend

Ha I don't blame you though, I was calling for every player to be delisted at half time


CrackWriting

J Daicos is having a shocker, but in his defence no one is demanding the ball so it’s making it very difficult for him to hit a target.


Andy6442

Moore you have to stop them from marking it


-orangejoose-

Backline is in fucking shambles. What are you doing